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Chapter 30
Life is ups and downs, and a cat is fattening.
Even Bai Hefei can’t eat small snacks here. Hua Tang has completely blown up his hair. Losing weight makes the evil cat gradually distorted and stops sleeping at night. He took a small iron spoon on the coffee table in the living room and squatted at the door of Bai Hefei’s bedroom. Knock on the floor.
"Ding--"
Bai Hefei turned over and pretended that the cat doesn't exist. He is now a regular otaku. He can't stay up late and can't play with his mobile phone. The black cat next to him knocks on the floor and lets her knock on the floor. The soundproof earplugs are very effective.
"Ding Ding—"
The soundproof earplugs are not temporarily disconnecting the auditory nerve. The unique quietness in the middle of the night always makes a little noise especially obvious. Hua Tang can't sleep, and refuses to go, just stay and let Bai Hefei who snatched the beef jerky can not sleep. .
No, this is not the cat staying as he imagined.
Bai Hefei buried his face in the quilt in pain, trying not to pay attention to Hua Tang, so as not to open the door of the kitchen with the key and find Hua Tang snacks.
The imaginary "ding, ding, ding—" did not appear, and before Bai Hefei breathed a sigh of relief, Hua Tang took a leap and landed on his back, almost being pressured to vomit blood.
Rolling from the bed to the carpet swiftly, Bai Hefei turned on the bedroom lights, took off the eye mask and earplugs, and surrendered to Hua Tang, "Little ancestor, I will let the bedroom out. Can you sleep?"
Oh, what's the point of sleeping at night without supper?
Hua Tang looked at Bai Hefei squatting on the carpet and was autistic, feeling a little balanced, and continued to tap the metal on the edge of the bed with a small iron spoon, "ding-ding ding-ding -"
She is not full and can't sleep~
Alas, the evil cat’s appeal is actually very simple. As long as she prepares a supper for her, she can find a fragrant and soft bed and fall asleep.
Gu Yusheng's sleep quality has improved, but his sleep time is still short. If Hua Tang dares to knock with a small iron spoon in a small restaurant, it would be better. Gu Yusheng will probably be taken out for a run at two or three in the morning.
The evil cat must bully the soft and be afraid of the hard, she dare not make trouble in the small restaurant, then quarrel pigeons here in Bai Hefei.
She is so hungry, she wants to eat, she doesn't want to lose weight.
Bai Hefei let out the bedroom, and as soon as he lay down on the sofa with the quilt rolled up, the black cat dragged the small iron spoon, quietly appeared next to him, and continued to knock on the floor.
Can evil cats deduct three meals at will?
Hua Tang wants Bai Hefei to know what the villain's anger is!
Fortunately, Bai Hefei has many years of practical experience. After applying two drops of Fengyou Essence, Hua Tang abruptly stayed up.
Carefully placing the black cat in the center of the bed, Bai Hefei tiptoed out of the bedroom, bitterly and humblely got into the bed on the sofa, vowing that tomorrow he must find the warrior who controls Hua Tang's meals.
Then, complain.
Before Bai Hefei was busy in class and dealing with things at school, he didn't have the time to pay attention to the owner group at all times. Now that he missed his sleepiness, he became energetic and began to read the previous chat records.
Soon, Bai Hefei found the newly opened small restaurant in Hongwafang. It was basically certain that the store manager was one of the soul figures who helped Hua Tang on a diet.
Hey, as the basic unit of the battle, the pigeon is too big to withstand Hua Tang's magic sound attack, and won't you go to the god teammate with a full wink?
The days of losing weight have been so difficult, so breakfast is not to be missed.
Hua Tang has forgotten when he fell asleep. After kicking the quilt, he woke up on time when Gu Yusheng was preparing breakfast.
Looking at the sky, Hua Tang "boomed" out of bed, and found that he was late to the office worker, squeezed out of the small window and ran.
Bai Hefei was awakened by this movement, and he crawled from the floor back to the sofa in a daze. He didn't know why he fell asleep when he fell asleep, but where did Hua Tang go in a hurry?
After yawning, Bai Hefei was waking up suddenly when he was going to sleep on the bed, did Hua Tang go for breakfast?
This anxious little appearance is simply the last class of high school that year was dragged by the teacher, and he was about to sell out hot meals!
You can sleep again when you are lazy, but you can't wait for the complaint. Bai Hefei, the agency feared that he touched his dark circles in the mirror, and saw that the sky was just getting dark and there were basically no people outside, so he changed his clothes and went straight to the small restaurant.
I don’t know if the small restaurant sells breakfast or not. After pitting Hua Tang, he can still bring up a breakfast and come back to sleep~
Gu Yusheng didn’t know that there would be a young man who would hurt each other with Hua Tang. He ran back in the morning and opened the back door. As soon as he fryed the pan, he saw the black cat making a sudden stop and appeared at the door on time. He jumped in and squatted on the table waiting for the meal.
Ask, what is the top speed of the black cat?
Answer, it should depend on how fragrant the food is.
Now the residents in the community don't give Hua Tang food. Black cats can only eat in small restaurants. Therefore, Gu Yusheng is very concerned about the time of three meals. Gu Yusheng doesn't need to look for cats everywhere. When the meal comes out, the cat will appear on time.
For the health of his teeth, Hua Tang also has to brush his teeth. Sister Ye caught cats all over the house for a long time before she developed the habit of brushing her teeth.
But Hua Tang has never liked it very much, so every time he brushes his teeth, he is not very active. That is to say, children like Yu Binggan are patient and take good care of the black cat, otherwise Hua Tang would not take the initiative to brush his teeth.
But now, in order to eat quickly, Hua Tang also bears the humiliation and starts brushing his teeth, squatting on the washing table, trying to open his mouth to rub the electric toothbrush, and not forgetting to squeeze some cat-specific toothpaste.
After all, toothpaste is chicken flavor~
What makes black cats live independently? It's to eat quickly!
We weighed regularly before meals. Hua Tang was picked up by Gu Yusheng and placed on the scale. He secretly lifted his qi in an attempt to be lighter. I don’t know if it was used to lift the trachea or the trouble wasted last night. This time he was 60 grams lighter.
Ok? Hua Tang secretly delighted, was hugged by Gu Yusheng and waited for the scale to be cleared, and weighed it again. It was really 60 grams.
Yesterday I lost 50 grams and added an extra flat food. Today I lost 60 grams. Is it possible to forcibly round up and add two more flat foods?
Losing weight forces the evil cat's mathematical ability to gradually improve, and the mental arithmetic ability also rises exponentially.
It seems that eating less is the best way to lose weight. Gu Yusheng wrote down his new weight in a notebook and watched the black cat squatting on the table. His round eyes were filled with hope, and he was a little shaken, "To reward you yesterday. Didn't you eat snacks, will I take a chicken wing for you in the morning?"
The chicken wings have no meat! Can't you take a chicken leg?
Maomao sighed. Chicken wings are better than no chicken wings. Hua Tang stretched out his front paws and pulled Gu Yusheng's wrist, urging him to get the chicken wings quickly and pick the larger one.
"Hands, keep wings under your hands?!"
Went around the red tile house twice and saw that the front door of the store hadn't opened yet. He hesitated to find Bai Hefei at the back door. He just heard this, poked his head and looked inside, and then intercepted Hua Tang's chicken wings for extra meal in time. , Complained that the black cat was there yesterday and ate a pack of beef jerky.
Gu Yusheng is tall and cold, with deep eyebrows. Standing there is easy to think of mountains, peaks and the like. It contrasts clearly with Bai Hefei's white, soft, bullying, temperamental, and white bread-like student party.
Therefore, Bai Hefei was a little embarrassed, looking at Gu Yusheng was a little bit embarrassed.
But the appearance of the other party getting along with Hua Tang made him unprepared, so the Xiaoshe was afraid to file a lawsuit and cut off Hua Tang's chicken wings.
This is probably, if you hurt my intact eye circles, I will abolish your snack paradise~
Boiled chicken wings will fly away with patters?
Hua Tang looked at the small breakfast bowl in disbelief. There was no chicken wing appearance. He tried his best to meow.
I didn't buy breakfast, but Bai Hefei, who complained about the prize, got a free meal and was drinking porridge with joy.
How can beef jerky be considered a snack? This, this is clearly the staple food, is it wrong for the evil cat to eat the staple food? She has also lost 60 grams!
Even if he secretly inhales and put his tail to the side to falsely lighten by 30 grams, 30 grams is actually reduced.
Hua Tang looked at his small bowl and then at the big bowl in front of Bai Hefei, planning to grab a couple of mouthfuls while Gu Yusheng was not paying attention.
Unfortunately, Gu Yusheng is too familiar with Hua Tang's behavior when it comes to eating. He can turn his back to the cat in time and hug the cat in mid-air. This accurately blocked the "cat bullet" and saved it. Bai Hefei was startled with a bowl.
The cat who can’t eat chicken wings is incomplete. Hua Tang fell into a depression after being stopped. The irritability caused by food control broke out completely. With his back to Gu Yusheng and Bai Hefei, he was motionless, pretending to be a black man on the table. Cat sculpture, online refused to communicate with the outside world.
"Store, store manager, is Hua Tang angry?" Bai Hefei pointed to the black cat and asked Gu Yusheng in a low voice. He was joking before, and Gu Yusheng did not detain Hua Tang's chicken wings.
It's just that the chicken wings need to be heated and placed on another plate. Hua Tang's angle didn't see it. Bai Hefei saw the chicken wings.
Gu Yusheng touched Hua Tang's ears. The black cat did not hide or respond. It was obviously sulking, unwilling to get up, and the kind of bad coax.
…Of course, if Gu Yusheng is willing to use two chicken wings to make amends, Hua Tang can still consider it.
"Manager, otherwise, how about letting Hua Tang wear an anti-shake camera?" The collar must not stop the black cat from having a meal, but the shots taken around the clock are fine.
According to Gu Yusheng's recorded data, Hua Tang was 50 grams lighter a day at most before, and today it can be 60 grams lighter. This may be related to the good combination of diet and exercise when the black cat was at Bai Hefei yesterday.
Cats should be the animals with the strongest rebellious psychology. The more they are not allowed to do anything, the more they want to do.
Gu Yusheng can't watch Hua Tang all day, so he can only strictly enforce the appetite for three meals, so that Hua Tang has no chance of getting fat.
This reminded Bai Hefei of the anti-shake camera that he had modified with his seniors two days ago. The buttons are very light in size and weight. As long as they are within a certain signal range, they can be shot and shared in real time, that is, live broadcast.
Hang this lens with interlaced straps like a small badge on Hua Tang's body, and you can see Hua Tang's perspective supervision at any time.
When Gu Yusheng doesn't have time to stare, Ye SiLan, Bai Hefei, and even the residents of the community can come and watch, and guard the black cat to look for a buffet.
On the basis of not eating snacks, Gu Yusheng can also relax Hua Tang's three meals range, so that the strict control will not be so strict now that the black cats are wronged.
As for the fact that opening a live broadcast room for cats to lose weight, will it infringe on Hua Tang's privacy?
"Hua Tang, this is an anti-shake camera..."
Before eating, wearing a button-sized camera was not a difficult task. Before Bai Hefei could finish explaining, Hua Tang pressed a paw and asked Gu Yusheng to bring her chicken wings.
Close the camera with one claw and hand over chicken wings.