Search Discord Bookmarks
    Please update your browser: Your browser is obsolete, you need to update or switch! Missing var() support! Missing grid support! Missing (flex-) gap support! Missing aspect-ratio support! Missing container query support! Missing clamp() support! Missing -webkit-line-clamp support!
    Header Background Image

    Asianovel

    The world's first crowdsourcing-driven asian bl novel translation community
    Cover of This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill
    ComedyDramaFantasyMartial ArtsSupernatural

    This Ninja Is Obviously Not Strong but Really Hard to Kill

    by 无面凄凉

    Ding! The system activated the mission!
    [Look at this sick old man in front of you. Let us pull out his oxygen tube and send him off. Let’s give him a peaceful mercy teehee~]
    Shinomiya Aoba was stunned.
    The old man mentioned by the dog system seemed to be a little strong…
    Looking at the Gedo Mado Pipe inserted in the back of ‘old age Madara’, he was silent and even wanted to laugh.
    Do you mean his ‘oxygen tube’?
    You want me to die?!
    In addition… The super suicide missions have been released:
    [Personally experiencing the ultimate meaning of the Eight Inner Gates! —Take a hard kick of ‘Night Guy’ and shout out, ‘I would not call you the strongest!’]
    [Give Otsutsuki Kaguya a Thousand-Year Kill! —And record this beautiful moment!]
    [Art is Explosion… and SpongeBob Squarepants! —-To accompany Deidara to self-destruct!]
    [Inviting Terumi Mei to host the wedding —No less than a hundred words of congratulations!]
    In addition, there were many other kinds of death-seeking missions waiting to be opened. And when the main character looked back many years later, everyone was holding back a sentence of “Damn it, he’s crazy!”
    “This Ninja clearly didn’t look very strong, so why did he not die even after doing this?”
    This was probably a poor child who had been dragged onto a path of death by a shitty system that’s on seeking death.

    1. Chapter 1 Uchiha’s Undead
      1,278 Words
    2. Chapter 2 The most pitiful opening mission in history
      1,467 Words
    3. Chapter 3 Bad old man, you are dead!
      1,503 Words
    4. Chapter 4 The key to breaking the game
      1,224 Words
    5. Chapter 5 The Newly Received Younger Brother
      1,351 Words
    6. Chapter 6 Devil Bear Children Series
      1,296 Words
    7. Chapter 7 The Hell of Despair Strikes
      1,223 Words
    8. Chapter 8 Pull out your oxygen tube!
      1,263 Words
    9. Chapter 9 The Wanjie Death System is officially launched!
      1,271 Words
    10. Chapter 10 Sorry, I’m an Undercover
      1,246 Words
    11. Chapter 11 First Arrival in Konoha
      1,233 Words
    12. Chapter 12 Beat them to tears!
      1,343 Words
    13. Chapter 13 Revenge Never Overnight
      1,361 Words
    14. Chapter 14 [Devil’s Chili Smoke Bomb] and [Kunai-Desert Eagle]
      1,245 Words
    15. Chapter 15 Be my son, right?
      1,308 Words
    16. Chapter 16 I Was Confused by the Third Generation Routine
      1,245 Words
    17. Chapter 17 The much-anticipated bronze-level death mission!
      1,313 Words
    18. Chapter 18 Xiaoye is the future five generations
      1,209 Words
    19. Chapter 19 The Uchiha boy who likes to eat three-color balls
      1,256 Words
    20. Chapter 20 Itachi God is a big thick leg
      1,305 Words
    21. Chapter 21 Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings!
      1,241 Words
    22. Chapter 22 A Little Dangerous Job
      1,362 Words
    23. Chapter 23: Unpredictable Disaster
      1,337 Words
    24. Chapter 24 Otsutsuki Ichijo
      1,345 Words
    25. Chapter 25 Danger strikes!
      1,338 Words
    26. Chapter 26 Is it really scary to be a young master?
      1,255 Words
    27. Chapter 27 The battle escalates!
      1,282 Words
    28. Chapter 28 Fuyue’s Shot
      1,279 Words
    29. Chapter 29: Slash the Fist and Walk the Ghost
      1,277 Words
    30. Chapter 30 Sanhe with a cold face and a kind heart
      1,319 Words
    31. Chapter 31: Writing Wheel Eyes, Open!
      2,062 Words
    32. Chapter 32 Practice hard!
      1,301 Words
    33. Chapter 33 Children and women’s money is best earned!
      1,334 Words
    34. Chapter 34 Talk about cooperation!
      1,368 Words
    35. Chapter 35 Verification of Drug Efficacy
      1,252 Words
    36. Chapter 36 The man who almost kicked out the finale is here
      1,278 Words
    37. Chapter 37 All I want is a million dots~
      1,157 Words
    38. Chapter 38 You may make a small profit, but I will never lose!
      1,285 Words
    39. Chapter Thirty-Nine Iron Gate ~ Iron Window ~ Iron Chains ~
      1,300 Words
    40. Chapter 40 The plan went well
      1,335 Words
    41. Chapter 41 What happened to the rock wall?
      1,361 Words
    42. Chapter 42 Unveiling Ceremony
      1,260 Words
    43. Chapter 43 There is a word of death engraved on the forehead!
      1,239 Words
    44. Chapter 44: Detention or Exile
      1,285 Words
    45. Chapter 45: The Moment of Mutual Biao’s Acting
      1,295 Words
    46. Chapter 46 A Thorn
      1,337 Words
    47. Chapter 47 The Eye of Perception
      1,295 Words
    48. Chapter 48 Undecided Detonation Talisman!
      1,328 Words
    49. Chapter 49 On this day, I recalled the fear of being dominated by geniuses!
      1,297 Words
    50. Chapter 50 Konoha Hundred People Slash!
      1,330 Words
    51. Chapter 51 The wicked have their own grind
      1,287 Words
    52. Chapter 52: Human Sandbags and Experience Babies
      1,334 Words
    53. Chapter 53 Reported
      1,298 Words
    54. Chapter 54 The child-abusing maniac returns to the arena!
      1,307 Words
    55. Chapter 55: Iluka’s Attack
      1,325 Words
    56. Chapter 56 The city… No, it’s the legend of Konoha
      1,262 Words
    57. Chapter 57 A sudden showdown!
      1,243 Words
    58. Chapter 58 War Weasel!
      1,191 Words
    59. Chapter 59 Just one word, reckless!
      1,264 Words
    60. Chapter 60 The final blow of the full headbutt!
      1,271 Words
    61. Chapter 61 The person I recognize!
      1,291 Words
    62. Chapter 62: Awareness of One’s Inadequacies
      1,297 Words
    63. Chapter 63 Pain and happiness
      1,305 Words
    64. Chapter 64 Winning!
      1,270 Words
    65. Chapter 65 The Unique Great Ninja
      1,269 Words
    66. Chapter 66 The Masked Man Who Appeared Suddenly
      1,261 Words
    67. Chapter 67 Vengeance must be avenged, grace must be repaid!
      1,355 Words
    68. Chapter 68: Stack the thickest armor and get the most poisonous beating!
      1,232 Words
    69. Chapter 69 Despicable Means
      1,212 Words
    70. Chapter 70 Nine Tails Invasion!
      1,260 Words
    71. Chapter 71 A hero for one second!
      1,286 Words
    72. Chapter 72 Gold-level death mission!
      1,252 Words
    73. Chapter 73 Fight!
      1,227 Words
    74. Chapter 74 Chrysanthemum Explosion, Prepare!
      1,307 Words
    75. Chapter 75 Explosion is art!
      1,268 Words
    76. Chapter 76 What should I do to save you
      1,258 Words
    77. Chapter 77 Forbidden Techniques: The ghouls are sealed!
      1,221 Words
    78. Chapter 78 The Final Counterattack
      1,290 Words
    79. Chapter 79 Schrödinger’s Zanpakutō!
      1,273 Words
    80. Chapter 80 Become stronger, become stronger than anyone!
      1,251 Words
    81. Chapter 81 The highest realm of undercover
      1,300 Words
    82. Chapter 82 Obito’s Value
      1,245 Words
    83. Chapter 83 A pile of mess
      1,307 Words
    84. Chapter 84 The Ninja School starts
      1,278 Words
    85. Chapter 85 The stomach is not good, suitable for soft rice
      1,333 Words
    86. Chapter 86 I can’t do it because I’m not strong enough!
      1,285 Words
    87. Chapter 87 The family should be neat and tidy
      1,200 Words
    88. Chapter 88 Konoha Gemini
      1,316 Words
    89. Chapter 89 Practical Lessons
      1,258 Words
    90. Chapter 90 The Peak Showdown
      1,134 Words
    91. Chapter 91 The Art of Fighting
      1,240 Words
    92. Chapter 92 Illusions are so annoying!
      1,186 Words
    93. Chapter 93 Friends are also opponents
      1,315 Words
    94. Chapter 94 Silver Rank Death Mission!
      1,285 Words
    95. Chapter 95 Bandages on Hands
      1,243 Words
    96. Chapter 96 Those who work hard should be respected
      1,264 Words
    97. Chapter 97 Kay’s Approval
      1,303 Words
    98. Chapter 98 Efforts in exchange for rewards!
      1,247 Words
    99. Chapter 99 Armed and domineering!
      1,273 Words
    100. Chapter 100 Not gay
      1,267 Words
    101. Chapter 101: The Bad Old Man Who Was Secretly Peeping
      1,274 Words
    102. Chapter 102 Participate in the Graduation Assessment
      1,325 Words
    103. Chapter 103 Unexpected assessment
      1,435 Words
    104. Chapter 104 I said you are a spy, you are a spy!
      1,277 Words
    105. Chapter 105: The end of the assessment
      1,229 Words
    106. Chapter 106 Understanding and tacit understanding
      1,258 Words
    107. Chapter 107: Dumping the pot!
      1,316 Words
    108. Chapter 108: The Enemy of the Second Pillar: The Beginning
      1,288 Words
    109. Chapter 109 Two Pillars: Dangerous!
      1,295 Words
    110. Chapter 110 Children, do you have a lot of question marks?
      1,246 Words
    111. Chapter 111 Being handsome is a lifetime thing!
      1,362 Words
    112. Chapter 112 Black No Ring!
      1,293 Words
    113. Chapter 113 Configure the perfect squad!
      1,259 Words
    114. Chapter 114 The powerlessness of the moonlight blast!
      1,268 Words
    115. Chapter 115 Mission Career: Begin!
      1,285 Words
    116. Chapter 116 Mission Crazy Squad!
      1,253 Words
    117. Chapter 117 Money, it turns out to be so easy to earn!
      1,375 Words
    118. Chapter 118 Rumors are spreading!
      1,332 Words
    119. Chapter 119 Meet Naruto for the first time!
      1,360 Words
    120. Chapter 120 I’m covered!
      1,230 Words
    121. Chapter 121 Call me big brother from now on!
      1,299 Words
    122. Chapter 122 Sarutobi Summons
      1,321 Words
    123. Chapter 123 The urgent task is issued!
      1,812 Words
    124. Chapter 124 The trumpet vest is back!
      1,288 Words
    125. Chapter 125 First time out of the village to do a mission!
      1,354 Words
    126. Chapter 126 A bloody battle caused by a mouse!
      1,313 Words
    127. Chapter 127 Distress and spike!
      1,257 Words
    128. Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight: Singled out Shang Nin!
      1,309 Words
    129. Chapter 129 Must kill!Blast Ninja!
      1,350 Words
    130. Chapter 130 Early withdrawal and enemy reinforcements
      1,286 Words
    131. Chapter 131 The Breath of Thunder!
      1,377 Words
    132. Chapter 132 Dangerous situation!
      1,264 Words
    133. Chapter 133 Decoys and cards!
      1,576 Words
    134. Chapter 134 100% solution!
      1,237 Words
    135. Chapter 135 Invitation from Xiao
      1,376 Words
    136. Chapter 136 The might of a sword is earth-shattering!
      1,325 Words
    137. Chapter 137 I give full marks to pretend to escape!
      1,334 Words
    138. Chapter One Hundred and Thirty Eighth!
      1,337 Words
    139. Chapter 139: Flirting with Xiaonan
      1,319 Words
    140. Chapter 140 was run away
      1,208 Words
    141. Chapter 141 No!die!Do not!stop!
      1,312 Words
    142. Chapter 142 Reinforcement!!
      1,247 Words
    143. Chapter 143 The completely awakened Itachi God!!
      1,258 Words
    144. Chapter 144 The civet cat prince, die for the gold medal!
      1,324 Words
    145. Chapter 145 Is it so exciting?
      1,267 Words
    146. Chapter 146 The door-to-door debt collector is here
      1,265 Words
    147. Chapter 147 The Legendary Big Fat Sheep
      1,299 Words
    148. Chapter 148 Sand Sculpture Reader’s Ambition-2
      1,331 Words
    149. Chapter 149 Tsunade’s Bad Taste
      1,286 Words
    150. Chapter 150 The little maid mortgaged by Tsunade
      1,268 Words
    151. Chapter 151 Heartache can’t breathe
      1,309 Words
    152. Chapter 152 Hot Springs
      1,317 Words
    153. Chapter 153 What a powerful illusion!
      1,238 Words
    154. Chapter 154 was seen through
      1,284 Words
    155. Chapter 155 I want to get the Oscar statuette
      1,290 Words
    156. Chapter 156 Death is the destination of ninjas
      1,337 Words
    157. Chapter 157 The farther away from this devil, the better!
      1,279 Words
    158. Chapter 158 New members of the Sanhe class
      1,218 Words
    159. Chapter 159 Don’t draw the sword, say something!
      1,232 Words
    160. Chapter 160 Why is my money in Itachi?
      1,293 Words
    161. Chapter 161 Waiting to be hunted down by Xiao!
      1,295 Words
    162. Chapter 162 It’s best not to mess with me!
      1,274 Words
    163. Chapter 163 The country of tea is in a hurry!
      1,336 Words
    164. Chapter 164 Want to stand out!
      1,368 Words
    165. Chapter 165 Offensive Reversal!
      1,284 Words
    166. Chapter 166 Prepare to go to the Iron Country
      1,321 Words
    167. Chapter 167 The more and more turbulent undercurrent
      1,363 Words
    168. Chapter 168 The battle is about to start!
      1,344 Words
    169. Chapter 169: The Breath of Thunder, the Shape of the Four, Far Thunder!
      1,263 Words
    170. Chapter 170 Returning the same way
      1,232 Words
    171. Chapter 171 Xiao’s call
      1,360 Words
    172. Chapter 172 Yun Yin is going to have bad luck!
      1,322 Words
    173. Chapter 173 Let’s be together
      1,292 Words
    174. Chapter 174: Seven Ninja Swords
      1,396 Words
    175. Chapter 175 I am not the Emperor of Europe
      1,201 Words
    176. Chapter 176 Murder is a bad habit, but I can’t seem to get rid of it
      1,328 Words
    177. Chapter 177 Fighting fake games in exhibition games
      1,348 Words
    178. Chapter 178 Absolute Zero!
      1,270 Words
    179. Chapter 179 Turn over!
      1,273 Words
    180. Chapter 180 Who is doing the trick!
      1,269 Words
    181. Chapter 181: Yun Yin, who was borrowed ignorantly
      1,328 Words
    182. Chapter 182 Why don’t you sell the beheading sword?
      1,320 Words
    183. Chapter 183: A pale yellow dress, fluffy hair
      1,281 Words
    184. Chapter 184 A woman’s mouth, a deceiving ghost
      1,258 Words
    185. Chapter 185 The No. 1 Swordsman in the Ninja World, Fight!
      1,270 Words
    186. Chapter 186 What if there is no mandatory blood deduction -1!
      1,330 Words
    187. Chapter 187 I want to vomit just looking at the knife!
      1,229 Words
    188. Chapter 188 The Big Horn of the Dog System
      1,320 Words
    189. Chapter 189 I am the king of parkour!
      1,333 Words
    190. Chapter 190 Duel Three Ships
      1,366 Words
    191. Chapter 191: Fake a shot, forced to interrupt
      1,241 Words
    192. Chapter 192 Don’t forget who taught your transformation
      1,346 Words
    193. Chapter 193 When the undercover operation is in progress
      1,326 Words
    194. Chapter 194: Unlimited Wonderful Rewards
      1,272 Words
    195. Chapter 195 A big gift for Tuanzang!
      1,240 Words
    196. Chapter 196 Terrible bad bugs!
      1,301 Words
    197. Chapter 197 Feng Klei
      1,254 Words
    198. Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eighth Dead Kick-off!
      1,253 Words
    199. Chapter 199: People are shameless and invincible!
      1,188 Words
    200. Chapter 200 “The Dirty Chronicles of the Legendary Ninja Group”
      1,345 Words