Jiang Beiyan, a handsome college boy, failed in his confession and was kicked by the target of the confession. It was really tragic. The reason for the failure was that all the girls in the school were rumouring that he was a faggot. In order to prove that he is not a faggot, Jiang Beiyan fixed his eyes on the school flower. School flower Lunan: I'm a man. Jiang Beiyan: my mother... Run.
Living in this apocalyptic world full of zombies and monsters, the rich rely on technology and the poor rely on mutation. Shen Shanwu, 13 years old in appearance but 31 years old in reality, is a mutant that can alter his own appearance. Although he looks like a child on the outside, his wisdom is not very good. One day, he was just passing by when he was suddenly forcibly adopted by a major general, whom he didn’t know where he came from. He resisted, but when he looked up, it turned out to be an old acquaintance. The little boy, who could only hide behind him and cry, transformed into the unsmiling, cold, and tough man in front of him. And that expression of seeing a dead beloved is really unsightly… Shen Shanwu: Can you smile? Jing Huan: After Shanwu died, I couldn’t smile anymore. Shen Shanwu: …Who? Who do you think is dead? It took a long time before he found out about it. He found Jiang Huan crying and holding Shen Shanwu’s nameplate in the middle of the night and told his adopted son how good Shen Shanwu was… All of this…was seen by Shen Shanwu himself! Jiang Huan (raising his gun): Since you have seen my embarrassing side, then I can only marry you or kill you. Shen Shanwu: … Shen Shanwu: Marry, marry, marry! I will recruit 800 zombies to carry you home!
Question: What is it like for non-humans to watch thrillers? A: Shuangwen! (refreshing with lots of face slapping) Newcomer director Zhong Jiudao rented a famous murder house to shoot a scene in order to save money. The mansion has been uninhabited for many years, but there are many ghosts before the founding of the Country. They gathered behind Zhong Jiudao, wanting to teach a lesson to this human who was fighting with them for territory. Who knew that Zhong Jiudao unhurriedly took out the script and read it to the residents of the murderous house. Ghosts: Huh? Substitute oneself for the ghost character in the script, and it is quite cool! Zhong Jiudao put away the script and asked the group of ghosts: Are you interested in making a movie? Actors will have money burned for them. Ghosts: What type of film is it? Zhong Jiudao: A ghostly protagonist’s revenge Shuangwen. The ghosts raised their hands one after another: I, I want to shoot! Zhong Jiudao: Competition for posts, audition here. — Eighteen-line transparent Luo Huai, who has just graduated from film and television school, takes over a supporting role in a horror movie. Although the crew is a little poor, the director has a good personality, the staff is kind, and the seniors who play the ghosts are good and enthusiastic and will patiently guide him to shoot. Ghost Senior: You can’t do this, you want to act real, you are not real, how can you trick those humans into your own territory? Luo: Huh? Ghost Senior: Wrong, it is the truth that can put the audience into your acting skills. Luo: Thank you seniors! The seniors are so nice!
Reborn in the days before the apocalypse- Wu Qingyuan just wanted to find a safe place to live well. Using the memory of his previous life, he has made sufficient preparations- buying materials, hoarding gold bars, and finally, successfully transversing to another world with his abilities. Transversing to the ancient world where travelling relies on walking, communication relies on shouting, and public security can only rely on guard dogs, Wu Qingyuan said that this is not a problem. He just came here to find a wife who is warm in bed… A few months later: Wu Qingyuan: Matchmaker, help me arrange a marriage. Matchmaker: Who is it? Wu Qingyuan: Lin Shugen’s family. Matchmaker: What? It’s the one who is so ugly and that he doesn’t know how to properly act and still can’t get married…Lin Amo? ! ! Wu Qingyuan: Yes, I like him. (Smiles and blush) Matchmaker: ……