"We're Not Familiar", original title: "It's an accident to get your hands on you"

Author: red nine

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Chapter 1 Admission to key high schools

Yan Yu has always been ranked in the middle of the class in her studies. Her parents did not expect her to be so high, and they never forced her to enter any famous university. They felt that as long as the child lived a healthy and happy life, it was better than anything else.

Yan Yu and her neighbors have a little girl Erya who is the same age as her. The two families live together. Neighbors in the community often compare Yan Yu with Er Ya. Usually, the result of the comparison is: "Look at Yan Yu's neighbor girl, she is amazing! I heard that she has skipped grades again. Yu is the primary school she went to with her. All the children have skipped grades all the way and are now in the third year of high school. Yan Yu is still squatting in the third year of junior high. Not sure how much more troubled my heart will be.”

Usually after listening to this, Yan Yu couldn't help but think: What is it like to squat in the third year of junior high school step by step? In our community, a crazy person like Erya next door is the reincarnation of a frog spirit. From childhood to Dalian Running Belt Dian, he has jumped three levels in total. Besides, who's baby is not squatting step by step?

Yan Yu also asked her parents: "Dad, Mom, look at my uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang next door, how wonderful the two girls are, and then look at our family, you two have made me so step-by-step, you don't know how to get angry. ?"

Yan's father and mother have long been accustomed to Yan Yu's excellent quality that can fight back in adversity to gain the courage and strength to survive, so they put on two pairs of bitter gourds and said to Yan Yu, "Daughter, it's all parents who are right I don’t live with you, I forgot to give you peace of mind when I gave birth to you. You are a heartless person, we don’t ask for anything else, we can live as long as we can, what kind of bicycle watch, let’s go! We don’t hesitate to ask for it! "

Yan Yu always thought to himself, if I was born in the old Zhang family next door, would I be as big as Er Ya?

Then something happened, Yan Yu no longer envied the child of the old Zhang family who fantasized about being praised by everyone.

I got depression. To put it more nicely, it is depression. Yan Yu went to see Erya in person. That is just the degree of depression. It is simply an early stage of schizophrenia! Erya seems to know no one, sits there for a while and ignores no one, but she is just angry for no reason, as if someone has dug her ancestral grave; she suddenly stands up and stays in the room In the middle of the fast walking in a circle, whoever pulls her will not be able to help, whoever pulls her will kick her.

Yan Yu thought, darling, Erya has mutated. She used to be a frog spirit, and she jumped in rank. Now, she has become a little donkey.

After Yan Yu returned home, he said to Yan's father and mother with emotion: "Mom and dad, I now think that great parents should give their children less heart and lungs, there is no benefit to having more, look at Erya. , it's because my Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang gave birth to her so completely that she became nervous!"

Yan's father and mother were very puzzled in his heart, considering whether this person is crazy or not, shouldn't it have something to do with the brain, why did he go to the top of the heart and lungs? But the two of them have always had a purpose in life: what the girl says is right, what the girl says is justified, and no one can say no to what the girl wants to say.

Yan Yu always had to behave cheaply and say to his parents, "Are you guys so used to children! You can't take out the majesty of being a parent to clean up me! Aren't you afraid of me going to heaven?"

Yan's mother said, "Baby, when your mother gave birth to you, she almost died. It's a miracle that we both survived and didn't let your father be an old widower. You said that my father and I have never treated you much It's not easy to pull a little hair, a poop, and a pee into the small appearance with the clear eyes and the eyes. If you don't get used to it, you have to get used to it! Is it his father!"

Yan's father nodded fiercely to echo Yan's mother's words, while Yan Yu rolled his eyes.

Yan Yu often said to her fellow seater, "Our family follows a free-range policy. My parents and my mother throw me out every day, letting me go crazy, running wild and playing with them. Never talk about me. I lost several cents one day when I was a child and went back to tell them, and they were happy to praise me that I was an honest and good boy, but didn't mention that I wasted my own property. Your father, your family Is your mother okay?"

Yan Yu's seatmate is a girl who studies very hard. She is about to take the high school entrance examination. She studies every day and has grown two adult women's big black eye bags at a young age. Yan Yu flirted with the little girl exaggeratedly and said, "Xu Xiaoning, if your family is a guest, do you think you are your mother's sister or something? Did you call Aunt Xu directly?"

Xu Xiaoning loves and hates Yan Yu. Loving her can always bring joy to her in a high-pressure learning atmosphere. Hate her with a poisonous mouth, like wiping the red top of the crane, and wiping arsenic on the lower lip. It makes people want to turn the table and shoot her to death.

Yan Yu's family's free-range sheep feeding system has cultivated her into a little girl with a sloppy personality and no self-motivation, but at the same time, Yan Yu, who is carefree, has a particularly good relationship with her because of her easy-going temperament. Whether it is at school or in the community, these asshole children of the same age love to play with Yan Yu. If Yan Yu didn't go to any class meeting, more than half of the class could leave halfway. What are these people doing? They all ran to Yanyu's house! Directly hold a party at her house. Yan's father and mother's character is also heartless and easy-going. She cooks and cooks vegetables for a group of small beans, making a group of half-old children go crazy. No matter how messy the family is, they will not be angry .

Yan Yu and his class have a little fat man named Bai Yang, who can eat very well. When Yan Yu and her classmates came to Yan Yu's house for a party for the first time, Yan Yu and her parents were inexperienced, and they cooked a large pot of rice, but there was not enough to eat. I didn't catch a mouthful, most of them were a bowl, and they reached Bai Yang's place. They stretched out three fingers tremblingly. After thinking about it, they stretched out half of them. After thinking about it again, she said softly to Yan Yu's mother. : "Mother Yan, I ate three and a half bowls of rice, but I'm not full. I'm still a little hungry. I'm growing up now, and I can eat five bowls of rice at a time!"

Yan Yu was paralyzed with laughter at that time. Yan's father said Yan Yu, don't be so rude and you are not afraid of hurting the fragile heart of a young boy with a huge appetite. Everyone laughed, and Bai Yang also laughed.

In the future, when the classmates plan to have a party at Yan Yu's house, Yan's father will specifically ask, "Is Bai Yang coming today?" Don't come, get it in one pot.

Before graduating from junior high school, the class conducted a survey, anonymously, and wrote about their future wishes.

More than half of the classmates wrote down their names when they wrote their wishes, and they all said in unison: "My wish is to be a child of Lao Yan's family. In the future, even if I go to high school and go to a different school from Yan Yu, I still hope to go there. They have dinner and parties, until I get married and have children."

The head teacher was particularly surprised by the great charm of Yan Yu and his family. He told Yan Yu, can you take me with you when your family has a party again? Yan Yu said Xing Xing teacher, you can tell me in advance how many bowls of rice you can eat, so my dad knows how many pots of rice you can eat.

Yan Yu was very proud of her family, she happily said to her fellow seated stinker: "Do you see how popular I am? Xiaoning, your parents are so inhumane to you, I think you should just be a daughter for our family. already."

Xu Xiaoning showed Yan Yu the note with his wish written on it, and it said: I want to change parents with Yan Yu.

After reading it, Yan Yu shouted: "Xu Xiaoning, you are too unreasonable! I want to take you into our house unselfishly, but you actually want to put me in the fire pit of your house! Next time you will come. Come to my house, I tell my dad not to bring you food!"

The day before the high school entrance examination that year, Yan Yu had a big dream. She dreamed that she was summoned to the capital by Grandpa Mao. When I woke up in the morning and told the dream, my father and mother were so frightened that I was about to cry and said, "Why don't we go to the exam today, baby, and wait until next year, what if you want to go out and let your grandfather take him away? We can't survive at all!"

Later, Yan's father and mother's four big thick legs and one did not twist Yan Yu's two small arms. Yan Yuxiong said angrily to his parents: "Grandpa Mao said that I will be admitted to Beijing in the future! He said that he has been blessing me in the sky these days, and I will be admitted to No. 1 High School this time!"

Yan's father and Yan's mother took a deep breath, fearing that Yan Yu was too nervous before the exam to become the next door. No. 1 Middle School is a national key point. As far as her own children are concerned, if she wants to enter No. 1 Middle School, she really has to rely on her grandfather Mao to bless her!

Yan Yu's mentality is very good. She feels that her grandfather Mao is covering her in the sky, and her parents are accustomed to her on the ground. Life is so beautiful, and the three-day exam is so lightly and quietly under the tip of her pen without a little bit. The stress and pain slipped away.

On the day the grades came down, Yan's father and mother were stupid for a long time. Because, Yan Yu really got into the first middle school! Although it was the last place at the rear of the crane, that was also a thin camel that was bigger than a horse, and the doll who got into the first middle school was a oxcha!

Yan's father and mother took to the streets the next day after the announcement to buy numerous Chairman Mao statues, statues of Chairman Mao, and medals of Chairman Mao of various sizes, and placed them in every corner of the house to worship.

Yan's father and mother said to each other tremblingly: "Our baby is not an ordinary person, even her grandfather Mao protects her!"

After two months of summer vacation, Yan Yu officially started her study career in key high school. When the head teacher introduced the class on the first day of school, he said, "Our class is the most special of the grade this year. The two students who entered the first high school in the senior high school entrance examination are all in our class."

Yan Yu asked the young boy sitting beside him with clear eyebrows in confusion: "How can there be two No. 1s? I heard that there is only one No. 1."

The little boy looked at Yan Yu proudly and said, "Number one and number one last."

Yan Yu sighed in his heart and finished speaking, and I still occupied one of the two indicators.

When Yan Yu was in a panic, the head teacher on the podium said, "Next, let's invite this year's top student in the senior high school entrance examination. Xiao Xiang, our classmate, stand up and let everyone get to know each other!"

When Yan Yu turned his head around the room looking for someone, when he turned his head, he found that the little boy who was stunned when he was talking to him just stood up. He nodded coolly to everyone and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Xiao Xiang."

After Xiao Xiang sat down, he turned to Yan Yu and said, "You are the last one."