But he was second in our class. "

Yan's mother collapsed cautiously and said to her precious daughter, "Baby, the range from the second to the ninth is really not that small!"

Seeing that Yan Yu was always scratching his head, Dad Yan couldn't help but ask, "Why do you keep scratching your head, baby?"

Yan Yu said a little embarrassedly: "In the Chinese class today, the Chinese teacher put me to sleep while reading the text, and my head was bitten by a big mosquito."

If this is a normal family, the parents will definitely scold their children in pain and say: What are you doing to eat, did we pay to send you to study to let you sleep in class!

But Lao Yan's family has never been a normal family. After Yan's father and mother heard Yan Yu's words, they also had a distressed expression, but not at Yan Yu, but at the same table with her red face. Yan's father and mother said excitedly: "What are you eating at the same table, don't you know if you see mosquitoes biting you? Don't you know that you will help you chase it away! The day after the baby, you bring him home to parents and ask him if he saw any mosquito bites at that time? You! The children who have studied well now, their minds are so numb, they don't even know if they see mosquito bites, and help them raise their hands and bang!"

After laughing twice, Yan Yu scratched his head and said to Dad Yan, "Dad, how many bowls of rice will each of the people who come to our family play tomorrow with my statistics?"

Dad Yan said, "Don't count rice, count pie. Let's eat spring cake the day after tomorrow."

So when Yan Yu arrived at the class the next day, he took out a piece of paper and wrote: "Students who don't go to the spring outing, who would like to play at my house tomorrow, write their name below, add a colon after the name, and put a colon after the colon. Write down how many spring cakes I can eat in one meal, so my dad knows how many we can eat. I will make a sample of myself, and you will write according to me.

Yan Yu: less than 1

Also note: no need to pay, our family is free to entertain.

After Yan Yu wrote it, he spread the paper sheet from the first table by the door to the whole class for the students to circulate from table to table. At the end of the day, the atmosphere in Yan Yu's class made the head teacher feel very strange. Every child felt so rambunctious, and began to think that they might be excited because they were going to the spring outing the next day. It's not at all, the excited ones are all the children who don't go to the spring outing, while those who go to the spring outing seem to be pounding their chests and regretting death. Some students who participated in the spring outing even went to their place to ask if they could ask for leave tomorrow. It could have been possible, but don't forget that the head teacher is in menopause, so he can't see these little beanies under their paws snickering without explaining the reason, so the menopause teacher said sternly: No! Whoever does not go to the mid-term exam tomorrow who has paid the money will have ten points deducted!

The older aunt is unreasonable!

At the end of the day, Yan Yu didn't do anything else, and actually sent and received small notes. (Yanyu High School did not popularize mobile phones and BBs rely on these high-tech communication devices.) A note from a classmate came from a certain direction and asked: Yanyu, how big is your cake? ? If it's big, I'll take five, if it doesn't slip, I'll take seven, and if it's small, I'll probably eat ten. Yan Yu replied: My dad's pancakes are as big as Indian tossed pancakes. Didn't I say I couldn't eat one?

After a while, a note from a classmate came from another direction and asked, "Yan Yu, do you want to go to your house and dress in uniform? Can I not wear my school uniform tomorrow? Yan Yu replied: You can wear whatever you like. If you don't wear anything, come to my house and I will ask my parents and my mother to find you some clothes.

After a while, a note from a certain classmate came from another certain direction and continued to ask: Yan Yu, your parents don't have to go to work or are they laid off? Tomorrow is not a weekend and they are still at home. If I was laid off, I would be embarrassed to go to your house to eat for free. Yan Yu replied: My parents open a clinic at home. Tomorrow, we will not let people get sick from our clinic and let them go to other homes to get sick, so you can rest assured.

For such almost mentally retarded questions, Yan Yu answered them with great patience and earnestness. After a long time, my fingers were sore because of too much writing.

Zhao Zixin watched Yan Yu lying on the table earnestly answering the note, but couldn't take care of herself, she was very unwilling to put her face next to Yan Yu's arm and said flatteringly: "Yan Yu, after I said that I went to your house to play, what did you do? Inviting so many people, are you afraid that others will gossip about us to hide people's eyes and ears?"

Yan Yu answered Zhao Zixin without raising his head and eyes: "Don't be stinky, my parents and my mother also said that they want to ask you something tomorrow."

Zhao Zixin asked curiously: "What's the matter? You talk about it first, I'll prepare well in advance to answer the question beautifully, and leave a good impression on my uncles and aunts! Are you asking what my parents do? some type of?"

Yan Yu took time to raise his head and glanced at Zhao Zixin, then lowered his head to answer a classmate's question, and said to Zhao Honglian while answering, "Are you suffering from hallucinations? My parents are going to ask you why I fell asleep in Chinese class and was caught by mosquitoes. You don't even help me to fight mosquitoes. I'm scratching my head every day at home, and when I scratch my parents, I want to ask you, Zhao Zixin, you're done, it's good if you come to my house and my dad can give you a cake to eat. Don't think about things that make a good impression and a bad impression, there's no drama!"

Zhao Zixin looked aggrieved, grabbed Yan Yu's arm with both hands and shook it vigorously and said, "Yan Yu, you have to help me rehabilitate, because you sleep so soundly in class. The teacher hypnotized and fell asleep, and I fell asleep, where did I see mosquitoes biting you!"

Later, when they were at Yan Yu's house, Zhao Zixin reported the matter to Yan's parents and Yan's mother with sincerity and fear, in order to gain leniency and a good impression. After listening to Yan's father and mother, he educated Zhao Zixin very seriously and said: "Zixin, look at how difficult it is for your parents to pay for your schooling, how can you sleep in class!"

Zhao Zixin's face was uglier than the color of the poisoned pig's liver, and he thought to himself: Didn't your Yanyu take the lead in sleeping first!

When the paper slip was passed back to Yan Yu, Yan Yu counted the number of people, 22 people. Yan Yu thought that there should be 23 people who did not go to the spring outing. Who was left out?

Yan Yu's eyes filled the room with glances, his eyes lit up when he glanced at Xiao Xiang, and he slapped his thigh and said to himself in his heart: How could you forget the champion! No, we have to let him go to our house, so that the mother-in-law and aunts in the community can envy me!

Yan Yu still can't let go of her mother-in-law and aunts.

Yan Yu walked to Xiao Xiang's seat, his dog-legged smiling eyes turned into crescents and said to Xiao Xiang, "Xiao Xiang, you come to my house tomorrow to play, my dad's pancakes are delicious!"

Xiao Xiang raised his head and looked at Yan Yu's big eyes with a smile and said coldly, "I'm not familiar with you, why should I go to your house."

Yan Yu's anti-attack ability is not a blow, this "unfamiliar" trick has completely lost its stimulating power to her. Yan Yu's expression remained the same, his dog-legged smiling eyes curved into crescents and said to Xiao Xiang, "Then after you come to our house once, don't we get to know each other well!"

Xiao Xiang looked at Yan Yu's big eyes with a smile and didn't speak immediately, just when Yan Yu was seen by him and his face was paralyzed, Xiao Xiao finally said: "Then you will come to my house tomorrow to pick me up."

Yan Yu didn't even think about what Xiao Xiang said, and immediately agreed: "Okay!" After agreeing, he thought about it and scratched his head. Yan Yu has developed this habit since he was bitten by mosquitoes. , as long as you don’t have a clear answer to a question asked by someone else, scratch your head—then ask humbly: Xiao Xiang, where is your home?

Xiao Xiang rolled his eyes at Yan Yu and then wrote a note with the address of his home. After Xiao Xiang threw the note to Yan Yu, he buried himself in the book again and said in a particularly indifferent voice: "If you find it, I will go, and if you can't find it, forget it."

Yan Yu patted his chest proudly and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely find it!" Yan Yu added in his heart, "Because I am motivated, I must pull you to show off in front of your mother-in-law and aunts!"

At night, the excellent young boy Xiao tossed and turned again and couldn't sleep. He got up and got out of bed, took out his diary, and quietly wrote his thoughts on it: Yan Yu, if you can't find my house tomorrow, I won't forgive you! I will always be angry with you, and I will never ignore you again! I want you to laugh so happily with Zhao Zixin every day! But when you smile at me during the day, your eyes are curved, so beautiful! But I don't want you to laugh like that to others. In the future, I want you to laugh like that to me alone, it is necessary!

Chapter 6 Xiao Yanzi and Master Xiang

Early the next morning, Yan Yu rode his bicycle to the address left by Xiao Xiang on the note.

At this time, Yan's father and mother had two doubts in their hearts: 1. The daughter got up early when she was not in class; 2. When the classmates came to the house to play, the daughter went out. With these two doubts, Yan's father and mother were neatly blocked at the door of the house and shouted at the figure of Yan Yu who was flying away on a bicycle: "Bao-bao-you-what-what Go! Go! Go"

Yan Yu was unprepared to be shocked by the powerful Qianli Sound Transmission from his parents, and was almost knocked off his bicycle by the shock.

After stabilizing the swaying wheel, Yan Yu said without looking back, "I - go - pick up - Zhuang - Yuan - Yuan - Yuan -"

The people in this community are out of luck. They were woken up early in the morning by the three big lions in Lao Yan's house.

Yan's father and Yan's mother looked at each other, and then Yan's mother said, "Her father, isn't it weird?"

Dad Yan nodded neatly and said, "Strange! It seems like the champion is going to come to our house."

Yan mother said, "Do we want it?"

Dad Yan said, "It depends on the appetite. If Bai Yang is like that, let your daughter marry. Don't get in the way. We can't afford it."

Yan Ma nodded neatly and said, "That's it!"

It seems that heartless people not only sleep well, but also think about problems so skillfully that normal people want to ruthlessly self-harm!

Yan Yu rode according to the address given by Xiao Xiang. The more he rode, the more he felt that he had gone wrong. The road was full of mansions and villas. This two-wheeled thing on the crotch is simply a rare cultural relic in this luxury residential area. Yan Yu opened a clinic in his small family, and his living conditions were considered to be well-off, but in this luxurious building complex, Yan Yu couldn't help but shouted, "Dear me!"

Yan Yu parked the car aside, took out the address Xiao Xiang had written to him from his pocket, and read it carefully again, yes, it was here. Yan Yu thought to himself, all the good things in the world have been spread to Xiao Xiang alone, and it is enough to study well, and it seems that even his family background is very good.