First of all, there are two ways to start the use of a two-wheeled private car: First, I ride it first, and then slowly and leisurely move forward. When you see me riding steadily, jump on the rear seat and wait for you. Once I'm seated, I can just speed up. Second, you sit on the back seat first and assist me to start. When my pedaling speed gradually changes from 0 to a constant speed, it means that we are on the road smoothly. You can choose the same way, I can do it, it's up to you. "

Xiao Xiang didn't expect that this little devil in front of him could even talk about so much nonsense while riding a bicycle. Xiao Xiang glanced at Yan Yu lightly, with infinite contempt and contempt in his eyes. Xiao Xiang snorted at Yan Yu in a nasty voice: "Whose brain did you use to think, I can't ride a bicycle?" Then he put the cartoon in his arms into the basket in front of the car and said: "Pig brain, there is a basket What do you have to do with someone else. I’m sorry that your intelligence is not fully developed, and your master is in a good mood today, so you can see what a civil and military all-rounder is, and let you see how the champion rides a good car.”

As soon as Xiao Xiang finished speaking, Yan Yu was a little stunned, and asked in a daze: "Brother Xiang, is it possible that you will not turn the reels before and after, with your feet forward and the car going backwards?"

Xiao Xiang couldn't bear the violence and glanced at Yan Yu's head and said, "You are a young girl, don't learn from the head teacher, can't you get married at a younger age? With so much nonsense, can you marry in the future!"

Yan Yu rubbed his head and jumped into the back seat of the car and said without caring, "Toads with three legs are hard to find, but there are quite a few men with two legs. Can I still marry? Dad said I was the cutest baby in the world!"

Xiao Xiang shook the bicycle vigorously and said to Yan Yu with a face full of disgust: "You are so disgusting to others, come down and go back by yourself!"

Yan Yu firmly held the seat of the car and refused to get out of the car despite the landslide. Yan Yu's dog-legged Mei smiled and said, "Daguo, I got off the car and walked in the back. You ride in the front. Do you think you know the way?"

Xiao Xiang rolled his eyelids in disdain. Just went to her house, and he was looking for him in the form of A Bing. Xiao Xiang glared at the words and said, "Be honest with me, or else I will burn all these comics and watch the fireworks!"

When Yan Yu heard that there was a potential crisis in the comic, he quickly shut his mouth.

So the two went on their way.

So along the way saw:

Master Xiang rides a bicycle in a chic and unrestrained manner;

Xiao Yanzi sat in the back seat honestly.

The corners of Xiao Zhuangyuan's mouth are slightly raised, his eyes are smiling, and his heart is sullen;

Yan Second was puzzled by the style, trembling with fear, and worried about Man.

The handsome young man knows where the Yan family is without asking Lu Wutong to learn by himself;

The pretty girl is unaware that she is slow and sluggish, only a genius knows the way of the world.

When a bicycle flew into the community where Yan Yu's family lived, Yan Yu clearly saw the mother-in-law and aunts in the community, who used grinding their teeth and talking about the mountains as the source of their life and strength. After seeing her and Xiao Xiang, their faces changed There were amazed expressions all over them. Yan Yu thought proudly, it can be considered that he has a good relationship with the champion! Just by the way they roared in the morning, these people must know that the young man who is taking her is the champion of the city's senior high school entrance examination.

After waiting downstairs, Yan Yu jumped off the back seat, and when she was about to lock the car, she heard Grandma Lu, who was basking in the sun in front of the building, said loudly to herself, "Yanwazi, go home. I have brought back so many boys, the most handsome one today! Grandma likes it, don’t change it, it will be him from now on!”

Yan Yu was stimulated by the very provocative words of the old lady, so that a youthful and charming face almost fell to the ground with a pia and has since become shameless.

Xiao Xiang snorted coldly at Yan Yu, then turned his head and explained to the old lady politely: "Grandma, you misunderstood. I'm not familiar with her."

The old lady had a question mark on her face, and when she wanted to say something, Yan Yu dragged Xiao Xiang into the building. Entering the building, Yanyuna explained: "Grandma Lu is so old that she thought it was a target when she saw boys and girls walking together. I'm not like what she said, don't get me wrong!"

Xiao Xiang's eyes and brows were full of a mocking smile and he said in a strange voice: "Why should I misunderstand, Zi Lai, we are not familiar with each other, how do you have anything to do with me."

Yan Yu rolled his eyes and laughed at himself, then scratched his head and said naively, "Yes, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Yan Yu kicked open his own door first, the door was full of people, everyone had already arrived, just waiting for Yan Yadanzi to show up.

As soon as Zhao Zixin saw Yan Yu's figure, he was so excited as if he was possessed by the second child of Wu. All parts of his body that could tremble except for his teeth were trembling, and he rushed from the crowd to Yan Yu like a small flying arrow, blushing. Said: "Where are you going? I've been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come back!"

Yan Yu was so saddened by Zhao Zi that he slapped him on the face and said, "Just talk when you talk, what are you doing so close to it; talk when you talk, how hard your face is red; talk when you talk, why are your mouths? If you want to open it so big, I can see not only your small tongue, but also the color of your boxers through your stomach and the end of your large intestine. . Zhao Zixin, you have to pay attention to the protection of your privacy, and close your mouth to speak in the future."

As soon as Yan Yu finished speaking, several classmates flew to Zhao Zixin's side and violently slapped his mouth, shouting excitedly as if they had epilepsy: "Show me, show me. show me!"

Yan Yu couldn't help but say next to him, "You guys are all using repeaters. It's really annoying to repeat a word several times!"

The people in the room were hustle and bustle, Yan Yu, a little girl with no conscience, was holding a hot comic in her hand, but since she entered the door, she ignored the arrogant Xiao Xiao, the owner of the comic. The young man, seemingly careless, actually left him behind him on purpose.

When Xiao Xiang walked into the room with a cold face, the first person to see him was Zhao Zixin who was being molested by everyone.

After seeing Xiao Xiang, Zhao Zixin shouted in extreme surprise: "Xiao Xiang?!" Everyone followed Zhao Zixin's voice to look at the door, and couldn't help but "huh", "huh" and "huh" in their hearts It's strange: Master Zhuang Yuan, who doesn't eat human fireworks, can even come to participate in this kind of civilian gathering?

Yan Yu didn't join in the collective questioning mood of everyone's "Huh", she calmly walked into her room with small steps while holding the cartoon in her arms.

Mom and Dad in the kitchen looked at what had just happened in the living room and looked at each other for a few seconds.

Yan's mother said, "Her dad, isn't it weird?"

Dad Yan said, "It's weird, Zhao Zixin has a warm and warm face, while the champion is cold and warm. What about our baby, the most abnormal one? When have you ever seen a baby who deliberately ignores others?"

Yan's mother said: "It's because I've never been there before, so I was too jerky just now. Anyone with a discerning eye can see that our baby is deliberately indifferent to the champion. I have to teach her in the future, how to naturally ignore others on purpose without ignoring others. Be noticed!"

Dad Yan said, "Her mother, both children are good. Who do you like?"

Yan's mother said: "What's the use of my looks, I have given birth to a daughter for you. You have to ask the baby who is in the look. What about you, who do you think is good?"

Dad Yan said: "The old rule is based on the amount of food. Who can eat who can choose who, after eating more, our baby doesn't have to be tired. If you eat a lot, you are allowed to open the door; if you eat a lot, let your daughter come over, how about it? ?"

Yan's mother raised her right hand, and Yan's father raised her left hand in concert. The two hands pushed forward at the same time as they were raised, and the palms of the two were neatly joined together. The two burst out from their mouths and shouted with excitement: "Yeah!"

The world is so big, there are no wonders. Who can have their parents as heartless as the second elder of the Yan family? I'm afraid this is very difficult!

What are our little words doing now? At this time, our little Yanyan was sullen in the room because of the young boy Xiao's words, "Why should I misunderstand?

While thinking about what Xiao Xiang said and the disgusting expression on his face when talking to him, Yan Yu said unwillingly to himself: "I don't know if I'm pulling it, I'm not familiar with it, it's okay to pull it, what's the matter? Amazing, hum!"

The sluggish girl seemed to finally be a little enlightened. But, when will she find out that she has begun to enlighten?

Chapter 8 Master Xiang does things for no reason

During the meal, everyone was divided into two tables, Yan Yu, Xiao Xiang and Zhao Zixin sat at the same table with Yan's mother and father. Yan Yu sat opposite his parents, Zhao Zixin and Xiao Xiang sat on either side of Yan Yu.

This bizarre sitting formation was planned and arranged by Yan's father and Yan's mother after careful consideration, and then with a casual expression on his face to the three children.

Purpose? Simple, easy to observe the appetite.

The beginning of the meal means the beginning of the tribunal.

Yan's mother: "Xiao Xiang, how many people are in your family? What do your parents do?"

Xiao Xiang: "I'm an only child. My parents work in embassies abroad."

Yan Ma (with a look of admiration): "Then who do you live with now?"

Xiao Xiang: "My aunt, she lives in our house and takes care of me. My uncle passed away, and my cousin is also abroad."

Yan Ma (thinking that this child is so amazing that I'm going to ask him next, why does her aunt live in her own house, she explained the answer to the question I was going to ask in advance, this is a smart person): "Xiao Xiang , eat more, eat more!"

Persuading to eat means that Yan's mother has a crush on Xiao Xiao.

Look at the father of words.

Dad Yan: "Zixin, how many people are in your family?"

Zhao Zixin (blushing - because Mao's face is red? Damn, this is also red!): "Three mouths, father, mother, me."

Dad Yan: "Oh. Are your parents still on duty?"

Zhao Zixin: "En! Uncle Yan, my father is in the Health Bureau, and my mother is in the Local Taxation Bureau. If you have anything in the future, you can call me!"

Dad Yan (thinking about this child's behavior, although he loves to blush at a young age, but it's not bad that he knows the world): "Zixin, there are still cakes, eat with open arms!"

After explaining to eat with open arms, Dad Yan was optimistic about Zhao Honglian.

Looking at Yan Yu again, he took a big bite of the big cabbage with the shape of an Indian tossed cake but actually contained the soul of a spring cake and said, "I report to the head of the Laoyan family and the husband of the head of the household, my name is Yan Yu, and my father's surname is Yanzhao.Yan Jin, my mother’s surname is Tao Meiqing, |Qī-shu-ωang| My parents don’t work, they usually support me by running a clinic, and their biggest hobby is to record the family situation of my male classmates. The specific steps are as follows:

- Cha Cha Cha, how many people are there in your family?