- Cha Cha Cha, what do your parents do?

——Fork fork, eat more, enough food for today!

The report is complete. "

As soon as Yan Yu finished speaking, everyone in the room lowered their heads and smirked. Yan's father and Yan's mother immediately became very busy, and Yan's mother grabbed the big rag head on the table and went to the corner of Yan's father's mouth. Oh my husband, why are there leeks on the corners of your mouth!" Yan's father was also evenly matched with his big hands and claws covered with pancake oil, stroking Yan's mother's hair and saying, "Oh my wife, I seem to have seen you have white hair just now. I quickly grabbed it for you, and where did it go after I finished eating?"

Xiao Xiang ate the cake expressionlessly, but there is no guarantee that all the internal organs in his stomach are intact and free of internal injuries.

Zhao Zixin blushed like the top monkey buttocks who had just been to the Flame Mountain, it was really a bright red.

The perpetrator, Yan Yu, continued to say something heartless: "Yan Jin, Tao Meiqing, I said just now about the two of you, stop pretending, eat well, it's useless to do things other than meals during mealtime, so don't do it. Seriously, how will you educate your grandchildren in the future if you two don't set a good example!"

As soon as Yan's father and mother heard Yan Yu's words, they immediately returned to their respective positions, and their expressions instantly returned to normal. Just like the scene just now, they never existed in the world at all, and the teenagers who were left alone in this room patted their chests. Think: Yan Yu's family is simply a home of bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods! So terrifying!

After the Yan family dinner, Yan Yu began to fulfill her promise. Every morning, she rode her two-wheeled private car around Xiao Xiang's house, greeted Mr. Xiang downstairs, and then led Mr. Xiang on the car. take her to school.

Speaking of this, Yu was puzzled. Obviously she was asked to be a slave, but why is she always the slave in the end by his boss Xiao every day? "Could it be... Could it be... Could it be... He likes me and wants to take the opportunity to get close to me??!!" Yan Yu guessed.

It was rare for Yan Yu to turn his head around to understand a slightly more complicated issue. She is a master who can't hide things in her heart. After she had this guess, she immediately made it clear and quickly took out the uncertain question and asked Xiao Xiang directly: "Master Xiang, you let me come every day. Is it interesting to me to take the initiative to send it to the door and be humiliated by you?"

Xiao Xiang's heart trembled. He didn't expect Yan Yu to be able to bring out such a beautiful, mysterious and obscure matter of love so directly without being stunned. He said that this made him not mentally prepared at all, and even born from the bottom of his heart. A little bit of embarrassment.

Xiao Juvenile frowned and replied coldly: "Yan Yu, I said what are you thinking about? No matter how old you are, you think about these nonsense things every day. Besides, do I know you well? I want to get in on anyone. You have to find a similar one. If you want to read my comics, just do as I ask. I do things for no reason, it's all up to me. Oh, by the way, don't repeat your 'willing to eat farts to eat farts' in your mind I'm afraid you'll be greedy, afraid that you'll get appendicitis, and you'll deal with me, don't think that I don't know what's in your little intestines!"

Yan Yu snorted and pouted and said, "I won't say that this time, I'll change it: Xiao Xiang is good, Xiao Xiang is bad, Xiao Xiang is my waistband!"

Comrade Xiao Zhuangyuan, who was pedaling the car to the school, listened to Yan Yu's innocent and childlike nursery rhyme. One of his hands trembled violently, and the other slipped violently, and the car body appeared in an extremely dangerous snake shape. shake.

Yan Yu was so frightened that he shouted "Ah—" and wrapped his arms around Xiao Xiang's waist involuntarily, tightly, forcefully, not letting go.

The moment Xiao Xiang's small white arms wrapped around his waist, his mind swayed, and his whole body seemed to be swept through by an electric current. It was soft and comfortable to the point of death. Years later, when Xiao Xiang recalled the feeling of this moment, he called it: Ecstasy.

After Xiao Xiang finally stabilized his bicycle, he suddenly changed his mind and began to ride in a serpentine shape again.

As a result, the pair of thin and attractive little arms did not retract from the youth's waist, but were tightly wrapped around the black-bellied youth's waist all the way.

Since then, Xiao Zhuangyuan has developed a habit of riding a bicycle: if there is a flat ground, he does not walk, and he goes on a big rock; he can ride in a straight line, but if he does not ride, he uses the discrepancy between the front wheel and the rear wheel to draw a snake. Shape; you can ride a ten-minute distance, no, have to drag you ten plus ten plus ten and keep adding ten minutes.

Poor little girl Yan Yu is tortured by Xiao Xiang, who gets up earlier every day, but arrives at school later every day, and the biceps and triceps on her two little arms are growing day by day. to thrive. They were all afraid of being tipped off the back seat, so they practiced the juvenile waistband that hugged Mr. Xiao with force and force.

Yan Yu also asked Xiao Xiang angrily: "Did you mean it! What's your purpose in doing this!"

Xiao Xiang always said to Yan Yu with a cold look on his face, mixed with a lot of big ice cubes in his words: "You can't control it or not, you don't need to know if there is a purpose, you just need to understand a little bit. That's it, that is, Master Xiang, I am happy!"

Yan Yu didn't recite the nursery rhymes this time. She was so angry that she shouted directly at Xiao Xiang, "I'm glad you are a big head melon seed!"

Chapter 9 First Kiss and Parting

If the last final exam was a contest between Yan Yu and Wang Yiyi, then this midterm exam is a contest between Xiao Xiang and Zhao Zixin. It's just that both of them are ignorant and don't know.

Xiao Xiang has been thinking seriously about how to make Yan Yu his tablemate again. After careful analysis and screening, he believes that there are two possibilities: one is that he deliberately failed to accommodate Yan Yu in the test - but there are too many variables in this method. First of all, he himself has not passed the test other than the first place, so he wants to His grades dropped to second place instead of third place and fourth place. He really couldn't handle this scale well. Secondly, even if he gets it right, he doesn't guarantee that Yan Yu's time bomb will explode at the penultimate position. So this possibility, brush it off.

The second possibility is that he is still the first in the test - Xiao Xiang dares to say that as long as he doesn't get sick on the first day of the test or something, then he can easily win the first place even with half-squinted eyes (why not? It can be done with eyes closed, because Xiao Xiang has not yet reached the point where he can read Braille); then he will find a way to ensure that Yan Yu can be ranked last in the test. This is easy to say and easy to say. As long as he changes his own way to "inadvertently" present various comics in Yan Yu's sight, Yan Yu can automatically and spontaneously become pro-comic culture without being persuaded by others. However, it is difficult to say this. First, it is necessary to ensure that Yan Yu cannot be inadvertently stimulated as last time, so as to stimulate her poor self-motivated spirit to break out again; second, Zhao Zixin, a red-faced person, wanted to sit at the same table with Yan Yu. , in order for her to keep the second-to-last position, she surrounds Yan Yu like being possessed by thousands of flies and mosquitoes. There are two lines before and after: Yan Yu, stop reading comics, Yan Yu, let's learn together!

Yan Yu is in the midst of an endless obsession with comics, so how can she listen to Zhao Zixin's meaningless persuasion, and she is not a child who can actively learn, unless something stimulates her.

Zhao Zixin once saw Xiao Xiang came to school with Yan Yu, and he couldn't help but ask Yan Yu with infinite sadness in his heart the day he saw it: "Yan Yu, why do you go to school with Xiao Xiang, and let him go to school? Camel you; Yan Yu, I will also be a camber, let’s go to school together when I buy a bicycle!”

Yan Yu pulled away the sticky little boy and said to him disapprovingly: "Xiao Xiang borrowed me comics, and I promised to go to school with him, what's the matter. Or you can get me comics too. Look, I go to school with you too."

Zhao Zixin suddenly blushed and said, "Yan Yu, stop reading the comics, Yan Yu, let's study together!"

Yan Yu rolled his eyes and thought: Here again!

And Zhao Zixin also bit her lip and thought: Xiao Xiang is too cunning, he deliberately borrowed Yu Yu's comics before the exam to prevent her from studying! He wants to sit at the same table with Yan Yu, and so do I!

In fact, the students in the class have long felt that the aura between Xiao Xiang, Yan Yu and Zhao Zixin is not right. Everyone can see that Xiao Xiang has intentions for Yan Yu, and they can also see that Zhao Zixin has the same feelings for Yan Yu. Attempts, as for Shi Yu, everyone found that this little girl is really slow, she is not pretending at all, her natural innocence is already approaching the realm of the mentally handicapped. This girl now has no three-dimensional figures in her eyes and mind, except for flat cartoons.

The midterm exam just passed one's finger in the middle of someone's expectation, someone's resentment and someone's indifference. There is no suspense about the results. Just like Xiao Xiang designed it, he is the first, and Yan Yu is the last.

When the report card was sent out, Zhao Zixin burst into tears when he saw that the situation was over. Yan Yu couldn't take it anymore and said to him: "Zhao Honglian, are you okay? You're such a big boy, why are you still crying? I just moved from this table to the previous table, and I didn't even leave the classroom. Men, why are you crying? It's alright, I'll come back to chat with you after class!"

Zhao Zi thought for a while, but actually, there is really nothing to cry about, anyway, Yan Yu is a stupid eldest sister, and it seems really unlikely that Yan Mumu will stimulate her cautiousness towards the opposite sex for a while. Thinking of this, Zhao Zixin twitched her nose and said to Yan Yu coquettishly, "You said you would come back to see me, you have to keep your word!"

Yan Yu replied casually with an unbearable face: "I know, I know, when will you grow up, a boy who hasn't been weaned, alas!"

When Yan Yu took the schoolbag and sat back to the seat next to Xiao Xiang, Xiao Xiang looked at Yan Yu's smiling face. At that time, the feeling in his heart was as if he saw a garden of roses waiting to bloom in the blink of an eye. It's all in full bloom, which is both astounding and astonishing. Xiao Xiang felt that there was something very disturbing in his blood that kept hitting his heart. He thought that this restlessness should be the ecstasy and satisfaction after the long-awaited wish was finally realized.

Just when Xiao Xiang felt that his high school career had become infinitely better because of Yan Yu's return, a piece of news from his parents on the other side of the ocean turned his life upside down. This news is a great good thing for his future, but it is definitely a bolt from the blue for the pure boy's heart that has already been throbbing.

Xiao Xiang's parents told him that he would be taken abroad next semester to live with them and let him continue his studies there.