I say sleep and sleep, you fool me into a habit, right, but don't say it, just make it up this time like the real thing! "

Yan Yu felt very helpless. Thinking of her age, she doesn't have any weight in her words. No, strictly speaking, it should be that when she tells the truth, she has no weight at all, and no one believes it at all; but it is strange that when she tells a lie, everyone can always listen to it as the truth.

Last semester, when Yan Yu saw Huoyun at noon, he said without thinking, "Girl, the instructor is looking for you, it's urgent, it's linked to innocence and interests, go!" Huoyun believed it, and the wind was blowing straight into the instructor. In the office, her brave push on the door frightened Haoxuan, the instructor who was lying on the desk in a sleepy afternoon, to death. After hearing the loud noise, the guide "Teng" raised his body with a bewildered face and shouted loudly, "What's the matter! Is there an earthquake!" Huoyun was dumbfounded! Then, the guide was also stupid!

Later, the guide suggested many times that if Huoyun told the story of the halazi that appeared on the corner of his mouth at noon that day, the consequences would be disastrous.

After that, once the instructor asked Yan Yu to inform everyone that there was a class meeting in the afternoon, this time it was the real thing. Then Yan Yu dutifully informed the girls' dormitories one by one. As a result, she went to which house and said, "We have a class meeting in the afternoon, don't forget it." Which house threw slippers on her. Later, when it was time for the class meeting, Yan Yu went to the classroom and saw that the girl was herself.

The instructor collapsed. He felt that the girls in this class had all kinds of strange shapes, but it was really difficult for their mothers to carry them!

...

Yan Yu took Huoyun's hand eagerly, eagerly, eagerly, eagerly, eagerly, eagerly and said: "Girl, beautiful girl, big beautiful girl is not good enough, you believe me once, you will believe it. Can I do it for the last time, what I said is true, I really know him!"

At this time, the other two people in the dormitory, Cui Min and Wang Shuangyan, also came back. As soon as they entered the house and saw the incomparably entangled appearance of Yan Yu and Huoyun in the room, Cui Min couldn't help but said in a strange tone: "Yo, our sleeping sister is starting to be confused again. People, look at this look, sincere! Look at this look, sincere! Look at this hair, how messy it is! Huoyun, sleepy said she didn't say that 'you believe me once, you believe me this last time Is it okay, what I said is a real classic line? Did it impress you? Yun, don't let me and Yan look down on you, be firm!"

Huoyun took Cui Min's words and said, "Minmin, look at her menopause, it's too hysterical! Others knew what she said was fake, she kept crying. The ground must make you believe it, if you don't believe it, she will hold you to death and not let go! Do evil!"

Wang Shuangyan asked in confusion: "What did she say this time? Come on, let's all look down on her together."

Huoyun said while shaking Yan Yu's hands and claws, which were swaying on her arm, "She said that she and the new handsome teacher are old friends. Listen, it's like a real story!"

Cui Min and Wang Shuangyan were still listening intently, but after Huoyun finished speaking, they turned around and packed their things while talking to each other as if they were the only ones in the room.

Cui Min: Yanyan, Nicholas Tse, are you handsome? We ate together in Donglaishun. A meal, my dear, cost almost a hundred! I want to get the money, but he won't let me. Others are so nice!

Wang Shuangyan: Minmin, you know, I have been happy for a long time. Yesterday I couldn't bear it anymore, so I called his assistant, and his assistant said, he must bring my Lele to school to see me this Sunday! I am so happy!

Yan Yu wanted to cry when she heard this. She let go of her claws holding Huoyun, walked to the window, raised her arms high and shouted, "Oh my God! Everything is fate! It's my destiny to make friends with Yan Yu and be unkind!"

Before the three girls in my room could speak, a school girl next door who was drying clothes spoke first: "Senior Sister Yan, what are you talking about to fool others; don't call me God, God doesn't help old women who lie!"

Yan Yu collapsed on the window sill and thought: I used to know that everyone loves flowers and sees them fail (meaning that she is beautiful, and the flowers have to commit suicide when they see them), why did I get to the point where I am today!

When she was alone with infinite emotion, she suddenly heard Cui Min patted her thigh and shouted, "It's broken! Forget it!"

Wang Shuangyan gritted her teeth beside her and said, "Cui Min, if you want to slap your thighs if you want to learn from Huoyun, you can do it, you can do whatever you want, but can I ask you to pat yourself? Pat my thigh, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning on a rainy day! It hurts!"

Huoyun ignored Wang Shuangyan and said directly to Cui Min: "Hurry up! What's the matter! Say it all at once, don't make people anxious!"

Cui Min said with a heavy face: "I met the monitor at noon. He said that the instructor asked him to inform everyone to have a meeting in the lecture hall in the afternoon. I forgot! I'm afraid this meeting has already started!"

When Yan Yu heard Cui Min's talk about the meeting, he regained his spirits. "Whoosh", he stood up haha ​​and laughed wildly and said, "Edit, edit again! Then edit! They don't believe me, can they believe you!"

In the end, Yan Yu smiled and stopped laughing, because the other three girls looked at Yan Yu as if they were mentally ill from Mars, and there was an inexplicable expression of pity on their faces.

Cui Min shook his head and said first: "It's over, it's over, I'm sick again, take me as her!"

Wang Shuangyan shook her head again and said, "It's heaven, there's no help, I can't understand the words!"

Huoyun finally shook his head and said, "Sleep, go back to Mars to develop, the earth is not suitable for you. Let's go Min, Yan, let's go to a meeting!"

Yan Yu looked sadly at the backs of the three of them, and called out weakly, "Wait for me, I'll go too!"

...

On the way, Yan Yu said reluctantly, "Listen to me, I really know Xiao Xiang, and I lied to you that I am a psychopath from Mars!"

Huoyun said disdainfully, "Sister Yan, you don't have to lie to us. Obviously, you can be lied to or not."

Cui Min said disdainfully, "Aunt Yan, you are older than us, and you have been disrespecting the old for so many years. Please change it."

Wang Shuangyan said disdainfully: "It is estimated that the handsome teacher can also come to the meeting. Isn't it rumored that he is also a guide. Grandma Yan, don't you know him, then prove it to us with practical actions later!"

Yan Yu shouted: "Why are there only four people in our house! If there is another one, I'm not the ancestor of Yan!"

...

By the time the four of them arrived at the lecture hall, the meeting was already open. Yan Yu and the others slipped in from the back door of the classroom with their hairy waists and necks shrunk like they were drilling mouse holes.

As soon as he sat down, raised his head, and stared, Yan Yu shouted "Ah"!

Everyone in the classroom stared at the words and fell asleep. The two people standing on the podium also turned their attention to Yan Yu.

The two people on the podium, one was the instructor Jin Sheji, and the other, Yan Yu stared at him intently.

Yan Yu thought: How can this guy come out so beautifully! Now, he is really such a wonderful person like Pan An or Song Yu in the old saying! Apart from being handsome, he is still handsome, apart from being refined or refined, apart from being graceful or graceful, apart from being cold or cold... Cold? cold!

Yan Yu thought about it for a while, and quickly summed up in his heart: Xiao Xiang is on the stage, it must be true, even if it grows longer and looks better than when I was a child, but this positive change will definitely not affect my recognition of people. of. Could it be that he doesn't recognize me? It shouldn't be, even though I did change into a fish and a geese, he still couldn't recognize me for no reason!

Yan Yu was pondering in confusion. On the podium, Director Jin spoke first to the stupid girl with a stupid face: "Yan Yu, what's the matter with you? If you want to speak, raise your hand, don't say 'ah'!"

Yan Yu said viciously in his heart, "Don't think that I don't know that you are lying on the table and you are sleeping with the harazi, so I'll tell you!" At the same time, he said with a good-natured expression, "Director Jin, it's alright, I just think the male teacher standing beside you on the podium looks very familiar to me!"

The classroom burst into laughter.

Huoyun Cui Min Wang Shuangyan covered her face in pain and cried: "Oh my God! The three faces of the three of us, let her lose all of them alone! Two impermanence brothers, take her away! It's okay to take us away without her! It's too shameful! The nympho spends all this time!"

The classroom was in chaos because of someone's words. There were a few men who had failed attempts at Yan Yu. After hearing Yan Yu's words, they clenched their fists unwillingly and thought, "Didn't she say she doesn't want to fall in love! Didn't she say she has someone she likes? It's a lie! It's a lie! I thought she was the leader of the pure girl, but she turned out to be more daring and direct than anyone else when she became a nympho! Sad! It's so sad!"

And the handsome, elegant, and handsome man on the podium spoke lightly in the chaos of the room. The sound is not loud, but it has strong penetrating power, and everyone can hear it clearly.

Teacher Xiao Xiang Xiao said: This female classmate, I am not familiar with you.

I'm not familiar with you, this sentence makes Yan Yu feel happy, angry, love and hate!

It's him! That's right, he also knew she was her!

But he forked! Is this the occasion to say this!

...

Yan Yu was disdainfully changed by Huoyun and others on the spot.

Huoyun called her: Yan Yanyan.

Cui Min called her: Yan Dalian.

Wang Shuangyan called her: don't know the words.

Yan Yu screamed fiercely in his heart: Xiao Xiang, I want to do you!

But the beautiful man with a calm and indifferent face on the podium said with infinite joy in his heart: Yan Yu, I'm back!

Chapter 12

Yan Yu held her breath and stubbornly stood firm amid the intermittent attention of everyone, her eyes swept all over the world and never looked at Liar Xiao again. When the meeting was over, Yan Yu twisted his neck and left, not even wanting to shave Xiao Xiang from the corner of his eyes.

This meeting made Yan Yu feel very aggrieved, so she didn't listen carefully to what Director Jin said at the meeting, and kept thinking in her mind how she could give herself such a breath.

After returning to the dormitory, Yan Yu asked Huoyun and the three of them, "What did we say at the meeting just now?"

Huoyun wailed and shouted: "Ancestor Yan, how can you be so maddened, you are too lost! The whole meeting with your old man is the familiar cauldron of the big harassed child!"

Cui Min and Wang Shuangyan hugged each other exaggeratedly, put their heads on each other's shoulders and cried, "God, you still won't let us live! We have been embarrassed, but we have never been as embarrassed as today.It's so tragic! The most deadly, this face is still lost by others! Injustice!"