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    Yan Yu was tortured by the three female fairies so much that she couldn't cry or laugh. She couldn't tell the truth from her stomach, and she stomped her feet in a hurry. Yan Yu later saw that the truth could not be reversed, so she simply took off her shoes and went to bed to prepare for a sluggish sleep. When she woke up, her brain was bright, and she had to fight back!

    When Yan Yu was about to fall asleep in a daze, he was disturbed by the excited voices of the three monsters in the room. Yan Yu sat up from the bed and saw the three monsters lying on the window sill, looking out for something in a posture that he wished he could fall.

    Yan Yu shouted: "Hey, the three of you, what are you doing lying there like a half-crazy!"

    Huoyun turned his head and said to Yan Yu excitedly: "Sleep, come and come, we don't know what's going on in our school today, and there are frequent surprises of beauty, just came a top handsome teacher, not to mention, now there is another handsome man , standing right downstairs, the long Beijun, definitely suits the tastes of the three of us, the beautiful super-aged lady!"

    Yan Yu snorted disdainfully and said, "I really don't know which of us is more nerdy!"

    Wang Shuangyan then said: "No, we are not ashamed of nympho, and we will end up admiring it secretly. But you are different, you are too fearless, nympho is too well known, too earth-shattering and too involved to even us innocent people. Nine clans! Oh, that’s all, let’s not talk about it, my heart aches just now when I think of being embarrassed with you in the amphitheater! Let’s just focus on watching Brother Xiaomei!”

    Cui Min pulled Huoyun and Wang Shuangyan and said, "Big voice Yanyan, we three quickly fill up the windowsill, don't leave room for sleep, or when she comes over later, she must know that Xiaomei downstairs. elder brother!"

    As soon as Huoyun heard it, he threw his arms on the window sill and said, "Yes, yes, but you can't lose face with her again! I'll be sorry for the ancestors of the Huo family!"

    Yan Yu got up from the bed and walked to the window, pulling Huoyun hard and saying, "Aren't you childish, you look like the fake little cripple lying on his face begging for food at the school gate, get up quickly, All the people downstairs and upstairs will have to drop coins for you into our house!"

    Huoyun stood up reluctantly and said, "It's better, I can still make money!"

    Yan Yu also leaned on the window sill and said, "You dare to ask for ill-gotten wealth. Niu, point to my sister, where is little brother standing next to me!"

    Huoyun stretched out his claws diagonally downward, Yan Yu projected his gaze in that direction, and saw a straight and slender figure in uniform standing under the roots of the big tree in front of the dormitory door, with a fresh energy all over his body. .

    Yan Yu said: "I can't see what the face looks like. How do you know that people are good-looking?"

    Cui Min said: "Sleep, after careful observation, I found that he was looking for someone. After a while, he would slightly turn his head to a forty-five degree angle to look at the person walking out from the side door, stay for three to five seconds, and then turn his head. Turn back to the main entrance and stay for about a minute. Soldiers, that's how they behave! It's so fascinating! Be careful, he's about to turn his head, look, look! Ah! Oh my God! It's the 45-degree lightness The gentleness of a turn! Ah! Yanyan, I can't do it, I can't do it!"

    Huoyun and Wang Shuangyan were also so excited that they cried out, "Oh my god, it's so pretty! The overaged version of Zhengtai's military uniform is tempting! Oh oh! I want to possess him! I want to torture him!"

    Yan Yu didn't say anything, and stared downstairs with half-open mouth. When Huoyun and the others saw Yan Yu's reaction, they turned their heads and looked at her together, and then Huoyun expressed their doubts on behalf of everyone: "Sleep, you are fooled by the shock of beauty? It turns out that you are the same as the puppets, you I also like this kind of handsome pot, right?"

    Yan Yu looked at the three lewd female silver demons, moved her stiff chin, and said, "That buddy downstairs, he is my old friend!"

    The three lewd women wailed miserably in unison: "Yan Yu, go to hell!"

    The sound was neat, unified, harmonious and loud, like a thunderous sound, cutting through half of the sky in the outer courtyard, causing Piao Piao Chao-aged Zheng Taiji downstairs to quickly look up, causing the three girls to scream out of control. Then, Chaoling Zhengtai shouted in surprise: "Yan Yu, come down quickly!"

    The three lewd women fell to the ground in unison, twitching, twitching, twitching...

    ...

    Yan Yu jumped downstairs, patted the super-aged wife on the shoulder carelessly and said, "Zhao Zixin, it's too stinky, I saw you when I came home from summer vacation, why didn't you wear a military uniform and come to our school? Brilliant? When you put on your clothes, I didn't even recognize it was you. Didn't you get sent to guard the motherland of China? Why did you suddenly appear in the capital!"

    A suspicious blush appeared on Zhao Zixin's face again and said: "I was sent to Beijing to study for half a month, and I just finished my report. I wanted to come and see you. I haven't been to your school yet. Yan Yu, I found out from you The girls in this building are not as good-looking as you are!"

    Yan Yu almost choked on his spit, and coughed twice: "Zhao Zixin, you have learned to be slick! Do you want me to praise you for your good looks? Well, you are also pretty, Especially these two red faces, they are exactly the same as when they were young, they are so beautiful!"

    Zhao Zixin sighed and said, "Yan Yu, I don't blush anymore when I see others, it's just...I see you, and I still love to be red..."

    Yan Yu put his arm on Zhao Zixin's shoulder and laughed uncontrollably, and said out of breath: "Zhao Zixin, I'll buy you three donkey milk powder later! A weaned child is like seeing a wet nurse, hahahaha! Uh... no, no, I'm not your wet nurse!"

    Zhao Zixin blushed completely after listening to Yan Yu's "is it your nanny?" argument. Just when Yan Yu was about to say something, she suddenly heard Huoyun yelling at her from upstairs: "Sleep, the monitor is calling, Xiao Dao Xuan, you go to see me!"

    Yan Yu raised his head and saw Huoyun and the other three lewd women lying on the windowsill, shyly waving his hands and saying hi to Zhao Hong who was beside him. Yan Yu couldn't help rolling his eyes, and then asked Huoyun: "Who announced me? What guide?"

    While stroking Zhao Hong's face up and down with his eyes, Huo Yun said absent-mindedly, "Director Xiao, Director Xiao Xiang; I might want to avenge you for tarnishing his innocence in public!"

    Just after Huoyun finished speaking, before Yan Yu could say anything, Zhao Zixin raised his voice eight tunes and said, "Xiao Xiang? Isn't he abroad? Why is he back again? Yan Yu, he came to you. of?"

    Yan Yu said angrily: "Don't mention him to me! I'm not familiar with him!"

    And after listening to Zhao Zixin's words, the three lustful women upstairs fell to the ground again and kept twitching, twitching, twitching...

    The three of them asked the sky in tears while pumping: What kind of world is this! The big liars are starting to tell the truth! And let the honest people live! Doesn't this force us to lie and walk away?

    Chapter 13 Who wins and who loses?

    Zhao Zixin asked Yan Yu nervously, "Are you going to see your Director Xiao?"

    Yan Yu made a violent "hum" and said, "See you! Don't go! You finally come here, isn't it just so you can invite me to a meal! Let's go to dinner, I'll decide what to eat [Qi + Shu] +Net], you decide who pays!"

    Zhao Zixin's red face has a tendency to turn from red to purple.

    His heart was bitter, he didn't say anything, he really wanted to shake the big girl's head vigorously and tell her: "I didn't come to invite you to dinner! I came to let you invite me to dinner!"

    Ah no, was too excited to shout wrong. shout again.

    Tell her: "I didn't come to invite you to dinner! I came to eat you!"

    Big mouth fan flying. It's so impure! Last chance, shout again!

    Tell her, "I didn't come to treat you to dinner! I came to..."

    It's too annoying, don't listen anymore, the author is hungry, let's go to dinner~ Come back and talk about it~

    ……return……

    Zhao Zixin really wanted to scream in Yan Yu's ear: "I didn't come to invite you to dinner! I came to confess to you while eating!" (Don't you have to eat! Cut~)

    Yan Yu asked Zhao Zixin, "Have you learned some kung fu in the army? How is your skill? Has your eyesight and hands been fast enough?"

    Zhao Zixin made Yan Yu ask at a loss, nodded dumbly and said, "It's here, it's definitely here."

    Yan Yu patted Zhao Zixin on the shoulder and said solemnly, "That's good! It's time for the organization to test you! Zhao Zixin, please be prepared and obey my orders!"

    As soon as Yan Yu finished speaking, Zhao Zixin, who was full of question marks on his face, raised his head and shouted bravely at the window of his dormitory: "Huoyunhuo loud voice - voice - voice Cui Min Cui big fairy - Jing - Jing Wang Shuangyan Wang Da Niao - bird - bird, you three send a live agent to fly down sister's mobile phone - come - come - ah! Zhao Zixin hurry up!"

    Without waiting for the sound of "come" to stop, the unknown object fell rapidly with an extremely fast trend. Zhao Zixin flew in front of him and neatly grabbed the falling object in his hand.

    Upstairs, the three lewd girls screamed "Oh" again and again, biting the sleeves, biting the sleeves, biting the window frame, biting the glass, scratching the glass.

    Zhao Zixin looked at the reaction of the three demon girls and said to Yan Yu, "Yan Yu, you are all excited when you look at the three of them. Don't you want to rub against trees or something? I think my actions just now are particularly charming!"

    Yan Yu stuck out his tongue and pretended to be disgusting and said, "Evil~ I don't think you are particularly charming, I just think you are a little disgusting!"

    Zhao Zixin said angrily, "Yan Yu, you...you really don't know, or pretend you don't!"

    Yan Yu blinked his eyes ignorantly and asked, "Ah? What? What do you know and what do you not know?"

    Zhao Zixin was discouraged at once, he understood, this girl really didn't understand her heart. Zhao Zixin said aggrievedly: "You really don't know or pretend you don't know, if you don't leave, I'll starve to death!"

    Yan Yu laughed heartlessly and said, "Yoyo, don't cry, don't cry! Let's go, let's buy three donkey milk powder!"

    Before Yan Yu's wild laughter stopped, the phone rang. Yan Yu answered the phone with a laugh at the end: "...Haha, hey, who are you looking for!"

    Zhao Zixin sighed beside Yan Yu: Isn't this Yan Yu's phone? Who else are you looking for!

    Yan Yu: "...Who are you?...Bah! I'm not familiar with you! Don't go!... Zhao Zixin and I are laughing and telling you what to do!...Why did Zhao Zixin come? I'm here if you want to see me, anyway. He didn't come to see you! What? You invited him to dinner?"

    Zhao Zixin shook his head sharply.Whoever he loves, he just wants to have dinner with Yan Yu and the two of them. When the atmosphere is good, he wants to confess.

    Yan Yu: "...Ah, no... It's not that I can't, it's that he's not happy! No, if he's happy, you two can eat it, but I won't go!... What? Do you want to draw watches again?

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