In no mood! Who are you bluffing! It will be the same for a while! Not familiar with you! Go and go! ……What? Apologize? Wood use! The police are useless! ……Humph! Tell me if you have something to say! I'm going to have dinner with Zhao Zixin! ...Listen, listen, just say it once or twice, let it go! ……kindness? Well... that... well... or else, tell Zhao Zixin, he's by my side! "

When Yan Yu received the last call, from the time he said "En... that... En...", his face was startled with a red face like a cloud of fire, the corners of his eyes and brows were still a little shy, this is rare Zhao Zixin's young daughter's tenderness made Zhao Zixin feel itchy and heartache, and she gritted her teeth and asked Yan Yu, "Who is it?"

Yan Yu Hongyun was even better, and rudely shoved the phone into Zhao Zixin's hand and said, "You'll know if you pick it up!"

Zhao Zixin was forced to pick up the mobile phone, and the voice of a classmate who had been missing for a long time came from the receiver: "Zixin, I'm Xiao Xiang, it's hard for you to come here once, and just in time for me to return to China, we have to get together. You've come a long way. Come, Yan Yu and I will cook this meal!"

Zhao Zixin's heart is broken!

Combining the Huoshaoyun I just saw, the kindness I heard just now, and Xiao Xiang's last sentence on the phone, "Yan Yu and I will make this meal," Zhao Zi thought heartbroken: "I haven't done it yet." As for the shot, why can his claws stretch so long, and Yan Yu can be caught across the country! Why do I still lose to him when I grow up!

The author is very unkind to tell you: Because of the male lead, I originally decided to be him! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Come on, don't shoot me with bricks, I'll disappear...

...full phone call reproduction...

Yan Yu: Haha, hey, who are you looking for!

Xiao Xiang: Yan Yu, it's me.

Yan Yu: Who are you?

Xiao Xiang: You Xiang master!

Yan Yu: Bah! I'm not familiar with you!

Xiao Xiang: Have you received the notice? Mr. Xiao is looking for you. Come over quickly!

Yan Yu: Don't go!

Xiao Xiang: Yan Yu, who were you laughing with just now? Laughing like a gentleman is really ugly.

Yan Yu: Zhao Zixin and I are laughing and telling you what to do!

Xiao Xiang: Zhao Zixin? he came? why did he come here!

Yan Yu: Why is Zhao Zixin here? If you want to see me, come here, anyway, he is not here to see you!

Xiao Xiang: You tell him, I invite him to dinner!

Yan Yu: What? Did you invite him to dinner?

Xiao Xiang: Yes, Mr. Xiao brought you to invite him to dinner, let's go!

Yan Yu: Ah! Can not do it!

Xiao Xiang: Why not? You can't he can't?

Yan Yu: It's not that I can't do it, it's that he's not happy! No, as long as he likes it, you two can eat, but I won't!

Xiao Xiang: Yan Yu, stop making trouble. Do you want to paint a watch for Master Xiang again?

Yan Yu: What? Want to paint watches again? In no mood! Who are you bluffing! It will be the same for a while! Not familiar with you! Go and go!

Xiao Xiang: Yan Yu, be obedient. After eating, let you draw enough! I brought back a new kind of pen from abroad, let you draw it, and I can't wash it off for a week! Come on, don't make trouble, I'll apologize to you, okay?

Yan Yu: What? Apologize? Wood use! The police are useless!

Xiao Xiang: Yan Yu, I have something to tell you.

Yan Yu: Humph! Tell me if you have something to say! I'm going to have dinner with Zhao Zixin!

Xiao Xiang: Yan Yu, listen carefully, I don't say this twice, I'll say it once in my life!

Yan Yu: Listen, listen, just say something once or twice, let it go!

Xiao Xiang: Yan Yu, I miss you!

Yan Yu: Huh? uh... that... uh...

Xiao Xiang: Be good, tell Zhao Zixin to have dinner together later!

Yan Yu: ...or else, tell Zhao Zixin, he's by my side!

...

Alas! This round:

Xiao Yanzi was cold and angry, and he made cruel words and vowed to make a bad man, and chop it up!

Master Xiang can bend and stretch his belly when he encounters a foreign enemy. He changes his tenderness and grasps Xiao Yanyan firmly. One soldier and one soldier remain intact!

Horizontal batch one: Xiaobai is hard to beat!

Horizontal criticism 2: Who has ever seen Xiaoxin lonely and sad tears!

Horizontal criticism three: Xiao Yanzi, you impatient play! So easy to forgive Xiao belly black!

Crowd: The author who lacks heart, the horizontal criticism is not so long!

Author: I am happy! There's no reason for Master Jiu to do things. This time I'm talking while I'm flying, flying, fleeing, and running away, so that you can't hita-a-a-ah!

After Pia clicked a loud bang, the world was quiet again.

author? Holding a tree. Didn't fly well, pia got on.

...just kidding...

Xiao Xiang had long been ready to go back to China to accompany Yan Yu for a year, otherwise his parents had already arranged for him to do translation or diplomatic work.

Xiao Xiang's decision to return to China to teach for one year surprised his parents at first.

So my parents refused.

Xiao Xiang resisted. hunger strike. suicide. hit the door. Pull hair. I'm talking nonsense.

So the parents expressed that they could change their refusal. But there must be a good reason.

Xiao Xiang said something.

The author explained to him without shame: "After going abroad for so many years, I want to live in the capital for a year, and I want to regain my strong aura that I am a Chinese; after going abroad for so many years, I can speak four languages, English, French, Chinese and Northeastern dialect. , I want to go to the outer courtyard to play my language advantage; I have been a student for so many years abroad, this time, I want to be a teacher! Dear Daddy and Mummy, I have a patriotic heart, please give it to me An opportunity to love the motherland!"

——Don't hit the author again today, it's already disabled. just said those words while lying on the ground. After said the last breath, didn't swallow... just live... love...

So the parents expressed their refusal to be rejected with tears in their eyes. was moved by son's deep patriotism! (actually love romance)

Then I saw: Master Xiang flew down in front of Xiao Yanzi! Looking at Xin Xin Nian Nian's face, I sighed that time has passed five, six, seven or eight years, Xiao Yanyan, Xiao Yanyan, is still the fairy in my heart, looking at that innocent smiling face, why do you want to ravage her so hard? Fan, looking at her stunned eyes after being tricked, my heart is sweeter than honey, ah, sweeter than honey!

……in conclusion……

Xiao Xiang is not only boring, loving, and black-bellied, he is also a big idiot who will get great satisfaction from abuse.

Chapter 14

Zhao Zixin handed the phone back to Yan Yu and said, "Yan Yu, Xiao Xiang wants to talk to you."

Yan Yu took the phone and put it in his ear and shouted boldly, "Why!"

Zhao Zixin shivered from the shock of Yan Yu's loud volume. When he saw Yan Yu Hongxia's red face, he understood that Yan Yu was trying to hide his embarrassment by speaking loudly.

Poor little heart, after a broken heart, this time a broken tooth.

Intuit was not reconciled, and the living self bit his big white teeth without pity.

Yan Yu listened to the phone in one ear and Zhao Zixin grinding her teeth in the other, feeling that the combined sound of the two sounds was unbearable to her, like killing a mouse with an ultrasonic wave.

Yan Yu put a finger in the ear that was listening to Zhao Zixin's teeth grinding, and then said loudly to the phone: "Ah! I got it! I got it! Didn't I just call the three fairies in our dormitory together, fifteen minutes later, The Chacha Building opposite the school, it's alright, Mr. Xiao, don't talk about it, Zhao Zixin is so hungry that he's already eating his own teeth! That's it! Bye bye!"

After hanging up the phone, Yan Yu put down the fingers blocking his ears, and said to Zhao Zixin, "Wait here for me for a while, I'll go up and call the three of them together!"

When Zhao Zixin heard that the three demon girls also went, she quickly grabbed Yan Yu and asked, "Why are they going too? Isn't it just us getting together?"

Yan Yu said: "Mr. Xiao said that this is the most effective way to let the students change their wrong impression of me, and let them know that I really know him Xiao Xiang. Oh, this is a long story, and it's time for dinner. Let the three goblins in my house tell you, they are particularly fond of you, a little Zhengtai who has not been weaned, and must love to talk to you. Just wait with me and don't walk around in a while!"

Zhao Zixin began to grit his teeth again! He thought bitterly: "Xiao Xiang, why do you have so much heart! I was afraid that I would be evenly matched with you, so I deliberately went to Riga to disrupt the battlefield. When you walked away, you were one meter seventy-five meters long, but now you must be one meter only. May 7! Your head must have been crushed by your heart! You little fox!"

At this time, Mr. Xiao Xiangxiao, who was walking from the office to the Chacha building opposite the school, felt a little itchy at the base of his ears for no reason, and then felt a little itchy on his back as if he was snoring upwards.

Xiao Xiang thought: It seems time to take a shower.

I've been so busy doing all kinds of formalities these two days that haven't had time to take a shower!

...

When Huoyun, Cui Min, Wang, Shuangyan, and the three female monsters stepped into a private room in the Chacha Building, they immediately felt that this was the most painful moment in their lives!

Where to sit? Where to sit?

On one side, there is a handsome teacher who is handsome, elegant and personable;

On one side, there is the shy, pink, beautiful and charming super-aged Mei Zhengtai;

Either side of the two sides made them fascinated, made them crazy, and made their saliva flow violently!

In the end, this big old and difficult problem was solved by the invincible teacher Xiao.

Teacher Xiao said with a smile: "Yan Yu, come here quickly, you see, your classmates don't dare to sit if you don't sit down. Zixin, you sit too, the three of you too, don't stand, there's no one next to you brother Zhao. Do you have a seat, take a seat!"

As soon as Xiao Xiang's words were finished, Zhao Zixin thought unwillingly: Good you Xiao Xiang, you can arrange the three of them to my side, don't think I can't see that you are doing it on purpose! Don't think that you haven't become 1.57 meters, don't think that you are almost 1.81 meters tall, you have so many hearts and minds, your children will be affected by you at most 1.1 meters!

Many years later, after Zhao Zixin also got married, he took out the angry words when he was young and told Xiao Xiang for fun. Xiao Xiang was completely calm after hearing this, and the thief calmly said to Zhao Zixin: "Zixin, I know why I have a heart. Is my son the tallest in their kindergarten? Because my daughter-in-law has lost her energy, and the neutralization is just right."

...

After listening to Xiao Xiang's words, Yan Yu pursed her lips and walked to Xiao Xiang's side to sit down. When Xiao Xiang asked what everyone was eating, when he turned around, he saw a shy little Hongxia gradually appearing on Yan Yu's little face. Xiao Xiang's heart suddenly became numb and crisp, his hand softened, and the menu in the shape of a thick book slipped out of his hand and fell on the table with a bang.