Xiao Xiang put his hand on Yan Yu's tender little face and gently stroked, the soft and hot touch made Xiao Xiang feel that his heart had been completely melted away.

Yan Yu looked at Xiao Xiang's dark eyes without blinking and asked shyly, "Xiao Xiang, is that between us just now called tongue kiss?"

Xiao Xiang replied with a sullen face, "Yes."

Yan Yu blinked and asked, "Then, is it the first kiss before you left, or the first kiss just now?"

Xiao Xiang still looked expressionless and said, "It's all."

Yan Yu whispered "Oh". Xiao Xiang looked at Yan's innocent and charming expression, and felt that she was so cute that people couldn't help but want to bully her and ravage her.

Yan Yu blinked again, then smiled playfully, and asked Xiao Xiang crisply: "Xiao Xiang, am I already your girlfriend?"

Xiao Xiang endured that Yan Yu's provocative smile was ticklish and careful, and still said with a sullen face: "No. We are not familiar with each other."

When Yan Yu heard this, Liu Mei was upside down, and she was so angry that she pushed Xiao Xiang hard and said loudly to him: "Bah! You want me to be your girlfriend, I don't want to do it! I'll play with Zhao Zixin tomorrow. Go, we are familiar with each other! I am familiar with everyone! I am not familiar with you alone!"

Xiao Xiang was still deeply intoxicated by Yan Yu's petite appearance of being so mad at himself, when he heard her mention Zhao Zixin's name, he was immediately shocked and said sharply, "You dare!"

Not to be outdone, Yan Yu said, "Why don't you dare! Anyway, we don't know each other well, so I'd love to!"

Without saying a word, Xiao Xiang stretched out his hand, pulled the little girl into his arms, lowered his head, and blocked the cherry red mouth that he loved and hated again tightly!

Chapter 16 How to get him? !

Yan Yu stabbed half of his face with his hand and stared straight ahead in a daze. Huoyun looked down at the table below, then turned to Cui Min and Wang Shuangyan and whispered, "Sleep has broken the record again this time, this deadly virtue has been maintained for almost ten minutes, do you think she fell asleep with her eyes open? Ah? It's amazing, I haven't blinked!"

Cui Min gave Huoyun a disdainful look and said, "I fell asleep, didn't you see water spraying out of your eyes? If you fell asleep, how would you know that your eyes are sore?"

Wang Shuangyan said thoughtfully: "Can I interpret the state of sleep as being trapped by love?"

Huo Cui and the two nodded in unison: "It seems like maybe it should be!"

The three of them lined up and sat down opposite the words, and then Huoyun took the lead, and cautiously asked Yan Yu, who was in tears, and said, "Dong Baoer, what are you thinking?"

Yan Yu said blankly, "I miss Ge Ling."

Cui Min hurriedly followed: "Don't think about it, I'll recommend a new friend to you - Shuanghui ham sausage!"

Wang Shuangyan smiled and asked, "Do you still want Ge Ling?"

Yan Yu finally blinked, tears streaming down his face: "Who is Ge Ling?"

Huoyun took a deep breath and said, "It's alright, the madness is not too serious. Once the classic dialogue comes out, it can still bring back the soul."

Cui Min leaned forward and asked Yan Yu: "Sleep, you and Mr. Xiao who care about our safety, what's the matter with the two of you? Also, can you keep a matchmaker and tell the three of us to Brother Zhengtai? We don't care about being the dark woman behind him, as long as he's willing to take turns to be the man in our bed on a lonely night!"

Wang Shuangyan and Huoyun nodded their chins like a small stick for pounding garlic and said, "Yes, yes, yes!"

Yan Yu gave the three of them a blank look, and when the eyes turned blank, tears filled her face. Yan Yu said contemptuously, "That's right! Zhao Zixin hasn't weaned yet. Let's talk about it when the three of you can produce milk after giving birth."

After speaking, Yan Yu took his sleeve and swiped his face from top to bottom and from left to right twice, in order to wipe the tears, but the tears were dry, but there were faint traces of interlaced warp and weft on his face.

Huoyun said timidly: "Sister Sleeping Sleeping, have you changed your clothes?"

Yan Yu looked down and was fascinated, and put the dirty clothes that were supposed to be washed aside and put them on again in a confused way.

Yan Yu sighed and said, "Hey... I'm asking the three of you, if there is a man - I didn't say who it is, it's not Xiao Xiang, don't think about it - if there is a man, then what, his that What, I just kissed you—it’s not me who was kissed, don’t think about it—then the girl who was kissed, ask her to kiss this man, and say I’m your girlfriend?— Don't make that ambiguous death look, you all said that it's not me and Xiao Xiang, let me be more serious and listen! - This woman asked this man, am I your girlfriend? The man said no , and then said that he was not familiar with this woman! - Hehehe, strange coincidence, why does this man like to say the same nonsense as Xiao Xiang! - Then the woman was very angry and said you don't Treat me as your girlfriend, and then kiss me, what's the matter? After this woman is finished, she will find her a male classmate tomorrow to play with, - don't guess, this male classmate is not Zhao Zixin, okay, serious Just listen to me! - As a result, the man said you dare, and then he was a bastard and kissed the woman again! What do you think this man is thinking?"

Huoyun and the three of them all looked at Yan Yu with ambiguous expressions on their faces, and then Huoyun said, "Sleep, if you say this woman is you—of course it's definitely not you—what are you thinking?"

Yan Yu sighed and said, "Oh...how else can I think about it, and I can't understand it! What does he mean?"

Cui Min said: "Sleep, you said that if this woman is you—of course it's not you—do you have any thoughts on kissing this man?"

Yan Yu sighed again and said, "Hey... If you have an idea in your heart, people say that you are not familiar with you!"

Wang Shuangyan said: "Sleep, it's like this, the male silver who can speak the same language as Mr. Xiao, must have a similar personality to him, let's take Mr. Xiao Xiangxiao instead of this male silver as a practical example for the convenience of speaking. Look, Xiao Xiang kissed you—of course, you are referring to that woman, not you—and then he didn’t give you your name, there is only one way to solve this problem!”

Yan Yu widened his eyes and asked, "What can I do! Hurry up and speak up!"

Wang Shuangyan said coolly: "Sleep, how to solve this, what's your business? You call the kissed woman over, and I will personally tell her what to do. If you are nothing, don't mix it in there. already."

Yan Yu held back his face as if he had been steamed, and gritted his teeth and said, "You three big goblins, don't pretend to be here with me! Yes! I am the kissed woman, and Xiao Xiang is the damn kiss. My man! Tell me, what the hell is he thinking! I'm mad at me!"

Huoyun, the three of them are not funny, they think that the eldest girl who is the most insensitive to love between men and women in the world is trapped by love, it is really worth watching!

Wang Shuangyan took Yan Yu's hand, and said to her with a serious face and a sincere expression: "Sleep and sleep, how do you treat our teacher Xiao's behavior of not wiping your mouth after eating? It's just to treat others in the way of others. The body, just three words!" Wang Shuangyan gave Cui Min and Huoyun a wink, and then the three of them said in a loud voice, "Fuck him!"

Yan Yu didn't take a breath to understand, and almost coughed himself into a subject of Lord Yama.

...

Huoyun said: "Sleep, I think our teacher Xiao is putting hypocritical coldness on his face and hiding the boiling sullenness in his heart, so you have to force him to submit to your lewd power, Force him to become sullen and sullen. And I think the most effective way is: break his body! Occupy his heart! Taste his flesh! Ruin his spirit!"

Cui Min said: "Sleep and sleep, I think our teacher Xiao is a dead duck with a tough mouth. To deal with a male silver like him, you have to come to the overlord and take the bow. Once you take possession of him violently, he will be stubborn from now on. I have become nothing but wanting to follow you with all my heart!"

Wang Shuangyan said: "Sleep, the key reason for his wrongdoing is that he hasn't handed over his body to you. Man, you will never forget the first woman who gave him silver! So Sleep, Go boldly and go to him! After you have eaten him, when you are calmly buttoning your bra straps and ready to spill it, you will inadvertently glance at him and find that we have lost The innocent teacher Xiao is pulling the sheets and crying sadly, and you, at this time, just say to him with a smile: 'Beautiful man, don't cry. In the future, Grandma Yan will definitely reward you with a name!' I dare say that Teacher Xiao will immediately drop the sheets and crawl beside your feet to beg you and say: "Grandma Yan! You must treat Xiao Xiangxiang." Be responsible! Since my little Xiangxiang has already been sucked by you, then my little Xiangxiang is yours in this life and this life is your ghost. It is better to kneel and hug your thigh when I die!'"

Huoyun and Cui Min said next to each other, "Yes, yes! Go to sleep! Take out the weight of your grandmother, go, go and fuck him hard!"

Yan Yu asked Wang Shuangyan dumbfounded: "It's okay to fuck him, but you answer me a question first, what is 'my little Xiangxiang was sucked by you'? Also, I want to fuck him, how many points in total? step?"

The three lewd women wailed and twitched together!

Huo Yun asked in a throbbing blood: "Fool Yan, you said, you have learned what you have learned from your "Li Yanhe Talks about Sex", your golden key to explore the secrets of human beings!"

Yan Yu said: "Ah, don't you just look at it and fall asleep? Don't look at it. I've been watching it for half a year. Actually, I'm still on the second page of the catalog."

The three lewd women sang in unison: "Yan Yu! Go to hell!" Then fell to the ground and twitched, twitched, twitched...

...

The three lewd women have written a set of self-study courses for Yan Yu about "getting on him".

The first step: lock the door and close the window, make sure that no one is listening to the room outside the door, and make sure that no one in the room is holding a DV to hide;

The second step: strip the beautiful man without saying a word, strip it, strip it!

Step 3: Overwhelm on the Bed!

the fourth step:……

Step 5: Buckle the bra straps and prepare to leave the bedroom in style.

After getting the self-study tutorial, Yan Yu asked, "What does the ellipsis stand for?"

"Represents the movement between being overwhelmed behind the bed and strapping on your bra and ready to leave the bedroom in style," said the three banshees.

Yan Yu asked nervously, "What kind of activity is that?"

The three banshees said, "It's a connection between limbs."

Yan Yu asked frantically, "How to connect!"