All normal creatures in the world collapsed at this moment.

Except for Xiao Xiang. He is very abnormal. He is precocious and early in love.

So Comrade Xiao Xiang did not collapse. Even, he was a little elated, thinking with the frightening singing in his heart: My daughter-in-law, I won't suffer from marrying her! Not to mention giving birth to a baby, but also exorcising ghosts and evil spirits!

Chapter 20 Going Home Together (Pseudo Update-V Announcement)

Yan Yu put on the new little top that Xiao Xiang bought for her, and before she could button up the buttons neatly, she happily rushed to the mirror and said with a smile, "Xiao Xiangxiang, look, I wear this dress. How beautiful!"

Xiao Xiang walked to the mirror and buttoned Yan Yu's cufflinks while urging her: "Small stinky, don't take pictures, hurry up, you will be late later!"

Yan Yu Pippi pretended not to hear Xiao Xiang's words. Anyway, since he was a child, this guy took it as his pleasure not to give her a good face. She thinks, Xiao Xiangxiang is a paper tiger, and he usually loves to treat her fiercely. However, when Xiao Xiangxiang was with her, he became so real and gentle that he was speechless. For example, yesterday, he even called her baby!

When the word "baby" was mentioned, a small light flashed in Yan Yu's mind. She felt as if she had forgotten something before the word "baby". Yan Yu followed the sound of Xiao Xiang calling it "baby" and thought back hard, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something must have happened a little in front of "baby".

Xiao Xiang finished buttoning Yan Yu, and found that Yan Yu, who was smiling, suddenly became stunned. Xiao Xiang pinched Yan Yu's nose and said, "Go back to your soul, it's time to set off." Then he took his little silly girl to the door. As soon as he arrived at the door, Yan Yu grabbed Xiao Xiang's arm like a corpse, his eyes were curved and bright, and he asked Xiao Xiang with a sweet smile on his face: "Xiao Xiangxiang, I Ask you, yesterday, did you say, I am not your girlfriend, I am your daughter-in-law!"

Xiao Xiang looked at Yan Yu's little virtue as if he was about to fly with joy, and his heart was swelled and warmed by the satisfaction of happiness.

At this moment, Xiao Xiang was no longer reluctant to say "I'm not familiar with you" to make Xiao Yanzi Duzui unhappy. The corners of Xiao Xiang's mouth twitched into a very charming angle, and he said to Yan Yu with a gentle smile, "Silly!"

Yan Yu laughed happily, and said naively, "It's okay, it's okay! I finally have an explanation with the three of them when I go back. Although I didn't make a big attack this time, I was promoted to daughter-in-law directly by leaps and bounds, haha. Ha ha!"

At this moment, Xiao Xiang extremely regretted that he didn't throw the word "unfamiliar" to the silly girl in front of him just now.

Intuit can drive people crazy!

Xiao Xiang poked Yan Yu's forehead lightly with his index finger and said, "I really want to know what you pretend to be here every day, how can you treat people like this!"

Xiao Xiang pulled Yan Yu out the door. When he locked the door, Yan Yu stood behind him and waited obediently.

After locking the door, Yan Yu stretched out his small hand and took the initiative to hold Xiao Xiang's big hand, and then said to him with a bright smile: "I think about you every day except my parents!"

Xiao Xiang's little heart was disturbed by Yan Yu's sudden and rough confession, and the blood supply was immediately insufficient.

Xiao Xiang's heart was agitated as if a hundred pots of boiling water had been boiled at the same time, none of them had time to turn off the fire, and none of them kept boiling hot bubbles from the mouth of the pot.

Xiao Xiang placed a lingering kiss on the cheek of the speech, and then said to Yan Yu with a smile on his face: "Silly!"

...

Yan Yu blinked his eyes and reacted for a long time, and shouted at Xiao Xiang's back, who had walked two steps away: "You are stupid! You are the stupidest! You are stupid when you were young! You are stupid now! You can be even more stupid in the future!"

Xiao Xiang turned around, pretended to be serious and said to Yan Yu, "Who do you think we are stupid! Have you ever said that to your family!"

Yan Yu shrank his neck and muttered in a low voice: "Didn't you say it first, you're so careful, you can say it yourself, others say it, you are still a man, and others are still women..."

Xiao Xiang looked at Yan Yu's timid sample, he couldn't hold back any longer, he laughed while pinching Yan Yu's face and said, "My daughter-in-law is really stupid! In the future, my son has to follow me. He's fucking stupid!"

Yan Yu grabbed Xiao Xiang's paws and said disapprovingly, "Hey, why don't you just follow you? It's better to replace the child with a smart mother!"

Xiao Xiangqiang held back a big laugh and said seriously: "Okay! Very good! Very wise!"

Yan Yu felt that these words were very familiar at first, but after thinking about it carefully, he was dizzy, and he pushed himself into the stupid pit again!

...

When Yan Yu returned to the dormitory, the three lewd women were all there. When the three of them saw Yan Yu wearing new clothes and pushing the door in a radiant manner, they immediately swarmed up, and Huoyun was the first to speak as usual. She asked Yan Yu with a face: "Sleep, our handsome teacher Xiao, can you practice boy's kung fu from last night?"

Yan Yu pushed the Fire Silver Demon away, and said gruffly, like a cloud of fire on his face, "Go, go! Don't ask about the adults, you will know when you grow up. It's gone!"

When the three lewd women heard Yan Yu's words, they were all furious. Cui Min slapped the table and said loudly, "Yan Dagong, Yan Dagong, you are too ungrateful to cross the river and demolish the bridge, and the six relatives do not recognize the heart and the heart! The three of us have taught you, a sexual idiot, what to do and how to do it. Take you like this, you don't want chopsticks after eating meat in your mouth!"

Wang Shuangyan picked up a quick-worn rag from the table and pretended to fuck her tears. It’s snowing heavily! It’s not Yan Yu who throws rocks and smashes good people in August! God won’t open up his myopia! You can see who you should hit with your aim before you leave!”

Huoyun relentlessly bullied Yan Yu's side again, grabbed Yan Yu with a mysterious face and said, "Don't worry about those two madmen, I remembered something after your expedition yesterday, we forgot to write one in your self-study course. A very important point of knowledge is: what kind of condom should you use before going up; otherwise, you need to take what kind of medicine after going up. Let me ask you, go up, what kind of condom do you use?"

Yan Yu asked blankly: "What's the trick? What's the medicine? What are you talking about? What is that?"

Huoyun slapped his thigh and shouted loudly: "You fool, you can't understand anything, I have to say, before today you were the most ignorant virgin, after yesterday you were the most stupid woman! Willing to be a mother immediately after just one night of passion!"

Yan Yu reacted after hearing this, and then slapped his thigh and shouted loudly, "Damn it! It's not good to be a mother so quickly, I haven't made a big attack yet!"

After listening to Yan Yu's words, the three lewd women began to practice convulsions in a uniform manner.

...

In the whole day, Yan Yu did two things. First, she spent a whole sunny morning teaching herself a lot of physiology on the Internet. For example, which days are the ovulation period, and which days are the safe periods? If you want a child, you should be on the ovulation period, and if you don’t want a child, you should be on the safe period. After Yan Yu figured out these knowledge points, she took out a pen and paper to make calculations, and finally came to a conclusion about whether yesterday was her safe period or ovulation period, with sweat beads all over her forehead: can not confirm.

When Yan Yu was wiping his sweat, he thought very thoughtfully: It would be good to have known that this result would not waste the idle energy that morning.

Then Yan Yu spent a whole afternoon that the sun was still bright and painstakingly consulted a lot of knowledge about attacking and receiving fork skills. For the first time, Yan Yu understood that what attacking and receiving are all techniques used by danmei people. She is a good pure female silver with Tianshui Curtain Cave. In fact, there is no need to insist on going. Do a big attack. In other words, even if she succeeded in riding her lover in a majestic posture, it didn't mean that she was a big attacker who could take advantage. Yan Yu felt that he seemed to have been seriously fooled by the three erotic female monsters. The attack and defense theory of the three fairies was obviously caused by the madness of their sexual nerves.

When Yan Yu blinked his sour eyes and turned off the computer and was about to throw himself on the bed, the phone began to sing.

Yan Yu picked up the phone, and her Xiao Lang said to her warmly over the phone, "I'm off work. You pack up, I'll wait for you to go home with me."

Yan Yu blinked and said in confusion, "Go home? Why? It's too sudden. Can I buy a seat by buying a train ticket now?"

Any normal person will collapse. Mr. Xiao, no, he is a ravager and a ravager. Xiang Xianglang of classmate Yan Yu, after hearing Yan Yu Zhiren's answer, not only jumped and kicked the door helplessly, but laughed happily and said to his silly daughter-in-law, "Silly Like! I'm talking about the two of us going back to my apartment together, not our hometown."

Yan Yu's face turned red all of a sudden, and said something greasy and crooked: "Then, it's my turn today!"

Chapter 21 A Gift from the Prospective Mother-in-law

When Yan Yu was walking to the school gate, he suddenly thought of a question, that is, her parents and her mother didn't know about the fact that she had changed from a yellow flower girl to a little daughter-in-law. This is a big deal, and it must be told to the parents.

So Yan Yu walked towards the school gate with ease, while dialing the number of his clinic. As soon as the phone was connected, the voices of Yan's father and mother's thick and thin at the same time broke out with a huge happy cry: "Baby! Dad/Mom misses you so much! Let's see you!"

Yan's father and mother's greatest expectation and pleasure in the past three or four years is to get the approval of the precious girl to let them go to the capital to see her. Of course, Yan Yu also likes Mom and Dad to come, but the point is, what makes Yan Yu’s head hurt is that Yan’s Dad and Yan’s Mom really came to “see” Yan Yu. Two small cheeks, wiped the baby's little hands twice, and then, decisively, resolutely, and returned home without hesitation.

If you don't stay overnight, you don't stay overnight for anything; if you don't stay overnight, you don't stay overnight in anything.

Dad Yan said, "There's still a lot of business at home. What can I do to support you if I'm not in business!"

Yan's mother said: "Baby be good, if mother comes often in the future, you will get it!"

Yan Yu cried and said, "Do you two know what you are called? Two words: toss! Another two words: trouble! The last two words: Don't come again!" Zhu Yanyu's little hand said: "Baby, it's uncomfortable for us not to talk about something in our hearts, you let us talk about it. Regarding the matter of you saying 'the last two words: don't come again', I It's hard for the two of you! It's not two words, it's five words, girl!"

With such unreliable parents, it is no wonder that there are such silly girls as Yan Yu.