It's ten days to knit a sweater, I think you're pretty good as long as you can knit a sweater collar! "

Yan Yu answered Huo Yun with a very serious look: "Da Shou, you are wrong, I will definitely be ahead of this progress. Because, what I plan to knit is a sweater with a wooden collar. Thank you!"

Cui Min then said: "Sleep, not everything in the world is beautiful, you have to take into account the natural factors of your own stupidity, maybe someone else is hysterical, and you can't sprint for ten days without eating. Sleeping, plus her boyfriend's innate condition is predominant, long, thin and small, maybe such a woman has the hope of knitting a beautiful sweater within ten days; but you are not cymbidium, You are a master who has no heart at all, let alone knitting a sweater in ten days, if you can understand the needle in ten days, you have already exceeded the limit of human imagination."

Yan Yu can understand, the meaning of the three fairies is: it takes ten days to knit a sweater, if others can't knit it, you can't; if others can knit it, you still can't!

Yan Yu thought for a while and then asked: "You said, if you can't knit a sweater, then in these ten days, should I be able to knit into something?"

Huoyun seemed to think about it very seriously, and then said: "Scarf? I don't know very well, I have never woven such a simple thing."

Yan Yu asked in surprise, "You can weave too loudly?"

Huoyun continued calmly: "...and I have never woven more complicated things."

Yan Yu took off a shoe from his feet and flew over to Huoyun without thinking about it.

Yan Yu turned his expectant gaze towards Cui Min with one bare foot. Cui Min replied seriously: "Why don't you knit a mask? The scarf is too long, and it's used to cover your face anyway. The mask can be woven better."

Yan Yu asked in surprise for the second time: "Are masks also made of wool?"

Cui Min replied calmly: "No. But Yan Forrest, apart from a mask, I really don't know what else I can use to accurately locate your limited ability and wisdom."

Yan Yushun took off the other shoe very neatly on his feet, and "whoosh" ran over to Cui Min's face.

Yan Yu stood on the stool and pinned all his last hopes on the weaving king, the reincarnated spider spirit of Pansi Cave.

Yan Yu asked Wang Shuangyan with infinite emotion: "Sister Yan, you and my sister have a real answer. How can I weave something in ten days?"

Wang Shuangyan's head was not willing to lift the nest on her bed and threw out two words: "Shoelaces."

Yan Yu took off his socks this time.

...

Yan Yu later decided to weave a scarf.

Yan Yu first went out and bought the thread, and then stayed in the dormitory and asked Wang Shuangyan to teach her the easiest way to knit.

Seeing Yan Yu incarnate as a Weaver Girl, the three erotic women thought with infinite emotion, the power of love is really great! In their impression, comrade Yanshenshou was a little more honest except when she fell asleep on the bed (then she could barely be considered honest by ignoring her unconscious gestures in her sleep), and they never saw her the rest of the time. can sit all afternoon and only concentrate on one thing.

Huoyun felt that the eighth wonder of the world had occurred, and she decided to interview the creator of the miracle.

Huoyun asked Yanyu: "Sleep, what does love feel like?"

Yan Yu replied happily while weaving: "The taste of love is the smell of the toilet! There is someone who can squat with you, squat with you, boil with you, and stick with you until you are old!"

Huoyun said the word "dirty" affectionately and fiercely returned Yan Yu's shoe to her.

Cui Min pouted and said, "This female silver who is in love can be disgusting! It really makes people more and more unbearable. Let's just say that my sister didn't like to wash her hands before, but she won't make a bad stomach. If the word is so naked, it should be called diarrhea!" Cui Min said with emotion, and then asked: "I'll ask you if you are in your house, do you do your housework well or not? How about your cooking skills? Is it reasonable enough? Are you not caring enough for your man? Is your work in bed enough to stabilize your heart?"

Yan Yu asked Cui Daruren to ask the last question and almost broke the bamboo needle in his hand! Yan Yu raised his head and squinted his eyes and replied to Cui Min, "He does the housework for me, good; he does the meals for me, very good; we do it together on the bed, very good!"

Cui Min said the word "dirty" affectionately, and violently returned Yan Yu's other shoe to her.

Wang Shuangyan finally made a concluding speech. She said to Yan Yu: "Sleep and sleep, don't think that as soon as you sell a scarf that flaunts your low-level IQ, you can get our best teacher Xiao to serve you as a family slave for a lifetime without any regrets. Bed slave! As a female silver, do you know what the vocation of female silver is?"

Yan Yu replied earnestly: "Sleep with your husband, give birth to a baby, breastfeed the baby, and raise the baby."

Wang Shuangyan said the word "beast" affectionately and fiercely returned Yan Yu's socks to her.

Wang Shuangyan calmed down, stabilized her emotions, and then taught Yan Yu: "Sleep, you must listen carefully to my sincere words. Listen, let me tell you what is the best female silver. If you want to become a top-quality female silver, you must do the following four points: go to bed and be a female silver devil who will erode your soul, get out of bed and be a tireless housewife, and be a well-known lady in front of the hall. , The kitchen is a good model worker who cooks delicious food. Can you understand?"

Yan Yu said with a smile on his face: "What you said happened to be done by Mr. Xiao in my house. He did a good job, I am very satisfied!"

Wang Shuangyan stared blankly at Yan Yu's poignant smile, and said a sentence with a dead face: "The world has been turned upside down, bread and fresh milk eat me every morning, people are starting to bite dogs everywhere on the street, Yan Yu, you It's also cow dung inserted into flowers!"

...

Yan Yu went home in the evening, thought about what the three fairies said during the day, and decided to try to make herself the best female silver.

So when Xiao Xiang was cleaning up the house, Yan Yu followed behind Teacher Xiao's buttocks. Xiao Xiang stretched out his hand and pulled Xiao Yanzi aside and said, "Go, don't make trouble, watch TV first, don't worry, I'll accompany you as soon as I get it done."

Then when Xiao Xiang was cooking, Yan Yu also stood beside him and helped the oil and salt to tinker. Xiao Xiang stretched out his hand and pulled Xiao Yanzi aside again and said, "Go, go into the room and wait. I know you're hungry, you can eat right away. Don't worry." Xiao Xianfu thought Yan Yu was hungry and was anxious to eat.

And then it was time to go to bed, when Yan Feather was frantically unbuttoning Xiao Xiang and pulling the belt, Xiao Xianfu finally realized that something was wrong with his girl today.

Xiao Xiang held down Yan Yu's busy little hands and paws and asked her: "Baby, you seem to be a little off today, you are behaving abnormally, what's the matter? Come and report your personal thoughts to Teacher Xiao before going to bed. "

Yan Yu repeated the words of the three goblins vividly, and then said to Xiao Xiang, "That's right, I don't do anything in our house, like a rice bug, I don't contribute anything to life. No, no, it will be from tomorrow. Let me cook, do the laundry, clean up the house and serve my lover! I have to let you know that I am the best!"

Xiao Xiang pinched Yan Yu's face and said dotingly: "Stupid! Your master Xiang should be willing to serve Xiao Yanzi's life! You don't need to do that housekeeper and good model worker. Now, let me Teacher Xiao, check how you have done the female silver devil!"

After Xiao Yanzi heard Xiao Xiangxiang's sentence, "Your master Xiang should be willing to serve Xiao Yanzi's life", he felt so sweet in his heart. A belly full of worm teeth came out!

Yan Yu smiled like a blossoming steamed bun on his face, and then, softly, softly, and tenderly, he said to Teacher Xiao, who was ready to go like an arrow, and everything was ready and only owed to the base: "Xiao Xiangxiang, my aunt seems to be here again!"

Chapter 28 Agree to accompany Huoyun to the interview

In order to surprise her Xiang Langlang, Yan Yu asked her to weave a scarf, which is more secretive than a spy, and more underground than an intelligence agent.

She followed Xiao Xiang to school on time every morning. She clearly told Mr. Xiao that she was going to the library to get papers, but she turned around in a hurry and went back to the dormitory to thread needles and become a weaver girl. When Teacher Xiao got off work, she also finished work on time—Yan Yu actually created a miracle that could be called a red rain in the world—she knew that Lin had to clean up the woolen foam on her body before leaving the dormitory before leaving.

And whenever Teacher Xiao asked her, "How did the paper go today? Have the tasks left for me been reduced?"

= Qi = At ​​this time, Yan Yu will always answer Teacher Xiao's question with a variety of expressions.

=Book = Or say affectionately: "Xiao Xiangxiang, you are so handsome today!"

=Net= or said helplessly: "I'm stupid! I can still do it, I can't do it, I can't; I've made as much as I've made, and I'll keep what I keep for you. Those quantities..."

Or pretend to be silly and say, "Xiao Xiangxiang, look at you, there are planes in the sky!"

The rogue said, "No! I've decided, and I'll keep the rest for you!"

Yan Yu is very stupid to say that she is stupid. She lives so pure and depends on her luck, and she is not taken away by the two impermanence brothers who are myopic and presbyopic. But this little Yanzi wants to say that she is stupid. A burst of energy came up. For example, she understood one thing, that is, no matter how she can torment people, Xiao Xiangxiang of her family will not talk about her; no matter what she says or does, Xiao Xiangxiang can always die. I'm used to her, love it!

...

When Yan Yu was madly weaving the century scarf in the dormitory, Huoyun rushed in from the door of the dormitory like a derailed locomotive... rushing towards Yan Yu... It was too violent and did not stop and rushed over... lying on the windowsill stop on.

Huoyun walked back to Yan Yu from the window sill while breathing heavily and said, "Sleep and sleep, I beg you, you can say yes or no! Let's continue our relationship! If we don't make a deal! Hurry up and make it happen! Hurry up! Say it! Say it!"

Yan Yu made Huoyun's loud voice so loud that his ears were almost buzzing. In order to block Huoyun's high-frequency oscillating vocal cords, Yan Yu hurriedly nodded his head like a woodpecker knocking on a tree and said, "It's done! It's done! I'll sell it! You shut your mouth first and don't say anything. It's all done. !"

As soon as Huoyun heard Yan Yu agreed, he immediately smiled softly and flatteringly, then leaned over to Yan Yu's leg and said with a smile like a little Haba Wangcai: "Sister, you are so beautiful!