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Chapter 27
Sister, you are so ingenious! Sister, you are so kind and gentle! Sister, calm down, I just complimented a few words and you were so excited that you lost your needle, can you still make a little progress, you idiot and ugly... ah! Sister, I was wrong! I was just talking about myself! Sister, it is like this, you are indeed good-looking, ingenious, virtuous and gentle, really! Lie to you, I'm a lunatic from Mars just like you! Sister, accompany me to the interview this afternoon Okay, sister, come with me, please, sister, did you promise me, sister..."
Yan Yu patted Huo Yun on the back to help her follow the tone that she almost missed, and said, "Da Shou, are you applying for a job in the underwater world? This lung capacity is absolutely incredible! A trachea is installed in the chest to pump the bicycle. It's like a child. If I don't throw you into the sea and go to work, I feel sorry for your innate natural condition!"
Huoyun gasped and asked, "Did you promise!"
Yan Yu glanced at Huoyun impatiently and said, "You kid, when did you become more naughty than our high school head teacher! Go! But I can tell you, I'm going with my knitting project. Time is pressing, and I have to strive to make every day that I can't waste not wasted. Well, if you think it's ashamed, I won't go. "
Huoyun nodded quickly and said, "Take it! Take it! This can be taken! As long as you are willing to accompany me, let alone your project, you are taking your adulterer and your adulterer's prostitute, etc. Nothing to say, let's all go together!"
Yan Yu followed Huoyun's words and thought: My adulterer's whore? Isn't that still me! Like several people said, cut!
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Yan Yu asked what company Huoyun was interviewing with, and Huoyun said, "It's a very good listed company! It specializes in sales, R&D, export, etc., and so on."
Yan Yu wanted to take off his shoes again. She thinks that more than half of the Niucha companies in the country can use these few generalizations to make generalizations.
Yan Yu asked Huoyun again, what position to interview for. Huoyun said: "It's a position I'm very fascinated by! Clerk, secretary, sales, administrative assistant, translator!"
Yan Yu didn't want to go with this girl. Not reliable. Comrade Huo Dasheng basically talked about all the jobs that female humans are good at doing. It is also worth mentioning that the most important translation job they should do after graduating from their majors, Huoyun wisely ranked it last. This kid's four years of college are not worth it! I still haven't forgotten that I can do translations! Her parents can be content!
Yan Yu asked Huoyun what are you nervous about, isn't it just an interview; what are you so silly about, isn't it a listed company?
Huoyun said: "A woman raised by a man, you know what it means to have a hard life! I am nervous because the treatment given by this company is so good! But the manager, the central character who is interviewing for us, looks so serious and scary. Now, I am worried that I will not perform well when I see him. As for silly music, Gaga, why do I worry that I will not perform well, because in front of beauty, who doesn't have a heart that doesn't tremble? Who doesn't have a bowel movement? My saliva doesn't flow! Ah! Why are you hitting me!"
Yan Yu felt that he was about to collapse. She ordered Huoyun to talk about the key points, not to go around the erotic circle about a stranger she didn't know.
Huoyun then said sternly: "Sister Sleepy, I'm serious, you can try it too, they are recruiting for several positions. You have nothing to do anyway, just go blind and kill the mouse, in case During the interview, you can't decide which manager is a high-ranking official or something, and he can accidentally become a dead mouse like you on the spot, so don't you just pick it up. Let me tell you, the main interviewer , it's really delicious! I saw it when I went to the company this morning to collect the wind in person. It's so manly! I can't help this innocent sister who has always been fascinated by Zhengtai's little brother. I fell in love with a masculine handsome man like him! Sleepy, you know what? The moment I saw him, he made me think, I've grown up!"
Yan Yu couldn't bear to say anything. Take off your shoes. Skip! Work hard!
The Lord of such a disgusting person, can pia die one less, and end up clean!
Chapter 29 Being interviewed and admitted
In front of him, it should be a bright and colorful picture: a building with bright and clean windows, handsome men in suits and white-collar beauties coming and going, the busy rhythm of phone calls one after another, and many young and dignified young girls who come to interview... And the wonderful girl Comrade Yan Yu who seriously damaged the beautiful picture.
From the back, this girl should also look quite in the picture, with long hair and a shawl, sitting quietly, slender and quiet. But there is a wall behind Yan Yu, so no one can go behind her and give himself a chance to make a wrong sensory judgment.
And this little girl looked at it from the front and was not cured. A song can accurately describe Huoyun's troubled state of mind at the moment:
Ali, Alibaba, Alibaba is a troublesome young man...
Yes, this girl is so annoying! Huoyun thought that Yan Yu was just talking, but she didn't expect Yan Xiaoniu to be pure, thorough, sincere, and soul-stirring. She really did what she said. In the vast sea of ββpeople waiting for the interview, this fellow was just like herself. She was as calm as the old forest in the deep mountains, and she didn't pay attention to the weird look in her eyes that looked like a madman from Mars, so she sat there with her head lowered, waving her two little arms back and forth, knitting, knitting, and knitting...
You Yanyu accompanied Huoyun to the interview, and Huoyun felt that he was really not nervous at all. She just felt ashamed! Huoyun squeezed and quietly moved away from where Yan Yu was sitting... He just wanted to pretend that he didn't know her at all. Seeing that he could successfully vacate a place to sit for another person, Yan Yu suddenly raised his head and said to Huoyun, "Why are you so far away from me? Don't be afraid to sit here and separate us later!"
Huoyun sat back to Yan Yu's side with tears in his eyes, and full of heart he cried out, God, Earth, and my mother!
People in the audience, who wouldn't look here at this moment! Huoyun really hates how she can let Yan Yu come to accompany her for the interview when she is so smart and confused! Let her accompany her so that she can bring her tattered woolen ball with her!
When Huoyun was sighing, he heard a little restless sound from the crowd waiting for the interview. Huoyun stretched his neck and looked at it, the tears in his eyes disappeared immediately, and they all changed to a hungry light of green tiles!
The main examiners of the interview are here, and the first to walk in the first place is the handsome man who is in the main interview!
Huoyun excitedly pushed and pulled Yan Yu's arm and kept saying, "Sleep and sleep, see if you're handsome or not!"
Yan Yu let Huoyun push and pull with great momentum and accidentally dropped several stitches all at once. Yan Yu was so angry that she raised her hand to the top of Huoyun's head and slapped her down. , give me several stitches, and you will pay me!"
Huoyun covered his head, his face flushed red and he said nothing. Yan Yu was also lacking in heart, so she only cared about the few needles she lost. She didn't even notice that there was no sound in the audience at the moment, and they were all staring at her.
Seeing that the top of Huoyun's head was so tightly covered that she couldn't hit it, Yan Yu simply stretched out a finger to Xifeng, and poked Huoyun's forehead in a sly manner, saying, "You unlucky child! I have to work in vain this afternoon, and I will make up all of it this morning!"
Huoyun's face was red, as if he had lost his mind when he practiced some martial arts secrets, and he could see the white hot exhalation from steaming steamed buns all over his body.
Yan Yu looked at the half-cooked state of Huoyun, and began to realize that the atmosphere at the moment seemed not right. She slowly turned her head and looked to the side. Then when he looked up, he let out a dull cry of "Er!" and leaned back, not a little surprised!
Yan Yu gave a trembling smile and said tremblingly to the person who was condescendingly looking at her: "Big... Big brother, it's a coincidence that I can meet you here too! Well, I'm here for an interview! No , I'm here for an interview with my classmates! No! Hey, I don't know what to say! Anyway, thank you for the popcorn last time! Hahahaha!"
The eldest brother who was looking down at her couldn't hold back, and snorted again.
It didn't matter what he said, he surprised everyone who was walking behind him. You must know that the general manager is a famous stone carving man during working hours!
The elder brother stretched out a hand and pointed along Yan Yu, and then said calmly to a person behind him who looked like a secretary: "Let's start the interview with her!"
The eldest brother led many followers into the conference room.
The secretary made a classic messenger style - holding the glasses in one hand and a folder in the other, and said to Yan Yu with a blank face, "Come in with me."
Yan Yu stared blankly at his nose, at a loss. She does not want to find a job, her family Xiao Xiangxiang said, raise her! Her only grand goal and devout wish now is to concentrate on being a Weaver Girl and devote herself to the scarf!
Huo Yun looked at Yan Yu's stupid and stupid look and wished to chop her to pieces and rearrange it to form a new Yan Yu, hoping that the new one would not be as careless as the current one. Huoyun pushed Yan Yu and said, "Come on! Waiting for the rain to lie on the window and tell people to put away your clothes, why!"
Yan Yu stood up and followed the secretary to the conference room while not forgetting to turn around and instruct Huoyun, "Help me take care of my little towel!
Under the gazes of thousands of eyes, whether jealous, puzzled, or contemptuous, Huoyun fiercely slapped Yan Yu's little scarf with shame and anger and said, "It's all your fault. good!"
Another Martian neurosis is born...
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Yan Yu approached the conference room to see, oh, good guy, this is an interview, this is simply three trials!
Yan Yu walked to the chair in the middle of the room, pointed at the chair, raised his head and asked the secretary, "Is this for me? Well, then I'll sit down! Ah, no, I forgot to say hello." Then Yan Yu was in When I was about to sit down, I quickly stood at attention, and then said seriously again: "Good afternoon, leaders, my name is Yan Yu. This eldest brother asked me to come for the interview first."
Everyone has different thoughts, thinking to themselves: I think you are here to make fun and make trouble!
The secretary cleared his throat and said to Yan Yu, "Miss Yan, this is the general manager of our company, Meng Jin, not the eldest brother."
Yan Yu thief innocently "Oh!"