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Chapter 28
I sat down with a sigh, and then fixed my eyes on the big brother of the general manager sitting in the middle. I was a little surprised and uneasy... That one was a little helpless and shy... I thought that I was confused when I was in trouble and made people explode. I just ate the rice, but in the end I didn't give any money.
Yan Yumu thought that when the popcorn big brother got his suit on, he changed his body. That was also the work of an elite in the workplace. Seems pretty serious.
If Yan Yu knew that the "people" she was looking at the car window and kicked hard with her feet on the wheels of the car in front of her were also the words of the big brother in front of her, she would have to force herself to faint immediately no matter what she tried to do. fall!
General Manager Meng looked up at the secretary and said lightly, "Sit down. Start the interview."
The secretary was slightly startled, then sat down obediently. Just now, she had the feeling that when she defended the general manager, it seemed that she was not welcome by the general manager.
A person sitting next to Meng Jin was the first to ask Yan Yu, "Excuse me, is Miss Yan married? Do you have a boyfriend? How long after marriage do you plan to have children?"
When Yan Yu heard this question, he was stunned for a moment, and replied stupidly: "No, I'm not married, I'm living with my boyfriend illegally. It's okay to have a child anytime. Our company... is in a hurry. Promotion of baby products or something?"
Onlookers... No, the people in the circle who interviewed Yan Yu couldn't help but want to laugh. The secretary also felt a little embarrassed, and after coughing, he explained to Yan Yu: "That's right, our company is about to expand its business, and it will be very busy. If Miss Yan wants to have a child in a short time, it will involve maternity leave. Then we will be short of manpower. So we will give priority to those who do not plan to have children in the short term.”
Yan Yu nodded slowly, and then said sincerely: "This question may not work, everyone needs to know, you can say that you don't want children in the short term, and after you're hired, you can't stop him if you want. live."
The people watching Yan Yu were about to collapse. don't know how their Manager Meng would be interested in such a dumb stunner.
Comrade Meng Jin, who had been holding back very hard but could not laugh, was trying his best to maintain his usual cold and condensed image, suddenly raised his head and asked, "Miss Yan, what do you know about our company?"
Yan Yu was stupid. What to understand? Not at all! She wasn't the one who wanted to come for the interview!
Yan Yu replied bravely: "Well, your company is very good. It's a listed company. It's responsible for... sales! R&D! Export! Wait, work!"
Everyone had three black lines on their faces.
General Manager Meng lucked into his dantian, and forced back a thick smile and continued to ask seriously, "Then Miss Yan, which position are you interested in?"
Yan Yu didn't even think about it and replied directly: "Clerk, secretary, sales, administrative assistant, translator! These are all positions that I am very excited about!"
Everyone's face is covered with black lines!
Comrade General Manager Meng coughed slightly in pain to hide the overflowing laughter that was almost irresistible.
Meng Jin decided not to ask. If you ask again, you will definitely hurt yourself. So Meng Jin said to Yan Yu, "You start work tomorrow, report to human resources at 8:00 in the morning, and they will tell you what you are going to do after that."
The crowd was a little dizzy. The boss is not playing cards according to the rules of the cards. But this time, this girl has recruited herself. She has a boyfriend and is living together illegally. The boss isn't going to let the young people go back to being an older master, right?
Yan Yu was also a little puzzled. Is it so easy to find a job by yourself?
When Yan Yu walked out of the conference room, he thought nervously: This job is too easy, it won't be struck by lightning...
Ray didn't hit her. However, Huoyun decided to hack her.
When Huoyun knew that Yan Yu had easily let the general manager of Jipin stay, she roared in an unbelievable loud voice: "Yan sleep sleep, I'm going to hack you! The dead mouse of the gold medal, you occupied my blind cat!"
Chapter 30 Let You Do the Attack Today
After the Huoyun interview was over, it was already dark outside. Yan Yu called Xiao Xiang and told him not to go home for dinner at night, eat outside with Huoyun, and then go back to school first and then back home.
Before hanging up the phone, the virtuous and unparalleled teacher Xiao told his beloved silly daughter-in-law: "Baby, call me at the gate of the community, and I'll pick you up. It's dark there, don't come up by yourself, you know?"
So I saw classmate Yan Sleeping hang up the phone happily after finishing the three words of "do you know?", and at the same time wished that the corners of his mouth could be pulled all the way to the big ears on both sides (big ears). Northeastern culture: the root of the ear) goes down.
Huoyun felt that it was time for the earth to explode. Taking this opportunity, let's reorganize the human genes quickly, and make all smart people stupid. The reason is that now has come to the era of demons in power, and the fate of sound and good people is always much worse than that of the heartless two hundred and fifty.
Huoyun was also hired, but she didn't have Yan Yu's fate to stay at the company's headquarters. She was sent to a branch in the suburbs for an internship for a month.
Huoyun was very annoyed by this. If there was no Yan Yu for comparison, this night would have been a happy moonlit night with stars and beauty without sleep! However, Yan Yu's special experience happened to irritate her first, so she felt that this chaotic night was not good at all! This chaotic night definitely didn't belong to her, but to an idiot named Yan Yu.
Huoyun said to Yan Yu with a face full of pain: "Sleep, I will give you a question to test whether you have the general IQ of a normal person. If I, in such a foggy night, persistently look up at the starry sky— - Originally, this star is squinting under the fog, and we can't see it flickering; but even so, I still persistently raised my head to look at the starry sky, and I was able to see the twinkling of light. I ask you, why is this!"
Yan Yu thought about it seriously and said, "Looking at the effort, the fog will dissipate."
Huoyun's face was full of disdain, and he squinted at Yan Yu and said: "With your IQ, why is it you who stayed in the heartland, and I was stationed in the frontier! Sister, you opened your eyes wide and looked up. Look, the fog is gone? Is it gone? Not at all! I'll tell you why I can see the twinkle, it's because my eyes are filled with tears of sadness and despair! That's mine Tears are shining! That's because I'm dejected and hurt. I'm useless, and now fools are favored! Sigh! Sigh!"
Yan Yu generously patted Huoyun on the back to comfort her and said, "Da Shou, don't get mad. In fact, my IQ has nothing to do with being hired. The key reason is that this eldest brother and I have known each other long ago."
Hearing this, Huoyun felt that there was something wrong with him. It feels like saying, "I know Leader Hu and we both know him. I know him on TV every day." But Leader Hu doesn't know you!
Huoyun asked Yanyu angrily: "Then how did you two know each other?"
Yan Yu replied solemnly, "I met him while watching a movie. He even invited me to eat a bucket of popcorn."
Huoyun's mouth opened wide, and he grabbed Yan Yu's hand and shouted excitedly: "Sleep, I underestimate you! I always thought you were slow, stubborn, and did not understand the relationship between men and women, gender concepts and sexuality. Ambiguous concept, showing a rudimentary idiot-like indifference to sex life! I know now that I was wrong! I underestimated you! Sleepy, you finally have the awareness to develop adultery! The progress of human civilization has been slowed down because of the lack of you. It's time to move up a notch!"
Yan Yu looked at Huoyun inexplicably, and said to her with an inexplicable face: "Dasheng, what are you talking about in such a mess? What kind of adultery is it? I didn't watch the movie with my big brother and the two of us. Your teacher Xiao was at that time. It's here, what nonsense are you talking about!"
The fire cloud jumped up and down, and then roared loudly: "My God! Direct 3P! Sleepy, you are a role model, you are a role model! This progress is too great! It's too exciting and too impulsive, I have to digest it. Digestion!"
Yan Yu slapped Huoyun on the head, scolded her and said, "I said, why is everything in your head full of dross! All knowledge should be stored in your large intestine! I ask you, and you will answer me seriously. , you say, what is 3P!"
Huoyun wants to collapse. This sturdy girl doesn't even know what 3P is, so she dares to arbitrarily determine that what she said is not good and dross, she is really brave and knowledgeable!
With an ambiguous and dirty smile on her face, Huo Yun shouted loudly, "The so-called 3P..." While she was explaining in detail what 3P is to the pure and stupid classmate Yan Yu, there was a dark shadow looming at the school gate not far ahead. Start slowly approaching.
The distance between the erratic figure and the two of them shortened a little bit in the fog: there are still ten meters...and seven meters...and five meters...and three meters...and one meter...with Yan Yu There is a zero meter state between them.
This is purely a live-action countdown limited film.
It turned out that it was the outstanding young teacher Xiao from the family who appeared in front of the two big girls at the gate of the school like a god of war in a foggy night. Huoyun looked embarrassed. Her pronunciation of the "so-called 3P" P word just now made her bite it so crisply and loudly. She told her gnawed buttocks with her fine teeth that she was beautiful, gentle and elegant, Teacher Xiao. You must have heard her wretched nonsense! Sweat profusely!
When Yan Yu was first pulled into his arms by Xiao Xiang, his whole body was still in a state of slight detachment and dementia due to the sudden surprise of his lover. It wasn't until Xiao Xiang whispered to her, "Baby, it's foggy, is it cold? Come and put on this coat", Yan Yu didn't realize that her virtuous husband brought his coat ahead of time because he was afraid of her cold. Several progresses in the community went straight to the school to pick her up!
Yan Yu smiled so sweetly and softly, and while cooperating with his jacket on, he released a small radio wave to Xiao Xiang and said, "Xiao Xiangxiang, you are so beautiful!"
After Huoyun heard and heard the nausea and tiredness of the two of them, he couldn't stand it and screamed: "Oh, mother!"
After Yan Yu heard such a pig-killing cry that destroyed the harmonious atmosphere, Yan Yu turned his head fiercely and asked Huoyun, "What's the matter!"
Huoyun cooperated timidly and replied: "Stomach pain!"
Yan Sleeping yelled, "Hold on!"
The teacher Xiao next to him snorted and said to the two of them: "Okay, don't be poor, you two should go back to each place to have a good rest. Oh, by the way, Huoyun, if Yan Yu will attack with a few p and p in the future. If you know more about the weak and the like, I will write a sentence on your graduation evaluation with Cui Min and Wang Shuangyan, saying that the three of you admire most celebrities at home and abroad are Helen and Li Yinhe."