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    Xiao Xiang gasped heavily, kissed Yan Yu's lips, and said to his baby in a hoarse and low voice, "Baby! I love you! Baby! Husband loves you!"

    Yan Yu stretched out his arms and wrapped tightly around Xiao Xiang's neck, while bearing his speed and strength, while kissing passionately, he softly called out to the man who caressed her affectionately: "Husband!" Between love. What is desire, why can't people stop? Xiao Xiangxiang let Xiao Yanzi's "husband", who has been sticking to his heart, scream, like a chicken blood, unstoppable, full of excitement and impulses intertwined and finally turned into a struggle. At the extreme point of speed and strength, Xiao Xiang turned his full of love into a strong and scalding heat flow into the body of his beloved baby. At that moment of spraying—she screamed tenderly: Husband; he whispered softly: Baby! I love you!

    After the fierce storm, Yan Yu fell lazily into Xiao Xiang's arms, Xiao Xiang fondly hugged his little Yanzi, and his face was full of I love you, love, love, and love. The two were so tired and crooked that they were like conjoined twins growing together, and neither of them could bear to leave the other for a little bit. Suddenly, Yan Yu's phone vibrated wildly on the bedside table. Xiao Xiang picked up the phone and took a look, it was Meng Jin who called.

    There was a faint sour taste on Xiao Xiang's face, and he handed the phone to Yan Yu and said, "Connect it with the speaker, let me listen too!"

    Yan Yu said "oh", took the phone with a smile, and connected the call with the speaker. As soon as the phone was connected, there was a cry of a child who was about to die from the loudspeaker. The little boy Meng Doudou was like being abandoned, crying loudly and screaming, "Yan Yu, you are a big liar! You lied! You said you brought me porridge today, and also said that you will eat my good food. , I waited for you for a day and you didn't come! You lied, you are a urinating kang! You will urinate on the kang tonight!" Yan Yu and Xiao Xiang looked at each other and couldn't say a word. The little beans of Lao Meng's family are too explosive! This cry is almost full of tears and blood, and the listeners weep with big snot and those who hear it are heartbroken! Yan Yu flattered and said to the phone: "Doudou, I'm not sick today, I have a fever again, it's so hot that I can't even get out of the bed, the whole person tossing and turning on the bed and screaming! You say I am like this, Why are you going to work!" Damn, it's true! You Qi tossed and screamed on the bed, too specific and too realistic! It's just what it is calling, and who is calling who knows in his heart!

    The little boy Meng Doudou shouted reluctantly: "Anyway, you are a urinal today, so you have to urinate!"

    Yan Yu said hurriedly: "Xingxing, little ancestor, can I still use the pee kang! You can stop making trouble, I will bring you porridge tomorrow, can it be done! What? You should bring all the delicious food!" Teacher Xiao despised the little wife in his arms very unbearably. Meng Doudou murmured: "I've escaped from kindergarten for two days, and my dad won't give me any leave! It's all up to you! Urine kang fine! You told my dad that I won't go to kindergarten tomorrow. , can you?" Yan Yu giggled and said: "Okay, you can ask your dad to answer the phone!" Meng Doudou said excitedly: "Wait a minute, I'm in the toilet, I secretly took my dad's phone to call you. Yes! Wait a minute and say that I haven't called you, you say that you miss me, and tell me not to go to kindergarten tomorrow!" After Meng Doudou finished speaking, there were two white flowers on the other end of the phone. stone statue. After the two statues were demented for a while - Yan Yu: This child has enough hearts! Xiao Xiang: He is a six-year-old body, sixteen-year-old mind, twenty-six-year-old sex! It's tough! Yan Yu: Do we want children in the future? Xiao Xiang: Yes! must! Yan Yu: How many? Xiao Xiang: It is best to have both sons and daughters!

    While chatting, Teacher Xiao casually touched Yan Yu's belly. Teacher Xiao thought: I have to put a little baby in it. When my mother comes, I can let her grandson deal with her. Then, for her grandson, she has to nod her head!

    Chapter 35 I'm about to die!

    The next morning, Xiao Xiang made some more porridge at the indirect and excessive request of Meng Doudou, and put it in a thermos for Yan Yu to take away. When Xiao Xiang was serving porridge, his mental activities were more complicated. It felt like a tape being sung back and forth. Side A sang: He is just a baby, he is a baby, if you take him as an opponent seriously, Then you will lose if you lose; B-side sings: Although he is just a big ass baby, but he is precocious and outrageous, should I be serious or serious! The AB side kept alternately singing and singing, singing and singing, with a "pop"! Stranded. Guess wrong, dry monkey. The rice spoon fell to the ground. Mr. Xiao thought too much with his brain, and was instantly possessed by Second Wu. After the porridge was filled, Xiao Xiang handed the thermos bottle to Yan Yu, his expression was very deliberately cold and very unhappy: "Tell that kid, I made the porridge, you can see if he still drinks it." Yan Yu hehe With a smile, he said, "It's fine if he doesn't drink, it's just noon for me to drink!" Xiao Xiang was speechless. It is very touching to have such a neurotic girl on the stall as a daughter-in-law, and it can make people want to cry very much at every turn.

    After Xiao Xiang and Yan Yu went downstairs, before going their separate ways, Yan Yu held the thermos and waved his hand to Xiao Xiang and said "bye bye", then turned around to open the way; He grabbed Yan Yu's arm and pulled her back.

    Xiao Xiang looked at Yan Yu and frowned slightly and said, "Baby, what happened in the morning that made you so beautiful? You are not happy because you can see that little brat?" Yan Yu asked Xiao Xiang to say He was stunned for a moment, blinked his eyes, and answered incredulously: "Mr. Xiao, the pit of your thoughts is too deep, too vast and bottomless! I thought about him early in the morning! I was thinking, this porridge and that If you don't drink it, I can drink it at noon! Hoho~" Xiao Xiang felt better all of a sudden, kissed the tip of Yan Yu's nose and said softly, "Silly! Baby, if you like it, I will cook it. In the future, I will make it for you every morning and put it in a thermos, so you can take it to the company and keep it for lunch, okay?"

    As soon as Yan Yu heard Xiao Xiang's words, their eyes lit up immediately, and they flashed small lightning bolts to her Xiang Lang from the inside out. Yan Yu showed an absolutely standard flattering smile and sweetly said to Xiao Xiang, "Xiao Xiangxiang, you look so good-looking!" Xiao Xiang made Yan Yu's classic dog-legged flattery laugh, pinched her nose and said: "When I get to the company and see Meng Doudou, I drink porridge, I just talk, tell him not to move, don't care whether he grows up or not, it's always a man, don't keep letting him lean on you, You know!" Yan Yu's chin almost hit the ground. Brother Xiang of her family is very real! You can come up with so many taboos for men and women with a little kid! Yan Yu first put his chin back in place, and then said to Xiao Xiang with a serious face: "Xiao Xiangxiang, let's go to the street on Sunday. You buy me a set of clothes, I want exotic ones, the ones from Iran. Women's clothes, the kind that don't dig holes in the body and can't see the way!"

    Xiao Xiang poked Yan Yu's forehead lightly with his finger and said, "Just follow me!" Yan Yu smiled and turned to leave again. Xiao Xiang pulled Yan Yu back again. Yan Yu looked at Xiao Xiang with a puzzled face and asked, "Xiao Xiangxiang, do you really miss me? But let me tell you sincerely, we are both going to be late!" Xiao Xiang pinched Yan Yu's cheek and said : "Why are you in such a hurry to leave. Come, say goodbye first, and then leave."

    Yan Yu asked inexplicably: "Didn't you sue all the time? You still sue! If you sue like this, we will be able to sue you for one day, believe it or not! Well, tell me again: Goodbye Xiao Xiangxiang!" Xiao Xiang frowned Said: "It's wrong to say goodbye, I repeat!" Yan Yu was stupid. Is there a right or wrong way to say goodbye? The realm of being a teacher is different from that of ordinary people!

    Yan Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Xiao Xiangxiang, goodbye, goodbye, Sanyou Nara, seeyou!!"

    Xiao Xiang still frowned and said, "It's not right!!" Yan Yu pouted and said aggrievedly: "What's wrong!" Xiao Xiang put his face close to Yan Yu's ear, and said softly and ambiguous: " You are not allowed to be called Xiao Xiangxiang, you must be called last night's words!"

    Yan Yu's face flushed red, looking at Xiao Xiang's eyes and whispering shyly, "Then I said those two words, do you want to say those three words!" Xiao Xiang's face was full of admiration. Dotingly smiled and said, "Speak!" Yan Yu smiled and bent her eyes and said to Xiao Xiang tenderly, "Goodbye, husband!" Xiao Xiang kissed Yan Yu's forehead, with a gentle as if he could drip two pots The voice from Shui Lai said softly to Yan Yu: "Well, bye! Baby, your husband loves you!" Yan Yu happily set off on the road. As she walked, she recalled the words Xiao Xiang said to her. After thinking about it, Xiao Yanzi began to count with his fingers. After the investigation, Comrade Yan Yu took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Teacher Xiao Xiang: You don't know how to count! You said four words! Xiao Xiang almost flew off the ground! Not to the sky, but to the bottom of the steps! **************************************************** ****************

    When Yan Yu arrived downstairs in the company, Meng Doudou was standing motionless against the big glass door like a shrinking door god. Seeing Yan Yu coming, Meng Doudou immediately jumped three feet high and rushed over with a running belt. Seeing that Meng Doudou's little friend could immediately hug the beautiful woman's thigh, Yan Yu stretched out his arm and directly slapped the little boy from the old Meng family. Gadou is set at an arm's length distance. Meng Doudou glared at Yan Yu and said aggrievedly, "What are you doing!" Yan Yu replied with a smile: "Don't come! Your poor little tricks don't work for me! My husband told me, let me You have to keep your distance. Little monkey, don’t treat me like a big tree and climb on top of me all day long!” Meng Doudou said angrily, “My dad said you’re not married! You don’t have a husband, you lie. It's a urinal!"

    Yan Yu "cut" and pouted, ignoring Meng Doudou. This kid has a special liking for the urinal essence, just like someone else, he owes a kick!

    The author made a bubble here: she didn't say me, she was actually talking about Yu Ji's man~~~ Carrying the pot and crawling away...

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    Yan Yu spent the whole morning fighting against Meng Doudou. Yan Yu was very, very, very curious about Meng Xiaodou's father, Comrade Meng Doudou, how could he insist that his son has autistic tendencies! Yan Yu thinks this statement is really ridiculous. She thinks that Meng Xiaodou's children are simply prone to ADHD or mania! It's so dishonest. I've been trying to break through her arm's distance all morning. Yan Yu thought that if he practiced a few back and forth like this, I was invincible!

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