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    Yan Yu was also a little unsteady, blushing and panting slightly: "Opening a room is so ugly~ Let's call it a meal in the future! You can say no!"

    Xiao Xiang laughed: "Okay, why not, I'll listen to you!"

    Yan Yu laughed loudly and shouted, "Oh yeah! Then let's go have dinner, Xiao Xiangxiang!"

    Xiao Xiang hugged Yan Yu and kissed as he walked, endlessly tired.

    While enjoying the handsome guy's initiative to send kisses, Yan Yu was cheap and good: "Xiao Xiangxiang, don't be obsessed with elder sister, elder sister is a legend!"

    Xiao Xiang laughed and shot back: "It's still exciting. Don't be beautiful, we don't know each other well, it would be an accident to meddle with you!"

    Yan Yu was not happy to hear that, raised her foot and stepped on Xiao Xiang's instep, and then asked enchantingly, "Does it hurt? If it hurts, step on your foot again, and it's fine if you step on the numbness, it won't hurt anymore!"

    Xiao Xiang pinched Yan Yu's nose and petted him: "Let's see how I'll deal with you later!" I'll let you get married with a big belly!

    [(*^__^*) Hey, in the jj of the river crab, let’s spoof it and make fun of it~ ooh ooh~]

    Xiao Xiang took Yan Yu to the "Hoo Tai Oh" that he stepped on beforehand, and then called his mother that there were graduates from the school who wanted to celebrate his birthday. Haipi couldn't go home at night.

    Mrs. Xiao did not suspect him. Xiao Xiang is indeed not lying.

    His daughter-in-law is a graduate, and at night he is going to play "sea skin" with his chick, ooh ooh~

    After hanging up the phone, Xiao Xiang and Yan Yu entered the preparation for Sit love at the fastest speed (he crab ah river crab, I am so pure that I don't even dare to use MAKE LOVE outside the parentheses, don't make love, haha Haha! But how can a living person suffocate to urinate to death! We still have the law outside the brackets) to go to the state.

    Take off your clothes, the two are preparing for the bridal room, ah bridal room~

    Circle, fork, triangle, box.

    After a good night, Plato can finally be temporarily laid off, and there is a big bed that is constantly shaking in the charming room.

    There is a pair of people who are honest with each other on the bed, the delicate little lady sings and sings all night, and the fierce young man tirelessly covers the little girl's body all night, moving, moving, swinging, and then swaying the stock. The hotness of the stock is released again and again.

    Even if the night will be infinitely close to the dead, so what, so what! Anyway, Xiao Xiaoxiangxiang has to put a Xiaoerlang in Xiaoyanyan's belly, ah Xiaoerlang!

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    After a night of passion. second morning. (Pfft... spit blood! Crab, puppet method -_-|||)

    Xiao Yan finally felt a little satisfied after playing the dynamic zone all night.

    Forks can be vented, the emptiness can be filled, and life has become more vivid and beautiful.

    After getting dressed, Yan Yu shyly took out a bunch of things from her bag and stuffed it into Xiao Xiang's hands: "Xiao Xiangxiang, it's a birthday present for me!"

    Xiao Xiang held a mass of irregularly shaped objects in his hand, and asked Yan Yu in confusion, "Baby, what is it? Is it a fur apron?"

    Yan Yu's face instantly changed from shy to arrogant, gritted his teeth and smiled dryly: "Congratulations, if you answer two words correctly, one word is wrong! It's not a fur apron, it's a fur scarf!"

    Xiao Xiang was stunned, and then said with disbelief on his face: "Baby, I'm embarrassing you, are you tired? The scarf is knitted so well, it's dual-use. If it gets dirty around the neck, it can be used as an apron when tied around the waist. !"

    Yan Yu's face collapsed, and he asked pitifully, "Xiao Xiangxiang, my weaving is really so bad!"

    Xiao Xiang gave a serious and responsible "en" and nodded.

    Yan Yu wilted at once, feeling that he had been weaving in vain for so many days.

    Xiao Xiang kissed Yan Yu's forehead and said softly, "You're on fire? Silly! If you don't knit well, it's not good, what's the matter. If you like it, you can do it!"

    Xiao Xiang wrapped the scarf made by Mars around his neck. Yan Yu listened to Xiao Xiang's words and watched Xiao Xiang's actions, his whole heart was as sweet as swallowing a dense honeycomb.

    Yan Yu said to Xiao Xiang sweetly: "Xiao Xiangxiang decides to knit another sweater for you next!"

    Xiao Xiang's heart was boiling.

    That is definitely not a birthday present, then, can't we go through after weaving!

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    After the two of them "had dinner" for a while, Yan Yuyu pulled Xiao Xiang's arm and said with infinite melancholy: "Xiao Xiangxiang, my relatives haven't come to see me this month! I won't have it!"

    Xiao Xiang couldn't help but the chicken froze and asked carefully, "How many days is it late?"

    Yan Yu replied crisply: "It's been four days!"

    -_-|||

    Xiao Xiang's face was covered with black lines. Can you figure out the problem just four days late?

    Xiao Xiang went to the pharmacy to buy Yan Yu a box of test strips.

    Yan Yu went to the toilet to conduct a practical test according to the instructions in the manual.

    When Xiao Yanzi came out of the toilet, he turned to Xiao Xiang with a broken face and a crying voice: "Xiao Xiangxiang, I'm an official, two bars! I really have it! In all, the child has been four days old. Big! What should we do, do we want it?"

    Xiao Xiang was very excited! Loudly said: "Yes! Why not! It must be!" It was so hard to expect, why not! Pointing at this little baby to deal with his grandma!

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    For the sake of safety, Xiao Xiang specially took Yan Yu to the hospital.

    After arriving at the hospital and registering, Yan Yu went to the obstetrics and gynecology department, and Xiao Xiang waited on the bench behind the big sign that read "Men Stop".

    After Yan Yu entered the obstetrics and gynecology department, he walked to the doctor and sat down.

    The doctor asked Yan Yu, "What's wrong?"

    Yan Yu blushed and replied: "I'm not sick, I just want to check, that...is it...Er, that...has it!"

    The doctor glanced at Yan Yu and asked, "How many days is your period late?"

    Yan Yu replied seriously: "Four days!"

    -_-|||The doctor is messy!

    Doctor: "I, have you tested it!" If you haven't tested it, go home quickly, don't make trouble! It was only four days late for the noise, you are the Virgin!

    Yan Yu: "Tested! It's two bars!"

    The doctor is messy again!

    Why is this really there!

    The doctor gave Yan Yu a ticket and asked her to do another accurate test.

    After the test results came out, when Yan Yu approached the obstetrics and gynecology department with the test sheet, the doctor was saying to the eldest sister, "Congratulations! You are pregnant!"

    The eldest sister immediately replied with tears in her eyes: "Doctor! I just had a caesarean section for 18 months! I can't have this child!"

    With a messy black thread on his face, the doctor filled in a manual fork and gave it to the eldest sister.

    After the eldest sister left, Yan Yu showed his laboratory results to the doctor.

    The doctor looked at him without saying a word, then lowered his head and wrote the list with great sincerity. After writing, he quickly "thorned" the completed list from the book and handed it to Yan Yu: "I Let me tell you the precautions for surgery first. First, don’t eat in the morning, and then don’t have a fork for a month after the operation. Pay attention to maintaining fork hygiene and supplementing nutrition.”

    After the doctor finished speaking, Yan Yu thought about it and became confused!

    Yan Yu said to the doctor cautiously and sincerely: "Doctor! That is, I'm really pregnant, right? I'm so tired, this child, I don't have a baby, I want it!"

    The doctor's response is not only messy, but has already begun to go crazy!

    What kind of life is this, how can it be so crazy! Is there such a thing as torturing the doctor! The little daughter-in-law will shed when she is pregnant, but the older girl will have to give birth!

    oooooooo! This also makes it impossible for people to be doctors!

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    Yan Yu told Xiao Xiang the final result. Xiao Xiang was bubbling with beauty.

    Xiao Xiang touched Yan Yu's belly, and said happily as he touched, "I am a father!" The biochemical weapon was finally made successfully! Mrs. Xiao, please wait!

    Yan Yu said heartlessly: "En! Our baby is four days old, and after another ten months, he will be able to go down to the ground to feed!"

    This time, it's Teacher Xiao's turn to mess up!

    Chapter 41 Take down Mrs. Xiao

    Xiao Xiang put a lot of thought into how to let his mother know that in this world, she already has a grandson the size of a finger.

    It is not only to make old Mrs. Xiao accept her grandson happily, but also to let her love Wu Jiwu to accept her grandson's mother, and not too much scolding the child's mother for being unmarried. Xiao Xiang is very good at doing this. Took a lot of thought.

    After several deliberation, Comrade Xiao Xiang has a case.

    First of all, Mr. Xiao collected a large number of magazines and newspapers with few mishaps from unmarried pregnancies, and after reading them "inadvertently", they left them in every corner of the house. Then, after three days, the results came out.

    During dinner in the evening, the old Mrs. Xiao sighed and said to the Xiaos and his son: "I haven't returned to China for so many years. I don't know that young people in China are already irresponsible. I read the newspaper my son brought back these two days. Magazine, there is a human relations tragedy in almost every book. It's a shame. Let's just say that one is on the fork, saying that there was a young man who lured young women to have a relationship with him. Now this society is so open, as long as you love I wish, I'm used to this kind of thing, but it's nothing. The key point is that if you want to have a relationship with someone, then you have to be responsible to them. After eating and washing up, the man left. The remaining girl, who hasn't graduated from college, is pregnant. Go to the hospital for surgery, but she has an accident and can't have children again in the future. It's so sad, one wrong step will end your life. Today's young Man, you really don’t take any responsibility in doing things, I want to say, this man should really stay in the correctional center for a month and a half, and he should really learn how to be a human being!”

    Odd! Seeing that the timing was good, Xiao Xiang handed a message on the side: "Mom, why don't you say that today's girls are too casual, and they have a relationship with others if they are not married. If she is self-disciplined, she can do something like this. ."

    ! Book! Xiao Xiang knows his wife too well, a typical debating talent.What you say is good, she has to pick out thorns for you, and what you say is bad, she has to dig out the truth, goodness and beauty.Living in this sensory world that strives to be different from others all my life is such a joy that I don't know myself being disgusted.

    !Net! Sure enough, after listening to Xiao Xiang's words, the old Mrs. Xiao retorted habitually, "Son, it's not kind to say that.

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