If you are like a mouse, you will have it if you have it, you will give birth after you have it, and you will not be afraid of having it again after you give birth. Anyway, you will live fast, and you will have a high, enjoyable and ecstasy life.

The reproductive cycle of human beings is long, the physiological needs of human beings are hunger and thirst, and the wisdom of human beings is endless.

You don't necessarily have to put your sword in a scabbard to have sex. Dog day's (literally translated, obscenity~) small movie tells the world's human beings that there are actually many ways to solve physiological needs. For example, playing the handkerchief, for example, saying it separately (evil ~ I am really tmd wretched), such as YY.

Yan Yu and Xiao Xiang, the passionate little lovers, were both choked and screamed after they kissed and touched each other impulsively. Yan Yu saw that Xiao Xiang was so sad and distressed, and with a flushed face, she held back her shyness and used her claws to help her family's Xiao Xiangxiang be liberated.

After Xiao Xiang was reborn in the hands of his daughter-in-law, he said a sentence with infinite emotion: "Having a child is really not a life for people!"

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Xiao Xiang took advantage of his own girl's pregnancy to let Yan Yu go through the resignation formalities without any negotiation. Xiao Xiang also finished his work at the school, and Xiao's father and Xiao's mother went to work in the translation room after taking some networking activities.

When he first entered the translation room, it was mainly at the training stage, so Xiao Xiang was not very busy for the time being, and he took the opportunity to prepare for his wedding with Yan Yu. Xiao Xiang boasted that he had a fat job, and planned to let Yan Yu take care of the children at home to be a full-time wife in the future. He always felt that his daughter-in-law was in vain, but as soon as he went out, she was very attractive. I have all the babies, and the big peach blossoms and the little peach blossoms open on the back of the buttocks, which makes people feel vinegary.

Yan Yu went to the company and told Meng Jin that he had a baby and was going to marry a friend and have a baby, so he wanted to quit his job. In the face of Yan Yu's resignation request, Comrade Meng Jin said with infinite emotion: "It's hard to find someone who can make Doudou talk, but you have to quit your job again. Otherwise, I'll give you a big holiday, you are planning to You can get married and have children and travel, and come back when you’re done.”

Yan Yu thought for a while and told Doudou's father: "I don't go to work and I won't delay things. If Doudou becomes autistic again, you'll have to send him to my house. I'll definitely clean him up as a chatterer!"

Meng Jin was happy when he heard it. After the music, he said, "I have to hire a secretary again after you leave. The table you sit on is like a mother's table. Whoever sits there for a few days will be a mother. I doubt whether that table used to be the same. I have offered to send a son to Guanyin."

Yan Yu rolled her eyes and took the opportunity to say to Meng Jin, "Mr. Meng, I would like to recommend someone to you, the girl who came with me during the interview. She is very beautiful with thick eyebrows and big eyes. She is now in the company branch in the suburbs. Well, you can transfer her back to the head office to be a secretary! She can say better than me, you can try to put Doudou by her side, she will definitely make Doudou from autistic to the best chatterer!"

Meng Jin thought about it and asked, "I can't I just transferred her back. In less than a month, she's going to take maternity leave with a baby, right?"

Yan Yu said with a "poof", "Comrade Huoyun is definitely a good comrade. She is more than a girl of yellow flowers. She won't be able to give birth to a child for a while, so please use it with confidence!"

The "Three Eccentrics" means that the adult knowledge and skills at the spiritual level are mastered very fiercely. In reality, they are nothing more than three large yellow flowers that will wither if they are not picked by anyone.

Meng Jin really accepted Yan Yu's recommendation and transferred Huoyun to the secretary's office.

Yan Yu has been busy preparing for the wedding, and he didn't even care to communicate with Comrade Huoyun about the secretary's thoughts and the experience of the non-staff nanny. On the other hand, Meng Doudou called her once, missing and resentful. Yan Yu faintly smelled an ambiguous breath from this call.

Yan Yu asked Meng Doudou if she had seen Sister Huo; Xiao Gadou called out, "Dad won't let me call her sister, let me call her auntie!"

Yan Yu felt very sad. Why is she the elder sister and Huoyun the aunt? ! Poor generation, don't do it!

Yan Yu called Huo Yun later, and Huo Dasang angrily said to Yan's mother, "Why are the current bosses so perverted! Not only do you have to treat yourself like a cow and a horse during get off work hours, but you don't have any personalities when you get off work? Freedom, not only have to help him with the baby, but also have to cook and wash clothes for their family! Yan Yu, did you do this before? Isn't Mr. Xiao mad? I really want to put sleeping pills in their family's meals! Make it for him Housekeeping doesn't count as overtime, which makes it impossible for people to live! I want to resign!"

In the evening, Yan Yu learned this from Xiao Xiang. Xiao Xiang was very happy. Xiao Xiang told Yan Yu: "The secretary desk in your company for sending children, maybe it won't be long before you can make Huoyun a mother too."

Yan Yu was sleepy the night before. It wasn't until the next morning that figured out what Xiao Xiangxiang's words meant. Dareqing, she accidentally added fuel to the flames, and she was a matchmaker right now.

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The wedding date is getting closer, but there is a very serious problem that has not been implemented. Who will be the bridesmaids.

The three lewd women broke their heads and wanted to be Yan Yu's bridesmaids, and none of them would give in, so they were about to scratch each other and kill one less.

With tears in his eyes, Yan Yu said, "I didn't expect you three to love me so much, just to be my bridesmaids, you're going to hurt each other's sisterhood! It's great!"

The color three monsters said to Yan Yu with an expressionless face: "Sleep, you think too much. We just want to get in on you and Teacher Xiao's best man."

Yan Yu was a little cold, and immediately made a decision in a very uncool manner: "Okay! I've decided, all three of you are bridesmaids!" Are you not thinking about the best man? Grab it, it's not a crime! Scratched to death one less!

So on the day of Yan Yu's wedding, how weird the wedding scene was!

A bride and groom are nothing. Best man, one is also normal. But the bridesmaids appeared three.

Yan Yu joked to Xiao Xiang: "If you didn't know this, I thought you were taking two concubines while you were marrying a daughter-in-law today!"

Xiao Xiang pointed Yan Yu's nose and said, "Pay attention to prenatal education! Don't instill the feudal and decadent culture into our baby through the umbilical cord too early!"

On the day of Yan Yu's wedding, there came a person who wanted to smash the scene and who really smashed the scene.

The master who wants to smash the field is Zhao Zixin. With tears in her eyes, she watched her beloved girl put on a wedding dress for another male silver lining. It was a shame in her heart, and she really wanted to rush up to kick the groom and rob the bride. However, there has been little chance of being careful with your ambitions. As soon as he appeared at the wedding scene, he was surrounded by three bridesmaids. Zhao Zixin really admired Yan Yu's three youthful roommates. There were only three people, but it made him feel like he was surrounded by countless Tang monks in all directions.

The one who really came to the scene was the boy Meng Doudou. Comrade Meng Doudou is small but very ambitious. He was holding on to Yan Yu's wedding dress, and even seriously instigated Yan Yu to run away with him. Yan Yu wondered whether Meng Doudou's shoes understood what the word "elope" meant.

Meng Doudou said very seriously: "I don't quite understand. But last night, Aunt Huo told me that if I could persuade you to run away with me, then you would not marry Xiao Xiang."

Yan Yu's chin clicked and hit the ground. I feel that Huoyun, a lesbian, can really poison the pure hearts of children and children. The dead chick is simply a pornographic painter who smears big yellow on other people's pure thoughts.

However, Yan Yu caught another message through the words of Meng Doudou. Yan Yu asked Meng Doudou, "When did Aunt Huo tell you last night?"

Meng Doudou is a baby after all, no matter how little Yan Yu is, that's the difference in the level of wisdom compared to the peers in their twenties. To deal with such a six-year-old brat, |Qī-shu-ωang| her IQ is definitely Einstein in front of normal people.

So Meng Doudou's little fan innocent and innocent replied to his first love, "I said it before going to bed."

Yan Yu asked, "Aunt Huo lives at your house?"

Meng Doudou replied more innocently: "Yes. I've lived here for several days."

Then he insisted on begging: "Yan Yu, let's run away!"

Yan Yu felt that he was about to bury the black lines alive.

It wasn't until Meng Doudou's father came to the rescue that Yan Yu got rid of the obsession of an infatuated child.

Then Yan Yu thief told Meng Jin that Huoyun was chatting enthusiastically with her high school classmates. Meng Jin rushed to Huo Dasheng's side without a word, smiled and squinted Huoyun away.

Yan Yu thought happily: Maybe when the baby of his family falls to the ground, Huoyun can also have a small embryo wrapped in his belly. At that time, it will be better to see which of the children of the two families is better, Ou Ye!

The old people on both sides considered that Yan Yu was already possessed by a divine fetus, so they minimized the tedious activities of the wedding, so that the young couple Xiao Xiang and Yan Yu could enter the bridal chamber early without much tossing.

As a result, this bridal night was like a purgatory on earth for the newly-married passionate couple.

The two of them bit the quilt horns hungry, their eyes were red, looking at each other, looking at each other, looking at each other, and then they couldn't help the surging passion, they both let go of the quilt and rushed towards each other. kissed together.

Kiss and kiss, the more you kiss, the hotter the body is; the more you kiss, the less clothes you have on your body; the more you kiss, the more sticky the two of you are; Water, the woman scratched the wall naked.

After finally calming down, Comrade Xiao Xiang gritted his teeth and was taken to the guest room for the sake of the baby's thriving growth and development.

A pitiful couple, whose dream of marriage has just been realized, has to sleep in separate rooms from the wedding night.

Cang, it is so speechless!

Until the child was almost four months old, after Yan Yu went to the hospital for a re-examination, the doctor said vaguely, be careful and take your time, you can still have sex.

After listening to the news, Monk Xiao was almost overwhelmed with gratitude. That night, he was moved from the study back to the bedroom, ready to go to the bridal chamber with his daughter-in-law gently and carefully.

While Xiao Xiang passionately kissed his beloved little daughter-in-law, he stripped the two of them off at an incredible speed.

When Xiao Xiangxiang's hand climbed onto his daughter-in-law's plump fork because of her pregnancy, a satisfied and intoxicated sigh could not help overflowing from his mouth.