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Article 27 Monkey: share the spoils
Bai Haoran looked at the little black monster and smiled and said, "you little boy, where is so much nonsense? keep it for me. Don't really eat it for me." I still want Sister Meng to interrogate! "
The little monster Bai Sugar said aggrieved: "Oh …". What about the whip? "
Bai Haoran glared: "Don't eat!"
"Hey, hey, brother, I can eat this greedy wolf!"
Bai Haoran looked again, the greedy wolf only left a leg outside and kept kicking …. "Oh, I'll go!" Bai Haoran hurriedly ran to the little monster, opened his big mouth and quickly fished out, "you spit it out to me, this is a fucking greedy wolf!" Do you know how rare it is? "
From the dialogue, Fang Yian has understood that the black monster is white sugar, but she really never thought that the usually lovely little white sugar was such a terrible monster. Such a huge greedy wolf will eat as soon as he says so!
After half a sound, Bai Haoran stopped the white sugar midnight snack, and the greedy wolf was so scared that he fainted to death. The original huge body turned into an ordinary size in the twinkling of an eye, looking very similar to Samoye in the distance, but not as approachable as Satsuma, with a ferocious air all over his body.
Finally stopped Bai Sugar, Bai Haoran finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Fang Yian went to Bai Haoran. She glanced at the back of Bai Haoran. The T-shirt had become a rag strip, and it was covered with blood stains. Fang Yi-an looked at Bai Haoran with worry and said, "are you all right?"
Bai Haoran looked at Fang Yi-an, then glanced behind him, and then he smiled and said, "Oh!" Are you worried about my injury? It's all right. It's all skin wounds. It'll be all right in a day. None of this is a big deal. There is probably no problem at the moment. Let's all go back to our homes and have a rest. Just come and see me at my house tomorrow! "
"well, take a bath and have a rest. There may be other things to do tomorrow!" Fang Yi-an agreed.
Bai Haoran nodded and said, "mm-hmm!"
The three men left the Wang compound in Cangping Mountain overnight, and it was already early morning when they arrived at the place. When Bai Haoran got home, he took a bath, then fell on the bed and began to fall asleep. And sugar began to fall asleep before he got home.
Early the next morning, Fang Yian left the door early. After talking to her father, the director, she drove directly to Bai Haoran's house. Passing by a breakfast shop while driving, Fang Yian suddenly thought of a problem. He didn't eat anything during the day yesterday, and what he ate last night was forced by Bai Haoran to spit out. If sugar gets up in the morning, will it give Bai Haoran. Fang Yi-an shivered at the thought of this, and then she stepped on the accelerator and accelerated to run to Bai Haoran's house.
I do not know if it is familiar, the doorman at the door of the community saw that Fang Yian did not even ask, directly opened the door and let Fang Yian drive in, and there was someone to guide the parking, as if Fang Yian came back from the master's family.
After Fang Yian parked the car, he quickly ran to the door and knocked on the door. After knocking twice, he found that the door opened by himself. She was stupefied for a moment, then hurriedly pushed the door in. As soon as I entered the room, I found that there was no one in the hall. But the white wolf is still tied to the handrail of the stairs. Fang Yian shouted: "Bai Haoran?"
"Ooh." I don't know if the response came from that room, as if I was covered by something.
Fang Yi-an hurriedly ran upstairs. She went to the second floor and felt her voice clearer. It seemed to be coming from the third floor. She hurriedly went up to the third floor, and there was a room on the third floor with the door open. She hurriedly ran over, and Fang was stunned at the moment of running in.
Bai Haoran's big mouth had swallowed Bai Haoran's head, and Bai Haoran patted Bai Sugar's face with both hands. White sugar closed his eyes as if he were awake. Seeing the situation, Fang Yian hurriedly roared: "White sugar!"
Maybe it was because Fang Yian's voice was too loud. White Sugar gave a thrill, then he blinked, and then seemed to realize that he had done something wrong accidentally. Open your mouth quickly.
After Bai Haoran was released, he gasped heavily and his face was covered with sugar saliva. Bai Haoran wiped the saliva on his face and said, "Ma Jiji!" Kid, if you want to eat your brother, why? "
Xiaobai Sugar said with a cute look on his face: "Hey?" Brother, did you take a bath in the morning? "
"wash your head!" Bai Haoran said angrily. But with that, Fang Yian couldn't help laughing at his appearance. Bai Haoran could not help laughing. Then Fang Yi-an said, "you two tidy up, eat something and we'll go."
Bai Haoran said with a smile, "there's no hurry. What's the hurry? they don't dare to do anything during the day." You wait for us in the living room. I happen to have something for you. "
Fang Yi-an nodded and went out of the room. Bai Haoran went to wash and change clothes with sugar.
To tell you the truth, every time you come to Bai Haoran's home, you can always feel a strong atmosphere of tuhao. However, to see Bai Haoran always do not feel even the slightest sense of the rich. In the living room, Fang Yi'an looked at the big white dog lying listlessly on the ground. Ordinary people must think that it is the pet of the master's family, but Fang Yian has seen the battle last night, and she has really experienced the horror of covetous wolves. To tell you the truth, she still feels like she was dreaming last night.
Before long, Xiao Bai Sugar got dressed and walked down the stairs. Although Bai Haoran is sloppy all day long, he can always take care of the sugar. Xiaobai Sugar's face was still tired. After he went downstairs, he trotted and jumped onto the sofa and unceremoniously lay down on Fang Yi'an 's leg and continued to fall asleep.
Fang Yian stroked the supple hair of white sugar. She couldn't help laughing when she remembered seeing white sugar for the first time. The little thing met for the first time really made Fang remember that he could not come to Taiwan, and there are still strange rumors in the bureau up to now.
Looking at the sugar carefully, Fang Yian found that his face looked like Bai Haoran for some reason. Vaguely remember that when she first met Bai Haoran, she just thought that Bai Haoran was a passer-by and an ordinary person with a very low sense of existence. But don't know why, now Bai Haoran is so concerned, especially his breath is changing obviously. Fang Yi'an remembers the feeling that he was an ordinary college student not long ago, but now he gives people a faint sense of bullying, which is a natural atmosphere that attracts girls. Masculine and heroic. Such an atmosphere is rarely seen in modern society, except for a few professional soldiers.
After a while, Bai Haoran also came out of the bathroom. Unlike in the past, he wore a white casual shirt with a great texture, obviously the kind of young man from a rich family.
Fang Yian asked curiously, "Bai Haoran, don't you have good taste in clothes?" Isn't that a nice suit? Did you always pretend? "
"pretending? The clothes I bought myself are broken. My mother bought this set for me. It's uncomfortable to wear. If I didn't have any clothes to wear, I wouldn't wear them! Really, if it hadn't been for you, I would have been absolutely naked right now, "said Bai Haoran with an air of disgust.
Fang Yi-an looked at Bai Haoran with disdain, while Bai Haoran went downstairs as if he didn't see it, and then opened the kitchen cabinet door to take out a box of instant noodles and a mouthful of stainless steel buckets! Generally speaking, it is common in canteens or military kitchens. As a result, Bai Haoran had this thing at home!
Fang Yi-an looked at Bai Haoran curiously and asked, "what are you doing?"
"make breakfast?!" Bai Haoran said while putting water into the bucket.
Fang Yi-an was surprised and asked, "eat?" Do you eat with such a big git? "
Bai Haoran glanced at the sugar in Fang Yi an's arms and said, "this is the kid's rice pot." Do you think it's easy to raise him? "
With these words, Bai Haoran put the pot on the stove, then pointed to it, and the fire immediately rose. Bai Haoran picked up a rune and affixed it to the bucket. In a twinkling of an eye, white steam appeared in the bucket, and then the water boiled. It is obvious that Bai Haoran used magic, otherwise it would definitely take a period of time to boil a bucket of water. At this time, he tore open the bags of instant noodles and threw all the instant noodles in. Then open the oversized refrigerator at home and take out a bucket of eggs. Twenty eggs are just right for one mention. Bai Haoran beat the eggs like the Acrobatics, threw them up, and the eggs accurately hit the edge of the pot, then the eggshell floated all over the sky, and the egg liquid fell into the boiling water. With a wave of Bai Haoran's hand, the floating eggshells flew into the trash can beside him.
Fang Yi-an looked silly. Bai Haoran cooked like a fairy, as if he were the kitchen god in the movie.
In the twinkling of an eye, the fragrance overflowed, and the sugar was excited all over. He sat up and said with a small mouth, "Brother, is it time for dinner?"
Bai Haoran said angrily, "you eat first!"
Sugar nodded happily. Then Bai Haoran came down with the bucket and gave the sugar a sea bowl, a pair of chopsticks and a spoon. The little sugar swallowed like a rice bucket around the pot.
Bai Haoran looked at Fang Yi-an and asked, "did you eat this morning?" Would you like to join us? "
Fang Yian was stunned, pointed to the sugar and said, "just now those are just sugar?"
Bai Haoran nodded and smiled and said, "well, he didn't eat much breakfast, and he said a lot more at noon."
"this breakfast is short?!!" Fang Yi-an was so surprised that she couldn't speak. Then she thought about it carefully and asked carefully, "is he like the one written in the novel that he can not eat for three years or eat for three years at a time?"
Bai Haoran laughed and said, "if you let that little git not eat for three years, he can swallow up heaven and earth!" He is a dragon and eats more normally. You wait, I'll make a bowl of noodles, and we'll eat. "
Fang Yi-an nodded blankly and waited for Bai Haoran. Bai Haoran quickly made two bowls of noodles in soup. To tell you the truth, Bai Haoran's cooking is really good. The two bowls of soup noodles are light and not greasy, but the aroma is sweet to the nostrils. As for the greedy wolf, Bai Haoran directly lost a piece of raw meat to it, and then ignored it.
Fang Yian and Bai Haoran sat down at the dining room table. She asked curiously, "is that how you plan to keep that greedy wolf?"
Bai Haoran ate noodles and nodded. Fang Yian took a look at the greedy wolf, and she found that the greedy wolf didn't even look at the meat and was lying on his stomach. After breakfast, Fang Yi-an helped Bai Haoran organize the dishes. She found that Bai Haoran always looked at himself and giggled and asked, "what are you laughing at?"
"No, it's nothing. It's just that no girl ever wants to come to my house, and no one wants to have dinner with me." Bai Haoran said with a smile.
Fang Yi-an sighed, "who wants to come if you dress like that?" Do you really eat so much sugar every day? "
"well, it costs more to raise him than to raise a pig, but who makes him a dragon? That's how much you eat. " Bai Haoran shrugged his shoulders.
Fang Yian asked curiously, "Dragon?" Do all dragons eat so much? "
Sugar face said: "of course not!" I am a dragon gluttonous. How can ordinary dragons have such divine power as me? "
"gluttonous?!" Fang Yian seems to finally understand the reason why the greedy wolf failed miserably yesterday. The greedy wolf has the ability to swallow, but compared with the gluttonous, its swallowing ability is much worse.
When it comes to greedy wolves, there is also a figure in many myths, such as Finlier in Nordic mythology, which is the culprit of the dusk of the gods. Finriel is actually a greedy wolf, but it is a greedy wolf that reaches the level of divine beast, and the Nordic era is the end of the era of divine concealment, so it creates an immortal beast like greedy wolf that can become a divine kingdom of destruction.
As for Taotie, it is a real evil god from ancient times. However, Taotie is the last of the four evil gods, because it is the last one, a variation of the dragon race. Devour everything, terrible. At that time, there was still no human era, and it was too late for greedy wolves. Of course, after generations of evolution, greedy wolves are not as terrible as gluttonous, which is terrible because there were no laws at that time. After the rule of heaven is set, the only one who can show up is Taotie. Under the restraint of the iron rules of the gods, it has created a strange phenomenon today, that is, gluttony is one of the rare existence of breaking through the laws. Beating greedy wolves is as easy as eating for Taotie!
Bai Haoran stood up, then took out a bullwhip from the drawer and said, "this is for you, this is a spiritual treasure, and it has a wonderful effect on ordinary demons and ghosts."
Fang Yian took the bullwhip and asked in surprise, "isn't this the old man's?" By the way, what about the old man? "
Bai Haoran took a peek at the white sugar. Sugar looked innocent, poked his little finger and said, "Last night I was so hungry that I digested it unwittingly.". "
"you. You ate people?! " Fang Yian looked at the sugar in amazement.
Bai Haoran explained with a smile: "it's not eating, it's falling into a certain space." In fact, the belly of white sugar is almost the same as a world. White sugar is different from ordinary children. He knows the world by eating. Eating is to provide physical energy, and life is used to increase his knowledge, so that the creature digests all the knowledge of the old thing and integrates it into the world inside him. Although the old man didn't die, he was trapped in that world and couldn't get out. "
". It sounds like a mess. But it's better that the old man is not in this world, or he really doesn't know how many people have died at his hands. " Fang Yi-an murmured.
Bai Haoran smiled and said, "Oh, Officer Fang is wise!" Then again. Officer Fang, the dog. Do you want it or not? "