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    Tang Long was lying on the bed not knowing what kind of dream he had, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. At this time, the automatic door was opened, and the robot instructor walked in, carrying a bucket of ice water with floating ice cubes in his hand, and poured it down at Tang Long by the bed.

    When the water fell, the instructor roared at the same time: "Damn Tang Long! You are 10 seconds late! You are punished for running 100 laps!" Originally thought Tang Long would jump up immediately, but Tang Long just scratched his ears and smack like nothing. Smacking his lips, he turned around and continued to fall asleep.

    At this moment, the instructor's snow-white metal teeth could be heard colliding with anger. The instructor threw away the bucket, took out something from his waist and placed it on Tang Long's waist. With the faint sound of creaking, there was an electric light around the thing.

    Tang Long suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes almost protruding, and from his mouth that opened like a fish, he made the most miserable cry in his life: "Ah!!!!!!!" At this time, his whole body was They were all curled up, and the originally short hair stood up like a hedgehog, and there was a look of pain on his face.

    The machine instructor retracted the stun stick and said viciously: "No vigilance! If I were an enemy, you would have been killed a hundred times by me. You must know that soldiers should be vigilant at all times, no matter where they are!"

    Tang Long, whose electric current had disappeared, rubbed his teeth and rubbed his electric-shocked waist. Although he heard the instructor's words clearly, he didn't have time to answer now, because he was madly using the swear words he knew to curse the ancestors of the instructor's 36th generation, regardless of whether the robot had no ancestors.

    Of course, while cursing in his heart, he didn't take the instructor's words seriously, because in the war of this era, it is impossible for someone to go to the ene's bedroom to attack. thought it was thousands of years ago.

    Seeing that Tang Long was still in a daze and refused to get down, the instructor grabbed Tang Long's clothes, lifted him up, and placed him on the floor opposite the door. Then he kicked Tang Long's butt fiercely, and Tang Long flew out of the room screaming like yesterday, and of course lying on the floor in the hall. If Tang Long left a mark on the ground yesterday, he would have known that he was lying in exactly the same position as yesterday. The accuracy of the robot is not to talk about.

    Tang Long, who had suffered a loss, stood up in a hurry, and he was forced to use a pistol and an electric whip. Tang Long still remembers it in his heart. But as for how he got back to bed, he had no memory at all. It seems that Tang Long lost consciousness for a period of time before he passed out when he practiced standing still yesterday.

    Seeing the five skull instructors standing in front of him, Tang Long felt a chill in his heart again. Tang Long, who had never seen a scene before, always felt scared when facing human bones. Although they were robots, this way The moving skulls are even more terrifying. And now Tang Long only felt that he wanted to sleep very much, and he closed his eyes without even thinking about it. First, you can avoid seeing the chilling instructor, and second, you can take the opportunity to rest.

    Of course, the robot immediately noticed that Tang Long was sleeping standing up, and the standing posture was very unsatisfactory. One of the instructors immediately pulled out the electric whip and slammed it towards Tang Long fiercely.

    "Mummy!" The screams suddenly sounded, and Tang Long fell to the ground completely motionless. The robot instructor was stunned for a moment, all looking at the robot with the whip.

    The robot instructor waved his hand and saw that one of his green electronic eyes suddenly turned red, and a red light shot out from the red eyes. The red light shone on Tang Long and scanned it back and forth.

    The other robots acted in the same way, and shot out red light, but after a while, the red light was withdrawn, and their eyes returned to green. The robot with the electric whip put its hands behind its back, and said coldly, "Since you want to sleep so much, then sleep well in the water."

    With his words, the white wall suddenly appeared with a view of the sky, and then blue water poured out of the ground. The speed was very fast, and it only covered Tang Long's body in a few seconds.

    "Cough, cough!" Tang Long, who pretended to be unconscious, could no longer pretend, and hurriedly got up and coughed out the seawater he accidentally inhaled. Why is it called sea water? Because the taste is astringent, bitter and salty, what else could it be other than sea water?

    It didn't take long for Tang Long to stand up, the sea water had already overflowed above his head, causing him to paddle in a hurry. At this time, something stabbed his butt, and at the same time, a voice came from the sky: "You are 30 seconds late, and you will be fined to swim 20 kilometers fast! Fast!" As the sound fell, the buttocks hurt again.

    "It hurts!" Tang Long is no longer sleepy. He doesn't know where the instructors have gone. He is alone in this virtual sea, but he can't think about it that much, because his butt is stabbed again. After a while, he hurriedly paddled his arms and started to swim.

    After swimming for 10 minutes, Tang Long couldn't help but scolded: "Damn! This is military training that only existed in ancient times! What era is it now?! How did the instructor get all this shit to train! If I don't Isn't it dead to be able to swim?" Speaking of which, he suddenly remembered that those inhuman instructors were watching him, and he couldn't help but startled. But when he thought he was going to be punished or reprimanded, no punishment came.

    He thought that the instructor was not there, so he floated on the water with a sigh of relief and wanted to rest, but his butt was stabbed, and an indifferent voice sounded: "Swim quickly! Don't be lazy!"

    "Damn it! So these bullshit instructors are still there!" Tang Long swam in a panic, but his subconscious thoughts blurted out.

    The clever Tang Long couldn't help but guess: "Will those instructors just obey their orders and don't care whether they scold them or not? Well...it's very possible, because they are robots and act according to the predetermined plan, as long as they do not violate the rules. Orders, no matter how you scold them, there will be no response. Because no recruits have ever scolded the officer in front of the officer, there must be no such setting in them. Hee hee, you can scold him."

    Although there is such a guess, Tang Long tried a few times to endure being stabbed in his butt to be safe. Sure enough, when he stopped saying nothing, he was stabbed, and while scolding the instructor's ancestor, he swam and didn't stab his butt. After confirming the conjecture, Tang Long scolded all the swear words he could think of, while swimming hard. Tang Long felt that the bird qi he had received yesterday had all vanished at this moment.

    For a while, Tang Long suddenly felt that the water was getting shallower and shallower, until all the water disappeared. At this time, he saw that the five instructors were still standing in the same place with their hands behind their backs. If their clothes were still dripping with water, they would not have been in the water for so long.

    "Damn! These guys are actually waterproof." Tang Long just pouted and said this, and immediately received an electric whip. He was so frightened that he immediately prepared to overthrow his own guess. But the instructor's words gave him hope:

    "Don't make faces! Soldiers have to look like soldiers! Stand still!"

    Hearing this, Tang Long immediately experimented: "Damn! Do you think you are the queen? You always whip people with whips!" These words did not match the expression at all. Tang Long said this with a serious expression on his face. , and stood up straight with his hands behind his back.

    Unfortunately, Tang Long still got a whip, "Remember! When answering the sir, you must first say: Yes, sir! No, sir! When you want to ask questions, you must first report to the sir! When you do something wrong, you must say sorry sir. This is the etiquette of a soldier!"

    Hearing that the instructor didn't beat him for what he said gave Tang Long the courage to continue his experiment: "Yes, sir! Your grandma's, it hurts me so much!"

    When Tang Longdan waited for the answer with trembling fear, the instructor did not draw his whip, but nodded with satisfaction and said, "Very well, that's it. You have completed the 10-kilometer swimming penalty, and now go to shooting training!" Said After turning around, he stepped into the queue of the four robots.

    When Tang Long heard this, he couldn't help laughing, but he still forced an indifferent expression on his face. "Hee hee, he didn't respond to scolding him like this, and he will have a better life in the future!" Tang Long didn't know that, on a whim, he would later bring him the notoriety of being a cold-faced hooligan, a cold-faced defiant, and so on. At the same time, the development of this habit also gave him a lot of training. He didn't know this transfer method, and his fatigue and drowsiness had disappeared.

    At this time, a robot on the farthest side turned around and walked towards the wall, entering a door. These robots are keeping the pace of soldiers at all times.

    Tang Long looked very curiously, and asked without thinking, "Report sir! What is that guy going to do there? What room is that?" He said what he wanted to say. Of course, during this period of time, he had to try his best not to let his expression change, so he couldn't control it.

    Although these instructors are intelligent robots, their information base does not explain these swear words, nor does it tell them how the soldiers will punish the officers for scolding the superiors in person. They stay in this remote place and don't get along with people, and all their knowledge is obtained online. The websites used in the training camp are of course owned by the government and the military. Those private websites cannot be accessed, so they cannot absorb any market culture in this regard.

    So when they heard Tang Long's questioning, they felt that there was nothing rude, didn't they ask the report first? They didn't know the words "that guy" were meant to be derogatory, they just knew it was referring to the departing robot. Because of this, they believed that they fully met the requirements of the military, so they quickly answered Tang Long's words:

    "That's the arsenal, and the V3L65B4-3C41 instructor is going to get the weapon for training."

    Only then did Tang Long know the name of the instructor. It was such a difficult number to remember, and they were all the same. If he didn't pay attention, he would not know who was who. So Tang Long didn't memorize it at all, and didn't want to know the numbers of other instructors. His interest was all drawn to that door.

    After a while, a mountain of various weapons was pushed out by the robot like a shopping cart in a supermarket. When he came to Tang Long, he casually took out the pistol and handed it over. At this time, the scene changed and it became an open-air shooting range.

    "This is a laser pistol, and an energy box can shoot a hundred times in a row. This is the safety, this is the trigger, this is the sight..." The robot explained in detail how to use the pistol.

    "Sir, I will use it. I think I was a master of electric guns back then." Tang Long happily played with the pistol. He played computer games most with three-dimensional shooting, so he was very confident in the structure and accuracy of the gun. land.

    "Very good, hit a hundred flies flying there. If you don't finish it, you will have no food today." The instructor finished coldly, and dropped a laser sight, a holographic image helmet, and a Big box of energy blocks. Then he stood by and looked at Tang Long silently.

    "Flies?! One hundred?" Tang Long stared at a place a few hundred meters away with his mouth that could not be closed. He couldn't even see the numbers on the target there. He had to shoot by himself without moving regularly and was extremely small. flies?

    Things like flies, mosquitoes, cockroaches, mice, etc., as long as there are humans, there are traces of them, especially on the Planet of the Apes. The vitality and reproduction rate of these guys are too powerful, even with the current technology, they cannot be completely eliminated. So it is not surprising that these things can survive into this era.

    "Report sir! I can't, please teach me." Tang Long's stomach growled immediately when he thought that he had no food to eat. Is it okay to go without food for a day? So Tang Long also forgot to say Huahua, and added honorifics.

    The robot understands the meaning of honorifics, so it nodded and took a step forward: "Remember, you can't be proud, pride can make people sloppy, but you can't be sloppy on the battlefield. A slight error will immediately decide your fate, if you are the commander. Officer, it also determines the fate of your subordinates!"

    Tang Long knew that the instructor was teaching his pride just now, but he didn't expect a robot to do this trick. But he also knew that the instructor was right, so he humbly accepted it.

    "Well, put on the holographic helmet of the space fighter pilot, which can pull distant objects in front of your eyes, and at the same time adjust the speed of the target's movement. Also put a laser sight on the gun, which can make the gun have Pointing function." The instructor pointed the gun while talking, and instructed Tang Long how to use the helmet and assemble the laser sight. He is a robot, and he can achieve the same function without using these tools at all.

    They would be the best fighters on the battlefield if it wasn't for the fear of robots out of control. Of course, the war at that time will become an expensive super game without bloodshed. This game will definitely bring greater and more dangers while making mankind lose the understanding of the danger of war.

    For example, if a robot suddenly awakens one day, this danger is terrible enough. With self-awareness, how will robots that are used by humans as slave tools treat humans? But this answer appeared thousands of years ago, and thus allowed mankind to continue the bloody war.

    Tang Long hurriedly brought the helmet of the pilot of the space fighter. After pressing the button to start, with the movement and attention of the vision, the distant scene became more and more forward, and finally Tang Long could clearly see the furry and disgusting fly of a fly. body. He didn't know why this infantry training camp actually had such a helmet, you must know that it was a special helmet for fighter pilots! Only the fighter pilot training base has it.

    In fact, Tang Long's first choice was to be a space fighter pilot. Unfortunately, that was the most stringent personnel requirement of all arms. Not only must they have super-high reflexes, they must also have super-strong physique and will, and they must also possess various space knowledge. Those recruits who are successful in the test are not intended to be pilots. Even if you can graduate, but your grades are not top-notch, you can only sit on the bench as a post-service officer. Space fighter pilots can be said to be the most senior among the individual soldiers. You must know that any pilot has the lowest rank of second lieutenant.

    In addition to the infantry selected by Tang Long, the minimum requirements are the flight attendants and maintenance personnel in the battleship. But don't underestimate the flight attendants, they are likely to become captains in command of warships. However, this requirement is useless to Tang Long, because the first requirement is good memory, good grades, and a certain command and response ability. The maintenance personnel must have a certain understanding and interest in machinery.

    In addition to a step-by-step promotion, only officers sent by the staff can directly serve as captains. If you want to enter the staff, you can only choose the staff training camp. This branch has fewer requirements than pilots. They do not require any strong physique, and even weak scholars can apply. However, the requirements for intelligence, adaptability and command ability have been greatly improved.

    As for the space fighters, there are several types, one is the fighters who rely on brute force to fight in close quarters, and the other is the special forces who can do anything. The former one only needs to be physically fit, and the latter one is super difficult. The training time is 5 years, and their credit will not be announced to the public. It belongs to the people who live in the dark. Therefore, new recruits are generally not recruited, and they are selected from experienced veterans.

    At this time, the instructor's words just came: "You need to analyze what target you want to hit and the distance between the target and yourself, and then adjust the diameter of the laser appropriately. Now it should be adjusted to a diameter of 1 mm. Then use the helmet and sight. Aim at the target, the helmet has automatic tracking and can lock on to the target.”

    Following the instructor's words, Tang Long immediately saw a fly that was enlarged to the size of a fist on the screen, and its entire stomach was smashed by a laser. Tang Long didn't wait for the instructor's instructions and hurriedly picked up his gun and aimed at another fly to tap. But it wasn't as easy as he imagined. The huge fly on the screen continued to fly. There was no laser beside it, and it flew away.

    "Do you think you can hit the shot if you can see it? If you can't keep up with your eyes, it's useless! Take off your helmet and practice target shooting first! Then adjust the sight distance of the helmet from low to high to shoot flies. Remember, you didn't hit a hundred. Just a fly, you don't have to eat today, and the number will be 200 tomorrow, you can't eat if you miss it! These flies are all virtual, so the computer will help you remember the number of shots, it's useless to fake ." After the instructor finished speaking coldly, he stood there motionless.

    "Yes sir! Grandma is a bear! Do you think I can't hit it? Humph! I must eat today's meal!" Tang Long immediately took off his helmet, took his gun and aimed at the target that had moved 50 meters forward, and started shooting . The first few shots didn't hit the red heart, but after getting familiar with it, and using the laser pointing, it was very effective to adjust the gap, and with the help of the sight, it didn't take long for the gun to hit. It seems his game was not played in vain.

    After moving to 100 meters and still hitting the bullseye, Tang Long put on a helmet and adjusted the fly to the size of his thumb. Tang Long thought he would be able to hit this time, but he still missed. Because his hands still couldn't keep up with the erratic flight of the fly.

    Tang Long used a whole box of the energy blocks, and half of the new ones the instructor took out. Thousands of lasers didn't hit a single fly. Now Tang Long's hands and legs are soft, his index fingers are numb, and his stomach is even more hungry. Only then did I realize that although this space helmet is easy to use, my hands are not the laser cannons on the fighter plane. How can I keep up with it?

    "****** bastard! Dead fly! You fly! I can't believe I can't kill you!" Tired and hungry Tang Long puffed at a fly that he had been aiming at for a long time. It also moved naturally, Tang Long felt that he had aimed, and pulled the trigger. The fly on the image was smashed and hit!

    Tang Long jumped up and cheered excitedly, but he was whipped immediately, and at the same time, cold words came: "There are 99 more." "Got it sir! ******, it's really perverted, whipping the whip at every turn. I've only been here for two days, but I've been kicked twice, and I've been whipped hundreds of times.

    Tang Long suddenly realized that he should direct his hand carefully, so that as long as he can see it, the gun in his hand will automatically keep up with the aiming. After an unknown amount of time, Tang Long finally completed the goal of 100 flies. After hearing the instructor say yes, he would rather sit down and take a few whips before standing up.

    "Okay, now disbanded. But you're taking too much time, lunch and dinner are over. It's evening break, the restaurant is out of service, it won't open until tomorrow morning, and in the morning the restaurant will be open as soon as they gather. Just close. I hope you won't be late again." After the instructor who had been standing beside Tang Long, he followed the other robots back to his room and disappeared.

    In the entire hall, only Tang Long, who was in a daze, and a large number of unknown weapons beside him.

    After a long time, a weak voice sounded: "Dead fly! I can't stand against you! Woo woo...my breakfast, lunch and dinner..." Tang Long leaned on the pile of weapons and weakly stretched: "Do you want to I eat these iron guys..." Suddenly Tang Long looked at the weapon with light in his eyes.

    Immediately after the robot disappeared, the hall turned into a night scene, with stars shining on the ceiling like the night sky on the planet. Originally in this dark environment, Tang Long should have felt afraid, but unfortunately he has only eaten one meal since yesterday, and the feeling of fear was completely replaced by the feeling of hunger. Now even if he encounters the snake that Tang Long is most afraid of, he will grab it and eat it.

    Tang Long found something illuminating from the pile of weapons, and was looking for something by the weak light. "Damn, why are all the weapons like pistols and guns?" Tang Long turned out all the weapons, and suddenly he found a round, short-barreled weapon with an extra-large barrel.

    "Pointing single-soldier blasting gun?!" Tang Long saw the words painted on the weapon, and shouted happily: "It's great, it's it!" He picked it up, walked to the wall and began to grope: " Well, this is my room, I remember walking about five steps to the restaurant... Well, that's it."

    Tang Long placed the illuminator in the corner of the wall he identified, then ran a few steps, took aim and shot. The method of use is painted on the weapon, so of course Tang Long will use it. A red light emerged, and a violent airflow blew with a loud noise. Tang Long was blown a few times and knocked against the wall.

    Tang Long ignored the pain in his face, threw down his weapon with bright eyes, and ran to the place where a big hole was blown. He blew up in the right place, and that was the restaurant.

    As the hungry tiger-like Tang Long rushed in, the sensor light in the restaurant came on, but it went out in no time. Tang Long didn't care about this. At the moment when the light was on, he saw a set meal box placed on the table closest to the door. With memory and scent, Tang Long pounced accurately in the dark.

    Tang Long didn't think about why the restaurant that automatically cleans up the table will still have food here after it is closed. I don't care what I eat, and I don't use utensils such as spoons. Instead, he grabbed it with his hand and put it in his mouth, and then chewed and swallowed desperately, looking like a hungry tiger devoured it. He didn't stop until he took a few bites on the metal plate and found that he couldn't bite.

    "Huh! It's cool, I never thought the food turned out to be so delicious." Tang Long grabbed the bottle of water next to him and gulped a few sips before burping and taking a breath. Mood to think about something.

    "Strange, the instructors should have heard such a loud noise, why didn't you come to punish me?" Tang Long muttered, when he found himself in a dark restaurant, and it was a restaurant where he could not see his fingers.

    "Mummy!" An inexplicable sense of fear immediately occupied Tang Long's heart. This feeling made him rush towards the door in his impression like a fly. After hitting it three times in a row, he finally hit the door and came to the hall. When he saw the looming stars above his head, he breathed a sigh of relief.

    However, the stars on the ceiling suddenly disappeared, and the entire hall became dark. Tang Long looked around in horror: "I can't see anything, why is it so dark? Could it be that I destroyed the energy facility just now?" This is a space base, and there is no sun around, so when the light source in the base disappears If it is, it is absolutely darkness, and the eyes can't adapt to it, because the eyes need to have low light to adapt to the dark, so now Tang Long is blind.

    The more Tang Long thought about it, the more inappropriate it became, and the more terrifying he felt. He was about to open his mouth to call the instructor out, but when he thought of the appearance of those skull robots, he immediately shivered and got goosebumps all over his body. It's okay if he doesn't want to, but when he thinks of those skeleton heads, his heart immediately shudders.

    He was so frightened that he hurriedly lay on the ground: "What should I do? What should I do?..." This was what he thought in his heart, but he didn't dare to make a sound, for fear that something would discover him by his sound. At the same time, I felt that it was not safe to stay in one place, so I started to climb up with my hands and feet.

    Just when Tang Long was frightening himself and was about to drive himself crazy, he suddenly touched a metal object. When he first touched it, he almost screamed, but he immediately showed joy because it was a laser pistol.

    He hurriedly grabbed it in his hands. Although he had goosebumps all over his body and his heart ached, he wasn't as frightened as before: "Hahahaha!" Tang Long laughed loudly and shot everywhere with his gun.

    With the light of the laser, Tang Long found the pile of weapons beside him, and when he was overjoyed, he hurriedly changed into the burst laser gun, and when he picked it up, he burst into a burst of fire: "It's cool! Who else dares to come here? Come on? Look at me. Don't shoot you into a hornet's nest!" As he spoke, dozens of beams shot out.

    Almost after the energy was shot, Tang Long held the gun and lay down on the pile of weapons to rest: "Hehe, what is there to be afraid of, what should I be afraid of if I have a gun?! Hey, gun, gun, you are really my baby... It's... my... baby... ah..." Tang Long, whose voice was getting lower and lower, was exhausted physically and mentally for a day, finally couldn't stand it anymore and fell asleep.

    "Tang Long...Tang Long! Tang Long!!!" Hearing the shout, Tang Long reluctantly opened his eyes. As soon as he saw the scene in front of him, his eyes widened and his heart stopped beating, because A white skull was facing his mouth with gloomy snow-white teeth.

    Tang Long didn't even think about it, he picked up the gun and fired a burst of fire. But after shooting, Tang Long immediately opened his mouth wide, he knew he was in bad luck. Because that's a robot instructor.

    The robot was shot dozens of times, but like a normal person, only a few scorched holes were broken in the military uniform, exposing the snow-white metal skeleton inside.

    The robot instructor was not angry at all, but nodded to Tang Long with his hands behind his back and said, "Very well, you are not late this time."

    Hearing this, Tang Long was so pleasantly surprised that he forgot his fear. He hurriedly dropped the laser gun and saluted, "Hello, sir!"

    The instructor also saluted, but what he said made Tang Long fall into the abyss: "But you intend to murder the officer, and now you will be punished to carry 20 kilograms and perform a 10-kilometer frog leap. If you give up halfway, you will accept the death penalty. !" After speaking coldly, he turned and walked away.

    The dumb Tang Long could only watch a heavy piece of clothing emerge from the ground, and soon, a shrill cry rang in the hall of the 23rd regiment.

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