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    Tang Liwen immediately shouted, "it's obviously water polo, but why is it called Earth?"

    Liu Dong said with a smile, "it's like our hometown." Hearing this sentence, except that Phil did not feel it, other people of Zhongzhou star origin nodded in agreement.

    "do you know? It is said that the origin of the predecessor of the Union of Violet was founded in ancient times by a planet called Earth in conjunction with several other planets. At the same time, according to the textual research of historians of various countries, that earth is also one of the earliest civilized planets in the universe. " Tang long said leisurely.

    "well, this earth is not that earth, is it?" Phil, who didn't know much about this, asked in surprise.

    Tang long said with a smile, "Oh, that's not possible. I don't know how many years ago that earth disappeared in accordance with the laws of the universe."

    "which businessman gave him that name?" Said Phil with a frown.

    "it's the same name!" Tang Liwen shouted.

    Tang long nodded and touched Tang Liwen's head and said, "well, it should be like this." After all, except for unmanned stars, according to cosmic convention, all planets are named after the names of the planet's native intelligent creatures. It is possible that the intelligent creatures on that planet call this planet by the name 'Earth'. "

    As he spoke, Tang long pulled up the introduction to the planet, which was written by the first person who discovered him. The first discovery here refers to the first person in a country to find it. Perhaps the planet has long been discovered by others, but since the federal galaxy map of the Styx Sea does not have his information, when the people of Styx Sea first discovered it, they can write an introduction to the planet on the Styx Sea galaxy map.

    The introduction to the planet goes like this: today is really * unlucky that the damn navigator will input the wrong space azimuth code to get us to a place we've never been before, and we don't have enough energy to jump back! Damn navigator, I must hang him before I die!

    We are lucky to find a planet that is not in the galaxy map when we are about to run out of energy. Oh, thank the universe god! When I write an introduction to this planet, I must write down the contents of my diary!

    * bullshit universe god! The people on this planet are all perverts, and there are hundreds of countries on a small planet, more than the whole universe! Although the leaders of all countries treat me like a monkey, the chicks here are very nice. And they are more beautiful and noble than those prostitutes, and their skin is even more white and tender. Well, my crew and I are in a good mood.

    Damn it! It's over. I'm done this time. I had no idea that this planet would be so abnormal that they didn't use Wulai coins! And there is no Universe Bank to open a branch here! Damn it, there are hundreds of currencies on a small planet. I feel sorry for their businessmen if they want so many currencies. Well, what makes people faint even more is that they can't produce the energy used by spaceships! It is not until now that I understand that although this planet is in a chaos-free galaxy, the people on the planet are all hominids!

    No, I can't stand it any longer. There are no three-dimensional movies, no virtual games, and what's even more terrible is that there are no goods worth buying at all! I want to go back! I have to go back! I have seen the green light of carnivores in the eyes of hundreds of their leaders. If I don't go, these perverted primitive people will surely cut me up.

    Today, I watched a fight scene performed by millions of primitive people. Hundreds of countries formed several alliances to fight for the ownership of the rest of us. When I heard their reasons for fighting, if I hadn't taken into account that their fire yao guns could hurt us, I would have fought them a long time ago! Shit, can I be owned by you lowly creatures who are still using propeller planes?

    Haha, I can finally go home. These perverted hominids have found a mineral that can generate great energy. What they mean is that they want to turn this mineral into a powerful weapon to destroy the hominids who compete with them for us. Shit, I finally found something to replace the energy of the spaceship. Will I let you waste it? Pretend that it can help them create more powerful weapons, and all of a sudden they have the energy to make a jump. Hey hey, goodbye to the damn planet, goodbye to the damn savage primitive man. When I get back, I must write in the introduction to the planet: "this is a planet that is poor in materials, does not have any goods, and is inhabited by a group of savage and aggressive primitive people, so it is not worth making any investment at all."

    After reading this diary-like introduction to the planet, Tang long began to ponder. Tang Liwen shook her head and said, "A planet with nothing?" Brother, let's not go there. The primitive people will eat us. " Speaking of Tang Liwen, she had already shown a worried look.

    Phil also nodded and said, "Boss, from the introduction, this is an uncivilized primitive planet. Just look at the hundreds of currencies on this planet and you can see how backward they are." Let's choose another planet. I'm afraid we won't be able to sell anything on this planet. "

    After meditating for a while, Tang long ordered the navigator, "go back to Zhongzhou Star!" Hearing this, everyone was stupefied, but soon became so happy that he could go back and boast about the scenery of the starfish to his family, and he bought a lot of gifts for his family that they had never seen before.

    On the other hand, Phil muttered in her heart, "Zhongzhou Star?" If you haven't heard of it, is this planet the boss's home? " Thinking of this, she also began to enthusiastically prepare to see what the boss's home was like.

    Tang long, who had only left Zhongzhou Star for three days, came back with the caravan. Phil, who followed Tang long off the spaceship, was immediately startled, because as soon as the people at the dock in the space port saw the figure of Tang long, they knelt down and shouted, "Welcome back!" It was not until now that Phil knew that Tang long was the head of a certain family system, but she was not uncomfortable with the kneeling ceremony, because her country, the Federation of the Sea of Hades, was a constitutional monarchy, although it was a democratic politics. but when the king visits or receives his people, the people still have to kneel and worship.

    "my lord, why are you back so soon?" Una asked Tang long with a smile. Of course, she didn't ask this, but who was the beautiful woman around Tang long? didn't she stare at Phil all the time?

    "suddenly I had a plan, so I came back." Tang long, who felt Una's eyes, immediately introduced Phil and Una to each other and said, "this is my personal lawyer, Felieta." This is my chief financial officer, Una. "

    "Hello, welcome to Zhongzhou Star. I'm Una Tang." Una naturally reached out to Phylli.

    "Hello, thank you for your welcome. I'm Felieta." Phil immediately reached out politely with her fingertips and gently squeezed Una's hand. For this elegant and extraordinary Una Tang, although she met for the first time, she immediately felt that this beautiful woman was very threatening to her.

    Although Tang long wondered how Youna added a Tang word after her name, he said to Una: "notify all the retainers to have a meeting in Haicheng two hours later. There are a large number of high-tech products on the merchant ship, all of which are civilian products. Let people transport it to the public at cost, and let us people enjoy high-tech. This is a trade contract signed with the Federation of the Undersea. Make a copy for Chen Wenjie to take with him. Also, this is a map of commercial galaxies recording the 1/5 region of chaos-free galaxies. "

    Una nodded while arranging the neckties and corners of clothes for Tang long, while conveying Tang long's orders to the people around her. When Phil saw Una's movements and the way she occasionally curled her eyes, she couldn't help gritting her teeth and thinking, "she showed it to me on purpose!" Damn it! Who on earth is she to Tang long? " Thinking of this, Phil couldn't help looking at Tang Liwen next to her, ready to secretly ask her. But when she saw this, Phil froze, because Tang Liwen did not entangle Tang long as usual, but stood cleverly and kept her head down in silence.

    Phil gently touched Tang Liwen and asked quietly, "what's the matter?"

    Tang Liwen looked up at Una first, and then whispered to Phil, "I stole out. If I don't behave better, the eldest sister won't let me go." Tang Liwen is a child's mentality, deliberately exaggerating the harm of the people he is afraid of, so that he will not be humiliated by punishment.

    "Sister?" Phil asked inexplicably, this mature, stable and beautiful woman is Tang long's eldest sister? It's not like that.

    "she is the eldest of all my sisters, so she is my eldest sister." Tang Liwen stuck out her tongue and lowered her head and whispered. Because she found Una staring at herself.

    "so many sisters?" Phil felt a little dizzy. It was only a Una who thought she was a threat to her. I didn't know how many of them I didn't know. When she woke up and wanted to post again, she found that Tang Liwen had already taken Una's hand and followed Tang long out, talking and laughing, and now Tang Longzheng turned back and shouted to her, "Phil, let's go to the meeting." Although she was in a panic now, she was still on her heels.

    After receiving the notice, busy retainers in various parts of Zhongzhou Star immediately ran back to Haicheng, the new administrative capital. As it is customary for the meeting to be held in the square outside the capital of Haicheng, many people who have received the news have abandoned their work and come to watch, besieging the square. Phil, who stayed in the capital of Haicheng, was very surprised to look at the mountain-filled crowd outside. Even if she stayed inside, she could feel the noise of the people. She was very skeptical that the open-air meeting could be held in the end if so many people were huddled together.

    But what surprised Phil happened, the people suddenly quieted down as if they had been ordered, and gave way to a spacious passageway, one by one dressed in blue uniforms and holding laser rifles, stepping neatly into the square through the entrance of the crowd. Seeing the mighty appearance of these soldiers, Phil sighed to herself in surprise: "just looking at their military appearance, we can see that they are much better than the soldiers of the Federation of the Undersea!" What kind of planet is Zhongzhou Star? Can the family system have such powerful soldiers? "

    After the army erected a human wall around the square, the people became noisy again. Seeing this, Phil no longer noticed and began to look at the room, but before she could see the layout of the room, the noise outside the window suddenly quieted down. Phil looked back and saw a large number of middle-aged or young people coming out of the crowd. These people have a characteristic, that is, they raise their chin slightly, that is, they walk with their heads held high. As the crowd passed by, the crowd bowed their heads and saluted. After seeing these people sitting on the footless stool in the square, the crowd began to make a noise.

    Then there was a knock on the door and a voice said, "Miss Phil, it's our turn to take our seats." Phil immediately recognized that it was Una's voice, and she hurriedly opened the door and said, "Yes, Miss Una."

    Una said with a smile, "Let's not call the young lady. It's terrible to hear."

    "then call me by my name, for it looks affectionate." Phil was a lawyer anyway, and of course she was very good at coaxing people, so she immediately borrowed Una's words to bring them closer. After she knew that Una was below one person and above thousands of people, she began to figure out how to curry favor with her. Now that I am a member of Tang long's camp, it is not good for me to offend this number two person at all.

    "come on, let's go outside. The sisters in charge of all the departments are here. I'll introduce you." Una said as the eldest sister, pulling Phil out as she spoke.

    "Thank you, sister." Philippe secretly thought about the sentence "sisters in charge of various departments" and secretly guessed in her heart that the heads of the department accepted by Tang long were all women.

    When I came out, sure enough, they were all women, and there were five women sitting on a row of legless chairs in front of them, and they were five very beautiful women. At the sight of these beauties, Phil's heart began to tumble and kept thinking: "these five beauties plus Una, what is the relationship between them and Tang long?" As a result, when Una introduced herself, she would only nod with a dull smile and say hello. Nice to meet you.

    Ling Li and others are very interested in this very polite lawyer, but also know what Tang long brought her back to do, but also warmly greeted her. Phil, who was pulled by Una to sit down and woke up, looked around and found that Tang Liwen was not there. She could not help asking quietly, "Sister Una, how come you don't see Sister Liwen?"

    "Oh, she's not qualified to attend the meeting yet. I don't know where she is now." Una answered casually.

    Phil was surprised that Tang Li tattooed as Tang long's sister was not qualified to attend the meeting. Ling Li, who was only a teenager, was able to attend the meeting. It seems that the family system of Tang long can ascend to a high position as long as he has talent, otherwise, why can't Tang long's closest relatives attend the meeting? In this way, these six beauties are not the kind of people who only have appearance, but talents with both appearance and appearance. It seems that if you want to gain a foothold here, you have to show yourself.

    "see my lord!" Phil, who was meditating, was startled by the loud cry. She looked up and saw that everyone present was on the ground, so that she could not help bending her head down. Anyway, she was already kneeling on the ground, and there was no difference between bowing her head and kneeling. Phil, with her head down, muttered mockingly to herself, "the ranking of these state stars is really strict." However, this has an advantage, it can frighten outsiders, I was scared by them to follow the kneeling salute. "

    After giving everyone a free ride, Tang long sat down on the legless chair facing everyone. Tang long glanced at the crowd and said, "Let me first introduce my personal lawyer and the first lawyer on Zhongzhou Star." With that, he waved his hand to Phil and motioned for her to get up and introduce herself.

    Of course, Phil, the lawyer, was not afraid of these big scenes. She got up and nodded to everyone and smiled and said, "I'm Felieta." The retainers immediately smiled and nodded back, and the private lawyer around the lord could not afford to offend.

    After Phil sat down, Una next to her immediately leaned forward and said, "We Zhongzhou Star do not have any lawyers or judges except you. I hope you can train some qualified lawyers and judges in the future." at the same time, our Zhongzhou Star Constitution also needs your help to revise and shape it. "

    Hearing that Zhongzhou Star's lawyers, judges and the Constitution were all trained and amended by themselves, Philippe, who had long been very interested in the job, nodded excitedly and said, "I will work hard."

    Tang long did not know the following whisper. after sitting down, he continued: "I believe everyone knows that our goods can not be sold now, because no caravan is willing to come to us to trade." Hearing this, the retainers bowed their heads, and the onlookers bowed their heads sadly.

    "Don't worry, we don't care whether those caravans come to trade with us at all, because the quality and price ratio of our products is the best!" When Tang long said this, he nodded and continued: "A few days ago, I shipped a hundred merchant ships to the Federation of Pluto, in the middle of the chaos-free system, where the price of meat has been artificially high. Do you know how high the price of beef has been?" he nodded and continued: "A few days ago, I shipped a hundred merchant ships to the Federation of Pluto, in the middle of the chaos-free system." do you know to what extent they have raised the price of beef? "

    Tang long deliberately waited for everyone to shake his head to show that he did not know: "the Federation of the Undersea is the richest country in a chaos-free galaxy. In the market price of this rich country, 100 grams of beef we sell for 1 yuan per jin costs 16 yuan Wulai!" I heard that my worst beef can be sold for 16 yuan for 100 grams in a country that has never heard of it. All the people, whether they were the people or their retainers or those soldiers who were expressionless and guarded on duty, all looked at Tang long with bright eyes. They could not believe this was true, but their masters could not tell lies. So this is true?.?.

    Tang long saw that everyone's breath was a little heavy and hurriedly rest in peace: "of course, this is the market price, and it is the artificially raised market price, like the kind of beef that sells 100 grams for 16 yuan. The purchase price of their government is 4 yuan 100 grams." Originally, when I heard what Tang long said at the beginning, everyone's excitement calmed down. after all, everyone knew that it was impossible to sell his goods at the market price, but when he heard Tang long say 4 yuan and 100 grams, everyone was in a hurry again. They have all studied math, and they know very well that their 1-yuan-a-jin beef can be sold for 20 yuan in the Federation of Hades! A full 20 times the profit!

    "the 100s I shipped sold 50 trillion Wulai dollars!" When Tang long said this, the crowd who had been waiting for a long time could not help cheering loudly.

    After Tang long and his people cheered for a while, he raised his hand to calm them down. He was indeed a member of the people educated by the family system. When he saw Tang long's hand raised, the public immediately shut his mouth and listened quietly to Tang long's next words: "I have signed a trade contract with the Federation of Styx to ensure that 100 merchant ships will ship their vegetables and meat to the Federation of Styx every week." People are excited to hear this, doesn't it mean that there are tens of trillions of yuan of income every week?

    It was very strange to see the people so excited, because she couldn't figure out why these people were excited about things that had nothing to do with them. That money belongs to Tang long. What does it have to do with them? Seeing Phil's face, Una, who had guessed something, leaned forward and whispered, "they are so happy because they think of themselves and their master as one." Moreover, this planet belongs to the Lord, and these people also belong to the Lord. The Lord's money will certainly make his planet and his people better. " When Phil heard this, she could not help looking at the sincere smiles of the people and nodded thoughtfully.

    "but in order to make us all rich, I will set aside 50 of those 100 merchant ships to carry private cargo for the people. After the unified sales, then distribute the funds according to the proportion. Of course, not everyone is qualified to let the caravan help him sell the goods. Only those who have the best quality of the goods are qualified to let the caravan sell for him! " Tang long wisely made this decision, which not only allows the public to work hard to produce, but also does not let the public reduce the quality in order to expand the output, because as long as your quality is poor, you are not qualified to let the goods on board, and there is no chance to double and double the profit.

    Tang long suddenly stood up and shouted, "in order to expand our commercial operations, I am going to convert those more than 500 passenger ships into merchant ships, and then rent them to all capable businessmen to trade for free. You can apply to the Trade Administration." of course, this requires collateral. I have only three requirements for these businessmen who go out to trade. The first one is that I want you to expand our trade, take our products out, and at the same time bring back more and better products for our people. I have a galaxy map that records the spatial orientation and commercial information of chaos-free galaxy 1/5 for everyone to share. As long as you perfect it, this is my second requirement. For those who can add planetary information to this galaxy map, I will, in accordance with cosmic practice, give the discoverer the honor of writing an introduction to the discovery of stars, and as long as he discovers a new planet and collects certain commercial and military information, then you will get a bonus of 1 million Vulai dollars. Of course, businessmen who go out to trade should not forget to exchange galaxy maps at the Galaxy Administration and report their trade status to the Trade Administration when they come back. Those who develop well can enjoy the reward of tax reduction. As for the third rule, hehe, that is, don't forget to pay taxes. From now on, taxes will be reduced to 10%. Such low taxes can't be evaded. I have to rely on taxes for a living. "

    Everyone laughed at Tang long's humorous tone, and the public laughed and decided to go to the Trade Administration to apply for merchant ships after the meeting was over.

    On the other hand, Una patted herself on the forehead and moaned in a low voice, "Oh, my God, there are two new departments all of a sudden. I don't seem to be free."

    Phil looked at Una curiously and asked, "what about the Trade Administration and the Galaxy Administration that didn't exist before?"

    "it didn't exist at all before, and it only existed at this moment when the Lord said it!" Una said viciously. Seeing that Una was unhappy, Phil cleverly shut up and stopped asking.

    Tang long saw that his retainers began to be ready to move when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "in order not to let officials concentrate on farming for the sake of wealth, thus forgetting their own duties." From now on, the title system will be implemented, which will be divided into one to three categories: Lord, Viscount, Baron, Earl, Marquis, Duke, King, etc. The lowest monthly salary of the third Lord is 1000 Vulai, the monthly salary of the second Lord is 1500 Vulai, the monthly salary of the first Lord is 2000 Vulai, and so on. The title cannot be hereditary. Those with the title must retire at the age of 60. Those with the title of third-class duke or above will not be abolished after retirement. After retirement, those who have a knighthood will enjoy a monthly salary on the job forever, regardless of whether the title is still there or not. In addition, as long as they are not stripped of their title before retirement, they will have access to free medical care and free access to public facilities forever. However, please keep in mind that those who hold the title of knighthood are not allowed to abuse their power or abuse their power for personal gain during their tenure in business, and all violators will be shot! Those who do not want to have a knighthood can resign to their superiors directly under their jurisdiction, but if they find that they have been in private business, abused their power, and abused their power for personal gain before they resign, they will be hunted and shot forever! " Tang long doesn't want the officials under him to quit after making a fortune, so he can go into business aboveboard.

    At first, when they heard the titles, the retainers and the people wondered whether their masters were going to be emperors, but when they heard them, they didn't feel like monarchy. However, at this time, the retainers all whispered excitedly, regardless of whether the master wanted to be emperor or not. In the past, the title of the veteran and general of the Tang family could not be compared with this title at all, such as what they used to be called "Lord of the Family" and "Lord of the Family". Can it be as beautiful as what they call Sir Alex now? What's more, not only is the monthly salary several times higher than before, but also the treatment of free medical care, free access to public facilities, and being paid until death after retirement is really lovely. Unlike the Tang family in the past, when they retired, they had to eat the old capital they had saved before. These officials do not care about the fact that they are not allowed to do business while they are in office. When they are officials, there is no time to do business. If they want to make money, they will retire and earn it. Anyway, they are still young at the age of 60. However, the two articles of "abuse of power" and "abuse of power for personal gain" made the retainers a little frightened and reminded themselves in their hearts not to commit crimes.

    "and to change the ranks of the army, according to the cosmic convention of private, first class, first class, corporal, sergeant, sergeant, warrant officer, second lieutenant, lieutenant, captain, first lieutenant, major, lieutenant, colonel, brigadier, major general, lieutenant general, general, marshal, a total of 20 grades, one year soldier without meritorious service is a private, a second year soldier without meritorious service is a first class soldier, and a third year soldier without meritorious service is a first class soldier, and a third year soldier without meritorious service is a first class soldier, and a second year soldier without meritorious service is a first class soldier, and a third year soldier without meritorious service is a first class soldier. Soldiers are not allowed to hold the post of corporal or above without meritorious service. The monthly salary of private is 500vu, that of first class is 1000 vu per month, that of first class is 1500 vu per month, and so on is 1500 vu per grade. All active servicemen will enjoy the same benefits as those with knighthood, and retired servicemen over 40 years old or above the rank of major general will enjoy the same treatment as retirees with knighthood. The pension for the war dead will be 100 times the monthly salary on the job, which will change with the development of the economy, and it is absolutely guaranteed that all the relatives of the martyrs will be taken care of by the government! "

    After Tang long said this, the soldiers also began to get excited, so that they had their own goals. It can not only upgrade the level, but also increase income. It's not like before, even if you work so hard, you can't get a promotion, because the rank of the Tang family is only five or six. Some soldiers who originally wanted to retire and concentrate on farming and earning money are now at ease in the army and do not want to go, because according to the service they have done over the years, it is enough to make themselves a sergeant or something. As for the rule that requires 40 years of service or above to enjoy the same treatment as those with knighthood, the soldiers have no problem with it. Although many people don't think they can be a major general, they can enjoy a pension if they retire after 40 years as a soldier. And what moves the soldiers most is that the pension for the dead will be 100 times the monthly salary on the job, so that even if a private at the bottom dies, there will be 50,000 Vulai dollars, and even if there is inflation, the pension will also increase. And when you become a martyr, you don't have to worry about your death at all.

    Phil, who was sitting next to Una, heard Una murmuring that she didn't know what to say, and finally couldn't help asking again curiously, "what's wrong with Una's sister?"

    "well, our master will just make a few decisions and keep us busy to death! Look, there are two more tasks now. Really, you didn't tell us these decisions in advance! " Una sighed helplessly.

    "Why? Didn't you discuss all these decisions mentioned by the boss? " Phil said in surprise.

    "what to discuss, he is used to thinking about where to say that, and I don't know what stimulated him, but after the two departments came out of the two departments, there were two big policy measures all of a sudden." Una skimmed her lips and said.

    "Ah! I think the boss said it in an organized way. I thought you had discussed it. " Phil was surprised to look at Tang long, who was still eloquent.

    "it was just his impromptu performance, and afterwards you asked him to say that it must be different from what it is now, so we all have to take notes." Una said, shaking the recorder in her hand. Phil looked around curiously and found that all the people sitting had this thing in their hands.

    "well, I'm not busy. All I have to do is set aside the funds. But Sally, Jess and Liwu are going to be too busy with my lord's two policies. " Una saw that her forehead was sweating not far away and smiled at Liwu, who was discussing something with some of her men. But when her eyes saw Sally and Jess sitting on the other side of her side calmly listening to Tang long, she couldn't help curiously leaning forward and asked, "Why aren't you two in a hurry?" The beautiful dance is already sweating. "

    Sally and Jess both looked at Li Dance, and then Sally leaned forward and smiled and said, "Sister, why do we need to be in a hurry? just bring the military system of the Union of Violet to use." As for the monthly salaries of those army officers and soldiers, that is your business. "

    "Oh, good for you. But I have nothing to do, as long as you hand in the salary form, I will allocate funds. " Una smiled.

    Phil, who heard them talking, nodded secretly, and it seemed that they had a clear division of labor.

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