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    Tang long, who was recognized by Xing Zero, had no idea that someone was looking for him outside. He hid in a corner of a small cold drink shop, leisurely drinking cold drinks and listening to songs. But Tang long jumped up when he heard Xing Zero's song and shouted, "Wow, I finally remember, Xing Zero!" That woman is Star Zero! How could I forget to ask for her autograph? " He slapped himself on the head.

    The other guests, who were startled by Tang long's cry, looked around to see where the star zero in Tang long's mouth was. However, these guests quickly sat down, because there were no beauties, not to mention stars and zeros around. So they secretly scolded another guy who was fascinated by Star Zero and ignored Tang long.

    Tang long just shouted and found that he had lost his manner. he was embarrassed to hide in the corner and was silent. After all, his voice was too loud just now. He did not think of going back to find Xing Zero, because Xing Zero in the dating had no idea where he had been taken by the second ancestor. So Tang long just regretted why he didn't find a better boyfriend, and unexpectedly found a useless second ancestor. He really had no vision, so he left the matter behind. After all, Tang long is not the Tang long he used to be, and now he may have to fight for battlefield in order to attract his attention.

    The ice drink shop soon quieted down, and people continued to listen to music while drinking cold drinks. At this time, a little girl came in with a basket of flowers on her arm, and a guest went to sell flowers at a table. However, it seems that most of the guests refused the little girl's sales promotion, and Tang long felt a little sad when he saw this scene. Seeing the little girl coming towards him, Tang long immediately took out a hundred-yuan bill and said, "I'll take all your flowers."

    The little girl smiled a lovely smile and said, "Yes, sir, here are 34 flowers, one hundred yuan each, a total of 3400 yuan. Thank you for your patronage."

    Hearing this, Tang long stayed there all by herself. No wonder no one bought her flowers. One hundred yuan each is so expensive! However, at the urging of the little girl, Tang long, who was unwilling to go back on her promise, could only take out 3400 yuan and hand it to the little girl. The little girl said thank you, took the bill, threw down the flower basket and turned away.

    Tang long, who was still in a daze, suddenly found that there were only about 20 flowers in the basket, and they were all plastic flowers! Looking up, I found that the owners and guests of the whole cold drink shop were secretly smiling at themselves. looking at their smiles, Tang long knew that he had been cheated! He immediately paid the bill and went out, and he wanted to ask the little girl why she had done something deceitful!

    Tang long, who walked out of the door, just found the little girl getting into an alley and couldn't help chasing after her. Not long after Tang long left, several big men in black looking for Tang long walked into the cold drink shop and looked around and immediately retreated after seeing no sign of Tang long.

    Tang long followed the little girl across the street from afar. I don't know how long he walked. When he came to a corner, he suddenly heard the little girl shouting in a cheerful voice, "guys, I just lied to a big guy, and we have the money to play!" The sound was accompanied by a burst of cheers.

    Tang long secretly poked his head out to check, which made Tang long almost fall to the ground, because dozens of children from rich families knew at a glance that they were cheering around the little girl.

    "Sister, how did you fool that big guy?" A gorgeous little girl with a beautiful necklace asked curiously.

    ", that fool pitied me and generously wanted to buy all my flowers, so I cheated him out of 100 yuan each. I was amused to see that fool looked silly!" Cried the little girl.

    A chubby little boy, dressed in expensive children's clothes, who missed the word 'play' very much, asked, "Sister, where are we going to play?"

    "go to the children's playground." As soon as the little girl said this, the children cheered, "Wow, children's playground!" I can finally go and see it! "

    "Yes, I've never been to an amusement park since I've grown up!"

    Tang long shook his head helplessly and was about to leave when he suddenly turned his head. Several big men in black who wanted to sneak up were startled, when a big man in black coughed and asked, "who are you?"

    Look at these obviously bodyguard identity of the big man, Tang long helplessly pointed behind the wry smile: "I am the big guy who was cheated."

    "Big Kaizi?" The bodyguards were stupefied for a moment, but soon said a little sheepishly, "I'm sorry, sir, miss, she's just funny, no malice." I would like to ask how much the young lady has deceived you, we can make it up to you. " A bodyguard began to take out his pocket.

    Tang long waved his hand: "No, I don't have much money." Speaking of this, Tang long suddenly asked curiously, "as soon as I said I was cheated, you would know who lied to me. Did you miss do these things all day?" He smiled awkwardly when he saw the bodyguard, knowing that it was exactly what he said. He didn't care what these kids from wealthy families would become when they grew up, so he waved his hand and left.

    Tang long, who pretended to walk away, suddenly saw a smooth black hair lying on a fence and a kitten the size of a slap. He leaned forward and teased him with great interest. However, the kitten was addicted to sleep, so he ignored Tang long at all, so that Tang long could only move on in boredom.

    After a while, Tang long found another kitten: "Yay?" Why does this kitten look exactly like that one? " Tang long scratched his head and walked on. Now the kitten got up and stretched its waist, narrowed its blue eyes and quietly looked at Tang long's back.

    After a while, Tang long saw a kitten again, and now Tang long finally learned not only to look at the kitten, but also to look at the surrounding environment. Seeing everything he was very familiar with, Tang long could not help screaming, "Oh, my God!" I can't believe I'm lost! " Helpless Tang long only dejected to continue to move forward, and the kitten has stared at Tang long this human being with lovely eyes.

    When Tang long found the kitten again, he could not help wailing, "Oh, how could I be so stupid?" I remember I'm not a road nerd. Ah, lovely kitten, can you give me some advice? I will buy fish to repay you. " Tang long has no choice but to make some witty remarks.

    "ok, go straight to the end and then go right, then walk about 100 meters, turn left, and then go straight down, so you can get to the street." The grooming kitten suddenly opened its mouth and said.

    "Oh, thank you very much. I'll buy a fish to repay you as soon as I go out." Tang long replied vaguely.

    "I want braised fish from Shangri-La. Don't show anything else." Said the kitten with a wink.

    "Oh, the red mackerel of Shangri-La, yes, I will." Tang long, who had just walked a few steps, was suddenly stiff. After a while, he turned his head and looked at the kitten in surprise and said, "can talk." Kittens? "

    The kitten glanced at Tang long and said, "what?" Haven't you ever seen a talking kitten? "

    Tang long said blankly, "I've seen pigs that can speak Sing, but I haven't seen kittens that can talk." After all, Tang long was exposed to many strange things, so he quickly accepted that cats could talk.

    "A pig who knows Sing? Can you show me? " The kitten immediately looked at Tang long curiously, which was really cute.

    "No." Tang long shook his head.

    "Why? If you don't show me, I won't take you out. What I told you just now is a lie! " Said the kitten angrily.

    "because I killed that pig." Tang long said as he slowly approached the kitten.

    "slaughtered? Why did you kill it? He is a pig who knows Sing. " Said the kitten in surprise.

    "because he can only hum, and the other pigs sing as well as he does, he is slaughtered to make a roast pig." When Tang long said this, when the kitten tilted its head and wondered why the pig could only hum, he reached out and grabbed the kitten.

    The kitten immediately struggled and shouted hurriedly, "what do you want to do?"

    Tang long lifted the kitten up, took a peek at the kitten's lower body, and could not help saying, "Strange, why is there nothing?" Are you male or female? "

    The kitten shouted angrily, "what male and female? I am a genetic creature and have no sex!"

    "genetically modified organisms? Are they test-tube organisms that reproduce asexually? Or is it cloned? " Tang long asked curiously.

    "No, it's a selection of excellent genes for all kinds of organisms and directly produced in the culture medium! Really, when I finally got out, I ran into a pervert like you, and I would have ignored you if I knew it! " Said the kitten in chagrin.

    Tang long had a flash of inspiration: "all kinds of creatures?" Are there any cyborgs? "

    The kitten glared at Tang long: "Yes, but it hasn't taken shape yet. I'm the first life to be produced."

    "Oh, but how can you talk? Generally speaking, it is impossible for kittens to talk. Your throats are different from those of us humans. " Tang long went to pull the kitten's mouth to see the structure of the kitten's throat.

    The kitten pushed Tang long's hand away with its paw and said impatiently, "Let go, why do you have so many hands and feet?" I don't know why I'm talking, but I knew I could speak to you humans when I was conscious. " Speaking of which, the kitten's eyes purred and knew it was lying. However, Tang long did not expose it, but continued to listen to it say: "but today is the first time I have spoken to a human being. No matter how much the researchers tease me, I will not scream." As soon as the kitten spoke of this, the hair of its tail suddenly stood on end, and the kitten immediately said nervously, "come on, there are people from the research institute around here!"

    Tang long did not say much and put the kitten directly into his suit bag. I can't help it. the kitten is so small that there is room for it to sit on the palm of his hand. Then Tang long ran quickly according to the direction pointed out by the kitten just now.

    Not long after Tang long left, two men in white coats appeared here. One man looked around and said strangely, "where is the kitten?" Does your tracker work? "

    The man with an instrument patted the machine in chagrin and muttered, "this crap, how can it be good and bad?" This is a new guy. "

    The first man waved and said, "forget it. We'll look for it when the machine returns to normal. Anyway, it's impossible for the kitten to leave the planet. Let's find a place to have a rest."

    "it's good, but I'm afraid the boss will say that we don't concentrate on our work." The second man said, putting the instrument in his pocket.

    "Don't concentrate on your work? Come on, we are researchers, now we have wronged ourselves to follow orders to catch cats, dare to say that we do not concentrate on our work? I really don't know what's going on up there. it's just a kitten. why bother so much? " The first man curled his mouth and said.

    The second man said mysteriously: "that is no ordinary kitten, you are in other departments, you may not know, when the kitten was born, Wulai's central computer lasted for 10 seconds, while the research institute's network was a traffic jam." According to the investigation after the event, a large amount of information was squeezed into the computer of the research institute in these 10 seconds, but it is strange that the computer capacity of the research institute has not been reduced. It took a long time for the research institute to find that all the information was sent directly to the culture tank through the line, and only the kitten was born at that time. "

    "Oh, you mean the kitten received that huge message?" The first man asked in surprise.

    "Yes, now that kitten has information in its brain that even the central computer doesn't know what it is. If you know the information that even the central computer doesn't know, what kind of meaning does it represent? as long as you can interpret the information in the kitten's brain, that's definitely a great project!" The second man waved his arm and said excitedly.

    The first man thought for a moment and said, "you say that tracking device is always out of order. Could it be the cat's fault?"

    The second man shook his head and said: "impossible, the kitten is only a few days old, now it is just a biological mobile hard drive, it does not have the ability to interfere with the equipment." I said it must be someone in the purchasing department who was corrupt and bought some defective products to come back! "

    The first man nodded: "it should be like this, the procurement department to help each guy fat and fat, not corruption is strange." Then he looked up at the sky and said, "it's getting dark. Let's go and fill our stomach first."

    "well, heaven and earth have the biggest meal. Let's go." The second man immediately agreed with his companion.

    Somewhere in the Shangri-La restaurant, Nat was sitting opposite him, saying to Xing Zero, "Miss Star Zero, don't worry. I have asked people to inform all cosmic ports and hotels. As long as Tang long goes to any hotel or any cosmic port, there will be news back soon."

    Hearing Nat's words, Xing Zero knew that it was really easier to find Tang long. At the same time, thinking that Nat had been running with him all day, he could not face him with sorrow. He smiled again and said to Nat, "I don't know how to thank you for your help."

    Seeing Xing Zero laughing, Nat immediately said happily, "I should help you. Do we need any thanks?" Try this. It's Shangri-La's best dish-red mackerel. The practice of this dish is. " Nat began to show off his knowledge while picking up food for Star Zero.

    At the gate of Shangri-La, a young man wearing W-shaped sunglasses muttered, "all right, I'll order braised fish for you. Stop nagging." Since you want to eat in Shangri-La, stop talking, or they will drive us away. What? Ask me if I have the money to buy fish? Joke, it's not a problem for me to buy this Shangri-La! " Walk to the restaurant upstairs.

    The waiter stopped the strange-looking young man at the entrance and said politely, "how many are you, sir?"

    "one." "two." Two words came out from the young man. The waiter looked at the guest and patted his suit bag hard. He was stunned, but still asked with a smile, "how many gentlemen?"

    The young man held out a finger and smiled and said, "one, you want a secluded place by the window."

    The waiter nodded and said, "Yes, follow me, please." After showing the young man to sit down in a secluded place, the waiter asked, "what kind of food would you like?"

    "Red mackerel." "Red wine." After the young man heard the sound of red wine, the young man patted the suit bag again, and the waiter glanced at the young man as if he didn't see it and asked, "what kind of red wine do you need?"

    The young man opened his mouth to say something, but suddenly took a cold breath, then grinned his teeth and said, "the best."

    The waiter pretended not to see the young man's face and continued to ask, "what else do you need?"

    "three more good dishes, and a meal." The young man waved the waiter to stand down. Immediately after the waiter left, Tang long yelled at the bag, "Why did you stab me with your paw?" Don't you know it hurts? "

    The kitten poked out its head and said aggrieved, "I want to remind you that I want to drink." As soon as he wanted to get out of his pocket, Tang long hurriedly stuffed it back and said, "come out later, the food hasn't been served yet!" Tang long, who muttered to the kitten, did not notice that not far behind him was Xing Zero and Nat. Because the seats were blocked by a screen, Xing Zero didn't notice that Tang long was dining near him.

    After a while, all the dishes ordered by Tang long were served. Tang long gave the waiter a banknote and said, "I don't like to be disturbed while eating." The waiter nodded hurriedly and said, "well, no one will disturb your meal." With that, he moved a screen and blocked Tang long's seat. Now Tang long has a screen on three sides and a night scene of thousands of lights on one side.

    Before Tang long spoke after the waiter left, the kitten jumped out on the table. He sniffed the braised fish, which was bigger than him, licked his tongue and said, "you're welcome." He pressed the fish with his two front claws and began to take a big bite. While enjoying the night view outside the window and the lovely eating appearance of the kitten, Tang long ate his first meal in the capital of Wulai.

    Tang long just ate a few mouthfuls of rice, the kitten looked up and stared at his lovely eyes and said, "Big Brother, please help me pour the wine."

    "ahem! Ahem! " Tang long, who was almost swallowed, took a breath after taking a sip of cold water and said, "Please don't call me big brother, it's so creepy." With that, he poured a glass of wine for the kitten.

    As soon as he swung his tail and looked at the kitten that Tang long poured wine, he immediately asked, "if you don't call you big brother, what do you call you?"

    "call me Tang long. By the way, how can you drink when you are so young?" Tang long looked at the wine glass which was higher than the kitten squatting and asked strangely.

    The kitten did not speak, but stood upright, put his front paws on the rim of the glass, and licked the wine. After drinking a few sips of wine, he looked up at Tang long and said, "Tang long, are you the Tang long who has made military achievements in the Union of Wanluo and has been locked up, and finally has to rely on the generals of the Silver Eagle Empire to exonerate them?"

    Tang long opened his mouth and pointed at the kitten and asked in surprise, "you, how do you know?" Didn't you say you were only a few days old? "

    The kitten's lovely eyes grunted and said with an innocent look, "I don't know why I know, just like I know how to talk as soon as I was born." these materials popped up in my head as soon as I heard your name. "

    After saying this, when the kitten saw Tang long touching his chin and smiling at him, he couldn't help sitting straight. After putting his front paws together, the kitten bowed his head and said, "Thank you for your hospitality." And then turned around and tried to run away. But it still did not have time to escape the claws of Tang long, it was Tang long pinched neck skin, the whole body was hung in the air. The kitten curled up, looked pitifully at Tang long and said, "what are you going to do?" The fish you invited me to eat refers to the travel fee. I have nothing to do with you. What are you doing with me? Please let me go, please. " He blinked desperately.

    Tang long forcibly held back his pity for seeing how cute the kitten was, tilted his head and grinned and said, "of course, the fish I bought you was the guide fee we had agreed on a long time ago." But, kitten, I didn't buy you a drink. Oh, do you know how much this bottle of wine costs? " Tang long smiled and pointed to the red wine in the ice bucket.

    Tang long's smile grew brighter when he saw the kitten shaking his head. He picked up the wine bottle and held it up in front of the kitten and said, "can you read?" You can see for yourself that this bottle of wine has a history of more than 100 years. It costs more than 1 million yuan per bottle, and even a glass costs tens of thousands of yuan. You drank tens of thousands of yuan in a few mouthfuls. What do you think we should do? Should you honestly tell me the truth? "

    The kitten stared at the big eyes and shouted angrily, "you bully people, how can it be so expensive!" This is made in 3414 of the cosmic calendar and is worth 100000 yuan at most. Do you really think I can't read? "

    Tang long was stupefied, looked at the label of the bottle, and then looked at the price of the wine on the bill. It took a while for him to pat the table and shouted angrily: "*!" Dare feeling this is a black shop? Waiter! Come and explain it to me! " Tang long, who knew that he had been fooled again, was very angry. He was not only cheated out of thousands of yuan by a rich little girl, but also cheated into eating and drinking by a kitten. Now he is even cheated by others. Is Wulaiguo a cheating country? The unforgettable Tang long had kicked off the screen, while the kitten hurriedly struggled to escape, but Tang long stuffed it back into his pocket.

    Hearing the cry of Tang long and the sound of the screen falling to the ground, several waiters and a supervisor ran over in a hurry. The supervisor bowed to Tang long and asked respectfully, "Sir, if you have any dissatisfaction, please feel free to tell me, please do not disturb the other guests." Tang long saw that many guests were staring at him, so he lowered his voice and said, "what on earth is going on?" How can you sell 3414 wine as a hundred-year-old wine? " With that, he showed the wine bottle and the bill to the supervisor.

    As soon as the supervisor saw it, a cold sweat appeared. If the two kinds of wine were not carefully identified, it would be easy to admit their mistakes. It seems that the person who took the wine made a mistake. He immediately apologized again and again: "very sorry, really sorry, these two kinds of wine because the trademarks are very close, the following people made a mistake, I will exchange it for you, in order to apologize, your wine money will be waived." The director was very afraid of Tang long shouting, because it was a great damage to the restaurant's reputation, but fortunately, Tang long knew that the restaurant did not do it on purpose, so he did not care about it.

    Seeing that Tang long had no problem, he stepped back with a sigh of relief, while secretly gritting his teeth and decided to go back and clean up the supervisor of the person who took the wine. He just stepped back a few steps back, when a surprise cry from a woman suddenly sounded in the distance. He was so scared that he almost dropped the bottle of 3414 wine on the ground.

    Originally in no mood to pay attention to the noisy incident, Nat said, "Why has the style of Shangri-La become so bad that such rude guests are received?" When she said this, she looked up a little curiously, which made her stand up and shout, "Tang long!"

    As soon as Nat listened to Xing Zero's words, he immediately arranged his appearance with a reflex, and then got up and looked back at Tang long with a smile on his face.

    Hearing someone calling his name, Tang long looked back and saw a beautiful woman wearing sunglasses running towards her. At first, she didn't know who the woman was, but after seeing Nat with a smile on her face, Tang Longcai shouted in surprise: "Star Zero?!"

    Tang long is very surprised now. How could this big singer know his name? She had never met her, how could she recognize herself wearing sunglasses?

    When Tang long called out Star Zero, the guests and waiters focused on Xing Zero running towards Tang long, and Nat wrinkled his head when he heard this. Why did that Tang long shout his sister's name in public? Doesn't he know that these people know that Star Zero will come to haunt her after this? Although thinking like this, he walked quickly behind Xing Zero and walked towards Tang long with a smile on his face.

    When Xing Zero was about to hold Tang long, there was a loud bang, and the window next to Xing Zero suddenly burst open. Then the two guests who stayed nearby suddenly rushed over, grabbed the star who had not yet woken up from the loud noise and jumped out of the window. Thus causing the exclamations of the people present. Tang long did not scream, but immediately responded to the sudden pounce on it, but unfortunately, he was still a step behind.

    Tang long, lying on the edge of the window, found that the two guests did not fall directly to the ground, but fell directly into a pitch-black spaceship. After receiving the man, the black spaceship flew into the dark night sky with all its engines on.

    The movement slowed down several times, but Nat, who also saw Xing Zero being carried away by the spaceship, murmured, "what's going on?" What's going on? Star Zero was taken away like this? "

    Tang long grabbed Nat and slapped him several times in the face and shouted: "stupid!" Star Zero has been kidnapped, why don't you call the police! " Nat then realized that regardless of the pain on his face, he immediately took out his cell phone and roared. And those guests also began to talk, but looking at the appearance of these birds, they obviously stayed here in the mood of watching the hustle and bustle.

    The door of the restaurant was slammed open, and a beautiful woman ran in with several big men. The beautiful woman came in and looked around and immediately shouted to Nat, "where's the lady?" When these people rushed in, the kitten, struggling in Tang long's pocket, suddenly quieted down for some reason.

    Nat shouted as if he saw the savior, "come on, Miss Wenna, Miss Star Zero has been kidnapped!"

    "what?!" Wenna immediately looked at the big men behind her. After covering one ear as if listening to something, the big man immediately said anxiously, "there is no signal from the young lady!"

    "how can there be no signal? You can get a signal from a young lady even in outer space! " Cried Wenna in disbelief.

    "your young lady has been caught in a black ship without any sign. I'm afraid the ship has the function of isolating the signal." Tang long chimed in.

    Wenna looked back at Tang long, which made her immediately shout, "Mr. Tang long!"

    Tang long frowned and said, "you know me, too?" Now is not the time to say hello, you'd better call the space police to intercept the ship. "

    Wenna knew that now was not the time to say this, and immediately said to Nat, "Mr. Nat, now is the time to see what you can do!" If anything happens to the young lady, I will never let you go! "

    Nat knew that Wenna complained that her bodyguard was not with her, but all his bodyguards went to look for the damned Tang long. When he thought of this, he took a resentful look at Tang long. Because from these aspects that Tang long did not have any anxious manner and just spoke to Wenna from the standpoint of an outsider, he concluded that Tang long was not Xing Zero's brother at all. Of course, he put aside his resentment against Tang long for the time being, and now is the time to see what he can do, or his status as a son of the president.

    "Mr. Tang long, could you please help save Miss Xing Zero?" Wenna said to Tang long, who was standing by.

    "what can I do to help?" Not long after Tang long saw that Nat was making a phone call, there were a large number of ground police and a large number of space patrol officers coming, and the big men behind Wenna gave people a very strong feeling. After seeing this, Tang long didn't think he could be of any help.

    Seeing that Tang long did not have a look of anxiety, Wenna leaned forward and roared in a low voice: "Miss Star Zero is your computer sister!"

    "computer sister?" Tang Longqi is strange, isn't the computer sister turning into a robot in Zhongzhou Star to help him manage his affairs? Since when did it become star zero? Isn't Xing Zero a human being? How did she become a computer sister?

    Seeing that Tang long did not believe it, Wenna was furious. She gritted her teeth and roared: "the 23rd regiment training camp!" Five robot instructors! Private Tang long! "

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