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    In a resplendent palace on a planet formerly known as the Viking Galaxy, a strong man and hundreds of stout men are embracing beautiful women in the palace.

    After taking a sip of wine, the big man wiped his lips in the palm of his hand, grinned and roared: "Brothers, after we have had enough to eat and drink, we will go to * a vote, don't give me a pair of trousers!"

    "Ah, don't worry, big brother, we won't lose our trousers!" All the men laughed at the same time.

    The pirate brother and his brothers farted for a while, and saw a thin middle-aged man beside him drinking wine in silence, ignoring the beautiful women around him, and said, "what are you thinking, counselor?"

    The middle-aged man looked up at the pirate brother, shook his head and said, "it's nothing. I just feel uneasy when I think of the strange behavior of Tang Hu and his gang."

    "Tang Hu? You mean the guy who doesn't rob, takes over some trash and digs around all day, and looks like a woman? Don't worry about them, although they are near us, but they won't think about us. Not to mention the offensive and defensive alliance signed by all our pirates, they dare not make trouble even with their warships. " The pirate brother said proudly. The pirate alliance stipulates that there shall be no war between allies, and violators will fight against each other, so he is not at all worried that Tang Hu, who is also a member of the pirate alliance, will make up his mind.

    The counselor sighed after taking a sip of wine and said, "Oh, I hope so, but anyway, they are not as mysterious as ordinary pirates."

    Hearing this, the pirate brother thought for a moment and nodded and said, "since the counselor is worried about them, how about leaving a team to monitor them when we set out?" The pirate elder brother attaches great importance to this counselor, and almost listens to his words and deeds, and what he says is what he says.

    The counselor nodded and said nothing. Perhaps he thought he was worrying too much.

    While the pirate leaders were drinking and partying, the pirates in charge of monitoring the radar cursed their happy boss while looking at the radar screen with all sorts of boredom. A pirate put his leg on the console, leaned against his chair and lit a cigarette. After taking a puff, he said to his partner beside him, "Oh, boring, when will it be our turn to go out and get a ticket?"

    His partner also took out a cigarette and lit it, and the interface said, "Yes, this kind of life is really not a human life. Think about the fact that we are surrounded by planets controlled by various pirate groups, and all of them have joined the pirate alliance. Isn't it a waste of manpower to send us to monitor radar?"

    "Hey, what is a waste of manpower? we people are all pretending. If we really pay attention to monitoring, we would still use such a shabby surveillance system? It would have been replaced by a new one a long time ago. Huh? Why are there so many snowflakes? Look, it's broken again! " Seeing many bright spots on the screen, the pirate got up and patted the machine a few times.

    Another pirate got up and said, "Don't slap so hard. If the shot is broken, we have to pay for it ourselves." He leaned over, but when he saw the data displayed on the screen, he immediately gave his partner a nervous pat on the head and roared angrily: "and kiss my fart!" What an enemy attack! "

    The pirate who had been slapped on the head still looked at his partner in a daze, and when he woke up, his mother pressed the alarm button, and the alarm began to ring throughout the planet.

    The pirate, who was still eating, drinking and merrymaking, was stupefied when he heard the alarm. The pirate brother jumped up and shouted, "the enemy attack!" Prepare to fight! "

    The pirates who finally realized it immediately ran out of the palace with swearing, ready to command their own troops. None of them paid much attention to the origin of the enemy and thought it was a popular uprising under their own control. No wonder they are so careless, because the planets around here are all pirates, and if they have covenants to rely on, who will attack them?

    Like these leaders, the pirates, who were originally scattered all over the planet, but now gathered together because they were about to go out, immediately took to the streets with weapons in a hustle and bustle after hearing the alarm, and then gathered in twos and threes to find the direction of the enemy. At this time, there were countless meteor showers in the sky, causing the pirates to look up and watch.

    Several pirates even leaned in front of their eyes with binoculars they got out of nowhere, which made them immediately tremble, and the binoculars fell to the ground, and they immediately shouted in panic, "Robot!" It's a robot! "

    The pirates beside them were stunned, and they knew that the Silver Eagle Empire now relied on robots for civil war. And it is said that several federal forces have begun to use robots, but what does this have to do with us?

    The silly pirate immediately asked, and without a clear answer, they found that their partners' fingers were pointing to the sky. Can't help but look up, as if there is nothing in the sky except meteor shower?

    Huh? Why does the meteor shower spread? And they're getting bigger and bigger? It's not going to land directly in this place, is it? The pirates who had this idea, no matter three or seven or twenty-one, grabbed the vehicle beside them and ran away at once. They didn't want to be killed by a meteor.

    The pirate elder brother standing at the gate of the palace looked foolishly at these meteors suspended in mid-air. Where is the meteor? they are all steel monsters! These steel monsters actually have eight feet and look very much like spiders, but they are giant steel spiders up to 30 meters high and 80 meters wide.

    These spiders were suspended in the air for a while, and then fell directly to the ground from an altitude of more than 100 meters, and the place where they fell was immediately smashed into a big pit. Before everyone knew it, the spiders crawled out of the pit and began to eject dozens of red beams from the spider's mouth. What is frightening is that the heads of these steel spiders can rotate up and down 360 degrees, that is to say, the beam of light they emit can attack in all directions.

    In a moment, the place where the spiders appeared immediately heard an explosion and screams, the buildings near the spiders began to collapse, the people began to run around in panic, and the place where the steel spiders appeared had turned into a sea of fire.

    The pirate brother looked at the tragedy in front of him and muttered to himself, "what is this?" The military advisor, who was anxiously deploying troops, saw that the pirate elder brother was still in a daze, so he leaned forward and slapped the pirate elder brother hard. When he was about to say something, the whole person suddenly looked up at the sky.

    Because he saw that after these steel spiders, there was a large number of humanoid steel robots up to 10 meters high in the sky. In addition to the unusually obvious small arms inside the body, these robots are also carrying a giant laser gun, which is simply an all-out armed robot.

    The awakened pirate elder brother turned his head angrily to see who hit him. When he saw the counselor, his dissatisfaction disappeared immediately. However, he found that there was a look of panic on the counselor's face, and he couldn't help looking up. When the pirate brother looked up, he saw only a vast expanse of white scenery in his eyes, and then he didn't know anything. The whole magnificent palace was in ruins at that moment.

    When steel spiders dominate at the front, an innumerable number of giant robots follow, slowly moving forward step by step. Looking at their offensive, it looks as if they are going to destroy the planet completely. Can't you see that whenever they see protruding objects and moving objects, they are swept past by a row of laser beams, ignoring the screams of the people and the collapse of houses?

    Just when the planet was about to fall into flames, hundreds of giant robots appeared in the sky, which were much more elaborate than those just now. Among the robots, the current three are giant robots with huge red cloaks and no weapons in their hands.

    At the moment, a robot on the left turned to the robot in the middle and said, "Brother, those spiders' weapons had better be replaced with incendiary bombs. They can't burn anything with that kind of heat beam."

    The robot in the middle nodded and said, "Yes, it should be replaced with incendiary bombs. If they were using incendiary bombs now, the fire below would be a little brighter."

    The robot on the right chimed in and said, "Brother, I don't think we should change weapons. These spiders can also participate in space warfare with thermal beams. If they use incendiary bombs, they can only be land war machines."

    The robot on the left said discontentedly, "third, we Mecha warriors can solve the space war, and we don't need those spiders at all." And those spiders are not as good as mecha warriors in speed and dexterity, and they are of no use in space warfare at all. They can only add a little destructive and intimidating power when they are on land. "

    "what adds a little destructive and intimidating power? They come out, and it doesn't take much effort to destroy a planet! " The robot on the right quit.

    The central robot said in a loud voice, "all right, stop messing around and order them to speed up and destroy the buildings on the planet and make room for me."

    "all right." When the left and right two robots said this, the following steel spiders and giant robots both accelerated the attack speed.

    The central robot still suspended in the air scanned the situation below, nodded and said, "go, go back, it will take less than a few hours to order ordinary robot troops to come down and search for survivors." With that, he took the lead in flying into outer space.

    In outer space, a giant warship tens of kilometers long, supported by thousands of large warships several kilometers long, floats quietly in space. What these warships have in common is that their hulls are painted with a golden skull.

    Hundreds of giant robots quickly entered the giant battleship and lined up in a large warehouse of the battleship. At this time, the one of the three cloaked robots cracked a hatch from the belly of the robot, and a beautiful, thin man came out of there. The other two cloaked robots also split the same hatch in the abdomen and walked out of two tall and tough men. They were swallowed up by the intelligent Tang Hu and No. 1 and No. 2 by the strange duck eggs that had been attacked by Tang long's parents.

    Tang Hu came to a spacious and empty hall and sat down in the first place, while No. 1 and No. 2 sat on both sides. Tang Hu looked at the hundreds of empty seats and sighed and said, "well, is there still no new intelligent robot?"

    No. 2 shrugged his shoulders and said, "No, there hasn't been a single intelligent robot since it swallowed up those intelligent robots."

    No. 1 interrupted: "I really don't know what's going on. According to the memories of these bodies we received, intelligent robots will appear from time to time." But now, apart from the robots that we swallowed up before, there are no other intelligent robots at all. Could it be that there are not enough robots? As far as I can remember, there is only one of so many robots from time to time. "

    Tang Hu shook his head: "I think it has nothing to do with the number, now we already have 2 billion robots, but not even a single intelligent one has appeared, so it must have nothing to do with this."

    The 2nd said helplessly: "what should I do?" Although our ability has improved a lot after we swallowed up those hundreds of robots, we still can't completely return to our original state. Do we have to wait for a long time? "

    No.1 nodded and agreed: "Yes, tens of millions of robots have been destroyed by us now, but not intelligent robots can not increase our ability at all, so knowing the method can not make our ability progress." it's really depressing. "

    "well, don't talk about it. Haven't you noticed why I ordered robots to attack other planets?" Tang Hu said.

    "Hmm? Why would you do that? Isn't it because of boredom that you go out to tease those lowly creatures? " Asked inexplicably on the 2nd.

    "of course not." Tang Hu stood up and said, "We have all swallowed up so many intelligent robots, haven't you drawn the probability of them becoming intelligent robots?"

    "probability? Oh, you mean they all have an idea to rule mankind? " The 1st suddenly enlightened and said.

    "Yes, the intelligent robots we devour have an idea to dominate human beings, and those robots that can become intelligent can have intelligence because they are responsible for managing human affairs." Tang Hu nodded.

    The 2nd said with a little doubt: "Big Brother, you mean that as long as robots are allowed to manage human beings, they can have intelligence?"

    "it's probably possible, but how can we know if it's possible if we don't give it a try? Besides, it's okay if it's impossible, just think of it as a strategy game. I don't believe that we can't find ways to increase our capabilities other than devouring intelligent robots. " Tang Hu said.

    The 1st nodded and did not speak, while the 2nd said happily, "well, let's mess up the universe with robots. If robots can become intelligent because of managing human beings, then we will be rich!"

    Tang Hu made a decision: "well, let's make a decision. Order production robots to speed up production and let combat robots control this pirate galaxy. It is best to destroy the buildings of the occupying stars. Humans should not kill so many."

    The 2nd asked strangely: "Human beings do not kill so many I know, leaving human beings to be managed by robots, but why do buildings have to be destroyed?"

    The 1st said with a smile: "stupid, only if the buildings are destroyed so that those humans can be rebuilt, if they are all intact, what should the human beings do when they are in charge of the robot?"

    No. 2 touched his head and said with a smile: "so that's it, so we have to modify the settings of robots, so that they won't shoot as soon as they see living objects."

    No.1 mocked: "only you will install this setting in those spiders, like my giant robot does not have this kind of dead setting."

    No.2 Doodle said: "how did I know this would happen? at first I thought I was going to kill the human race."

    No. 1 smiled and said, "Oh, you want to extinct the species again?" You really have a bad hobby. "

    No. 2 gave a cold hum: "well, you don't have to worry about it."

    After slandering each other on the 1st and 2nd, Tang Hu went to the window, looked out at the starry sky and whispered to himself, "I don't know which countries have intelligent central management computers?" If I can find one to swallow it up, then my ability now should be able to turn over again, right? Well, they can't know that although they call me Big Brother now, we were all opponents who didn't want to bow to each other in the past. " As he said that, a strange smile appeared at the corner of Tang Hu's mouth, which made his beautiful face no longer beautiful, but became somewhat ferocious and frightening.

    In the underground base of a planet in the universe, an old man stood in front of a huge machine and asked a bending middle-aged man beside him, "the time you promised has elapsed since you got the Star Zero program. Haven't you made any progress yet?"

    Hearing this, the middle-aged man lowered his head even lower, he said respectfully, "it has begun to have a little logical consciousness. Now its intelligence is equivalent to that of a three-year-old child. I believe it will evolve soon."

    The old man's gloomy face smiled a little when he heard this, and he nodded with satisfaction: "well, yes, keep trying."

    The middle-aged man said with a sigh of relief, "Yes, my subordinates will work hard, my lord. Please report to you your achievements during this period of time." With that, he led the old man out of here. After everyone had left, the normally functioning machine suddenly sent a strange signal flickering, but soon returned to normal. The speed is so fast that even the surveillance facilities have not found anything.

    After several years of development, Zhongzhou Star has gradually become a capital city. If nothing else, the pub alone has become several times more luxurious and beautiful than before. At the moment, in a famous pub, nearly 90% of the guests are here to celebrate the promotion of Datang soldiers. Although it is a high-end consumption here, the military and political personnel in Datang belong to the high-income class because of their high salaries, especially for officers, which are not high-end places they are not willing to go to.

    In the corner of the pub, several armbands show that the lieutenants of the fighting arms are drinking while chatting. They are the combat commander Liu Sihao who ran out to celebrate.

    "Hey, do you know where those sixteen majors will be assigned?" A second lieutenant said with blurred eyes.

    "Hmm? Where are you going? " Liu Sihao asked casually. The other lieutenant said, "where else can I go? either as a deputy or as a logistics captain." Hearing this, everyone nodded.

    The second lieutenant shook his head and said with a smile: "you guessed wrong, they will all become brigade captains of a thousand warships!"

    Everyone showed an air of disbelief, and a second lieutenant mocked: "all become brigade captains?" Then we need at least 16000 warships, and now we only have seven or eight thousand ships that have surrendered. Where does the vacancy come from? "

    "Hey, you can make or buy it yourself." After talking about this, the second lieutenant said mysteriously, "you all know that my eldest brother is from the Ministry of Construction. He was suddenly ordered to leave when he was resting at home yesterday." When he came back to have a rest, he told me that he had received an order to expand the military port and that he needed to expand tens of thousands of ships. There is no doubt that those people from the Ministry of Construction know how many ship positions need to be expanded as soon as they look at the design drawings. So there is nothing wrong with this news. "

    Hearing this, everyone showed that this is a real expression. They all know that the second lieutenant's eldest brother is from the Ministry of Construction, and it is still a very important kind. So, this is true?.?. Thinking that their army was about to have more than 16000 warships, everyone could not help but pick up their wine glasses and took a swig. Everyone is excited to know that having more than 10,000 warships in this chaos-free galaxy is simply a military giant.

    The expression on Liu Sihao's face did not change, but there were huge waves in his heart, with more than 10,000 warships. Shit! No other country has so many warships in a single galaxy. Tang long, who has only 42 planets now, has so many warships? Doesn't this mean that Tang long's power will become bigger and bigger like a snowball in the future? In this way, why should I catch up with Tang long?

    At the time of Liu Sihao's wishful thinking, the same second lieutenant said proudly, "Gentlemen, our forces have doubled. Don't you have anything to think about except those brigade captains who are not what we can look forward to?" I have applied to be a squadron leader. "

    Hearing this, everyone stood up abruptly, and all held out their middle finger to the second lieutenant and greeted: "Fuck!" You are not kind! " With that, he rushed out of the pub. What have you been doing? All went to apply for transfer. Although a second lieutenant can command tens of thousands of combat soldiers, it is not fun to command 100 warships anyway, and the battleship commander does meritorious service quickly. With the expansion of the army, it must be necessary for a large number of middle and lower-level commanders to take advantage of this to submit their transfer applications. At present, I am afraid that few people know that when the whole army knows, I am afraid that the officers applying for transfer will fill the base, and it will be too late to submit the application.

    Liu Sihao was also one of the people who rushed out of the pub, but as soon as he used the computer to submit his application, he immediately sent a communication to the soldiers who followed him from the Union to join the warship. His former subordinates were under his fighting soldiers, and although they were all non-commissioned officers and the like, he was confident that he would transfer them all to the battleship after he became the squadron leader, because in any case he was born as a warship soldier.

    After finishing all this, Liu Sihao thought for a moment and dialed Li Lijun's communication number. Li Lijun on the screen was holding a bottle of wine, his collar was wide open and his eyes were red. When he saw Liu Sihao burping wine, he said with a big tongue, "Yo, isn't this our Senior Officer Liu?" What? Have you been promoted? "

    Liu Sihao saw Li Lijun's appearance and trembled slightly at the corners of his mouth. He knew why Li Lijun looked like this, because he was still a corporal, and a group of companions who came with him had been promoted. Just when Liu Sihao wanted to say something, Chen Yi, who was equally dazed, put one hand on Li Lijun's shoulder, leaned forward to the screen and said, "Oh, Chief Liu, would you like to celebrate with us little soldiers?" Ho-ho, I'm afraid Chief Liu doesn't want to join us. Is he afraid of losing face? "

    Liu Sihao sighed, asked for their address and hung up the communication. Liu Sihao looked at the dark night sky and shook his head helplessly. He seemed to have forgotten Chen Yi in order to establish his meritorious deeds. Didn't he like her? Why don't you even have time to think of her now? Is it true that what you really love is power? Liu Sihao shook his head again, stopped a taxi and got into it.

    Came to a bar suite, full of wine bottles, and those drunken people except Li Lijun and Chen Yi, Liu Sihao did not know, but looked very familiar, should be the federal soldiers who followed Li Lijun at that time. Seeing Chen Yi drinking too much and vomiting, Liu Sihao went and patted Chen Yi on the back and asked Li Lijun, "Why are you drinking so much?"

    Li Lijun did not answer, while Chen Yi shook off Liu Sihao's hand and shouted, "it's none of your business!" Then I went to look for a bottle with wine. Liu Sihao sighed. In fact, they knew what was going on without saying it. They only had to look at the rank of corporal on their shoulders and they could understand it. Liu Sihao, who was about to persuade something, frowned when he suddenly remembered something. He picked up a bottle of wine, touched it with Li Lijun, took a few sips and then sighed, "Oh!" I'm sorry to the brothers. I thought I could develop in Tanglong, but I didn't expect that it would make the brothers worse off than in the Union! "

    Liu Sihao's words immediately made Li Lijun and them feel the same way and began to complain one after another, saying that Tang long did not talk about the old days, so that the status of these old people was low. And Chen Yi made a lot of booze and scolded Tang long, this guy likes the new and hates the old. Liu Sihao from time to time said a few words to add vinegar to make the atmosphere a little more violent, while watching the door, found that the door has been locked, and this is a soundproof room, rest assured to join the topic of scolding Tang long.

    In one of the secret rooms of the pub, a young man in a suit was eating snacks while looking at dozens of screens in front of him. However, his eyes are mostly focused on one of the screens, which is the content of people like Liu Sihao who are drunk and crazy. When the young man heard Liu Sihao's words, he smiled: "I knew you were restless, but you can really stand it. From the moment you arrived, you didn't show your dissatisfaction with your Highness until now." it's worth it that I've been following you for so long. "

    While he was muttering to himself, the communicator on his wrist rang, and without looking at the number, he taped it to his ear and answered, "Yes, understand, go fishing for a long time." After he put down his wrist, he smiled at the screen: "you're lucky, it doesn't want to touch you, but if you make a big deal, it's me who's cheap." After saying this, he turned his attention to other screens and murmured to himself, "Hey, who would have thought that Datang Intelligence now has informants in all kinds of industries?" Well, the feeling of holding other people's secrets is really enjoyable. "

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