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    What surprised Zhou otherwise was that no one had contacted him since Kangaroo TV posted a short message, but he was not in a hurry because he never thought about signing a contract with the platform.

    The day came to an end soon, and then it was the time for the live broadcast of the next week. The starting number of people today was tens of thousands more than yesterday, and it will soon be 380,000.

    When the anchor appeared, the audience said that they wanted to listen to Fat Brother's live version of Spring Breeze Ten Miles. Otherwise, Zhou said that the performance was not good enough to sing. In addition, he felt like vomiting last night.

    When the people below heard it, they immediately threatened to withdraw from the customs, and if they said that the fat brother didn't sing, they would report it!

    Zhou Beibu hurriedly said: "How about I tell you some interesting things when I was in school, since you are all my fans, don't you want to know more about idols!"

    "In no mood!"

    "In no mood!"

    "In no mood!"

    The buildings were so neatly piled up that Zhou Buu continued to shamelessly: "Since there are fans who want to know more, then I'll chat with the big guy!"

    "The anchor is shameless!"

    "The anchor is shameless!"

    "The anchor is shameless!"

    …………

    "Tell everyone about my time in high school. I was growing up and the school cafeteria didn't have anything good to eat. There was a new chicken chop shop next to the school, saying that my chicken chop was bigger than my face! Whose face is it? If it's bigger than his chicken chop, don't pay! Eat it for free!

    I was happy when I heard it. I went there as soon as they opened, and when I went in, I asked the boss if your chicken chop is bigger than your face? Who knew that the boss took a look at me and said, classmate, are you here to spoil the game? After finishing speaking, the boss quickly took down the banner at the door of the store and gave me 50 yuan, begging me not to go in the future! The first time I made money with my body! "

    "puff!"

    "Using my body... Fat brother, I'm eating noodles!"

    "I'm also eating instant noodles, and the noodles with vine pepper flavor came out of my nose..."

    "Ha ha ha ha!"

    "Fat brother, you are enough!"

    "When I was a freshman in high school, there was a very cute girl in the next class. I had a crush on her for a long time, and I finally couldn't help asking her to meet at the back of the school building after school, but she let her go."

    "Three seconds of silence for Fat Brother!"

    "Fat brother, if you can find a girlfriend with your figure, it must be true love!"

    "Fat brother don't cry, stand up and fuck!"

    "What do you know? It's okay if she refuses my confession! She actually asked for leave two classes early and went home, saying she was afraid I would hit her after school!"

    "puff!"

    "Is there any help if the monitor is flooded? Urgent! Wait online!"

    "The picture is too beautiful to imagine!"

    "Fat brother, please pay me a mask, the old lady's crow's feet is laughing!"

    "After that period of time, I got hit and started to overeat! You know, if I eat too much, I want to pull! We don't know anyone in our school who wants to put a voice-activated light in the toilet! Yelling, and then I was tired, and I clapped my hands as soon as the lights went out! Do you know the feeling of applauding yourself while pooping?"

    "I'm laughing so hard, who can help me get the quick-acting heart-saving pill!"

    "Wait upstairs, Hongzhong!"

    "Do the anchors want to be so funny! Hit the red and make a fortune!"

    "I feel like going to school with Fat Brother must be a lot of fun! It's hard to get rich!"

    "Afterwards, I began to strive for improvement and study like crazy! I actively raised my hand to answer the teacher's questions during class! But every time the teacher took the lead in excluding me! For example, our Chinese teacher asked what women call their spouses?"

    "husband!"

    "husband!"

    "Dear!"

    "Wife!"

    "That's right, that's what I thought, but the other students finished talking. The Chinese teacher called me to answer when I saw my hand was raised. Fortunately, I added one in a hurry: dead ghost! Then the Chinese teacher asked me to stand. Going out, do you think it is inexplicable?"

    The screen is a barrage of flying.

    "And our biology and nature teacher asked why people's bodies are cold after death, and no one in the class could answer. Fortunately, I was impatient! I stood up and said loudly: Because the mind is naturally cool! The biology teacher ran to the head teacher. Complain, say I interfered with the order of the classroom! Did you say I interfered?"

    "Fat brother, please let me go, stop talking! Let me slow down!"

    "The paper I used to wipe my tears was piled up all over the table. My mother came in and gave me a word of restraint. How should I explain it to her?"

    "My husband finally coaxed his son to sleep, only to be woken up by me laughing!"

    "When I laughed, the fat on my body swayed like waves, so tired..."

    "Please let go of the upstairs! Don't say it!"

    "Oh yes, there is also a physics teacher! He asked everyone what is the oldest way of communication?"

    "I don't dare to answer, I'm afraid of being slapped in the face!"

    "Fear of slap in the face +1!"

    "I'm afraid of the fat brother's sudden wisdom!"

    …………

    "I swear I didn't raise my hand that day. Our physics teacher and biology teacher are a couple. I guess he is here to seek revenge! Call me by my name and let me answer. The physics teacher was not satisfied, staring at me hungry and asking what else, but fortunately I was anxious! Immediately added: There is another dream!"

    "Physics teacher - pawn!"

    "I really sympathize with Fat Brother's teachers!"

    "My dad just beat me up, but he was amused by the fat brother. My dad thought I didn't agree and came in and beat me again!"

    "Hehe, everyone is happy. In fact, Brother Fat is because I saw someone say yesterday that Brother Fat's looks overwhelmed his talent! How can a man look at his face? Brother is a peerless beautiful man with both talent and appearance!"

    "The anchor is shameless!"

    "Fat brother asks for dating!"

    "I just like to watch shameless anchors like Fat Brother!"

    "Ask fat man where to look without looking at his face?"

    "Okay, today's live broadcast is over here! Thank you all the watchers, everyone who has money will make a fortune, and those who have no money...go and borrow money!"

    "The awesome second brother gave the anchor a rocket! Everyone go grab the treasure chest! - I haven't laughed like this in a long time!"

    "The little loli with the white beard gave the anchor 10 rockets! Everyone, go grab the treasure chest! ——The family thought I was crazy and rolled on the floor with laughter!"

    This rich second generation, who was intentionally told not to provoke by the second brother, was generous and rewarded 10,000 yuan at once!

    "Red bean glutinous rice dumplings gave the anchor a yacht! - I will use the rest of the money to buy an anti-wrinkle mask!"

    "Wandering on the road gave the anchor 3 sports cars! - The money for unloading two trucks of cement is given to the anchor!"

    "A marshmallow floated from the sky and gave the anchor a yacht! ——I asked my classmate to borrow money for his son's milk powder next month!"

    "The thickened pressure cooker gave the anchor 2 sports cars! - I borrowed the money from his classmates for circumcision!"

    …………

    Zhou Beiruo was also amused by this group of nonsensical netizens, and glanced at the number of online users who had exceeded the 450,000 mark! thanked everyone again and promised to bring a brand new original song tomorrow, and then went to the live broadcast and found that there was another private message.

    When clicked on it, it turned out to be the netizen named Hongdou Nuomiyuanzi, who said that a friend's company wanted to shoot a commercial advertisement, and the request was to be creative enough! She felt that the fat brother had enough brains, so she wanted to recommend Zhou or else to try it.

    After a chat with her, Zhou Bei agreed. Anyway, it doesn't cost any money to try it. The most important thing is that if the plan is adopted, there is a conservative bonus of 200,000 yuan! This is the biggest driving force for Zhou Beibu!

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