When men and women were singing duet on the stage, the person in charge found the fat brother who was preparing to go home backstage.

"No, wait!"

The person in charge quickly stopped him.

"What's up?"

"There is a problem with a singing program, can you find a way to help save it!"

"I'm not ready for any other songs! I can't hold a guitar, can I? Besides, I don't even have a guitar!"

You should have told me to sing earlier, and the fat brother will be able to wrap you up in today's field!

But you have to give me some time to prepare!

At this time, the beautiful host at the front desk also found two people: "Fat brother, please help to think of a way! You are versatile here, and you can go up for a while!"

The fat brother looked at this familiar intellectual beauty and always felt that he had seen it before.

"I also want to go up to the top, but what am I going to say? Chat with everyone?"

The fat man said helplessly.

"By the way, aren't you good at telling jokes? You go up and try it? Help us last 6 minutes, no! 5 minutes is enough! Can you? Please help!"

The beauty host seems to be quite familiar with Brother Fat. Knowing that he is "versatile", Brother Fat is the most unbearable person to be praised, especially when he is praised by beautiful women, he can hardly find Beibei.

So he gritted his teeth: "Okay, then I'll try my best!"

"Thank you, thank you! I'll definitely treat you to dinner later!"

Speaking of the perfect hostess, she shoved another microphone into the fat brother's hand.

The fat brother looked confused: "What do you mean?"

"It's you next!"

After the beautiful host explained, she walked quickly to the front desk.

What the hell!

You don't give me any fucking time to prepare!

"Do you like the song "Speak Your Heart" just now?"

"I like it!" The audience shouted in unison.

"I like it too! So I invited the singer of this song back again. Everyone applauds and invites Zhou!"

"Clap clap clap clap!"

The fat brother changed back to his tunic suit, came up with the microphone in both hands, and gave everyone an embarrassed smile.

"Heads, leaders, comrades in arms, hello everyone! I'm back!"

The head of the audience thought that Zhou was going to sing again, but it didn't look like it.

"I'm honored that everyone likes my song. In fact, I wrote a lot in private, but I haven't had a chance to sing it to everyone! This opportunity is also something I finally asked for!"

The head of the audience frowned upon hearing this, what's going on?

"Because other people want money to sing, I used to sing it was terrible!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

A burst of laughter broke out from below.

"I can't sing the second song with my physical strength today, because something went wrong last night!

Last night I stayed at the guest house of our military region, and I was so hungry that I couldn't find anything to eat! I turned into the kitchen from the window, and saw a large pot of stewed vegetables with potatoes, vermicelli, minced meat, etc. in it, I ate them all! "

"As a result, at breakfast this morning, the waiter whispered gossip to me, saying that the cafeteria was haunted. Last night, a large pot of swill was missing in the cafeteria! It made me sick!"

How can the officers and soldiers below take care of discipline, and laugh like thunder!

"Because I like to sing, I worshipped a master and learned to sing!"

"I don't need to pay tuition fees to worship that Master, and Master still manages the wine!"

"Once I went to Master's house for dinner, and Master said to me: Otherwise, there is a bottle of foreign wine in the kitchen, which I don't even know, so drink it!"

"I took the bottle of foreign wine and went back to Gulu Gulu and finished it! I didn't dare to give it to others. Master said it was good wine, and it was expensive!"

"As a result, I had a belly stretch for almost a week, and then I realized that the bottle I was drinking was olive oil! My sister-in-law used XO to fry dishes for a month!"

There was another burst of laughter below.

"It's no wonder that my master's neighbors and neighbors said that their family was always excited every day!"

"There's a lot to talk about wherever you go, and you're blushing all day!"

"Neighbors also told me that your master and his family are not usually so talkative? I didn't dare to make a sound when I heard it!"

The leaders in the front row also laughed.

"Later, I finally graduated, thinking that I can find some performances to earn some living expenses, so I printed a lot of business cards, with my avatar and contact information on them, and told a friend of mine to help me send business cards and collect points. live or something."

"As a result, my friend didn't know what to think. He ran to the hotel to send it, and put a business card under the crack of each room door!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Everyone who has never stayed in a hotel has this kind of experience. As soon as they hear it, they understand it, and they burst into laughter.

"As a result, I was arrested by the city's anti-pornography, and they checked me for several days!"

The officers and soldiers below burst into laughter when they heard it.

"I grew up in the welfare center. I have a very good little brother. He calls me brother. We have a good relationship and wear a pair of pants!"

Someone below laughed.

"What are you laughing at, this sentence is not a joke!"

The fat brother said this seriously, and the people below laughed even more.

"Don't laugh, listen to me, last year during the New Year's Eve, I wanted to go to the bank to get some money, so I rode a motorcycle with my little brother to the bank. My brother said: You can help me watch it outside, the police came and said, and my brother said yes!"

"As a result, as soon as I entered the bank with my forefoot, my little brother rushed in and shouted: "Brother, run! The police are here!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Why is this brother so funny!"

"I'm dying laughing!"

The solemn and lively atmosphere below was only lively, and the front row leaders also laughed and covered their stomachs.

"As a result, four or five security guards pressed me to the bottom and went in again!"

"It took me a long time to release it, but I still have to get the money!"

"This time I learned to be smart. I didn't ride a bike. We went there on foot! I just met the armed escort at the gate of the bank. It might have been a little cold that day. My brother rubbed his hands and asked me, "Is your hands frozen?"

"Two guns at my head at once!"

The people below were all laughing so hard that they slipped under the stool, and the beautiful host who looked familiar was also laughing and wiping away tears.

"Finally, the two of us got into the police car again, and my brother asked me without knowing what to do: Brother, why didn't you speak up just now?"

"Two pistols at me at once! Open your mouth, how dare I open your mouth?"

"The director of our orphanage also said that my brother has no heart, and told me not to play with him, why?"

"The New Year is always looking for auspiciousness. Our grandmother said that you can't say anything unlucky during the New Year. In the 30th year of the year, the president will stay up all night. When my brother saw that the grandmother was dozing there, he approached and asked, "Grandma, are you staying up?" Can you make it through tonight?"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The leaders in the front row were laughing and slapping the table.

"Grandma got angry when she heard it. I thought that grandma should not get angry, so I went over and comforted me: "Forget it, grandma, just swallow your breath!"

The chief sitting in the middle is even more happy when he hears it!

"I don't know why, but grandma is even more angry!"

"Since then, I haven't had much contact with that brother. It wasn't until we met at the wine table once that I knew that the dean's grandmother had also said to him: If Zhou is not careful, you should play less with him in the future, have you heard? !"

The fat brother glanced at the beautiful host who was almost unable to straighten his laughter. Seeing that she made an OK gesture towards him, he knew that the time was almost up.

"Okay, my story will come to an end first, and I will continue to chat with you next time. Otherwise, I would like to wish everyone an early year here. I wish you all the best of luck and good health for your family. Thanks to all of you, I also wish you all the best. Our country is thriving, prosperous, prosperous and peaceful!"

The fat brother's tone was getting higher and higher, the speed of speech was getting faster and faster, and the last word "An" was shouted out loudly!

As soon as the voice fell, there was applause from below!

There was a louder applause than before!

The fat brother didn't wear a military uniform, so he didn't dare to salute, and he kept bowing and bowing towards the audience.

"Otherwise you are too arrogant!"

The person in charge rushed to the backstage fat brother with a thumbs up.

The host who finished reporting the curtain also went to the backstage: "Fatty brother, you are so talented! Come on when you open your mouth! I laughed so much that my makeup was almost gone!"

"Hey! It's just nonsense! Just hold on to it."

The fat brother didn't know that this part of his nonsense today was actually spread on the Internet, causing a burst of enthusiasm among netizens.