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    Because cellphones were not allowed to take pictures at the recording site of the show, the 500 viewers couldn't really make a fuss on Weibo, and Yan Le didn't even see Aite of these people.

    The fat brother dropped that sentence before he left, and it was because he couldn't stand it anymore. He listened to my song and called other people's names. It was the same as when his girlfriend called another man's name when he was having sex, which made him extremely embarrassed...

    On the evening of New Year's Eve, after helping the children in the orphanage to sleep, the fat brother also drove home.

    Pengcheng is a typical immigrant city. Most of them are foreigners. During the festivals, there is not even a ghost on the open road, not to mention the New Year's Eve.

    The fat brother who felt lonely and cold simply started the live broadcast and chatted with the water friends and paddled the water.

    Shuiyou: "Fat brother, fat brother! It's Valentine's Day after the new year. What kind of gift do you think I should give my girlfriend? The best one is under 100 yuan!"

    Fat Brother: "Set her free!"

    Shuiyou: "Fat brother, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time yesterday. My dad gave her a red envelope. Do you know what she said?"

    Fat brother: "Thank you boss?"

    Shuiyou: "Fatty brother, why can't I find a girlfriend?"

    Fat Brother: "Because you are not only ugly yourself, but you also think others are ugly!"

    Shuiyou: "This year, I went back to my hometown alone. I accidentally discovered that my ex-girlfriend was still following me. Brother Fat, do you think I still have a chance?"

    Fat brother: "Young man, you think too much, and she is relieved to know that your life is not good!"

    Shuiyou: "Fatty brother, I met my ex-boyfriend on the street yesterday. His current girlfriend is ugly. Do you think he has a mental illness?"

    Fat brother: "Girl, you can have some snacks! People would rather have an ugly monster than you!"

    The fat brother whose painting style has changed greatly has made netizens complain.

    "Fat brother, you've changed!"

    "I'm no longer the confidant big brother I know who cooks chicken soup for us!"

    "It's a new year, fat brother, are you really good at handing knives everywhere!"

    "I don't care, I'm going to die of laughter anyway!"

    "Brother Fatty's live broadcast is 10,000 times better than the Spring Festival Gala, so I won't accept any refutation!"

    "Fatty brother got a new skill in the new year! Fancy is heartbreaking!"

    "I think the fat brother is single because he is single, so he has the vicious thought that breaking up a pair is a pair!"

    "What you said above makes sense!"

    The fat brother turned around a traffic light while laughing, and suddenly saw a red and blue flashing light in the center of the road ahead, and there were two traffic policemen in white hats running at him and waving at him!

    DUI check? !

    The fat brother, who has never been counseled by bullets, panicked when he saw this battle!

    It's over, buddy is really going to be planted this time!

    You really should listen to that bitch Han Yuyun, driving a woolly car without a driver's license!

    The fat brother obediently lowered the car window, and was about to turn off the car when he heard the traffic policeman beside the car urgently say, "Comrade, help, catch up with the car in front!"

    Looking at the scene again, two police cars were smashed into pieces, and one was estimated to have been hit in the middle of the road.

    The fat brother was very calm, and I said that the traffic police ran into the middle of the road to stop the car.

    "boarding!"

    I turned on the rear camera of my mobile phone, and wanted the water friends to watch and capture the first scene at close range.

    "boom!"

    The fat brother kicked the floor oil, the V8 engine roared, and the strong push back pushed the three policemen who had just gotten into the car against the backs of the chairs.

    The police officer in the co-pilot took a look: "Are you still live streaming?"

    "hold head high!"

    The water friends in the live broadcast room were almost speechless when they saw this battle.

    "Fatty brother, are you born with the aura of being troublesome?"

    "You don't stop at New Year's Eve!"

    "Fatty brother, count yourself, when did you go out without incident?"

    "It really breaks my heart for you..."

    After turning a corner according to the command of the police, Fat Brother saw the taillights of the vehicle that caused the accident from a distance, and then took time to ask what was going on.

    "I routinely check for drunk driving. The car ran away when it saw us. Fortunately, some of our colleagues hid in time, otherwise they would have been hit by this guy with a single kick of the accelerator!"

    The co-pilot police explained.

    "If it weren't for the fact that many colleagues went to patrol the city tonight, how could this grandson get away with a post!"

    A policeman in the back row said angrily.

    The driver who caused the accident stopped at an intersection and waited for a red light when he saw that there was no car catching up. What a daring darling!

    "Copy his car!"

    "Z!"

    The fat brother braked suddenly and stopped in front of the small red sports car that caused the accident. The entire front face of the car was gone, and the driver was driving happily.

    The driver who caused the accident did not respond slowly. When he saw this situation, he stepped on the accelerator before the police got off the car, rubbed the S1 of Fat Brother and ran away!

    "Damn it! You fucking run and hit my car?! I have to kill you today!"

    Fat guy is angry!

    Your new car! A small wash for three days, a big wash for seven days! I was very careful when opening a car door, but you fucking rubbed my car from the bottom of the car to the front of the car? !

    "Comrade calm and calm! We will pay for your car damage! Safe driving safe driving!"

    The co-pilot policeman was frightened by Fat Brother's sudden violent driving, and quickly grabbed the upper right handle to comfort him.

    The fat brother's car is a heavy SUV no matter how powerful it is. At first glance, it can't catch up with it in a straight line. The small sports car that caused the accident quickly turned around at the intersection in front of it, circled under the small slope, and merged into the main road opposite.

    The fat brother turned his head and looked through the street lamp. The small slope on the right was a wide green belt, with bushes on the edge and lawn in the middle.

    The fat man who had an idea slammed the steering wheel a dozen times, and the car went straight to the green belt like he was drunk!

    "Brother, what are you doing! You went the wrong way!"

    The police officer in the co-pilot was shocked. Could it be that this one is also a fucking drunk driver!

    "Don't worry! You can't go wrong!"

    The fat man calmed down.

    Like a rampaging monster, the S1 ran over bushes, across lawns, and overturned roadside railings.

    The fat brother glanced to the left. The driver who caused the accident didn't seem to notice his unusual car. After checking the distance visually, the fat brother's accelerator was a little heavier!

    "Hurry up!"

    Fat guy yells!

    "Ping!"

    S1 knocked over the isolation belt in the middle of the road again!

    "Bang!"

    With a loud bang, the S1 accurately hit the right side of the passing little sports car!

    How could the small sports car withstand the side impact of a monster like the S1, and it was instantly pushed to the side of the road by the S1, stuck on the curb, the right side of the body was completely dented, and two tires burst.

    The fat man reacted faster than the police, he was the first to rush to the driver's seat of the small sports car, and when he pulled the door, it didn't open?

    The fat brother was not polite, and smashed the car window with an elbow, and dragged the dizzy driver out of the car like a dead dog.

    When the police arrived, they pushed the cargo to the ground, handcuffed behind their backs.

    "I'm fine anyway, do you want to go to the hospital or go to the hospital first?"

    The fat brother stopped the police who wanted to call for vehicle reinforcements and asked.

    "Thank you, brother! Take us to the hospital first. It's not easy for this idiot to be attacked by you just now."

    The co-pilot policeman smiled and thanked him.

    "You're welcome! It's the police and the people!"

    The fat brother smiled and helped lift the driver into the car.

    "Brother Liu, I found something!"

    A policeman in the back row pointed a flashlight at the cocked trunk of the small sports car and shouted loudly.

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