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    Seeing that the heroic deeds of His Excellency Henry had almost been interviewed, the media turned their guns on Zhou Bubu again.

    "As far as we know, you will be prosecuted in the name of endangering the public's homeland security. What do you think, Mr. Zhou?"

    A reporter asked the question everyone wanted to know.

    "Could it be that what your government wants to see the most at this moment is a scene where machines are destroyed and hundreds of families are torn apart? You are such a strange country!"

    Zhou Beirui snorted and shook his head.

    "Relevant people said that it was you who flew the plane this time, not the Grand Duke Henry. Is it true?"

    "Of course not! Experienced captains need a co-pilot. Do you think someone like me or Your Excellency Henry who has no flying experience at all can handle that big guy alone?"

    This reporter has bad intentions, and the American imperial people's heart will not die!

    People are going to sue me. If they don't drag Henry into the water, if I'm the only one left, they won't put me to death?

    Besides, my buddy is in the lead, how can I let Henry accept my favor!

    "Mr. Zhou, can you tell us the purpose of your visit to the United States?"

    Another male reporter with glasses under the stage asked with a note in his hand.

    Fat brother really wants to say something about you, but if you are abroad, you must not smear the motherland and compatriots!

    "I'm here for the E4 game show."

    The fat brother replied with a smile, and then briefly introduced his company and the games that will be exhibited.

    "Mr. Zhou, can you talk about the thug who attacked the two pilots?"

    Good question!

    The fat brother took a closer look, he was actually a reporter from CCTV!

    After all, it was his own family, and the fat brother gave him a compliment with his eyes: "The thug is not an ordinary person at first glance, and he was already drunk before boarding the plane."

    "And that thug is extremely skilled, like a professionally trained person!"

    Henry, who was on the side, suddenly added coldly.

    The press conference is still in progress, but the two superpowers are quickly surrounding the circle, otherwise this little ant will start a game.

    The version Henry provided to the media was that a well-trained strong man took down the captain and co-pilot with lightning speed, which was the root cause of the accident.

    In fact, the real identity of the drunk man was a former US CIA officer. Because his wife divorced him, he drank alcohol many times during working hours, and had a previous conviction for stealing an automatic snack vending machine in the Intelligence Bureau, so he was given to the CIA by the CIA. fried.

    Of course, the US government is reluctant to release this version, because in this way, the public will target the CIA and even the White House, and the director of the CIA may even resign!

    But if this fact is covered up, then Delta Air Lines, to which DL1922 belongs, will take the blame, and it will even affect Boeing.

    Putting a drunk man on the plane Delta Airlines can still handle it, but once the giant Delta Airlines gets a little negative news about the captain's negligence and dereliction of duty, the stock market will drop a few points and a hundred CIA chiefs. Can't pull it back!

    After all, the people living in the White House are still big capitalists and big financial groups. Faced with this situation, the CIA director was abandoned without hesitation...

    "Coincidentally", the Huaxia government also learned the real situation of the incident at the first time. In order to let go, the United States had to agree to some terms that the bilateral negotiation failed many times. Otherwise there is a way out.

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    "Henry, I really want to thank you this time, or I'll go in!"

    The police were ordered to withdraw, and the fat brother sighed in relief, thanking Henry constantly in the car to the hotel.

    "Hehe, I also acted in a play, and I would like to thank you for saving my life on the plane!"

    "Cooperating with acting? Who?"

    The fat man was puzzled when he heard the words.

    "Although I don't want to admit it, I have to tell you that we in Eckburg do not have the ability to say no to the United States."

    "Who is that?"

    "Who else do you think there will be?"

    Henry smiled and seemed to be in a good mood.

    Who else could it be?

    The fat brother turned his head and looked out of the car window, with mixed feelings for a while, his eyes were slightly tight, and his face was full of excited and proud smile.

    He whispered in his mouth: "Wei Jia a thousand miles to deter Xi Rong!"

    At 11 o’clock in the middle of the night in Beijing the next day, a blogger studying in the United States uploaded a blurred screenshot of the video and wrote a concise sentence: Chinese heroes fought thugs bravely, and saved more than 400 lives by flying a plane. !

    The picture looks to be the scene of a foreign press conference. There is a young black-haired man standing on the stage. His face is a little unclear. The subtitles below are also blurred, and the words ZHOU BU RAN can be vaguely seen.

    "Where is the English major's eighth brother, we need your help here!"

    "Professional eight is also here! But does it have anything to do with professionalism? You can't see clearly at all!"

    "Does the blogger have a high-definition uncensored version of the picture!"

    "The person in the picture should be the person we thought, right?"

    "Agree with the person upstairs, I think it's that person too!"

    "Who are the two upstairs you talking about?"

    "Brothers upstairs, your village just connected to the Internet?"

    Netizens who love to join in the fun all recognized that this person is Zhou Beibu, especially the fans of Fat Brother, who immediately went over the wall to find out what happened when they received the news.

    It didn't take long for high-definition uncensored video screenshots and recorded videos to circulate all over the Internet.

    Early in the morning of the second day in Beijing time, Fat Brother’s Weibo was also updated: “After all the ups and downs, the layout is finally finished the day before the exhibition starts!” A few photos of the E4 game exhibition of game games were posted behind.

    "sofa!"

    "Fat brother, hurry up and be realistic! Isn't that the one who drove the big plane and jumped around?"

    "Mr. Zhou, did you almost miss out on the special plane you took yourself there!"

    "Fat brother, fat brother, they said that when you landed, you drove the big plane like a monkey in the sky, and it stood up?"

    "Fatty brother, I thought you were awesome before, but this time you are really awesome!"

    "I don't need a real hammer to know that the person must be you who didn't run away. How can a normal person do such a gigantic thing!"

    "Why is the gap between people so big? I've never been on a plane before, so Fat Brother can fly all over the sky."

    "Didn't you pay attention, it's with the Grand Duke of Eckburg! Did you leave someone's contact information, Fat Brother?"

    "Grand Duke Chu is so handsome and man!"

    "Upstairs, please go out, you fake fan!"

    The fat brother really couldn't stand these funny netizens, so he picked a few and replied, and the netizens became more enthusiastic.

    What's even more powerful is that CCTV's evening news also mentioned this matter: "At 9:15 p.m. local time in the United States, two pilots accidentally fell into a coma on a civil flight from Seattle to Los Angeles during the flight. At a critical juncture, the Grand Duke of Eckburg and another Chinese man successfully landed the passenger plane, saving the lives of more than 400 people on board!"

    Although in the mouth of Yangma, the awesome fat brother has become "a Chinese man", but this does not prevent the fat brother from gaining popularity, because other media do not need so much scruples, and directly name the person Saying Zhou is not arrogant!

    Some topical programs even took a whole period of time for this purpose, and invited a lot of professionals. Everyone made a pot of tea and discussed the probability of successful landing by ordinary people who have not received professional flight training. .

    The final conclusion is that unless a miracle happens, it is dead!

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