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    His voice trembled as he spoke, "...Your bride?"

    Holy crap, is that what I meant?

    The little milk dog looked up at him, looking a little puzzled, and said, "What's wrong with you? Brother, didn't you know?"

    Kou Dong: "..."

    Holy crap, what should I know!

    He was holding a fork, a group of sadness in his heart.

    He is so difficult.

    This difficulty is not friendly to a novice in horror games...

    Kou Dong somewhat hoped that this meal would never be finished. It's a pity that the people sitting on both sides thought it was a matter of course, and even discussed the style of his wedding dress with He He Mu. Kou Dong listened to the little milk dog and his uncle discussing where the length of the veil was going to be, and felt a little swish coolness behind him for a while.

    Just one, it's two.

    both!

    Kou Dong believes that he is not a scumbag. His relationship in real life is as clean as a blank sheet of paper. After returning to society from accidental loss of memory, he has never had emotional entanglements with any man or woman.

    If you really want to say something unusual, at most it is to become a love game anchor, performing tricks for everyone in the live broadcast room, little brother.

    Kou Dong in the game is far more open than usual. According to the audience in the live broadcast room, he is pure and sloppy. He was born with a good-looking appearance, with drooping eyes and black pupils. He always looked at people with a natural and innocent meaning; this appearance made it much easier for him to lift people up, and it was much easier for him to win the favor of the audience.

    After all, real life is so difficult. In the game, everyone wants to see two beautiful people get together and have a sweet-sweet-love relationship.

    It's the kind that makes people blush.

    Kou Dong originally only wanted to attack an NPC, but then the audience encouraged him with tips and subscriptions:

    "Fuck your uncle! You must fuck your uncle!"

    "How can the little puppy be spared?"

    "Male gods can also woo woo woo, I want to see Kou Shen being made to cry by everyone on the spot..."

    "..."

    In short, with the unremitting enthusiasm of the audience, Kou Dong finally removed part of his morals in the game, and he did four strategies in one go without hesitation.

    But at that time, he didn't know that these four people would take revenge on him.

    This feeling...

    Kou Dong was caught between the two, like sitting on pins and needles. After discussing the wedding dress, the two NPCs also arranged dishes for him. Soup on the left, water on the right.

    Kou Dong bit his head and drank all the cups and bowls, feeling tragic and solemn.

    He really didn't have the guts to favor one over the other, so he had no choice but to take the name of a scumbag, treat them equally, and give each of them a sweet jujube.

    "Thank you for the water."

    This is for the puppy.

    "The soup is delicious."

    This was said to my uncle.

    The sweet dates were obviously effective, and the uncle's expression softened visibly. He stretched out his hand and carefully placed the napkin under Kou Dong's dining table to help him level it.

    "Eat slowly."

    He said in a low voice, staring at Kou Dong's meal, as if he was interested.

    Kou Dong's movements paused, and he immediately increased his speed silently - being looked at by such eyes, he didn't look like the person sitting at the table, but like a meal on a plate.

    He was really worried that he would be served on the table halfway through the meal.

    After dinner, went to try on the wedding dress. The two grooms wanted to follow into the dressing room, but Kou Dong forcibly refused.

    In order to avoid this crisis, Kou Dong didn't even want face, and acted coquettishly with the two NPCs.

    "I'll be embarrassed..."

    He said in a low voice, his fingers seemed timid, he secretly grabbed a little hem of his uncle's clothes and shook it.

    He is very shrewd in his heart and knows who is the one who speaks effectively, so he only goes to his uncle.

    After all, it's an NPC who has finished the strategy, so he won't even sell it to him, right?

    At this moment, even the game system was a little stuck. Uncle lowered his head and stared at him, until Kou Dong felt as if he was about to be seen through by such scorching eyes, the intuition like a small animal stood up again, and subconsciously took his hand back - Uncle just held it down His little finger, who was trying to escape, said lightly, "Shy?"

    "..."

    Shy bastard!

    Kou Dong's heart was full of galloping horses, and his face was still blushing, as if she was really a pure, ignorant virgin bride.

    He lowered his head and suddenly felt a cold hand pinch his cheek slightly.

    He was stunned for a moment.

    "Then go in by yourself," my uncle retracted his hand, his voice still unhurried, he was more like a natural gentleman than a little puppy, as if the word nobility had been engraved in his bones, "Don't think about it, Change it and come out."

    Kou Dong was overjoyed and hurriedly responded.

    "As soon as possible!"

    - That's weird.

    After entering, Kou Dong first searched the locker room upside down. The locker room was small and had no windows. He only found a copper key under the carpet. The key doesn't look big, it looks delicate, and there are fine patterns engraved on it.

    Kou Dong hid the key, just when he heard the servant outside knock on the door.

    "Master," said the servant, "do you need me to help you?"

    Kou Dong said no, he is a socialist successor, and he will never be so mad that he can't wear clothes by himself, "I'll do it myself!"

    The maid then waited at the door, waiting quietly. After a while, the young master inside slowly stretched out his head again.

    "You better give me a hand," he said dejectedly, "I don't know how to wear..."

    This skirt feels heavier than him.

    The two bridegrooms had a faint smile on their lips.

    After being strangled, Kou Dong could finally come out of the locker room.

    The wedding dress is beautiful, and the white veil and wide tail are enough to make any bride ecstatic.

    It's a pity that Kou Dong is not included in this range.

    The tailor who made it for him stood by and whispered in admiration: "You are really suitable for such a color..."

    He had never seen such a beautiful bride. The color of his eyes and hair that belonged to an oriental person made his skin extraordinarily white and delicate, and the ivory-white silk wrapped him like a goddess who came out of the temple of Athens. Kou Dong is not that sturdy figure, and his waist is also slender. The full back hem easily outlines his thin waistline, and he is wrapped in this holy wedding dress, with only hazy skin showing through the gaps of the floating lace.

    He stood there like a full moon wrapped in clouds and mist.

    Even though the tailor had seen many brides, he couldn't help but look at him with wide eyes without blinking, repeatedly admiring his skin that was more delicate than ordinary people.

    "You are God's truly outstanding work..." He muttered, bowing his head to kiss Kou Dong's skirt.

    This action made Kou Dong's heart tighten slightly, and he vaguely felt a little too intimate. He turned his head to look at the two NPCs, but saw the indifferent expressions on the NPCs' faces, as if he didn't see the tailor getting closer and closer, and he didn't even move his footsteps.

    Kou Dong frowned, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

    He didn't immediately express his doubts, but he was more careful than usual when observing NPCs.

    The puppy suddenly rubbed his nose, his face flushed red, and he bowed his head in embarrassment.

    "What are you doing, brother," he said shyly, "don't keep looking at me..."

    Kou Dong: "..."

    He turned his face in shock and wanted to call someone to watch the show.

    Holy crap, this person is too similar to pretend to be pure. Did you forget who opened and shut up yesterday and was full!

    The harvest during the day is not much. Accompanied by the housekeeper, Kou Dong could only use the name of Xiaoshi to walk the castle hastily. The three towers in the ancient castle and nearly 200 rooms are the same magnificent and magnificent no matter from the outside or from the inside.

    Just being wrapped in this endless fir forest, it seems that even the castle is also infected with air-conditioning, and there is no human taste. Occasionally met two servants, all in a hurry, only had time to bow their heads and say hello to them briefly. When Kou Dong turned his head to look, he could only see the unscrewed skirt. The servants trotted upstairs, not even daring to look at him.

    The housekeeper explained: "Young master, please forgive me, they are busy with your wedding with the adults."

    When Kou Dong heard the word "wedding", his stomach hurt.

    All kinds of thoughts were spinning in his mind, and suddenly he saw the housekeeper beside him approaching him and asked with concern, "Do you have anything on your mind?"

    Kou Dong was not too impressed with this housekeeper. When he arrived on the first day, it was the housekeeper who led him in.

    In addition, the housekeeper mostly just stood silently behind him, like a background painting in the game. He didn't even expect that the NPC, the butler, would have other lines.

    Kou Dong shook his head. The butler's voice became softer, as if it was sweetened with honey, with a delusional meaning, "Young master, you can tell me everything. In this world, there will never be anyone who is more loyal than me."

    The sweet oath spewed out of his mouth, and he said: "I am willing to be a dog under your knees, and sacrifice my life and my loyal soul for you. Please believe me, please use me-"

    Kou Dong raised his eyes to look at him, and saw the accumulated fire in his eyes. This light, he has also seen the same in the eyes of the little milk dog and uncle.

    ……very good.

    He thought dryly, this is the first copy, it's the third.

    Girl, should he be proud of his charm?

    ——But it's all the horror game NPCs who follow him one after another, and Kou Dong somehow feels uncomfortable in his heart...

    "How do you want me to use you?"

    "As you wish."

    "What if I want stars in the sky?"

    "I'll pick it up for you."

    "What if I want the moon on the water?"

    "I'll hold it for you."

    "—What if I want to escape?"

    Kou Dong suddenly stopped. He stood on the steps and looked at the housekeeper jokingly, "What if I don't want to marry them?"

    The butler still had one hand behind his back and gave him a salute. When he raised his head again, his eyes were shining: "I will help you escape."

    On the back that Kou Dong couldn't see, the hand holding the pocket watch was trembling slightly uncontrollably.

    If Kou Dong saw it, he would be able to tell the difference.

    That's not fear, worry, that's excitement...

    He paused, his voice sweeter and smoother.

    "Do you need me to help you escape?"

    At the same time, the game pops up with new options.

    [Faced with the NPC's request, you: A: Yes. B: No. 】

    [Please note that each choice will affect the final outcome of the player. Please choose carefully. 】

    The author has something to say:

    Kou Dong: I'm not a scumbag, but the situation forced me...

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