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    Kou Dong is a good person. It's just a problem, especially want to be someone else's father.

    Ye Yanzhi really can't understand, where did his surging fatherly feelings come from...

    Later, after thinking about it carefully, he felt that this person was purely willing to take advantage of others, and he was a typical person who gave him three points of color and he could open a dyeing workshop for you. This character has two concise and clear words can be summed up: under-dry.

    Someone had to rub it off on him—the friction kind.

    He took a deep look at Kou Dong and put the matter of "growing up as soon as possible" on the agenda again.

    No delay.

    No more delay, this person can go to heaven.

    Kou Dong, who was able to go to the sky, circled the village twice, but this time he didn't even see a child. Maybe it was because he was almost bribed by him with ulterior motives last time, and every family locked their children in the door and never let them out.

    Kou Dong's clay figurine was useless, so he had to stuff it all with his cubs, euphemistically, it was good for promoting the healthy growth of the child's body and mind.

    Ye Yanzhi, a 21-year-old mature man both physically and mentally: "..."

    As for the skill and innocence of playing clay figurines, where did Kou Dong have the confidence to say this?

    He talked about business, "Any clues about ghosts?"

    Kou Dong narrowed his eyes, looking a little lazy. He brushed the blades of grass on the ground with his feet and said, "Yes."

    Ye Yanzhi: "What?"

    Kou Dong seemed to be thinking. Immediately, he said slowly: "Actually, I have a very simple method."

    The little man lifted from his shoulders and looked at him.

    Kou Dong: "Well, it doesn't take so much trouble at all. For example, I'll release the news that I'm going to take a shower..."

    Ye Yanzhi: "???"

    What's this about taking a shower?

    Kou Dong: "Anyone who comes to peek is a ghost. It's that simple."

    Ye Yanzhi: "..."

    Ye Yanzhi couldn't tell whether he was angry or laughing, and wished he could knock him on the head.

    In the hearts of young people, is this game so wretched and idiotic?

    Ye Yanzhi felt that he was a bit lying.

    Kou Dong was very aggrieved: "I don't blame me for thinking about them being lewd. Look at what they do - fill one mouthful with one cub, isn't it because they are crazy?"

    And that god statue, don't think he doesn't know what he's doing by pulling the avatar in - although it's covered with a red cloth, can't it cover up the sound?

    Just that movement, what is in line with the core socialist values?

    Everything has to be rebuilt.

    Ye Yanzhi's knee hurt even more. He was silent for a while before saying, "Their ideas may be too extreme."

    Kou Dong said incredulously, "You call this extreme?"

    Isn't this called perversion?

    "..."

    The little man was completely silent. After half a day, he pulled a lock of Kou Dong's hair and sullenly said, "It's too hasty to make a decision on this."

    Using young people as hooks - Ye Yanzhiguang thought about it, but he couldn't accept it.

    Kou Dong thought about it for a while, and was actually persuaded by him.

    "That's right, in case there is such a pervert among the players."

    It's hard to say, anyway, since he entered the game, he felt that he has the potential to attract neuroses...

    Ye Yanzhi's knees were inserted into a sieve, and he pursed his lips tightly without saying a word.

    The coffins of the dead villagers were lifted up, and they walked around the village beating gongs and drums, heading south.

    On the surface, this is clearly an ordinary funeral. The family members were weeping, strong men carrying the coffins, followed by a playing band in front and back, marching to the burial place in a lively manner. White clothes, white flowers, and white paper money, only the paper figures tied together are colored, and the two painted black eyes on the top are panicked.

    Kou Dong met the Nuo face who had just been beaten again in front of a villager's house. There are many eyes painted on the Nuo surface, each of which is different, and at a glance, it looks like it is almost intimidating.

    It is Erlang God.

    Erlang God is squatting on the ground, looking intently at something. Kou Dong approached, only to realize that he was looking at the footprints.

    Those were the footprints left by the person who had just walked by carrying the coffin, and it was easy to leave traces on the muddy ground. Erlang Shen stared at it for a while, then said without looking up, "Do you see something wrong?"

    As soon as he made a sound, Kou Dong realized that this was the land of yesterday.

    That female voice has not changed at all.

    Kou Dong squatted down and looked at it for a while, "What's wrong?"

    Erlang Shen said: "The depth is not right."

    She motioned for Kou Dong to step on the side too.

    When Kou Dong raised his feet, Erlang Shen said seriously: "You are shorter than him, and lighter than him. More importantly, he is still carrying something, and it should be harder to step on it than you."

    Kou Dong: "...???"

    Well said, why are you suddenly pulling your height?

    Personal attacks?

    He sighed, "I'm very tall."

    It's this copy that truncates me!

    Erlang Shen said: "It doesn't matter - the point is, his footprints are shallower than yours. What does that mean?"

    Kou Dong pretended to be confused, "What?"

    Erlang Shen sighed, a little bit of hatred for not turning iron into steel: "It means that there is nothing in his coffin, at least not a dead person."

    She stood up and urged, "Come on, let's go and have a look."

    The two people were not far or near at the back of the funeral procession. The mourners only cared about blowing and beating, and walked forward as if no one had paid attention to them.

    Even so, the two followed cautiously. They finished the last street and slowly noticed that the path had changed under their feet.

    It is no longer a flat dirt road, but a thin sheep intestine trail. There was a lot of moss on the road, and there was a thin layer of water mist on the moss.

    Another scene suddenly appeared in front of him, and the sharp mounds came into view one by one, just under the bleak sky, in front of the continuous forest. Because no one took care of it, the waste grass on the grave had already grown everywhere, densely covering the loess underneath.

    Barren tombs and dead forests.

    Erlang Shen asked in a low voice, "Have you seen this place yesterday?"

    Kou Dong shook his head.

    On the first day, he walked through the entire village, but no matter how he walked, it was a repeating street, and he never left the village at all. This was the first time he came to the cemetery.

    Erlang Shen said, "I haven't seen it before."

    She paid close attention to the movement in front of her, and said in a very low voice: "Hey, it's under the coffin."

    The soil had been dug up, and the widow took the last shovel and put the shovel aside. Several strong men worked together to lift the coffin and slowly put it into the tomb.

    Kou Dong stared at those people and suddenly felt that something was wrong. He could actually see their exposed teeth from such a side.

    "..."

    He suddenly realized that they were laughing.

    He looked at them one by one, and the more he looked, the more his scalp became numb.

    Not one person, but everyone—they put water around the tomb, and everyone had a smile on their face.

    In such an occasion and situation, this smile is not at all approachable, but rather creepy.

    Kou Dong touched Erlang Shen lightly, and wanted to signal her to go now. But the Nuo Mian next to him didn't know what he was thinking. He stared at this scene and didn't even turn his head. Kou Dong didn't respond even after pulling her a few times, and finally had to pat her again.

    This time, she finally shivered and turned her head. The dozens of eyes on the Nuo face all turned towards Kou Dong, she opened her mouth and asked, "Did—"

    Kou Dong's eyes quickly sealed her mouth, and the remaining two words were sealed in her throat, her heart pounding.

    I don't know if it was because she was in a daze just now, but her voice was not lowered at all.

    They are now squatting behind a grave, not far from those buried, and speaking at such a volume, they can easily be heard by the other party.

    He cautiously poked his head out, and sure enough, he saw those people turning their heads and looking suspicious, as if they were looking around.

    Erlang Shen was stiff all over, as if he had just realized what he had done, and curled up, not daring to move at all.

    The mourners were discussing, and then the surroundings suddenly fell into silence.

    Kou Dong's heart finally loosened slightly, and before he could let go of it completely, he suddenly mentioned again—

    He heard footsteps.

    Someone stepped on the blade of grass and made a rustling sound, getting closer and closer. Kou Dong didn't even need to turn his head, he could feel the other party's searching eyes wandering around here.

    His hand slowly grabbed a handful of soil on the grave.

    near.

    closer. They're on the back of this grave now, if only this man took two steps forward—

    Ye Yanzhi hugged him tightly, his movements more like comfort. Erlang Shen leaned against him and covered his mouth tightly, blocking the sound of breathing that might escape from his fingers.

    Kou Dong heard the thorns and squeaks of heavy objects mopping the floor. The man seemed to have lifted the heavy shovel and held it in his hand. If they couldn't escape in time, they would definitely take such a blow.

    run? no. This place is unobstructed, except for the graves here. Moreover, these coffin-carrying people are strong and strong, even if the two of them run, they can't run.

    not running?

    A shovel as heavy as this is enough to hit a person's head with blood. What will happen next? No one dared to think.

    Always have to fight to the death.

    Kou Dong gritted his teeth, made the worst plan, and signaled Erlangshen to run away later. They held their breath, feeling the shadows of people slowly falling over their heads—

    "Ah ah ah ah ah!"

    A scream suddenly sounded from the north, like which player made it. The NPC who was a step away from them was stunned for a while, then turned his head abruptly, and strode towards the place where the sound was made. The shovel's voice gradually faded away, and Kou Dong believed that he had escaped again. He pulled Erlang Shen abruptly and signaled to leave quickly.

    Only then did the two stick their heads out from behind the tomb and quietly walked back along the path. Fortunately, there was no danger, and soon they saw the houses in the village.

    This shock was no trivial matter, Erlang Shen covered his heart and said that he was about to be scared out of a heart attack.

    Kou Dong was fine, but at this time he realized the benefits of his cub.

    If it wasn't for Ye Yanzhi, he wouldn't be so lucky.

    You know, he himself is a super African who even won the supermarket lottery to thank him for his patronage...

    Erlang Shen was still in shock and was still looking back.

    "Who did they catch?"

    Kou Dong shook his head, and his heart was a little heavy, "I don't know."

    Not a good thing after all.

    The two were silent for a while, and after a while, Erlang Shen said, "Thanks to you today."

    Kou Dong: "I didn't do anything."

    "That's not what I said," Erlang Shen said softly, "I almost caused a lot of trouble. I don't know, why did I choose to be distracted at that moment..."

    She stretched out her hand to support the Nuo face, and paused for a while on the bulging eyes, as if she had made up her mind.

    "Actually, I have nothing to repay you," she said. "If you are drawn tonight, you—you name me."

    "I am human."

    Kou Dong was a little surprised.

    In fact, according to his conjecture, even identifying a person would not be good. On the contrary, this is equivalent to exposing the identity of the other party in front of all Nuo faces. According to the sentence "Ghosts are also looking for people", I am afraid it will become a death condition, and ghosts will come to the door that night.

    He didn't think Erlang Shen would have thought about this matter.

    She looks like a smart person.

    Erlang Shen smiled bitterly and said, "There is no way. If you can not identify it, of course it is the best - but if it is really selected, it must be selected for sure?"

    "You can't target the NPC like you did yesterday. There won't be another chance like that today."

    Kou Dong said calmly, "I won't be drawn every day."

    NPCs can select him once because of selfishness, but cannot select him every time, which violates the rules of the game set by the system.

    With the blessing of his cub's European energy, Kou Dong is confident that he can avoid bad luck.

    Erlang Shen sighed vaguely behind the Nuo face and said, "I hope so."

    Who knows if he will be the "lucky one" today.

    At eight o'clock in the evening, all the Nuo faces were again concentrated in front of the temple. This time, Kou Dong didn't come so early, occupying the seventh position.

    Ye Yanzhi lay on his shoulders and looked at the person who came.

    At exactly eight o'clock, there were ten people sitting on the chairs.

    This was expected by Kou Dong. The laughing monk who was eaten last night, the Nuo noodles who were accidentally discovered in the cemetery today... these are all the people left.

    Ye Yanzhi thought so too, and was not surprised.

    On the contrary, there are Nuo faces who don't know about the cemetery, and they frequently look at the chair on the right, a little panicked.

    Tonight, they didn't see Bai Nuo noodles coming from the end of the path. On the contrary, the candlelight in front of the statue seemed to be brighter, reflecting them clearly.

    Kou Dong was sitting in a chair waiting, when suddenly he heard a movement from the right. A few seconds later, a man wearing the earth nuo face staggered and ran over from there, panicking.

    "me……"

    He gasped and said in horror, "I'm lost... I encountered a ghost hitting the wall. I couldn't get through that road just now—"

    Kou Dong was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at him, his heart sank suddenly.

    how come?

    He and Ye Yanzhi looked at each other, and also saw surprise from the bottom of the villain's eyes.

    Their previous inference was overturned, and the eleventh Nuo face appeared in front of them.

    The new ground is shaking. He didn't see the white Nuo noodles from last night, but he clearly knew that he was late. According to the rules of the game, all Nuo noodles must participate on time at 8 o'clock and cannot be absent.

    At eight o'clock, he was already absent.

    He fell into the eleventh chair, his body trembling uncontrollably.

    "It's okay," he forcibly comforted himself, and said to the Nuo face beside him, "he hasn't come yet—he didn't find it, right?"

    Nuo Nian, who was sitting in the tenth position, did not answer. Xindi kept mumbling, "It's okay, it's okay..."

    Ye Yanzhi shook his head.

    "He thinks too easily."

    He lay beside Kou Dong's ear and said lightly.

    "He's clearly breaking the rules."

    "And the most annoying thing to the system is the people who break the rules."

    Kou Dong's ears moved, and for the first time he heard the system from his cub's mouth. This tone made Kou Dong feel very strange.

    He thought that Ye Yanzhi was also being manipulated by the system.

    After all, that egg was drawn from the exchange pool by Kou Dong himself.

    But now, listening to Ye Yanzhi's tone, this is not the case. When he talked about the system, he obviously knew a lot about it, but his tone was not intimate, but rather disgusting.

    This attitude is really subtle. Kou Dong's ears trembled again.

    Ye Yanzhi was speaking well, but was distracted by his always moving ears, so he reached out to touch it. Who knew that as soon as he touched the earlobe, the young man suddenly leaned back, lowered his voice and asked, "What are you doing?"

    He rarely had such a big reaction.

    Ye Yanzhi was stunned at first, and then suddenly came back to his senses.

    what does that mean?

    what does that mean!

    Suddenly, the melody sung by the turned serfs suddenly sounded in his mind, and he pursed his lips slightly and replied, "Just touch it."

    Kou Dong felt a little awkward, shoved him off his shoulders, put him on his lap and fixed it, "Don't touch it."

    His earlobes are very sensitive. It's tolerable to just talk to his ear, but if he touches it, it will cost him his life - as clear as the electricity.

    "Honey," he said vaguely, "Dad will make a clay figurine for you later."

    The villain didn't say a word this time, and was still immersed in the joy of actually discovering Kou Dong's sensitive point, and kept savoring it.

    When Kou Dong didn't notice it, his cub stared at his ears several times with wolf-like eyes.

    Um.

    is a good place.

    Kou Dong changed the subject, "Why didn't the white guy come today?"

    Not only did Bai Nuo noodles not come, but others did not. The entire venue was empty, with only the people sitting in these eleven chairs.

    The Nuo Noodles couldn't help but feel a little anxious, and there were whispers.

    However, at this moment, the door of the temple made a dull creaking sound, attracting everyone's attention.

    "It's moving!" The Nuo face around him seemed to have seen something, and suddenly became restless, "The statue...the statue has moved..."

    He was right. The statue is slowly stepping out from the temple.

    It is extremely tall, nearly three meters long, and every step is huge. The red cloth that originally covered the top was gone, and they were finally able to see the true face of the statue.

    As soon as Kou Dong saw that face, he exclaimed in a low voice.

    When he spoke foul language, he did not forget to cover Ye Yanzhi's ears.

    Ye Yanzhi: "..."

    The group of children said it was not bad, this carving was a man.

    The man is strong and powerful, with a handsome face, typical wide shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs - Kou Dong's eyes are familiar.

    When he was still a love game anchor, he went out on a date with this NPC every day. This NPC's behavior is also quite domineering. At most, people go out to buy a movie theater, but he buys a movie theater.

    At most, people buy a few pieces of clothes, but he directly builds a factory.

    People send diamonds, he sends diamond mines...

    When experiencing this love story, Kou Dong also really experienced the benefits of being rich. It's not that the family has mines anymore, it's that the family is built on mines.

    Therefore, this NPC has a more widely known identity abbreviation: President Ba.

    The kind of tyrannical boss that Tianliang King broke.

    At first, Kou Dong's mouth was full of lemons just looking at it, but now Kou Dong's cheeks hurt and his teeth are sore.

    He watched the statue stride out, and immediately grabbed the small fortune-teller with his two wooden hands and began to shake it.

    Kou Dong: "..."

    Kou Dong suddenly understood why the substitution was made today.

    ...Could it be because of what he said yesterday?

    He asked Bai Nuo Mian yesterday if he was the owner of the temple, and Bai Nuo Mian said no, and he was caught by him.

    So today, came the real temple master?

    No - does this game need to be so rigorous? ? ?

    The idol stood there, the tall figure lining the lottery tube like a toy in a child's hand, shaking it cracklingly. Unexpectedly, he saw a full of unhappiness from his wood-carved face.

    While shaking the sign, it looked at Kou Dong one by one, full of anger.

    Kou Dong stroked his chin, a little dazed, "What have I done?"

    Ye Yanzhi reminded him: "You got him out to work."

    Kou Dong: "..."

    Oh yes.

    If it weren't for what I said yesterday, people are still eating and offering sacrifices on the god table.

    Ye Yanzhi whispered, "You used a stand-in yesterday..."

    Kou Dong: "!"

    Yes, he bluffed it yesterday!

    No wonder the statue looked angry at him, and he was angry even if he let him go. The prey that was finally obtained ran away, and was replaced with a thin piece of paper - just looking like it, in fact, it couldn't do anything.

    Speaking of paper figurines, Kou Dong remembered, "Where are my props?"

    He carefully looked at the statue several times from top to bottom, and finally found a few scraps of paper on the feet of the statue. Thinking about it, after the props were used, the idol found that he had been deceived, so he was furious and tore it to pieces.

    The lottery tube was still shaking, and the Nuo noodles were all focused on it. The new land is the most concentrated, and secretly pray that it has not seen it.

    It has not seen, it has not seen...

    He recited this sentence over and over again almost nervously, to calm his heart a little.

    Finally, a lottery fell out of the lottery. The statue leaned down and held it firmly in the palm of his hand.

    Immediately, its hand turned slightly, and its huge fingers pointed to the Nuo surface on the far right.

    It is the eleventh.

    Xindi's face, which was blocked by the Nuo face, suddenly turned pale, and he couldn't get up from his seat for a long time.

    The statue took a step forward, fingers still pointing at him.

    "..."

    I can't afford it anymore.

    The lesson from last night was still vivid in his mind. He gritted his teeth and finally stood up tremblingly from his chair.He looked at the Nuo faces present, and finally closed his eyes abruptly, and pointed at one of them.

    "I choose—"

    He gritted his chattering teeth hard, and tried his best to spit out the words.

    "I choose him."

    The finger passed over Kou Dong's body and stopped at the sixth place.The Nuo face in the finger trembled, and was stunned.

    It is fish essence.

    The author has something to say:

    Ye Yanzhi: I found it!I found it!!!

    (excited beyond words)

    I found a way to turn over a serf to sing!!!!!

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