Kou Dong felt a familiar dizziness, and when he woke up, he had returned to the familiar Shanhai Village.

- He just left the place less than a minute ago.

Kou Dong: "..."

Angry.

He has always been accustomed to tricking NPCs with Sao manipulations, but he never imagined that there would be times when NPCs would trick him with Sao manipulations. The most irritating thing is that this NPC learned his tricks just to have a date with him...

What's up with this date?

Kou Dong not only felt sorry for the props he had used up, but also wanted to blow up the NPC's dog head.

He finally recognized his surroundings clearly, and found that he was in an unfamiliar temple. This temple is completely different from the temples of gods he has seen in Shanhai Village. Hundreds of exquisite lotus lanterns hang high, and the vermilion pillars are engraved with very fine patterns of scattered flowers of the goddess. In the center, he is holding a flower with one hand, the petals are smooth and shiny, and there is a faint golden light - it is no different from the mural that he has seen in the Evil Temple.

There were a few people in the temple, kneeling on the cushions and bowing to him devoutly. Kou Dong heard their low wishes, the woman's wish for marriage, and the old man's wish for the health of his children and grandchildren. These are all simple and normal wishes.

It seems that in this date, Kou Dong's time has gone backwards again.

Before he returned to the villagers of Shanhai Village to kill the gods, he was still the righteous god that the world worshipped and admired.

Perhaps because it was still early in the sky, there were not many villagers in the village.

Except for the old man who woke up early, there were only young women who didn't want to be known by others. After they also went out, the temple fell into silence again, and only the gods sat alone on the throne.

The dim morning light lit up the doors and windows little by little, and no one else was seen.

Kou Dong was not in a hurry.

Since it is a date, naturally there must be two protagonists.

Now that he has arrived, the other... should be on his way.

He didn't wait long. But after a while, another voice sounded outside the door.

Someone pushed open the creaking wooden door, and Shi Shiran walked in.

"—I've been waiting for a long time." The Evil God spoke in a lazy tone. He walked up to the altar naturally and rubbed the face of the righteous god. "Your followers are loyal, and they also come here in the morning to worship."

He lifted up his robes and pulled Zheng Shen, who was stiff from the gesture of touching his cheeks, to sit down. Kou Dong got away from the statue and sat beside him. It still looked like a wood and clay sculpture. It seemed that he had goosebumps because of the evil god's attitude.

Hold back, hold back.

He said to himself in his heart that everything was for the pleasure of the NPC...

I'm glad he can achieve something.

He barely managed to sit still, and he was still guessing in his mind which plot the Heretic God was going.

Looking at this, it seems like after falling in love.

When this thought came up, Kou Dong couldn't help shaking.

The NPC was very calm, his eyes swept him up and down, and when he saw Zhengshen's tense face all the time without saying a word, there was a smile in his eyes.

"It still hurts?" He approached like an ordinary couple and patted Kou Dong's waist gently, "I'm sorry today? Huh?"

He lowered his voice.

"When I hooked my waist in front of the believers yesterday...it wasn't like that."

Kou Dong was completely shocked.

Brother, make it clear, what does it mean to hook your waist in front of the believers!

Although the premise and plot of the date is always decided by the NPC, any NPC who wants to face will basically not make up too much. For example, the godfather is just a brain-filled piece of the content of the beloved little godson who always steps on other people's feet when he dances.

But what exactly did the evil goddess make up for in the first episode of the date? ? ?

Kou Dong didn't want to understand, didn't want to know—just listening to this sentence, it didn't seem like he, a young man born in the new era and raised under the red flag, should understand.

After all, in today's online situation, their three young people are only worthy of having Platonic love above the neck.

Kou Dong, who believed in Plato, tried to speak: "Are you sure it's me?"

——After all, I don’t look like I would hook your legs around your waist.

The evil spirit's smile deepened. He stared deeply at the serious and holy God in front of him and asked, "Want to try again?"

Kou Dong shook his head again and again, "No, no, no."

He still doesn't want to try this kind of thing.

He was afraid that he would be beaten to death by the Internet censorship after he tried it.

Now the evil god listens to what he says is sweet, he chuckles to himself, "I'm shy again."

Kou Dong: "...???"

Big brother, stay awake, what does the word shy have to do with me?

The evil god's overlord attributes seem to have been completely awakened, and now he looks like a little goblin who sees trouble with his mind, "I have dreamed of a dream with them. Immediately, they will send my statue in."

Kou Dong opened his mouth, his expression looked a little dazed, almost baldly raising a question mark.

Bring the statue in?

Before Kou Dong could think clearly about this sentence, the evil spirit had already added the next sentence, "When the time comes, stand me beside you."

He slightly straightened his forehead.

"Just be an immortal couple in this temple, okay?"

Kou Dong: "..."

Kou Dong: "..."

Damn it, it's not good!

Are you planning to live together? !

At this time, the three words of achievement point came into Kou Dong's mind again. Half is morality, half is achievement point, Kou Dong struggled repeatedly between the two, and finally closed his eyes and whispered again to hypnotize himself: "I have to coax him, I have to coax him..."

I have to coax the NPC to be happy.

He gritted his teeth and replied with a blank face, "That's really good."

The expression on this face was dry, and it was very different from the content of what was said, and it could be said to be the opposite. The evil god seemed to have never seen his duplicity at all, or perhaps, being able to get such an answer from the righteous god's mouth was enough to make his mind happy, and he didn't even bother to care about the righteous god's expression.

His fingers lingered on Zhengshen's robe, and seemed to touch the neck.

"—that's fine."

Kou Dong was simply unlovable.

What a good thing, he is a young man who has no experience in love at all and is as pure as a blank sheet of paper, and he actually lives with an NPC in the game one day...

The villagers moved quite quickly.

But at noon, the movement of moving has been heard outside. Twenty-four capable young men came from the next village, carefully carrying a statue, and stuffed it into Kou Dong's temple.

"Come on, slow down—"

"God to carry it! Carry it!"

"Let Rang Rang, don't touch the idol!"

The village chief of Shanhai Village was standing at the gate of the temple, looking at this scene, he was very anxious, frowning and stomping his feet.

"This, this..." He tried to step forward to stop, "What does this look like! You are offending the gods—"

The boy who moved things didn't listen to that. The leader wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "We can't do anything about it either."

The village chief stomped his feet.

"What is no way!" He raised his voice tremblingly, completely incomprehensible, "It's not like there is no temple in your village..."

As for having to transport the gods and stuff them next to our gods!

Unexpectedly, there is also suffering in the village next door, "We do have a temple... Then the gods must be willing to treat them."

After discovering that the god who was waiting for the right place in the village was actually the Lonely Scorpion who was neglected by them on weekdays, Gujia Village was already panicking. resentment.

Fortunately, the gods did not punish them, but only shared a dream with them.

The dream is quite simple. The gods sit high on the throne and say to them: "Move me to Shanhai Village, and I want to stand with the gods of Shanhai Village."

"..."

The villagers of Gujia Village were all stunned after hearing this oracle.

Move him to Shanhai Village and stand with the gods of Shanhai Village...

Why?

Could it be because Shanhai Village has good feng shui?

Someone asked in horror: "Have you abandoned us?"

The god said impatiently: "Too many words. You just need to remove me, and you don't need to ask me about this."

All the villagers: "..."

Alright, alright.

They didn't have the guts to resist God's decision. Even though they were panicked, they still followed the god's request and hurriedly removed the statue from the god's table, beating gongs and drums all the way, and even made a sedan chair for the god. , was stunned to carry it to Shanhai Village. Entering the temple at this moment, a few people looked around, still hesitating where to put it.

The god table is so big, and now there is a righteous god who is holding a flower with one hand sitting on it, basically occupying most of it. The head of Gujia Village looked at it for a long time, and tentatively said to the head of the next village, "...How about asking your gods to move their positions?"

The mayor of Shanhai Village almost exploded.

What the hell is this! What's the matter, looking at this posture, the god on the side is still planning to serve the table?

His beard was shaking, "You, what nonsense are you talking about..."

Gujia Village is even more difficult. This is absurd and unreasonable when hear it. Since ancient times, have never heard of a god who is worshipped side by side at the same table, not even a husband and wife god. Moving in so forcibly is simply a way of robbers.

But there is no way, that's what the oracle said...

Several people looked at each other, and out of fear of the gods of the village, they finally tried hard. They were terrified and lit a few sticks of incense in front of the statue of the righteous god, and then bit the bullet and stood on the god's table, and began to play around, leaving a place for the statue of the evil god next to them.

The head of Shanhai Village shouted loudly, "Doves occupy magpie nests! Doves occupy magpie nests!"

He threw himself in front of the statue, heartbroken, and tremblingly complained to his own god, "God, if you were there, would you see it? These people are not human at all, this is a group of bandits, robbers, who secretly worshipped thief……"

Kou Dong: "..."

I saw it, saw it clearly.

But what can he do, there is a grandfather sitting next to him...

The head of Shanhai Village is still saying: "If the villagers come to worship this in the future, how can we explain it? Our gods are clear and innocent... If it is a goddess, it is fine, but it is still a male god. This, this is not a victim of wind criticism. ?"

Kou Dong, who was murdered by unprovoked comments, was even more desperate than him.

The evil god sat on the throne with his face supported, but he couldn't hide his joy. His hand moved slightly and moved Kou Dong's statue to the left again, so that they could lean closer.

Kou Dong felt very aggrieved, "This kind of transportation can be done by moving your fingers."

Why does it have to be so laboriously sent?

The Evil God stretched out his long legs, but it was a matter of course, "Naturally, they have to send it."

Kou Dong thought that this was the temperament of being a god again, but who knew that the next sentence of the NPC would be: "Otherwise, how would they know?"

Kou Dong: "..."

So the reason why I specially found someone to send it is just to announce the fact that we live together in the world...

very good. He really couldn't breathe.

The mayor of Shanhai Village spent half his life unable to stop it, and watched as the god statue, who did not know where it came from, settled down in the temple of his village. Looking up, the god is tall and majestic, but the aura on his body is very different from that of the righteous god beside him, and his sitting posture is not even and stable, but reveals an inexplicable evil spirit.

Compared with him, the righteous god next to him is simply a pitiful being bullied...

The more the village chief looked at, the more his heart ached, and he vaguely doubted whether his offerings could go into the pockets of his own gods.

Wouldn't they all be eaten by this god who came out of nowhere?

He shivered for a while in front of the statue, feeling that his old illness was about to flare up, and finally he shook his hands and put a stick of incense on Kou Dong.

"You can't just listen to your gods," he said to the people in Gujia Village. "You also have to listen to our gods' opinions, right?"

That's right. As a mortal, none of the gods in Gujia Village did not want to offend. They watched the village chief light incense, and nodded.

"Then ask."

The village chief still held some hope and asked, "If you don't agree, will you move the statue away?"

Everyone in Gujia Village: "That won't work."

Head of Shanhai Village: "..."

Then ask the ghost!

Where can there be such a strong buy and strong sell!

With a stomach full of anger, he shook his fingers and gave Kou Dong the incense, and then respectfully kowtowed three times in front of him.

"God, if you are here, tell your followers."

"If you don't want to, please put out this incense-"

His voice was lowered so that only the two gods could hear him.

He naturally didn't think the gods would be willing. Which god would be willing to share the god table with the god next to him?

What's more, this is still a male god.

"The villagers of Shanhai Village will try their best to fulfill your wishes."

Kou Dong has this wish, but he has no way to say it now. The Evil God glanced at him and asked, "Don't want to?"

"..."

"How can it be," Kou Dong smiled, "I am willing, I am willing."

The Evil God was content with this, and his hand moved towards the stick of incense a little farther in the air—a huge orange-red flame rose from the incense, which stunned the believers present.

The fire almost turned into a fireball, and the head of Shanhai Village was stunned.

no……

He was dumbfounded, saying that he would blow out the fire if he didn't want to, but now the fire is burning so vigorously...

What does this mean?

In his heart, a thought that even made him panic, he subconsciously raised his eyelids and looked at Ming, and thought to himself: Is it possible that the gods are still enjoying it?

...

The village chief felt that he had seen through an amazing fact, the color of his face changed from blue to white, and the weather was uncertain.

Kou Dong looked at his expression, and the more he looked, the more familiar he felt, and only later did he remember why.

This is almost like a modern cp accidentally licking the melon-eating crowd of Bee, a special expression for watching the fun and watching the big event. Later, it gradually developed into an old father's rush to marry his daughter, standing alone at the gate of the palace and crying silently, obviously worried about his daughter being bullied.

Kou Dong: "..."

very good.

He thought to himself, this time, it's really over.

It's okay to be murdered by the righteous god, but he has to be charged with the crime of being obsessed with sex...

The incense was burning so vigorously that the person carrying it suddenly gained strength. The head of Shanhai Village didn't stop it, so they placed the two statues together logically.

After they were set up, everyone looked up and admired the true faces of these two immortals.

The evil god is on the left and the righteous god is on the right.

One is full of evil, and the other is full of kindness. It can be placed in one place, and it is inexplicably harmonious.

Like yin and yang, day and night.

Immediately afterwards, in the gaze of the crowd, the statue underwent a new change.

——They watched helplessly as the evil god raised his arm, forcibly and unreservedly, pulled the hand of the righteous god who seemed to be trying to dodge, and placed it on his own.

Immediately, hold it firmly.

Villager of Gujia Village: "..."

Villager of Shanhai Village: "..."

No wonder this bunch of people from Gujia Village look so much like bandits. Their feelings are based on each other, from god to human beings are all virtues.

The hand of the statue is firmly held in one place, and the evil god's expression seems to be satisfied.

"From now on, the worship will be shared, and the believers will worship together," he whispered, "How is it?"

Kou Dong: "..."

He didn't have the right to say anything wrong, so he had to follow his heart and nodded briefly.

He already felt the dizziness that he was about to withdraw from the date. The image of the evil god in front of him was a little vague, and at this moment, he heard the evil god's voice.

"I have something to tell you."

The NPC's expression became serious and solemn.

He whispered, "Look at this village."

Kou Dong then stared at the village through the eyes of the statue, where the villagers shuttled and ran on the road, ploughing and washing, like an ordinary scene.

"Look at this village..."

The evil god's pupils gradually turned dark black, as thick as ink that could not be stirred.

He whispered: "They have left their creator."

After saying this sentence, Kou Dong was startled, vaguely aware that it had a deeper meaning.

What he said about the creator... didn't seem to mean simply a god.

"You're saying..."

Kou Dong had a ridiculous idea, he felt that the other party was pointing at the system.

Kou Dong even felt that he was going crazy when this idea came up. These NPCs are still under the control of the system, so how can they target the entire game system.

The evil god did not accept this sentence. He just sighed softly and stared at the distant horizon.

Under the clear sky, the world shuttles.

"Have you ever heard of the bible?"

Kou Dong naturally heard it. In fact, although no one else knew about one of them, he had heard it in a love game.

"The head of all the diseases of the lover is like a city, where people gather people to support themselves on the ground. How can you love the head of all the diseases? As the Buddha said, the number of sufferings in the mud plow is innumerable, and all are created by love. Suffering is caused by love and sickness. Those who kill are also caused by love. The same is true of non-attachment, lewdness, lying, and ten unwholesome deeds. All of them are caused by love.”

- All out of love, all evils are created.

This sounded like arrogance and an inexplicable accusation.

He frowned, obviously not thinking this paragraph made sense.

But thinking about it again, Kou Dong's heart suddenly froze, and then he sank.

He has gone through three copies.

The godfather, the devil, the mermaid, or the evil god all seemed to point to something that could not be escaped or avoided—

That is death.

The godfather or the demon tried to prevent his death; the merfolk wanted to make him reproduce and immortalize after the transformation; the evil god tried to bring him back to life.

Same way.

Just a coincidence?

Suddenly, an absurd thought popped up in his mind.

"I'm dead."

The evil god suddenly turned his head and looked at him.

Kou Dong's voice was a little hoarse, and he swallowed, "Or, I'm about to die. - Right?"

die.

This is a perpetual and inescapable problem. Kou Dong didn't know if other people would imagine that scene as often as he did, but for him, it was true that he often imagined it.

Unlike ordinary people, in his fantasies, he is often the only one. He lay quietly on the concrete floor, unable to see the surrounding scene clearly, but subconsciously, Kou Dong knew that the place was empty and vast, and there was only a living body like him who just died.

No one cried, no one mourned. It's as if the water has been knocked over in the water, and a bottle of mineral water is kicked down with one's foot, - it is very easy and does not require much thought.

Not even scary.

Instead, that feeling... just loneliness.

After losing his memory, he once went to see a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said: "You don't have enough fear of death, which is not a good thing."

At that time, Kou Dong still had the mind to joke with him, "If that's the case, wouldn't I be as brave as Zhao Zilong?"

The psychiatrist did not smile.

Kou Dong finally restrained the expression on his face and frowned.

"Is this problem serious?"

"Very serious."

The doctor told him categorically, "In terms of what you just described to me, you don't look like a living person."

He adjusted his glasses and frowned, not knowing how to express it.

"Humans' fear of death often comes from the unknown. Your mentality gives me the feeling... It's almost like I've died once. Because I've experienced it, I don't care about it at all."

At that time, Kou Dong didn't believe this sentence at all, and thought that the psychiatrist had made up his mind to defraud him of money. Although he is not so rich as a small anchor who started his life by live streaming love games, but every cent is his blood and sweat, so he can't throw it out in vain.

Until now, Kou Dong remembered that visit again.

It's like dying once.

Kou Dong murmured, "...Could it be that I'm a cat?"

Isn't it said that cats have nine lives?

There was a momentary blankness on the face of the evil god, apparently not understanding how the young man jumped to this conclusion.

Kou Dong turned his head to the side, tentatively stretched his hand to his face, and gave him a meow.

Evil God: "..."

Evil God: "..."

Even if he knew for a long time that he never played cards according to the routine, this move still completely shocked the NPC.

The most terrible thing is that even so, the evil god can still taste some cuteness from his actions.

simply.

He shook his head, the smile on the corner of his lips gradually subsided, vaguely like he was afraid of something, and suddenly said: "Let's go."

"—Don't forget."

After he finished speaking, he let go of the hand holding Kou Dong. Kou Dong was soon caught up in the darkness, and only had time to glance at the temple hastily.

Suddenly, he remembered something and glanced towards the upper right corner.

There was nothing but an exit button hanging on the upper left, missing the most common icon in Kou Dong's memory - the system icon.

The dating module, seems to be the only place where you can escape the surveillance of the system.

For the first time, he began to seriously think about what role the system played in this game.

The attitude of the system has always been extremely strange. Kou Dong even sometimes felt that it was split.

The overall structure of the entire system, including the exchange pool and appointment settings, seems to be to help you clear customs.

However, the tone and attitude of the system itself even concealed the details to set a trap for him—it seemed that he didn't want him to pass the level.

Simply put, a part of the system is on his side. At the same time, there is also a part that wants to keep him in the game forever.

Why?

- Why yourself?

Before that, Kou Dong always thought that this was probably a deformed scumbag transformation plan. Because I was too arrogant in the love game, I attacked four NPCs in one breath, and the iron chain did not capsize, so I was pulled into the game, and I passed various tests to educate myself to be dedicated in the future...

It has to be said that this logic is actually in line with the core values ​​of socialism.

But now that think about it, it doesn't seem to be quite the case.

as well as

He turned his gaze to Ye Yanzhi who was eagerly asking about his situation.The villain moved his face with great effort and turned around, trying to see any clues from the young man's expression, knowing what the evil god did with the young man on the date,

Kou Dong let him watch, but thought uncontrollably in his heart:

What role did his cub play in this?

The author has something to say:

Villager of Shanhai Village (cries bitterly): This is a hooligan!!!

Kou Dong: Feng Ju was killed...