But think about it again, whether it's a human or a doll, it's not all about getting dirty...

It's all dirty anyway, and no one can escape.

Thinking of this, Kou Dong's heart was strangely balanced.

The cook and several other players were already waiting in the corner, silently watching the twins bring the last person over. Kou Dong glanced at them and found that their faces were paler than yesterday, the corners of their mouths were pressed down, and even the nasolabial lines were deeper than yesterday.

It seems to have been severely damaged.

He also spotted a small fluffy hair on a man's collar.

White, thin, obviously not human.

Instead, it was hooked from the doll.

Kou Dong's heart immediately became more balanced - he was not the only one whose feelings were grouped by a group of dolls!

Thinking of this, he felt extra secure, and even gave birth to a kind of mutual sympathy. When meeting the chef's gaze, he nodded slightly to her.

The cook seemed to have been struck by an electric shock, and hurriedly turned her head away, not looking at him. That reaction, it is not an exaggeration to say that he was bitten by a poisonous snake.

Kou Dong was a little stunned, he couldn't remember when he offended the players in this dungeon.

How could this person see him as if he saw a brutal and bloodthirsty game **oss?

He paused, and couldn't help drawing a question mark in his mind.

A group of people were gathered in one place, raised their heads and stared at the NPC in front of them, very half-dead. The twins are obviously set up by typical ruthless and unjust capitalists, and they don't care about the spirit of their employees. They just took out a pocket watch from the breast pocket, looked at it for a long time, closed it with a click, and put it back.

Binghan's eyes slid across the faces of the servants in front of him one by one, and finally flickered on Kou Dong.

"Congratulations."

One of the twins nodded and said lightly, "Yesterday's work, the young master is quite satisfactory."

This sentence made the audience faintly relieved.

Yesterday, the end of the footman who broke the plate is still vivid in my mind. Now that I hear the word "satisfaction", I have a sense of steadiness that my foot has finally stepped on it.

"but"

The player's heart was pulled up again.

"But," the twins narrowed their eyes slightly, "we are very dissatisfied."

He looked over critically.

"The dinner was a mess, the level of flower arrangement was not at all good, and the fire for the fire couldn't be lit..."

Every time he said one, the head of the player who was clicked lowered, as if they were caught in a real workplace and were punished by a strict boss who didn't work hard. Kou Dong was also waiting to be trained. The twins scolded the four of them with sarcasm. When they got to him, they paused. In the end, they just stared at him with green eyes and pulled the words away.

"Such a problem must never happen again today." The twins taught a lesson, "Don't rely on the young master's kindness!"

The long-term workers had no choice but to agree to these words, but in fact they were miserable in their hearts.

"In a few days, it will be the young master's birthday party," the twins said, as if they didn't realize what they said, and everyone in front of them was slightly shocked, knowing that a new plot point was coming, "This matter must be prepared as soon as possible— - The invitations have been sent out, and the dinner arrangements must be arranged. You two, go to the attic to move the chairs later."

He was referring to the gardener and another footman.

The gardener nodded and glanced in the direction of the attic.

Kou Dong also wanted to go to the attic to have a look. At present, they have no clue about the storage location of their favorite bear, and if they don't go to the new map to expand and expand, they will easily lose the opportunity. He raised his hand and shook it up and down, trying to signal that he wanted to go too.

But the twins didn't seem to see it at all, ignored his self-recommendation at all, arranged the work on their own, and pointed to the cook: "Give me the menu for the dinner tonight."

The face of the player who played the cook's face immediately turned into a nest of melons, and the bitterness almost gave birth to seeds.

The fire maid is still in charge of the fireplace, and the gardener is also responsible for the flowers on the table and overall planning. After assigning these, the twins turned to Kou Dong.

"you."

Kou Dong waited for his task, his eyes were full of enthusiasm for labor: "???"

"you……"

Kou Dong: "..."

"...you go to rest first."

The twins finally sighed and said simply, "The second room on the right is the bathroom."

Kou Dong heard hesitation in their voices, and looked down, only to realize that he was still covered with a thin, soft cotton wool. The cotton wool is thin and inconspicuous, and you can only find it if you look closely.

It looked like he had rolled in a cotton pile.

Not to mention it's okay, as soon as he realized this, Kou Dong couldn't help but stretched out his hand and scratched his neck, feeling a little itchy.

This discovery may have made the twins unhappy, at least from Kou Dong's point of view, the pupil in the middle shrank sharply, angrily as if he was about to breathe fire, and stared coldly at his exposed neck.

Kou Dong guessed that he was his younger brother. - He seemed to be less able to hide his emotions than the other.

The other also frowned and reminded: "Brand."

This sound verified Kou Dong's conjecture. The younger brother finally pulled back the expression on his face a little bit, but he was still a little unwilling to look at it, so he lowered his voice and urged: "Go!"

Brother Randy shook his head slightly.

Compared with his younger brother, he was much calmer, but when Kou Dong raised his steps to leave, he took the lead in reaching out and holding him down.

"It's all dirty."

His voice was calm and particularly meaningful.

"—to wash well."

Before Kou Dong could react to this action at all, the NPC's finger pads had already vigorously rubbed against his neck——

The touch of flesh flashed by.

He wiped away the cotton wool that had stained the surface of his skin.

The NPC's body temperature is on the cool side, and when it touches the skin, the fine hairs will rise along with it, as if there is an electric current running through the Tianling cover to the toes, and it will be numb. Kou Dong shivered uncontrollably, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.

Although he was sensitive at first, he was not sensitive to this level.

Now it was as if someone had flipped some deadly switch. A slight touch between the skins could make him numb from head to toe, and he had to stretch his legs desperately to hide the inexplicable throbbing that this action brought him.

I don't know if noticed his trembling, and the time that brother's hand stayed on his neck was slightly longer, and then he glanced at him inquiringly and meaningfully, as if he was surprised by his excess.

Little did he know that Kou Tiantian was more surprised than him.

What the hell!

When he was surrounded by dolls, he obviously did not have such a strange reaction! !

If it wasn't for the NPC standing under his eyes all the time, without any extra movement, he would almost suspect that the other party had given him some strange medicine...

His heart gradually began to gallop, and he could not help but take a step back silently.

The distance was reopened.

My brother finally withdrew his hand, but he still didn't take his eyes back. After a long while, he clapped his hands and urged the people present to disperse. The other players were all staring at the interaction of the three, and the surprise in their eyes would pop out of their wide eyes, and their mouths could not close together. At this moment, I was urged by the NPC, so I barely dragged my feet and went to work at the workplace.

Before leaving, he did not forget to look back at Kou Dong a few more times.

Kou Dong: "..."

He was stunned to feel the eyes of tourists in the zoo looking at animals from the eyes of these people...

Don't look at me, I don't want to either.

Trust me, I have suffered more than you.

His strength was gradually exhausted, and he slowly dragged his steps to follow the twin brothers forward. When they got to the door, the twins took a step back and motioned him to enter.

Kou Dong stopped in a conditioned reflex, and first put his head out, and carefully roamed the bathroom.

Inside is a ceramic bathtub, standing in front of it. It is quite large. It takes two steps to get in. It is more than enough for two people to lie down. Now that the tank of clear water has slowed down, clusters of white foam are piled up on it, almost covering the water surface, and a hazy white mist curls upwards.

Kou Dong didn't bother to take a closer look at the bathtub, and first looked up at the wall and ceiling.

Good, no holes.

At least no one would blatantly spy on him taking a bath...

He reached out and pushed again.

Good and not active.

It won't be halfway through and someone will suddenly break in.

After this series of actions was completed, he remembered to look at the expressions of the brothers.

……Um.

One is better than the other.

Both brothers looked rather baffled, and the younger brother raised his eyebrows and looked at him.

"You're not going in?"

Kou Dong can now gradually distinguish the two brothers. Although they have the same appearance, their personalities are obviously different. The one who looks calm and mature without too many facial expressions is the older brother, and the one who is quick and angry like the puffer fish is the younger brother.

The younger brother of the puffer fish was still in a turbulent period because of the doll hair on his body, and raised his eyebrows as if he was ready to have a big fight. Kou Dong moved his gaze back silently, always feeling that if he answered something else, he would use the question, so he slowly replied, "Go in."

He stopped his hand on the collar and looked at the two of them again.

"You...don't go out?"

"What are you going to do?" The younger brother said as a matter of course, without the slightest intention to take a step, he said in a high-sounding manner, "Just now, the young master's favorite items are often lost, and we also have to check to see if you have taken the opportunity to steal anything."

Kou Dong: "..."

Your eyes are flickering, obviously that's not what you expected! Besides, with his body and tight clothes, what else could he hide? Where to hide? Hiding that perverted plush bunny?

If someone believes this sentence, then there is a ghost, right?

"I can't hide," he tried to escape the link. "I don't have a place to hide."

In order to prove that what he said was accurate, Kou Dong also pulled out his pocket. Empty, with nothing in it.

The elder brother said lightly: "One of the first batch of servants we recruited hid a sapphire of the young master in a secret passage."

He seemed to mean something, and Kou Dong was puzzled.

"Hidden in the dark-"

It's not my business?

He guessed that he didn't know where the secret passage was...

Kou Dong suddenly remembered the smuggling methods he had seen in the modern media, and when he remembered the news, he immediately understood where the secret path was. He tremblingly stretched out his hand to hold his tailbone, and his voice became stiff and slow, "You mean..."

The younger brother pursed his lips, and there was a small pear vortex that was the same as the older brother's, and even had the same curvature.

He commented objectively: "He packed it well, and it took two days to get out."

Kou Dong's face became particularly splendid when he heard the word "platoon", and he uncontrollably remembered the idiom "a thousand miles away"...

No, he refused to be colonoscopy by NPC!

His frantic shaking of his head didn't change anything. The NPC guarded him with his arms in his arms, not allowing him to escape at all, like a kindergarten teacher watching over a child who didn't listen to discipline. When Kou Dong had a ghost in his heart and couldn't untie one for a long time, his brother Randy calmly interjected: "Can't untie it?"

Kou Dong hoped that he would take back what he had just said.

But the NPC was firm, and even smiled at him. With such a face that killed most normal attacks in the original love game, his smile made people feel like a spring breeze and drizzle, sweet and refreshing.

"I'll help you?"

Kou Dong hurriedly shook his head like a rattle.

Forget it, forget it.

He was actually a little flustered in his heart, the sweet love anchor had never bathed like this in the game, and there was always a feeling of washing himself into the wolf's mouth for nothing. Thinking of this, the footsteps could not help but hesitate, and it took a long time to slowly reach out to unbutton the clothes.

Damn, these NPCs are full of favorability for him!

What if he really took off at this moment, and the two of them were fascinated by his blue face and calamity-level beauty, and rushed to water him?

Seriously, this is entirely possible. It’s fine if it’s someone else, but it’s him, and putting this warning on him is not self-indulgent at all, it’s called planning for a rainy day…

Absolutely valuable and important.

Two buttons were undone. The two NPCs had no intention of going out at all, so they looked at him calmly.

Make up your mind to take advantage.

Come on, Kou Dong took a deep breath, took a step forward, and dragged his clothes into the water.

- If you don't leave, I'm not going to take off, okay?

The younger brother immediately frowned and stared in dissatisfaction.

"Why do you take a shower like this?"

Kou Dong was speechless - don't take advantage of it and be good at it, if you two are not here like the door god, can I take a shower like this?

He said dryly: "The clothes are full of fluff. I mainly wash the clothes."

do the laundry.

That's a reason, too, the twins grudgingly reluctantly accept.

But they didn't give up: "Stand up."

Kou Dong was soaked all over, the complicated fabric fell heavily, and he knew that it must be close to his body.

If he really stands up, the scene will be very exciting - if his cub finds out, he may be eaten into a strawberry field.

That guy's exclusive desire is no worse than these perverted NPCs.

Kou Dong didn't move, and quickly pressed a leg with his hand.

The twins frowned: "What?"

"Aiya," Kou Tiantian's whole body was full of drama, her face was slightly pale, and she gasped from the pain, intermittently, "Aiya...I have a cramp..."

twin:"……"

It was also the first time they saw someone dare to play this kind of drama in front of them, and it was a bit strange for a while. Kou Dong didn't care what they thought, he made up his mind not to get up from the inside.

The two sides were at a stalemate, and suddenly someone knocked on the door outside. Immediately, the calm voice of the gardener who went to the attic to move the table came in: "Master Steward, your golden bell rang."

Kou Dong knew that Jin Ling was the kind of contact tool that could be placed by the master's side and by the servant's side. As long as the master shakes, the servant will also hear the movement, knowing that he is calling himself.

Now in this house, there should only be the so-called young master who is the only serious master.

So, is that young master calling them?

He stared at the two people's reactions, but unexpectedly didn't see the admiration on their faces that matched their previous rainbow farts. On the contrary, the older brother was as calm and elegant as always, but a flash of anger flashed across the younger brother's face... Angry?

Kou Dong almost thought he was wrong.

But can't be wrong - they don't like being called over.

This made Kou Dong doubt the status of the young master he originally thought. Before this, the words and deeds of the NPCs all gave him this feeling: this house is for the young master, and everything revolves around the young master. The young master is the most precious, and nothing that disturbs the young master is allowed to exist.

But now, he questioned his previous inference a little bit.

But at least, he escaped this disaster first. Kou Dong became happy again, not too conspicuous, but slowly curled up into the water.

The twins finally took their steps and walked slowly out the door. After the door was closed, Kou Dong stepped out of the bathtub and locked it first.

I pushed it carefully again, and it was fine, but couldn't push it.

He finally had the time to take off his clothes and lie quietly in this bathtub, taking a comfortable hot bath. The aroma that came from nowhere was accompanied by the heat, which made him faintly drunk, and the muscles and bones all over his body softened.

The mind was loose at first, followed by blankness. The nerves that had been tense since the ghost baby time were finally slowly released, he gently lifted the water surface, and felt the gradual relaxation of his shoulders——

The sound of the water clattered, and a scene suddenly broke into Kou Dong's mind. His hands clasped the sides of the bathtub tightly, with undulating shoulders in front of him, and his complexion as white as jade. He swayed with the water like a small boat on the cusp of a storm, swaying to and fro, almost sinking here.

Kou Dong was startled, and he took a large mouthful of water off guard, causing him to cough.

……what is this?

He sat up straight, his eyes were straight, and he couldn't believe it.

what happened?

He doesn't remember having such a paragraph at all...

Shouldn't he just open a peach blossom like his cub?

Or, after all the flowers and fruits were finished, he didn't have the slightest impression? ?

Kou Dong was very suspicious of life for a while, soaking in this water and carefully digging out his memories. But apart from this sudden scene, there was a blank slate in his mind.

...I can't even remember who the man was.

Kou Dong couldn't help but get even more angry.

The sweet potatoes were all ploughed and the land was planted, but the cultivators ran away. This feeling is honestly, the thief is suffocated.

He immersed in it silently for a while, and didn't have the heart to rest any longer. He washed it roughly and came out of it. There was a clean new nightgown in the bathroom, and it was also fluffy. Kou Dong now has a bit of a shadow about furry, and it took a long time to unfold it and compare it with himself.

Well, just right.

He didn't think this NPC was prepared for him. But there was no other clothes at the moment. He struggled for a while between the dirty clothes that were already wet and full of fluff and the bathrobe that he didn't know who. wrapped.

It was quiet outside the door, there was no movement, and the player was nowhere to be seen.

- If you don't act now, when will you wait?

Kou Dong made a decisive decision, and immediately walked in the direction that the NPC strictly prohibited them from approaching - he had already made up his mind to find out the depth of the young master. Now that the twins are in the young master's room, he obviously can't go directly, why not Take the opportunity to look for other clues.

Like the doll's room where he woke up.

Kou Dong quickened his pace.

It's just that his mind is still a little fuzzy, and he can't remember which room he came out of at that time. This house was built like a maze. He pushed the door twice in a row, and all he saw were ordinary manor rooms. In the middle, he also encountered a rabbit doll that was being placed in the middle of the table, and a broken one fell down. ear.

Kou Dong glanced over and felt that its dark eyes were also looking at him.

He silently closed the door again.

"excuse me."

The three flapped mouth of the rabbit seemed to twitch and move.

After opening the third one, it was finally the room where he first appeared. There are still piles of dolls inside, piled up like a hill.

He stood at the foot of the mountain and squinted his eyes. The memory of being bullied by the dolls on the ground yesterday came back into his mind, making him hesitate.

But when you think about it, these dolls are all intact. According to the rules of yesterday, they must not suddenly jump up and press him to the ground.

Kou Dong's self-confidence returned. He started to turn over from the top, specifically picking out the teddy bears in the group of dolls.

One teddy bear, two teddy bears, three teddy bears... Soon, the teddy bears piled up under his feet. Looking carefully, none of them were repeated. Even if the two look alike, there are subtle differences in the color of the hair on their bodies and the size of their bodies.

Kou Dong gained a new understanding of how much the so-called young master liked dolls.

Those who can have this kind of treatment in the dungeon are not called group pets, they have to be called game pets...

There are just so many, but none of them have a "D" on their ears.

He opened half of the hill, and suddenly saw a door covered by a doll, the color almost blending with the color of the wall. If you hadn't opened the doll, you wouldn't have found a door.

Kou Dong didn't hesitate. He twisted the doorknob and opened the door a thin crack.

There is a soft glow inside.

The light is soft, warm yellow and quiet. The high-post bed was half-caged by a translucent curtain, which was somewhat unclear.

Then push the door gap a little bigger, and more decorations come into view. There are also dolls piled up here and there. They are clean and soft, obviously they have been carefully cleaned, and the cushions are also decorated with small white pearls.

The teacups and plates on the table beside the bed looked familiar, like a set of china plates accidentally broken by the previous footman. From this look, the NPC really didn't lie.

This is the young master's favorite plate.

There was no one else in the room, and Kou Dong's footsteps sounded slowly. He gradually walked to the bed and opened the curtain.

There was only a cloud-like bedding inside.

Kou Dong put his hand on it, so soft that his elbows almost sank. This is the bed on which even the Princess Pea can sleep.

He paced in this room, and after seeing the golden bell hanging by the bed, he gradually realized a fact:

This should not be an ordinary room.

This should be the so-called young master's bedroom.

But the young master was not here, and the twins he called were also missing. Kou Dong turned around for a while and found more teddy bears.

It's just that even the one placed at the head of the bed didn't have the "D" word he was looking for on its ears.

Kou Dong put it back in disappointment. In the process, he vaguely felt that the bear was a little weird, so he picked it up again and looked at it again.

But where's the weirdness?

He read it over and over again, and suddenly realized the point—

He noticed the difference between the intact teddy bear and the broken ones.

No thread ends.

...

This is so weird. All dolls are sewn with fabric, and no matter what, there should be a little seam trace.

But he looked at the one in his hand now, but there was no trace of it - as if it was born like this.

It shouldn't be used that way.

Looking at the other dolls in the room, it is also only the damaged ones that leave traces like ordinary dolls. All dolls that are intact are so complete and disrespectful, and there is no problem with being as plump as an egg.

Kou Dong's heart dropped again. He double-checked in the doll's room, still getting the same answer.

In this way, these dolls have been clearly divided into two groups: one is the dolls that are worn out and can wake up, and the other is the new dolls that have no problems but are more worrying than problems. Although they won't attack him, their integrity will always give people a bad premonition.

After realizing this, Kou Dong didn't want to stay in this room any longer, and immediately opened the door to go out.

Who knew that as soon as the door opened, he happened to meet the cook who was walking slowly from the corner.

The cook was tall, and her reddish-brown hair became more conspicuous in the dim light, even half a head taller than Kou Dong himself.

Kou Dong looked at him and couldn't help being a little surprised—

I hadn't noticed before, this girl is too tall!

He took it to the door and met the chef's gaze. The cook saw him too, her eyes widened, and she slowly moved from his face to the door behind him, and then moved back to his face...

Seeing that it was not an NPC, Kou Dong was also relieved, and wanted to say hello to the other party to exchange information.

But the cook took a slow step back, and suddenly——

Pull your legs and run.

Kou Dong: "?"

Kou Dong: "???"

His ignorance was about to come out.

What's the matter, the second time - does he look so scary, can he scare the players of the same faction twice?

He hesitantly touched his face, thinking that it shouldn't be...

Those NPCs obviously like this face of theirs very much.

Kou Dong simply chased after him, ready to ask why. But when he chased him like this, the cook ran faster. For the first time in his history, Kou Dong knew that there would be a girl who could run faster than A Xue. The two long legs were invincible, and they ran wildly forward. . He chased after him for a long time, and the more he chased, the more inexplicable he became, and he couldn't help shouting twice.

"Hey!"

"Hey!!"

The cook ran even more happily, but she was unfamiliar with this house, and she found out that it was not good when she turned.

She actually ran into a dead end!

She hesitated for a while in front of the blocked wall, then turned to look at Kou Dong, who was chasing after her. Out of breath, Kou Tiantian finally stood in front of her and said, "You..."

As soon as he spit out a word, the cook brushed it—

Kneel down to him.

Kou Dong: "..."

Kou Dong began to really doubt whether he was a bullying villain.

"No," he couldn't help but say, "what are you kneeling for?"

The cook was still trembling, and sincerely kowtowed to him like a god.

"Please, don't kill me..."

Kou Dong: "...Aren't we on one side?"

Who kills whom?

Which of his muscles cramped, would he kill her?

The cook was even more panicked when she heard the words, as if she suddenly got to something strange, she nodded vigorously.

"Yes, yes, as you said, we are on one side!"

"Your lord has a lot, don't care about us little people..."

Kou Dong: "..."

But your reaction doesn't look like we're on one side at all!

He reached out his hand, trying to pull him off the ground. But when the cook saw his hand, she immediately shrank back, took the initiative to pat the ashes on her body, stood up, and looked at him anxiously. Kou Dong got close to her. Looking closely, she vaguely felt that her outline seemed to be extraordinarily heroic, so she couldn't help but ask, "Are you a mixed race?"

The cook shook her head, seemed to laugh or cry, and murmured, "You are so fiery - you can tell at a glance that I am a man."

Kou Dong's face showed a capitalized confusion.

man?

"I've been in for so long, and no one has found out," the cook whispered. "Everyone thinks I'm a pure girl."

He is still a little bit hard to figure out now, and he always speaks with a little girl-like charm, making Kou Dong, who knows his identity, always sound a sense of schizophrenia...

"why?"

The cook said shyly: "This will allow everyone to take care of me a little more."

Kou Dong looked at him who was taller than himself, and was silent for a while, without puncturing him.

This son, who will take care of him a little more - this is purely a peach.

fart eat.

"Tell me something else," he frowned. "Why are you kneeling on me?"

When he said this, the cook looked like she was going to kneel down for him again. Kou Dong shouted, "Don't bend your knees!"

A man taller than him knelt down on him, how to look at it, there was a strange feeling.

The cook barely straightened her knees and looked at Kou Dong hesitantly.

"Actually, I saw it."

He confessed quietly.

Kou Dong didn't understand what he saw.

"I am a person who likes to look at other people's eyes since I was a child." The cook looked a little sad, "I always notice these trivial things that are not worth mentioning."

As early as when they first got together, he felt a little weird-because the twin NPCs looked at the youth with completely different eyes than when they looked at other people.

For others, this may not be a big deal worth thinking about. But as soon as he saw it, he knew in his heart that the identity of the young man must be unusual.

This was further attested to the night the footman died that night.

After the servant smashed the plate, he clearly saw that the twins first looked at the young man's face.

The next step is to do it after reading the expression of the youth.

This shows what?

Thinking that the young man was the last to appear, the cook had a bold guess in her heart.

He also experimented later, using himself. Seriously, the cook had never cooked before, and he couldn't even eat what he made that day. According to this standard, NPC will definitely not be satisfied.

So he deliberately asked the young man if he was satisfied.

Sure enough, in front of him, the young man euphemistically and reluctantly expressed his satisfaction - as soon as these words came out, the cook's heart felt a lot more at ease. He didn't close his eyes at all on the first night, and when he confirmed that he could really live to the next day, he finally completely confirmed and believed it.

Young people are definitely not ordinary people.

——He should be the ultimate **oss.

He is the young master who decides life and death!

This is actually not without precedent in the dead man game. He once heard some players discuss that the final boss pretended to be the player and followed them. So after clarifying his thoughts, he realized that he had discovered Huadian, and when he met Kou Dong alone, he couldn't help but want to run away.

But now that he was blocked in the corner, he couldn't tell Kou Dong directly, I discovered your identity.

He was a little afraid that the final boss would become angry... What if he was not satisfied with the lunch later?

Kou Dong was still waiting for his answer.

The cook's heart tensed - in his eyes, this gaze seemed to urge him, and his neck was even a little cold.

**oss is asking him!

He quickly thought about how to answer, and tried to think about what the final boss likes. All of a sudden, the prayer before dinner made him realize the final boss's preferences.

he likes!

Being blown by rainbow farts! !

The cook decisively chose to save her life, and immediately said: "It's nothing, I may have been flashed by your light!"

Kou Dong: "Huh?"

"Your light!" said the cook excitedly, "your eyes are like two stars, falling into the sky far away. You are walking towards me from a distance, and I will be stabbed in the eyes by your outstanding beauty, Had to step back—"

Kou Dong's expression completely collapsed. He began to seriously think about whether this person was really mentally ill.

Otherwise, why would a normal person talk like that.

The cook was still blowing rainbow farts at him: "Your legs are long and strong, your waist is tight and narrow, you..."

Not far away, the twins' voices suddenly came in coldly.

"Whose waist are you talking about?"

The cook was suddenly dumbfounded.

——It's over, his rainbow fart, blowing it to the master licking the dog!

The author has something to say:

Kou Tiantian: …………

I don't know what happened.

Twins: I know.

He covets you.

Chef: ???