If Fang Tianzhuo is regarded as mentally retarded, He Zheng can say anything, but the problem is that he does not dare to fool Fang Tianzhuo as mentally retarded.

"Okay, much better."

Fang Tianzhuo likes to hug him very much, and even like to smell him. The tip of the man's nose stays on his neck and sniffs thinly, and he can smell the faint fragrance emanating from his skin. This fragrance is like a hook, which can be easily removed. seduces men to take the bait.

He Zheng shrank his neck weakly and said, "Your Majesty, shall we play chess?"

Fang Tianzhuo smiled: "I just want to have a little prince with Zhenger as soon as possible."

He Zheng frowned, he was very flustered now.

If Fang Tianzhuo really takes this seriously, then he will really give birth soon!

He took a breath and said suddenly, "I want to show you something."

He Zheng was let go by him, hurriedly ran to the table and took out the drawings he had drawn in the past few days, and said softly, "This is an entertainment tool called Mahjong, I want to make it, and we can play together in the future. "

Fang Tianzhuo raised his eyebrows, looking at the different small figures in the square above, He Zheng took out another kind of blueprint and showed it to Fang Tianzhuo with both hands: "This is called poker, two people can also Play, we can play this to pass the time later."

He was a little nervous.

These things were drawn carefully by him these days. After all, every time Fang Tianzhuo came to him, he was doing that kind of thing, and he really doubted that he would become pregnant soon. If he could find some entertainment, Fang Tianzhuo would spend less time doing that kind of thing with him, which would reduce the chance of pregnancy to some extent.

Originally, he was too lazy to do these things because he wanted to run out. There is always a place in heaven and earth, but now, he must stay by Fang Tianzhuo's side, so he should think about how to live better in the palace.

Fang Tianzhuo was still staring at the blueprints, as if he had no idea how to play.

He Zheng poked him again, and Fang Tianzhuo saw him pointing at the small wooden square in the disc in front of the window: "I have the wood ready for Shunyi, Your Majesty... Would you like to do it with me?"

His eyes were full of anticipation, but Fang Tianzhuo was silent.

No, have to coax him to work with me. What's the matter with going to bed all day long?

"Your Majesty, in fact, I have always wanted to do handicrafts with you, or something... I don't want to. It's just a simple relationship with Your Majesty."

Fang Tianzhuo pursed his lips and nodded slowly.

He Zheng was excited and ran over immediately.

I don't know how it was spread from outside, anyway, now He Zheng basically wants what he wants. The wooden blocks he wants have not passed through Nanmenliang, but someone sent them directly, and they are all good.

He Zheng tied his arms, and Bai Shengsheng's arms were exposed. Seeing his posture, he seemed to be preparing for a big fight. He sat down in front of the window, raised a sharp knife, and said, "It doesn't matter if Your Majesty doesn't want to do it, I myself Come, I just want to do something with Your Majesty...the time is quiet!"

Fang Tianzhuo's eyelashes trembled, and for a moment he lowered his eyes and said lightly, "Just engrave it according to the pattern on the drawing?"

"Yes!" He Zheng said: "You carve this, this is called six cakes, I carve this, seven pieces."

Fang Tianzhuo was very serious in his work. He Zheng took a sharp-nosed carving knife and scraped a wooden block to make soy sauce, and his eyes secretly glanced at his profile.

The pieces of wood are just thrown around like this, and it will take more time to cut slowly. He Zheng's mind is not really on this at all.

"Okay." Fang Tianzhuo showed him the engraved pattern, and He Zheng took it in surprise: "You engraved it so well! It's so round!"

Fang Tianzhuo ignored his flattery and took another one to continue engraving.

The sky was getting dark, and the palace lanterns were hung up one after another.

In the basket containing the finished product, a few carved wooden blocks gradually appeared, all of which were handed over from Fang Tianzhuo's hand and then threw by He Zheng.

The seven in He Zheng's hand were only drawn once.

Fang Tianzhuo suddenly realized that something was wrong, and looked at the small wooden block in his hand.

He Zheng said: "You look serious and look good, and I'm in a trance all of a sudden."

Fang Tianzhuo pursed his lips, smiling but not smiling: "How many have I carved?"

Do you want me to work overtime to keep up with his progress in the future... He Zheng turned his face weakly to pick up the finished product: "One, two... seventeen, Your Majesty, you are really amazing."

"And you?"

He Zheng: "..."

He started to nod his head again, thinking about how many times Fang Tianzhuo had cut him this time, and he heard him say, "Come here."

He Zheng went over and sat beside him obediently.

Fang Tianzhuo looked at him for a while, then suddenly said, "What's the use of you?"

"..." This is the same as what his father usually said to him.

He Zheng was afraid that he would pull it out and chop it, so he grabbed something and said, "I'll give you a fan."

Fang Tianzhuo's face was bullying him, and he was waiting for a kiss: "Fan me, anyone can do it."

He Zheng hesitantly kissed him.

"I carved seventeen."

"..." He Zheng kissed him again, but Fang Tianzhuo's body still didn't retract, He Zheng burst out, "Boom blah blah..." He kissed him seventeen times in a row.

Fang Tianzhuo finally retracted his body.

He Zheng breathed a sigh of relief, and saw him throw the last engraved one into the finished product basket, and picked him up: "I'm tired, I want to rest."

Still can't escape.

The next morning, He Zheng sat up from the bed, yawned a lot, sat for a while in a daze, and started to get out of bed to pack up.

It's time to go to Yuanma Mansion tomorrow. He has to pack up his things in advance, so Fang Tianzhuo can't wait for him.

However, Fang Tianzhuo hadn't come for a few days. He probably saved too much last night, and he was sore all over. When he was idly leaning on the reclining chair at noon, Shunyi suddenly ran in panting: "Shan Yi First, Concubine Luo went to your Majesty to sue you!"

What's going on here.

Since the day before yesterday, Qiu Shuiluo had discovered that the chicken she ate was not a whole chicken.

Although she couldn't finish a whole chicken, she still had to watch it. But when Di was greeting her yesterday, the two palace concubines came to her and complained, because the chicken they ate was not a whole chicken.

When went to the imperial kitchen to ask, realized that He Shanshou had chopped off all the chicken feet and ate it.

It wasn't a big deal at first, but the problem was that Qiu Shuiluo also wanted to eat chicken feet. She couldn't eat chicken feet once and twice. How could she ever suffer such grievances? The more she thought about it, the more she felt that He Zheng was doing it on purpose!

So he ran to Fang Tianzhuo's theory angrily.

When He Zheng arrived in a hurry, he saw Qiu Shuiluo and a few palace concubines sitting on a chair beside him, while Fang Tianzhuo was tapping his temple with a smile that was not a smile.

He Zheng glanced at the indignant concubine Luo Gui, and the concubine who was hanging his head and didn't dare to look at him, his expression filled with embarrassment.

He never thought that he could eat a "blood" case by eating chicken feet.

Fang Tianzhuo said: "Do you understand what happened?"

He Zheng nodded: "Understood."

"How to say?"

He Zheng turned around and apologized to Concubine Luo: "I'm sorry, I'll make some marinated chicken feet for you in the future, okay?"

Fang Tianzhuo beat He Zheng in, but the smile in his eyes never faded. Qiu Shuiluo was expecting He Zheng to choke a few times with her. How could he have thought that he was so reasonable, her cheeks flushed and tears were suffocating. Swish and came down: "You, do you think this palace is rare for a few chicken feet!"

He Zheng was right this time. She was so frightened by her crying that she took two steps back subconsciously, and said, "Well, then I won't eat it in the future, okay?"

"You—!!!" Qiu Shuiluo trembled.

He Zheng only realized today that ancient times were different from modern times, and the breeding industry seemed to be less developed, but how could he have imagined that the chicken with its claws chopped would be sent to Qiushuiluo Palace, and the people in the imperial kitchen were too daring Big, this is not a good stubble at all.

In fact, the imperial pantry was also very embarrassed. No one thought that He Zheng would suddenly want to eat only chicken feet. He chopped up all the chicken feet he bought recently, and crushed a bunch of chickens without claws. After Menliang only said that it is used normally, then two claws are missing, who can turn the world upside down?

Originally, the imperial dining room also deliberately took care of Qiu Shuiluo here, but He Zheng has been eating more and more recently, so he had no choice but to send one without claws.

After three days of delivery, he finally angered Qiu Shuiluo.

She couldn't figure it out, how could this He Zheng be so domineering, even if he occupied His Majesty, even the whole palace would eat chicken! She hated so much in her heart, but she really didn't dare to do anything to He Zheng, so she burst into tears.

How could the majestic concubine in the harem shed tears, she immediately wiped it off, but the more she wiped it, the more fierce it became, her lips pursed into a curved line, and she stared at He Zheng as if she was going to eat him.

"That's it." He Zheng had to give another solution: "Anyway, I will be leaving the palace with Your Majesty in a few days, and I will chop the chicken feet for you, okay?"

Qiu Shuiluo suddenly stopped crying: "What did you say? Your Majesty, is His Majesty taking you out of the palace?"

Her hurried gaze immediately met Fang Tianzhuo above: "Your Majesty, do you really want to bring the good head out of the palace?"

She looked in disbelief.

Fang Tianzhuo had a false harem before, because the Empress Dowager was old, and hundreds of officials played the harem without a master, so she couldn't wait to recommend it to her father, and got Fang Tianzhuo's consent to enter the palace.

She knew very well that when she entered the palace and had the concubine position, it would be difficult for her to go out again in this life. No matter whether she was born, old, sick or dead, she was no longer free.

When His Majesty goes out, he can bring ministers, guards, and servants, but not the palace concubine.

Even so, she is willing to guard the harem for Fang Tianzhuo, guarding this huge home, even if he doesn't look at her at all.

But now, He Zheng appeared.

He broke the case that male pets had no job throughout the ages, and now he is about to break the case of leaving the palace.

Your Majesty, take him with you wherever you go!

Fang Tianzhuo said lightly: "This matter has nothing to do with the imperial concubine."

Qiu Shuiluo had tears on his face, and his face was pale.

No one dared to anger Fang Tianzhuo, the questioning tone had already made him unhappy, and continuing to question would only make Longyan furious.

She was helped away by the palace servants, and He Zheng stood in the hall, feeling more and more embarrassed: "Chen, I also retire."

"stop."

He Zheng stopped and waited for orders.

"I can't say more about taking you out of the palace."

He Zheng nodded immediately.

He Zheng didn't dare to eat chicken feet again. He heard that Qiu Shuiluo didn't particularly want to eat chicken feet, but there was another rumor in the palace that he was domineering and arrogant. How can anyone eat chicken feet instead of chicken?Just being arrogant!

He Zheng was too lazy to take care of it, and couldn't take care of it.

Before dawn the next day, he followed Fang Tianzhuo's team out of the palace and boarded the boat at the pier. The whole group saluted Fang Tianzhuo. He looked up from the gauze hat and found that there were some people in the group.He Run, Jiang Fuyang, and... Luo Yuanhou.

He Zheng was stunned for a moment, and then he thought that bringing an imperial doctor with him could avoid some minor problems on his body, but...why always feel hairy on his back.

In order to suppress the panic in his heart, he slowly stretched out his hand and gently held Fang Tianzhuo's.

Fang Tianzhuo: "..."

Zheng'er is hiding something in his hand today, why is it like something suddenly came in from his fingertips, making his heart numb?