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    In order to celebrate the mysterious turtle being teleported away, Ye Fan found a barbecue restaurant to eat barbecue.

    Ye Fan is not a picky eater, and the barbecue restaurant he was looking for was a roadside stall.

    Ye Fan took a seasoning jar and sprinkled a lot of chili powder on the chicken wings.

    "Yunxi, do you want it? This chili tastes good."

    Bai Yunxi waved his hand and said, "No need."

    Ye Fan smiled and said, "Well then."

    The barbeque is a bit cramped, with a color TV on the wall showing the daily news.

    "The mysterious Bermuda Triangle has swallowed countless ships and planes. Today, a huge sea monster appeared in Bermuda."

    A slightly blurred photo appeared on the screen. Most of Xuan Turtle's body was hidden underwater, only a huge head was exposed. Looking at the photo, it was completely invisible. It was a turtle.

    Ye Fan widened his eyes and said, "It was actually teleported there."

    Bai Yunxi turned his head, glanced at it, and said, "Is that Mr. Turtle?"

    Ye Fan nodded and said, "Yes."

    "Perhaps there is also a teleportation formation under Bermuda. I heard that people in Bermuda often disappear, and then reappear after a few years, decades, and when they reappear, decades have passed. , but these people have never aged." Bai Yunxi said.

    Ye Fan blinked and said: "That's a bit of a problem, there should be something wrong down there, but, whatever, I heard that there are a lot of cutting-edge weapons in the M country, I don't know if Uncle Turtle will be made by someone. BBQ pork."

    Bai Yunxi looked at Ye Fan, shook his head, and said, "Uncle Turtle is not that good."

    ...

    White House.

    Bai Shiyuan looked at Bai Yunxi and asked, "Yunxi, you've been coming back often recently! Are you not getting along well with Ye Fan?"

    Bai Yunxi shook his head and said, "No, Ye Fan... very good, I want to spend more time with you and grandpa."

    If he really waited for Ye Fan to activate the teleportation array, he might have to go to another world. At that time, if he wanted to come back, he might not be able to come back.

    "Recently, I rebuilt the ancestral house and found something different." Bai Shiyuan said.

    Bai Yunxi asked with great interest, "Grandpa, what did you find?"

    "Genealogy, when the old house was renovated, a box was found under the foundation of the main hall of the house. I don't know who put it in it. There are several books in it."

    Bai Shiyuan took out a book and said, "According to the records in this book, in the history of our Bai family, there have been a few people like you who were cold at birth. Such people usually die soon after birth, but , here is a man named Bai Yichen, but he survived."

    "The genealogy records that he was taken away by a wandering Taoist priest as soon as he was born. The Taoist priest said that he had a root of wisdom and wanted to accept him as a disciple."

    "Later, the ancestor went back to his home several times. According to the records above, this ancestor was skilled in his appearance. He was obviously in his fifties, but he still looked like a teenager in his twenties."

    "The last record in the books is that this ancestor finally went to sea by boat and disappeared. The records in the books are that he died in a shipwreck."

    Bai Yunxi was stunned for a moment, "Going to sea?"

    Bai Yunxi's eyes widened, and he secretly said: Maybe he is not the only one who cultivated the truth in the Bai family, that ancestor may have left through the teleportation array thousands of years ago.

    Bai Tuyuan nodded and said, "Yes, going out to sea, what is in the depths of the sea, no one can tell. Legend has it that the Bermuda Triangle is the entrance to another world, and I don't know if it's true or not."

    Bai Yunxi took a deep breath and said, "Grandpa, did you guess something?"

    Bai Shiyuan smiled and said, "Your grandfather has lived for so long, and he has seen a lot of bizarre things. I think Ye Fan should not be the original Ye Fan."

    Bai Yunxi pursed her lips and said nothing.

    Bai Shiyuan shook his head and said: "This person is likely to experience a huge setback and finally realize his enlightenment, but a change in his character must have a process. That guy Ye Fan, his performance in the past 20 years is the same as his current performance. performance, that's the opposite!"

    Bai Yunxi frowned and said, "Ye Fan, he really doesn't belong here."

    Bai Shiyuan nodded and said, "I guess it's the same. According to rumors, Ye Fan is a low self-esteem and gloomy person, but this guy, Ye Fan, is like a 250 all day long, and he doesn't have any sense of inferiority. ."

    Bai Yunxi: "..."

    "Is Ye Fan leaving now?" Bai Tuyuan asked.

    Bai Yunxi nodded and said, "That's what he planned."

    "He's leaving, so you can go with him. I thought you won't live beyond your twenties. You've earned money these days." Bai Shiyuan patted Bai Yunxi on the shoulder.

    Bai Yunxi hesitated for a while, then said, "Thank you, Grandpa."

    Bai Shiyuan patted Bai Yunxi on the shoulder and said, "As long as you have a good time, do what you want to do. Grandpa will support you."

    ...

    When Bai Yunxi came back, Ye Fan was sitting on the sofa watching the news.

    "What are you looking at?" Bai Yunxi asked.

    Ye Fan pointed to the TV screen and said, "Country M has sent more than a dozen reconnaissance planes to investigate the situation in the Bermuda Triangle. They suspect that the deep-sea monsters are actually nuclear submarines of other countries, but they are disguised as deep-sea monsters."

    Bai Yunxi rolled his eyes and said, "Imagination is so rich!"

    Ye Fan nodded and said, "Yes!"

    Ye Fan turned off the TV, looked at Bai Yunxi with bright eyes, and said, "Yunxi, you have been coming back late recently, which will affect our dual cultivation."

    Bai Yunxi: "..." It's only ten o'clock, so it's not too late for the nightlife to start.

    "The influence is the influence." Bai Yunxi said indifferently.

    Ye Fan looked at Bai Yunxi and said depressedly: "Yunxi, you are not motivated at all, you are not good, the monks in the cultivation world are working very hard to improve their cultivation."

    Bai Yunxi: "..." Ye Fan is an idiot.

    Ye Fan was lying on Bai Yunxi's body, his eyes glowing everywhere.

    Bai Yunxi looked at Ye Fan and always felt that when Ye Fan kissed, he seemed to be nibbling on the neck of a duck, and he nibbled with relish.

    Ye Fan was holding Bai Yunxi and was about to go to third base.

    The door was slammed open, and Bai Yunxi kicked Ye Fan down with a familiar foot.

    Bai Yunxi immediately covered his body with a quilt, a tortoise fell heavily on the quilt, and the bed shook.

    Xuan Gui looked at Bai Yunxi with gloomy eyes.

    Bai Yunxi smiled bitterly in his heart. During the intimacy process, he was interrupted by a tortoise. This kind of thing is something only he can encounter.

    Ye Fan got up from the ground dissatisfied, "Dead tortoise, when are you not good, come at this time."

    "Master Turtle, you're back!" Bai Yunxi glared at Ye Fan and smiled at Xuan Gui.

    "I've been swimming in the sea for a long time, why didn't you two come out to find me?" Xuan Gui said dissatisfied.

    Bai Yunxi smiled awkwardly and said, "We want to find it, but we can't find it!"

    "Really? I was teleported to a special sea area. I saw a huge pyramid underwater, and there was a teleportation array next to the pyramid. However, that teleportation array is no longer available. It's been too long, and the aura has returned. Too weak, many things can't be maintained." Xuan Gui said.

    Ye Fan got up from the bed and said, "Pyramid? Did Master Turtle see anything else good?"

    Xuan Gui glared at Ye Fan and said, "No, but, even if there is, it is my thing."

    Ye Fan: "..."

    "I came out of that sea area, and there were several planes chasing me. Have you seen it on the news?"

    Ye Fan shook his head and said, "I don't watch news, I only watch anime."

    Xuan Gui looked at Ye Fan and said, "You idiot, you only watch crazy anime."

    Ye Fan looked at Xuan Gui displeased, and said, "Everyone has different hobbies and hobbies, so it's an idiot to watch anime."

    Xuan Gui looked at Ye Fan, shook his head, and said, "Bai Yunxi, when you arrive in the realm of cultivation, you have to change if you don't change a man, or you will have to be a widow, and this guy will be shot to death within a few days of his arrival. already."

    Bai Yunxi: "..."

    Ye Fan said displeasedly, "The world of self-cultivation is not so dangerous. I have lived well in those twenty years."

    If it wasn't for the two monks who were fighting when he went out to break the marriage, he should have lived to the end of his life.

    Bai Yunxi took a deep breath and secretly said: Xuan Gui should be right, this guy Ye Fan, in the past, he had to be shot to death in a few minutes in the cultivation world, and Ye Fan was able to live so long in his previous life, it was all because of someone Cover this guy! If he really wants to go to the world of self-cultivation, he has to think about countermeasures early. don't know if it is feasible for this guy to pretend to be dumb.

    Ye Fan looked at Xuan Gui and said, "Master Gui, do you want to go to the cultivation world? You will be very popular when you arrive in the cultivation world. Many monks want to catch you and make soup."

    Bai Yunxi: "..."

    Xuan Gui said displeased: "I don't have to worry about you, but you, can you repair that teleportation array?"

    Ye Fan nodded and said: "Just complete the formation, it should be fine, but I have to wait for me to build the foundation."

    Xuan Gui looked at Ye Fan and said strangely: "Your spiritual root is so bad, can you really build a foundation?"

    Ye Fan said dissatisfiedly: "Of course I can, and my spiritual roots are not bad. I can do whatever I want."

    Xuan Gui looked at Ye Fan and said speechlessly: "It's okay for your daughter-in-law to say stupid things if you don't know the market in the cultivation world. You are from the cultivation world, so you can say stupid things. The fewer spiritual roots in the cultivation world, the better. But there are eight spiritual roots, in the world of self-cultivation, you are just a muddy person who can't support the wall."

    Ye Fan looked at Xuan Gui and said, "You don't understand." Under normal circumstances, his spiritual roots are very bad, but the exercises he inherited are exactly in line with his spiritual roots. Such spiritual roots are not a problem at all.

    ...

    When Mu Lianping walked into Ye Fan's villa, he saw what Ye Fan was writing on a piece of paper with tape on his mouth.

    Mu Lianping looked at Ye Fan and said inexplicably, "Young Master Ye, what are you doing? What's wrong with your mouth?"

    Ye Fan took the writing board on one side, and it was written on the writing board, "Yunxi thinks that I will offend people as soon as I speak, so I don't speak."

    Mu Lianping: "..." Bai Shaozhen is creative.

    Jiang Meng, who came with Mu Lianping, saw the words on Ye Fan's writing board, and said with schadenfreude, "Young Master Ye, Young Master Bai is right, you should listen to what Young Master Bai has to say."

    Ye Fan: "..."

    Bai Yunxi walked downstairs and said, "Young Master Mu and Miss Jiang are here!"

    Mu Lianping nodded, took out a material, and said, "Master Bai, this is what you explained to help collect it."

    Bai Yunxi said happily, "Oh, that's great."

    Mu Lianping looked at Bai Yunxi and said puzzledly, "Young Master Bai, why did you collect so many materials?"

    Bai Yunxi smiled and said, "It's useful."

    Repairing the teleportation array requires a lot of materials, and I am afraid it will take a long time.

    Ye Fan opened his eyes wide, looked at Bai Yunxi brightly, and pointed to the tape on his mouth.

    Bai Yunxi glanced at Ye Fan, shook his head, and said, "Take it off."

    Ye Fan tore off the tape and said sullenly, "Yunxi, why don't you let me talk, and I didn't talk nonsense to offend people. You two said, did I talk nonsense and offend people?"

    Mu Lianping and Jiang Meng looked at each other, without speaking, Ye Fan couldn't help frowning.

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