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    It took a long time for the system to adjust its mentality and persuade with kind words: [Ya'er, I think it's better for your uncle to save it for you, it's too much to plant on your head...] It's not good.

    "No, no, just plant it on the head!" Ye Ya shook her head wildly and pointed to the top of her head, "Here, just plant it here."

    […]

    Well, let's plant it, and plant it where it is not.

    The system sighed heavily and pressed a small seed an inch above her head. The green seed was very small, and it was wrapped in a thin mask, and it shone with a crystal clear white light. This is a special seed that ordinary people can't see at all except for the leaf bud.

    Ye Ya stood in front of the mirror, tilted her head to herself in the mirror, and the small seeds on top of her head tilted; she turned around, and the seeds on top of her head also turned around.

    "Wow~~~" Ye Ya's eyes widened and she let out a long exclamation.

    "I want to bloom, I want to bloom! Uncle, I want to bloom!" She shouted excitedly, wishing that the small seeds on her head would sprout and grow into small flowers immediately.

    - This is not necessary! !

    The system is extremely tired of explaining: [As long as the buds complete the task well, the small seeds will grow, and eventually they will grow into four-leaf clovers. A leaf represents a wish, and it also represents a different kind of good luck. When all four leaves grow, Ya Ya can make a wish and go home. ]

    Ye Ya touched the small seeds on top of her head and suddenly asked, "If Ya Ya goes home, what about uncle?"

    After a long silence for a minute, the system said slowly: [Uncle will continue to help other hosts go home. ]

    Ye Ya didn't quite understand: "Then uncle won't go home?"

    [I can't go home, and I don't have a home. ]

    It made a mistake, so fate punished it: [Send the common people into reincarnation, and he will never enter reincarnation. ]

    Leaf bud is the smallest host it has carried, but it is definitely not the last host.

    Ye Ya seemed to understand, but in the end, she didn't ask any more questions.

    [Yaya, how about we study if we have time? ]

    Little Leaf's illiteracy is a big problem. It's okay at first, but if it goes on for a long time, something will definitely happen.

    "Okay." She was well-behaved, "Ya Ya needs to learn."

    Hmm, so nice.

    Seeing her promise, the system began to find online classes for Ya Ya. The system itself does not develop educational functions. If you want to teach cubs to recognize words or learn the skills of human life, you must find a professional child training system. It remembers that a class will cost 2,000 code points, and those 2,000 code points can make The system has been upgraded once, and it hurts.

    But in order for her to complete the task quickly and sensible, let alone 2,000, 20,000 must be learned! !

    The system registered Ye Ya for three classes: preschool math class, preschool language class, and humanization of monster cubs. After these three classes were discounted, it cost the system 5,000 code points. start class.

    Online classes are held three times a week for three hours. Due to the difference between space time and earth time, it takes less than three minutes to convert those three hours into the real world, so there is no need to worry about delaying Ye Ya's real task.

    It happened to be five minutes after the 6 children's math class, the system let Ye Ya sit on a chair, connected her brain waves, and sent her to the learning space. There is only Ye Ya in the learning space. In front of her is a small smart electronic table, and in front of her is a floating screen. The system teacher is teaching remotely for each space and various types of cubs.

    To be honest, the system is not at all worried that Ye Ya won't be able to learn it. The IQ of monsters is higher than that of human beings. It is not a matter of minutes to learn that low-level mathematics, and it is not difficult at all!

    [The teacher does not allow the system to follow the host, now my uncle is on standby, and you will come back after class. Ya'er to be obedient. ]

    "Yeah." Ye Ya nodded heavily, "Ya'er be good."

    After the system leaves, the teacher starts the class.

    Ye Ya sat in front of the small table and listened to the online teacher's lecture very carefully.

    Because the languages ​​of different ethnic groups are different, the teacher will automatically switch the language according to the location of the students. Ye Ya now hears common gossip.

    The monster's memory and learning ability are very amazing, Ye Ya quickly memorized one hundred numbers and wrote them out. The online class teacher was very satisfied and silently put three S's on Ye Ya's evaluation column.

    After a five-minute rest, he began to calculate addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Three lines of questions appeared on the table in front of Ye Ya.

    3+7=?

    8-0=?

    7+1=?

    Ye Ya held the pen, and after thinking about it for a while, she obediently wrote on it, murmuring as she wrote: 3 plus 7 equals 37, 8 minus 0 equals 0, 7 plus 1 equals... equals..." She tilted her head. , and drop a weird symbol on it.

    7 plus 1 equals ▽.

    7 plus 1 equals... an inverted triangle? ? ?

    The system teacher in charge of the online class has a bad radio wave.

    "Student Ye Ya, you are not ready to..."

    Before he could finish speaking, Ye Ya put down the pen, put her short hand on the table, and handed in her homework without hesitation.

    The results come out soon: 0 points.

    "Huh????" Ye Ya bit her fingers, her big eyes puzzled.

    Did she get it right?

    Little Ye Ye, who is so confident in herself, doesn't even know where she went wrong.

    At the end of three hours, the online class teacher will publish everyone's online class evaluation in the system parent group.

    [Online class system teacher: The dragon cubs of system No. 3 learn very quickly, and all three classes are full marks. Transcript Grading: SSS. ]

    [System No. 3: Thank you, teacher of the online class. ]

    [Teacher of the online course system: The ghost cubs of the No. 5 system are nothing except for being too noisy, the score on the transcript: SS,. The teacher's suggestion: Don't let him take his head off and play it as a ball. ]

    [System No. 5: Received! Hard work teacher! ]

    [Online course system teacher: The Snake cub of system No. 6 is still an egg, too young, and it is not recommended to send it to study, so it will not be included in the score. ]

    [System No. 6: What's the matter with your teacher! Discriminate against snakes! Believe it or not, I go to the system education institution to complain to you! What happened to the egg, are you looking down on the egg! ]

    [System 6 has been removed from the study group. ]

    Finally, it was No. 1's turn. The system was in a good mood, excitedly waiting for the teacher's praise, and the result——

    [Online lesson system teacher: On the 1st, look at your child's homework first. (picture)]

    [System No. 3: Hahahahahaha. ]

    [System No. 5: Hahahahahahahahahaha. ]

    [System No. 1:  …]

    As soon as the picture came out, the whole group was full of happy atmosphere.

    The radio waves of the system were hot red, and even though it had no physical body, couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in.

    The online class teacher is still very face-saving: [I heard that No. 1 brought a cub host for the first time? ]

    The system silently said um.

    The teacher of the online class said: [I heard that the cub of the Huacao clan will only transform at the age of 300. She is still a baby, and it is good to be able to memorize 100 numbers. But I hope the parents will go back to teach math seriously. If the next class will be like this, I can only ask her to drop out. ]

    The online class teacher said something merciless, and the system was not very happy to hear it, but it still humbly responded.

    Ye Ya didn't know that Uncle System was criticized by the teacher. At this time, she was sitting on a small chair on the balcony, facing the sunlight, holding an apple and nibbling at it.

    The door was opened, and Ye Qinghe walked in.

    Seeing Ye Ya on the balcony, Ye Qinghe was shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward and hugged her down, "Ya'er can't come to the balcony, she will fall."

    "I want to bask in the sun."

    Her little face was blushing from the sun, and the corner of her mouth was stained with apple juice, making her whole face look dirty.

    Ye Qinghe took out a handkerchief and wiped the corner of her mouth, "Isn't it hot?"

    "It's not hot." Ye Ya shook his head, "I want the little seeds to sprout and grow flowers quickly~"

    The child's strange speech is not once or twice, so she wiped her face, and Ye Qinghe saw her put it back on the bed, "Aunty the nanny will bring food to Ya Ya, and Ya Ya will not go out during this time, you know? ?"

    Ye Ziyu suffered from mania, and was yelling in the room, and his state was extremely unstable. He was afraid that Ye Ya would go out and irritate his younger brother, so he could only let her stay in the room for a day, and let them try to get in touch after they got to know each other slowly.

    This approach is to make Ye Ya feel wronged, but it is better than being hurt by Ye Ya.

    After lunch, Ye Ya was alone in the room playing with the new toys brought by the nanny.

    Today's task has been completed a long time ago. If you are idle, you will be idle. It is better to do something serious.

    [Ya Ya, shall we continue to learn arithmetic? ]

    Ye Ya held the small hand of the puzzle, and pursed her small mouth reluctantly: "Ya Ya doesn't want to learn mathematics."

    [why? ]

    "It's not fun," she said. "I don't want to count, I want the seeds to grow quickly.]

    The system persuaded well: [Ya'er is good, let's count it as two questions. ]

    She sighed heavily, reluctantly sitting down on the small stool to solve the problem.

    The system dutifully taught her mathematics for young children, and she was not stupid. One plus one equals two, and one plus two equals three. The answers were all very good. After reaching the bottom, Ye Ya's answer began to drift toward strange logic.

    [Ya, 5 plus 5 cannot equal 55. How much is your five fingers plus the other five fingers? ]

    Ye Ya put down the pen and stretched out two small soft claws.

    "equal……"

    [Equal to how much? ]

    Ye Ya looked at her left hand and then at her right hand, and spread out her ten little radish fingers, counting from left to right, right to left, and after a minute, she clenched her fists tightly, and her tone was very firm: "55 !!"

    System: [%#¥%%…#@%…%]

    ——I'm going to quit my fucking job today!!!!!

    - This system is not right!!!!!

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