If you want him to be a woman, either he will die, or a group of others will die.

After all, don't even think about it.

Song Yan turned to look at Xia Zhiye.

Xia Zhiye: "?"

Song Yan: "."

Xia Zhiye: "..."

alright.

Whatever someone says is what it is.

Xia Zhiye tilted his head lazily and propped his head up: "Look at my snow-white skin, look at my not-so-black hair, and look at my bright red lips, do you think I'm pretty too? Is it suitable for a heroine?"

Everyone: "..."

Kong Xiaoxiao has a headache: "Xia Zhiye, stay awake, you are too tall, who will play the male lead with you? And the wedding dress in the last scene will definitely not be able to borrow your code, isn't it for nothing."

Xia Zhiye turned back and looked at Song Yan, feeling aggrieved: "They don't want me."

Song Yan: "..."

It's none of my business.

Xiaopang took the opportunity to persuade: "Brother Yan, only you can take on this important task, so you should sacrifice for the public. Anyway, it's a man disguised as a woman. Except for Hua Die's wedding dress in the last scene, the rest are all men's clothes, so it doesn't matter. ."

"Yes, yes, please, geezer. Our class will become the laughing stock of the whole grade again if we don't think of a way."

"Really, I don't want to be sacked by the principal anymore."

"And isn't the bonus delicious? Isn't the barbecue delicious? Isn't it delicious to eat barbecue with the bonus?"

"Brother Yan, don't worry, as long as you promise this time, you will be my reborn parent from now on, whoever provokes you, I will destroy."

Song Yan really didn't quite understand why this group of people was so enthusiastic about such a foolish thing, but it was strange that the fool's fiery and hopeful gaze made him a little ignorant for a while. How to refuse.

And as we all know, hesitation will lead to defeat.

So at the moment when he was silent for a short time, Ruan Tian took advantage of the situation and clapped the board: "Okay! Since classmate Song Yan didn't refuse, then we're done! Thank you classmate Song Yan for his sacrifice! Everyone, get ready for math class!"

After speaking, he stepped on the small high heels and fled in fear of crime.

The other students also stood up and applauded: "Let us thank Song Yan for his great contribution to the rise of China! The whole class stood up and applauded!"

It was neat and tidy, the applause was thunderous, resounding through the sky, and vowed not to leave any room for Song Yan to go back.

When Luo Wei entered the classroom with fright, he stumbled directly: "Has Beijing's bid for the Olympics succeeded again?"

Song Yan: "..."

Why on earth did he come to this school.

Xiaopang originally thought that after doing such a thing, at least a little blood would be seen in this big and small group of rivers and lakes.

No matter how bad it is, one or two Xia Zhiye will die.

As a result, the big brother Song behind him didn't do anything except put on a bad face all day.

Xia Zhiye didn't seem surprised, and accepted the role of Liang Shanbo quite calmly.

Song Yan annoyed him: "Are you free?"

Xia Zhiye is very reasonable: "They are not worthy of your beauty."

Song Yan gave him a calm one-syllable: "Go away."

"But who plays Ma Wencai?" Xia Zhiye asked Kong Xiaoxiao.

Kong Xiaoxiao did not hesitate: "Liu Yue."

"?"

Thirty-seven pairs of suspicious eyes.

Kong Xiaoxiao said helplessly: "This is designated by Sister Tian. Didn't Liu Yue ask for a week's sick leave? Sister Tian said that he already knew he was wrong and has made up his mind, so let's pay attention and give him a chance to make corrections. Don't isolate him."

Xiaopang sighed: "Although I understand what Tianmei means, but in this case, you let Brother Yan wear wedding clothes with Liu Yue in the end, it's really a strong man to lock the man."

"It's fine. We can make him greener. Anyway, the script is in our hands, and we control everything." Zhao Ruiwen, the academic committee member, stretched out his middle finger and pushed the glasses, "Let's see how I turn corruption into magic."

"..."

It always feels a little unreliable.

Zhao Ruiwen was unaware of this distrust, and continued to ask: "Who will play Zhu Yingtai's mother? There are still a lot of roles in this scene. She is the main contractor of the jokes I designed, so you can't find them casually."

Kong Xiaoxiao: "Fang taste it."

Zhao Ruiwen: "This is fine."

Song Yan, who was writing the papers beside him, suddenly raised his head and asked Xiao Pang, "Who is Fang Taste?"

Xiaopang: "Would you believe me if I said it was me?"

Song Yan: "...Sorry."

I can't blame him for this. It's mainly since the beginning of the school year, and I have hardly heard anyone called Xiaopang's name. Song Yan is a perfect executor of "it's none of my business, it's none of your business", so it's normal not to know. .

But Xiaopang was still a little hurt. After all, he thought he was the one with the best relationship with Song Yan except Xia Zhiye.

Then Song Yan asked again, "But why don't they call you by your name."

Xia Zhiye replied friendly: "Because there is an idiom, it is called Fang Chang in Japan."

"..." Song Yan, "I'm sorry."

Fatty was injured twice, silently weeping.

The only advantage of being forced to act in a drama is that you can blatantly not have to study at night.

We agreed to start rehearsing at 8:30 every night.

Song Yan took the time to pick up a courier, went to the Art Building, and pushed open the door of the physical classroom.

"Army attack"

"One-on-three, I can't afford it."

"Come on, I'm thankful for the flowers~"

"Oh buy it, buy it, buy it, buy it!"

"..."

Sure enough, everything in the world has its reason.

The lack of enrollment rate is really not simply due to feng shui.

Even the study committee member himself was very calm, changing the script while playing with his mobile phone: "There are still two or three weeks before the festival, and now I forget it when it's scheduled. Why don't I play for a few days."

The girls in the dance team also gathered their heads together: "That's right, it's too boring to stay in the classroom."

Song Yan was not a well-behaved student. Evening self-study was really boring, but he didn't think it was any better here.

Turn around and prepare to leave.

Xia Zhiye, who was lying on the sports mat, turned around slowly: "Give up, at this point, you can't get out of school."

"..."

What a stupid rule.

Song Yan hung on the strap of her schoolbag and walked to Xia Zhiye with an expressionless face.

Xia Zhiye naturally moved inwards, freeing up an open space, and Song Yan sat down directly.

Then sit on the outside with one split leg and lie on the inside with one bent leg. They were playing with their mobile phones, and they seemed to be in harmony.

Xia Zhiye originally wanted to take advantage of the rare spare time to bring that stupid, rich and rich woman to the top, but the other party was not online, so he didn't take it seriously, and continued to fight the landlord.

Fighting and fighting, he found that the matched teammates were all terrible. After losing Douzi, he felt bored and began to play Song Yan.

For a while, he wrapped the belt around Song Yan's clothes, gestured at his waist for a while, and watched the back of his head for a while.

Song Yan was so annoyed by him that he turned around and kicked him: "If you don't want this hand, just say it, I'm carrying a knife."

Xia Zhiye and Song Yan have been together for a long time, and they already have the detachment of life and death, and they are not affected at all: "I just see that there seems to be a hole in your ear."

When he said this, Song Yan unconsciously touched his ear, then lowered his hand: "None of your business."

Just turn your back.

Xia Zhiye looked at Song Yan's ears from behind, and found that the shape was very delicate.

And probably because the skin is too white, the auricle appears thin, faintly transparent under the light, haloed with luster, like jade with good color.

The earlobe is also small, and there is a tiny hole on it, like a cinnabar mole, which is strange.

Xia Zhiye owed his hand and touched it without fear of death.

The thumb and forefinger pinch lightly, and the touch is unexpectedly soft.

It's hard to imagine that a person with such a tough temper would have such a soft spot on his body.

Xia Zhiye was a little reluctant to feel the touch of his fingertips, and he grasped it for a while.

Then the next second Song Yan grabbed his wrist with a backhand, twisted it back, and tried to beat him violently on the spot.

Xia Zhiye: "It hurts."

A low voice, mixed with a little imperceptible patience and trembling.

Song Yan immediately stopped, let go of his hand, pulled Xia Zhiye's collar off and glanced at it, made sure there was no bleeding from his shoulders, lowered his eyes, and sat back to his original position: "It's alright, don't move blindly."

I don't know if I'm saying don't move him, or don't move the injured shoulder.

Xia Zhiye doesn't actually hurt, but a man, especially a mature and stable man, must use all the advantages he can take advantage of to win the care of his peers, use his injuries to commit murders, and be arrogant and arrogant: "You have pierced ears to the end. what happened?"

Probably because she felt a little guilty about hurting Xia Zhiye, Song Yan didn't say "it's none of your business" this time, and replied casually, "When I was a child, my health was poor, and my aunt said that it would be better for boys to have their ears pierced and be raised as girls. Feed me, and call me one."

Normally, piercing the ears to support this kind of work is done by parents or grandparents.

Anyway, it shouldn't be an auntie's turn.

Coupled with the little loneliness that Song Yan inadvertently revealed when he said this, Xia Zhiye suddenly wondered if Song Yan, a child, was not hurt when he was young.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be so named.

He thought too much.

Zhao Ruiwen had already sneaked over with the script: "What, geezer..."

Song Yan lifted his eyelids, and Zhao Ruiwen felt the impact of death on the spot.

Xia Zhiye comforted him: "It's okay, you say yours, he can't kill anyone."

"Oh, okay, that's what." Zhao Ruiwen didn't smack what was wrong with what he said, and asked wholeheartedly, "Brother Yan really has pierced ears?"

Song Yan was getting annoyed to death: "What's the matter, you have to report to the world to get your ears pierced?"

Zhao Ruiwen quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, I just wanted to say that if I confirm that I have pierced ears, I will add the dialogue from the Huangmei drama that I like so much."

Xia Zhiye: "Which part?"

Zhao Ruiwen: "That's it, Yingtai is not a daughter, so why is there a ring mark on her ear."

Xia Zhiye thought for a while, then nodded, "Alright."

Song Yan was very polite: "If you want to add it, add it."

Get out if you don't.

Zhao Ruiwen understood the subtext, retracted his little corner obediently, and began to frantically play emotional drama.

The girls from the dance team on the other end were already around the same mobile phone, excited with gongs and drums, and the BGM rang.

Zhao Ruiwen couldn't hold back and asked, "What are you excited about all day long?"

Kong Xiaoxiao raised her head with a restrained expression: "It's nothing, it's just to discuss the changes and possibilities of the future reproduction of human beings in biology."

This time even Song Yan and Xia Zhiye raised their heads.

Why was this female classmate who was still in pain because she couldn't understand Mendel's pea hybridization experiment the day before, and now she can say such unfamiliar and advanced biological terms.

Zhao Ruiwen looked vigilant: "Are you secretly making up lessons behind my back?"

Kong Xiaoxiao did not change his face: "No. But if you want to know more, I can also send you a reference material."

After he finished speaking, he made two ding dongs.

Xia Zhiye and Zhao Ruiwen each received a green sharing link.

With the positive attitude of improving biological performance, the study committee members happily clicked in, and then refreshed.

"The Domineering Prince's Wife"

"The scumbags are all sorry for me"

"I became a heartthrob after wearing a milk burp"

"Being marked by a school bully will lead to pregnancy"

"He fled, he chased, they were all unable to fly"

...

etc.

Is this school bully a man?

This high-cold school grass who is in love with the school bully is also a man, right?

So he understands other reasons, but why can men have children?!

Zhao Ruiwen felt that the scientific worldview that he had finally established after nine years of compulsory education by studying hard every day, reading books and diligently seeking academic qualifications may need to be collapsed and reconstructed temporarily.