In Ning You's life dictionary, there are no three words related to excretion.

Toilets should be referred to as "bathroom" or "washroom" as much as possible. The name of toilet paper also depends on the occasion. When it is used to wipe the mouth, it must be said as "paper towel".

Ning You has learned too much about convenient etiquette. These etiquettes have long been engraved into his bones. He can't imagine that people living in the mountains and forests can let themselves go so freely.

He looked at Li Mu with a complicated expression, even though he knew that the two of them were about to part ways and might never see each other for the rest of their lives, he couldn't help but say, "Even if you live alone in the woods, you should talk about civilization. ?"

"Civilization?" Li Mu stopped in confusion. He had stayed in so many forest areas, and this was the first time someone asked him to talk about civilization in the wild woods.

——Did this "eldest miss" have any misunderstanding about the field?

He rarely got serious and said to Ning You, "Please explain to me what civilization is."

This question is very general and difficult to answer. To go deeper, you can write a paper, but Ning You doesn't think the dialogue with Li Mu needs to rise to that level.

"Civilization is an advanced form of culture. Simply put, if you can read and write, it can only show that you have culture, but if you abide by moral etiquette and social norms, then you are a civilized person."

In order to take care of Li Mu, Ning You deliberately explained the truth in a simple and easy-to-understand manner, but Li Mu didn't expect that as soon as Li Mu opened his mouth, he took the problem to another level.

"The emergence of civilization is because of the highly developed culture," Li Mu said. "What is the premise of the highly developed culture?"

Ning You was caught off guard by the question, and before he could think deeply, Li Mu had already asked himself, "It's social stability."

"Our society is very stable now." Ning You said.

"Do you think the environment we both live in can be called society?" Li Mu asked again.

Ning You felt more and more strange, this person will not participate in the mountain debate, right?

"The situation you're talking about is heterodox. Even if we're not in a specific social environment, we should discipline ourselves." Ning You said.

"But the problem is that the environment is the most important factor." Li Mu said, "A primitive tribe is attacked by wild beasts all the year round. When migrating, it will kill the elderly and children who are behind. Do you teach them civilization?"

Ning You stared blankly at Li Mu, wondering why this person suddenly didn't look like a savage at all?

"Do you know about the mysterious case of the cave?" Li Mu said again, "Five people were trapped in the cave, and a lottery was drawn to decide who would sacrifice themselves and become food for others. Later, the other four were rescued. Should they be convicted for their cannibalism."

"I know this." Ning You felt a faint feeling in her heart, "Half of the judges think they are guilty, and half of the judges think they are innocent."

"That's right." Li Mu said, "Then let me ask you, judges who think they are innocent, do you think their sentences are unreasonable?"

of course not.

Ning You was completely swaying from side to side, and he even agreed that in a special environment, cannibalism was not unforgivable.

By the same token, tackling hygiene problems in the wild is no fuss.

So far, the debate is over.

Ning You looked at Li Mu unwillingly and said, "Why are you..."

So cultural?

Say no to win.

"I won't tell you." Ning You attributed her poor performance to her state of emergency, "Quickly send me down the mountain, I'll go to the bathroom at the bottom of the mountain."

Originally, Li Mu didn't want to talk nonsense, so he patted the saddle and motioned for Ning You to mount.

"I'll go up by myself, you're not allowed to spank me."

Ning You told Li Mu, and then forcibly endured the discomfort in her legs and tried her best to climb onto the horse's back. However, today he is less energetic than yesterday, and after working hard for a long time, he can only lie on the horse's back with his upper body at most, and he can't lift his left leg no matter what.

Li Mu's patience was gradually exhausted, and after Ning You slipped down countless times, he directly bent down and hugged Ning Youheng.

The sudden flight made Ning You subconsciously wrap around Li Mu's neck, and he asked in a panic, "What are you doing?"

Li Mu didn't answer, but held Ning You to his collarbone, moved to the saddle, and said, "Sit over by yourself."

With Li Mu's help, Ning You got on the horse easily. After waiting for Li Mu to come up, he asked curiously, "Are you 1.85 meters tall?"

Li Mu concentrated on pulling the reins, and when the dark horse was about to walk, he replied casually, "Yes."

Mingming was so good at talking when he was debating just now, but now he has turned into a cherished look like gold.

Ning You didn't want to talk anymore, but the bumps on the horse's back made him fall into a double hell of pain and intolerance. He gripped the saddle tightly with both hands and had to find something to distract him from.

"Li Mu." Ning You called out, "Do you usually solve it on the spot in the woods?"

Through the discussion about civilization just now, Ning You suddenly had a strange idea in his heart.

Many people don't follow the rules because they don't understand them, but Li Mu understands the rules so well that he has even formed his own unique values, so he doesn't take the rules seriously.

Although the performance of both is non-compliance, it feels very different.

Just like people who don't understand fashion wear old elements, it's old-fashioned, and people who understand fashion wear old elements, it's retro, Ning You suddenly felt that Li Mu was...

Seems like a great idea.

"No." Li Mu's voice sounded behind his ears, "There are many toilets on the way to patrol the mountain."

Ning You almost got angry: "You still know how to go to the bathroom?"

Li Mu said, "Aren't you in a hurry?"

In a hurry, and passing the bathroom by the way, there are two situations.

Ning You was really in a hurry. He overestimated his ability, and his bladder was about to explode on the back of a horse.

At this time, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a behemoth flashing beside him, turned around and confirmed it again, and found that it turned out to be a pickup truck.

"Why is there a car parked there?" Ning You asked strangely.

"Mine." Li Mu said.

Ning You almost vomited blood: "Why don't you drive?"

"Because gasoline is precious."

There is no gas station in the scenic spot, and Li Mu will never waste gasoline unless he has to. Besides, he doesn't like this kind of unenvironmentally friendly travel.

Ning You eagerly watched the pickup gradually go away behind him. While trying to make Li Mu go back to drive, he resisted going back. As a result of the hesitation, his bladder was slowly approaching its limit.

Finally, Ning You desperately grabbed Li Mu's forearm and said with difficulty, "Li Mu, stop."

"What's wrong?" Li Mu pulled the reins and slowed the dark horse's speed. He looked down and saw that the person in front of him had his head down, and his ears were so red that they were about to bleed.

He leaned forward slightly again, only to hear Qing Ningyou say in a mosquito-like voice, "I-I'm going to play."

Li Mu couldn't help but feel amused, knowing this earlier, why did he pay so much attention to it just now? And spend so much time discussing with him what civilization is.

He got off his horse and said to Ning You, "Go, I'll wait for you here."

After Ning You slid off the horse, she ran into the distance without looking back. Li Mu looked at Ning You's back and couldn't help shouting, "Are you going to run to the horizon?"

Ning You's original intention was to run to a place that Li Mu couldn't see, but if he wanted to run too far, he couldn't, so he found a big sturdy tree, and hid behind the tree and untied his belt.

Li Mu's shout came from behind: "Friendly reminder, don't face the wind."

windward?

Just as a gust of wind was blowing, Ning You instantly understood Li Mu's intention.

He hurriedly turned around and faced the big tree. After doing psychological construction for a long time, he still solved the hygiene problem with great sadness.

If his etiquette teacher knew that he was like this, he would be very disappointed in him, right?

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

Ning You comforted herself, under special circumstances, it is understandable to eat people, what is he?

Taking out the wet handkerchief in the fresh-keeping bag from the backpack, Ning You wiped her hands carefully, then wrapped the handkerchief and put it back in the backpack, pretending that none of this had happened.

When she returned to Li Mu's side, Ning You had regained her usual calmness. He raised his chin slightly and said calmly, "You are not allowed to tell others."

Li Mu: "?"

Who is he going to tell?

Perhaps because of the huge height difference, Ning You always likes to speak to Li Mu with her chin raised.

His neck was long and slender, his skin was white, and his face was not as big as Li Mu's slap, he really looked like a white swan.

At this time, the white swan didn't speak, just stood beside the saddle and looked at Li Mu quietly, with an expression that seemed to say: Servant, come and hold me on the horse.

Li Mu had rescued many small animals. Before he brought Ning You home, he never thought that this white swan was the most difficult one to serve.

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Ning You (to reader): You didn't see anything.