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    The next day, the weather was fine.

    When Mu got up late at night, he heard whispers outside.

    "I'm coming... don't look at it."

    "I'll go first, you go."

    "Turn around... you've done it, don't do it anymore, I'll go to the hospital later!"

    Mu Wanwan closed her eyes and struggled for a while, in vain, she simply lifted the quilt.

    After brushing his teeth in a hurry, he went out and took a look.

    Four big men stood in the living room, lining up not knowing what they were surrounding.

    With sleepy eyes, she glanced at the time, half an hour before the meeting time at half past six: "...what are you doing?"

    Pei Lu turned around first.

    He smiled, his dimples dipped slightly: "Measure your weight."

    Mu Wanwan was stunned for a while, and leaned against the door: "...is it so cruel in the early morning?"

    "We are betting on the weight of the small meat bun. I weighed ten boxes of Zhou Hei Ya, Xiaolu pressed three boxes of cherries, and the wood pressed two boxes of wine," Brother Hu smiled, "Would you like to participate?"

    Xiaoroubao sat on the sofa angrily: "It's too much, it's like this every year-Xiaowan won't join in with you!"

    Mu Wanwan snorted twice and looked at Pei Lu: "How much did you press?"

    "From 230 to 240 pounds," Pei Lu said, "I have recorded it, he was 19 the year before, and 211 last year. The food in the team is better this year, and he is still tired of exercising, and he just finished Years...so around two hundred and three is very reasonable."

    "Fuck, Xiaolu is too much. Why didn't you say this when we were pressing just now?" Brother Hu said, "No, it doesn't matter, I think he's definitely 250 this year."

    "You're only 250! Your whole family is 250!" Xiaorou wrapped it up and came to the back of Brother Hu's head, "I'll tell you, I've been secretly losing weight, and today I'll..."

    Wood: "How about you?"

    "I'm going to lose weight!" Xiaoroubao tutted, "otherwise, what else can I do?"

    Mu Wanwan hesitated for a while: "Then I will also press two hundred and four."

    The little meat bun was so angry.

    After Brother Yang came, Xiaoroubao immediately sued, Brother Yang nodded: "Gambling is prohibited - I will also press 250, and I will add ten more boxes of Zhou Heiya with a tiger head."

    Xiaoroubao was so angry that he wanted to leave the team.

    Because they had been arranged before, they hardly lined up and finished all the medical examinations very quickly.

    Everyone was sitting on the hospital corridor, nervously waiting for the medical checklist.

    Brother Hu crossed Erlang's legs and muttered: "Two hundred five, two hundred five, two hundred and five..."

    Xiaoroubao held his mobile phone: "Shameless old thief, I'll go up and expose your vicious deeds!"

    As a result, he turned on his phone and swiped.

    [TSHuu: Today's physical examination, guess what the weight of the steamed buns will be. 】

    Comment below.

    【Two hundred and five. 】

    [I don't know, I have seen a real person, at least two of me, I am now 130, conservatively estimate that there should be 250. 】

    [Xiaoroubao should just transfer to BXS, you are standing in a crowd here, but you are a seedling over there! 】

    Xiaoroubao was furious: "Fuck, what the hell is Ji Lihequn?"

    Mu Wanwan smiled and bent over, glanced casually, and saw that Pei Lu was already getting off his bicycle.

    "Why...are we surrendering?" she asked nervously.

    "Don't surrender," Pei Lu smiled, "the nearest Cheerilee is sweet, I was going to buy it."

    She saw that Pei Lu had bought four boxes and one of hers, so she picked up her mobile phone: "I'll transfer the money to you..."

    "No," Pei Lu said, "you transfer it to me, and I'll delete your Alipay friend."

    Mu Wanwan reminded him kindly: "We don't have Alipay friends."

    Pei Lu: "... Anyway, don't, don't turn it to me."

    Mu Wanwan suppressed a smile and nodded: "Well, don't turn."

    I'll see something later...let's send it back.

    Mu Wanwan secretly thought with joy.

    Over there, Mu Wanwan's medical checklist came out first.

    The nurse/nursing called her name, and she hurried forward to get the list: "Thank you..."

    Scanning the data on the medical checklist, her smile froze on her face.

    …………

    She sat back in her seat with a dignified expression.

    Others witnessed the process of her face changing, and Pei Lu stared at her: "What's wrong?"

    Mu Wanwan shook her head in a daze: "...It's okay."

    "You look like this, shouldn't you be sick?" Xiaoroubao leaned over anxiously, "Don't, we're still playing!"

    Mu Wanwan: "..."

    "Show me." Pei Lu stretched out his hand.

    Mu Wanwan covered her tightly: "No."

    Just kidding, anyone can watch it, but Pei Lu can't.

    In the end, the sheep brothers came over.

    Mu Wanwan felt that her heart was ashes, she pressed her pinky to a column in her medical checklist, and stretched it out: "It's really okay..."

    Her voice became weaker and weaker: "I'm just... fatter."

    The five men were silent for a moment, and then, Xiaoroubao burst into earth-shattering laughter: "Hahahahaha, how much fat did you gain??"

    Mu Wanwan grabbed her medical examination form and vowed not to open her mouth.

    She has been here for two months, working hard day and night to train. During the competition, she was so nervous that she felt like she ran a dozen laps of the playground - and then gained seven pounds?

    God is really unreasonable.

    But fortunately, Xiaoroubao quickly saved her from this predicament.

    The medical examination form for Xiaoroubao came out. At two hundred and four, Pei Lu's calculation was just right. Brother Hu turned around and happily went to Weibo to announce the good news to fans.

    When Pei Lu got the medical examination form, Mu Wanwan took a peek at it.

    83.8KG.

    Does Pei Lu have so much meat? ?

    Feeling the look in her eyes, Pei Lu directly handed his medical examination form to her: "What's the matter?"

    She shook her head: "No... I just didn't see it. You have more than 80 kilograms."

    "Xiaolu is very strong," Brother Hu passed by, raised his hand and lifted up Pei Lu's clothes, "I saw it last time, and I still have abs, now, look."

    "Not so good……"

    Mu Wanwan's head looked down very honestly.

    Although it was only for a moment, she could see clearly that there really was...

    Pei Lu's ears turned red, and he clapped his hands away: "Don't make trouble."

    Brother Hu turned around, made a knock on the door, and tapped Xiaoroubao's belly: "How many months have you been baby?"

    "Tiger head, I'm grass mud horse—" Xiaoroubao was furious, jumping up and hammering him, "I package someone at odds with you!!"

    The group returned to the base in a lively manner. In the car, Xiaoroubao supervised Brother Hu to place the order for Zhou Heiya.

    Back at the position, Mu Wanwan turned on the computer and started the live broadcast by the way. The person who had just been deducted 77% of his salary really couldn't be willful.

    When she was browsing Brother Hu's Weibo in the hospital just now, she checked her private messages and found that there were many messages asking her when the live broadcast would start.

    She thought about it and shared a live link to Weibo.

    The heat in the live broadcast room has increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.

    [God Wan, I want to give you a car of Draven! ! 】

    [I don't know if I can wait for a Draven champion skin? 】

    [You have finally learned to live broadcast and share. Since your live broadcast time is not fixed, I have left the scene many times. 】

    [Today is also the day to come and listen to the voice of God Lu! 】

    [A friend of mine who works in the hospital said that TS went to the medical examination collectively. Is it true? 】

    "Yes, I went for a medical examination," Mu Wanwan thought of something, "Didn't you see Brother Hu's Weibo?"

    [Because I went to school, I haven't watched Wanan's live broadcast since the Spring Festival, how come the host's name has changed? Good night, Miss Sister looks much better without makeup, but have you been fat recently? 】

    The smile on Mu Wanwan's face was very official: "... Now I'm going to draw a live audience to make soup, let's see who is so lucky?"

    "Can you see if I can do it?"

    Pei Lu sat next to her at some point, looking straight at her chatting with the audience.

    Mu Wanwan: "..."

    The barrage is lively, full of hilarious laughter and 666.

    [Fuck the voice of God Lu! 】

    [It's the bot duo duo again, don't you bring poor little meat buns? It seems that he was led by Brother Hu to go retrograde for a day that day...]

    [Wan can give Lu Shen a shot, I want to lick his face, I watched yesterday's interview and found that Lu Shen is super handsome and QAQ Lu has become a fan]

    Mu Wanwan ignored the barrage and prepared to start the game. Thinking of the practice Pei Lu said yesterday, she turned her head and asked with a wink, "Are you coming?"

    "Come on," said Pei Lu, "don't get on your number."

    Mu Wanwan stopped moving: "Huh?"

    "I asked Brother Yang to find two numbers, you go here." Pei Lu put a note in front of her.

    Mu Wanwan opened the number and glanced at the rank: "...Diamond five?"

    "Well, I'll take time to play this rank in the future," Pei Lu thought about it and found a suitable adjective, "This rank is very... miraculous."

    Wang Zhe Wan couldn't understand the meaning.

    But it doesn't matter, she soon understands

    "Fifteen minutes, fifteen minutes..." she murmured, "What's up with our jungler?"

    Pei Lu explained patiently: "It seems to be the prince."

    No wonder she didn't know, let alone the prince who hasn't been to the bottom road - this guy has never been out of the wild, and the prince's avatar can't be seen in the killing news.

    While depressed, a group battle broke out in the bottom road. Mu Wanwan was playing Kalista, and a green light directly lifted the cumbersome old cow that Pei Lu was operating: "Go! Crush this old man to death. Lulu!"

    Pei Lu: "..."

    Lao Niu successfully overwhelmed Lulu, and was very sensible and stopped operating, ready to make a head, Mu Wanwan was about to jump up to give the opponent a fatal blow, when a flashing voice suddenly came from his ears.

    The prince's displacement skill has obviously been used to hurry, and this will make a flash appear from the grass behind, and a big move will take Lulu's head firmly with a bang!

    Kalista stood there, stunned for a few seconds.

    Mu Wanwan has been fighting in the king's section for many years, and she is playing the C position again. She only robs other people's heads, but no one else robs her.

    This tone-

    Pei Lu: "Remember what Brother Yang said to pay attention to when broadcasting live?"

    ...OK, she swallowed.

    Unexpectedly, her teammates were even more grumpy than her.

    [Like a seaweed [strategist leader]: Prince I...¥% Mom! Are you invisible? I was crushed so badly, but you are on the edge of OB? 】

    [Break up your dog's head [Prince Demacia]: You idiot, keep your mouth clean, don't you feel compelled by being single-killed so many times? 】

    [Like a seaweed [strategist commander]: I was caught by the opposite poodle with so many double moves, why don't you tell me? blind? 】

    [There is no charge for sending you back to the city [Wandering Mage]: This dog has never been on the road, the key is that he is not good at the wild area, and the poodles on the opposite side are camping in our wild area. 】

    The teammates had a lively quarrel, and finally turned into three people hanging in the spring and scolding, making Mu Wanwan stunned.

    To tell the truth, since the Scythe of Retribution was launched, she has never seen such a lively scene.

    The barrage immediately explained to Mu Wanwan.

    [Drilling 5 is the most terrifying rank. Dragons and snakes are mixed, and there are a lot of mixed points. Rolling games are super common. Because some people lose too many games, they can only get ten points for a win, and a deduction for a loss. Thirty points. Otherwise, why do you think there are so many drill five goalkeepers? 】

    [The most important thing is that there are also a lot of sprayers in this rank, and they can all get on by lifting the keyboard...]

    [So if you play in this rank for a period of time, you will have two extremes - either extreme evolution and become a super forceful opportunity, if you hang me, I will hang, I am not afraid; or put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha, just Play your own way, nothing can interfere with you. 】

    ... Obviously, what Pei Lu wants her to do is the latter.

    At the end of this round, they lost badly, because they were always surrounded and beaten, and even Mu Wanwan and Pei Lu each died five or six times.

    Pei Lu exited the record page: "Next."

    Mu Wanwan didn't even bother to report, and followed him into the room.

    It doesn't matter, she has experienced the three people's spring water spraying on each other, and there is nothing she can't bear.

    Soon, reality gave her a slap in the face—

    In twenty-five minutes, the top and middle lanes were all bombed, and after a wave of teamfights, their output was really not as good as the opponent's, and they were beaten by a wave of 3 for 1.

    How on earth did these people hit the diamonds? ?

    She suddenly remembered a sentence she had seen before: Some people, on the surface, appear to be in the diamond rank, but in private their hidden points are not as high as platinum five.

    She didn't understand before, but now she finally understands.

    Forget it, it would be interesting to play this game as saving teammates. Mu Wanwan was thinking about this, and with a swoosh, his teammates spoke.

    [Please shut up [Blade of Ominous]: My friend said that this bot lane combination is from TS. 】

    [This one can win [The King of War]: No, such a dish? ? 】

    [Please shut up [Blade of Ominous]: It's pretty good at first, haha, this female AD is just playing foolishly, she can't carry in this game, what kind of career is she playing? 】

    Mu Wanwan: ? ? ?

    She picked up the keyboard and was about to go up.

    "Do you want a red buff?" Pei Lu's voice came. "If you don't take it, it will be eaten by others."

    Mu Wanwan put down the keyboard: "...I want it."

    ...

    During the five-and-a-half-day tour in the afternoon, Mu Wanwan felt that half of her life was lost.

    During dinner time, when Pei Lu was helping her with the lunch box, she saw her sitting cross-legged and staring at her phone seriously.

    "What are you looking at?" Pei Lu put the lunch box by her hand.

    "Buy some heart-saving pills," she rubbed her chest and hammered it twice, "I'm dying."

    Pei Lu: "..."

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