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    The cause of the incident was to celebrate LOBO's early lock-in to the quarter-finals this year, and the recent competition was not very intense, so the club organized a fan reward event. Online, you can let the players open the trumpet to take you to the top. In order to grab a lucky spot, LOBO's fans almost didn't fight.

    Later, in order for some fans to propose that "it's too easy to simply improve the score, we have to make it more difficult", and recommended a black hole anchor. When other fans look at it, ohhh~ I'm impressed.

    This black hole anchor is also a very famous anchor on the AA platform. The anchor's name is "I Want to Smuggle Europe", and he does not rely on technology, nor his voice, nor his cross talk skills, nor his face, but luck—very bad luck. There are rumors in the live broadcast industry that if you encounter this anchor, it is not a problem to reverse the car, and power outages are the norm. What's worse is that the next day you go out and get stolen, your home is burglarized, and there is a car accident.

    Therefore, this black hole anchor called "I want to smuggle to Europe" has made a lot of people in the industry, and has a nickname called Bad God.

    "I want to smuggle Europe" himself doesn't mind the nickname. In his words, "As long as you can smuggle Europe, you can call me anything." However, his lifelong dream seems to be difficult to achieve. Many technology anchors who want to be famous have found the "I want to sneak into Europe" group. They originally went for the idea of ​​making themselves famous, but they all became the bricks of the martyr's wall.

    Wang Baobao knew the anchor and knelt on the spot: "This is going to kill us."

    Barrage

    "2333, it's fun to be exciting."

    "I believe you can! Come on, LOBO is the fattest."

    "KILL is expressionless and calm. Do you feel confident?"

    "No, I don't think Killer knows who 'I want to smuggle Europe' is."

    "Hahaha, the brother in front is correct. I was here with the little rabbit and heard the god KILL asking the little rabbit: Who is this person?"

    "Pay attention, what are the orthopaedic brothers doing? I see you are backing away. /Dog head/Dog head, it's not good to run early."

    "Hold tightly to our little rabbit, I will use my spiritual power to shield you, the secret technique - immune decay."

    "Hhh what the hell, there's a black screen over there. Did you start to make gong before the goddess of depression arrived?"

    Before the **C, scheduled for 8:00 pm, "I want to smuggle Europe" has not come yet, Yan Le's computer screen is completely black, and the whole computer does not move.

    Wang Baobang waited for Yan Le: "Is the mysterious power from the Decaying God so terrifying?"

    Yan Le: "No, no, don't panic. I just tripped over the wire by accident. It's not a big deal." Then, plugged in the power again and restarted the computer.

    When Yan Le climbed up, "I want to smuggle to Europe" also arrived at the meeting point. He was very happy when fans went to invite him. I think this time I will be able to score properly. With such a powerful team as LOBO, it is always easy to get a score with yourself.

    Hu Luobei checked his character status and computer game status, everything was "ok". He took a deep breath and moved the mouse to "I want to smuggle Europe". After a few seconds, nothing happened. Hu Luobei was relieved.

    The audience voted to let KILL God first experience the thrill of forming a platoon with the God of decline, so Pei Peize formed "I want to smuggle to Europe".

    Yan Le pulled "I want to sneak into Europe" into the chat channel. The other party's voice was unexpectedly young and sunny, and it really didn't look like a very bad person just by listening to the voice.

    I want to smuggle to Europe: "Thank you for giving me this opportunity, and then I will ask a few bosses!"

    LOBO crowd: "...it was chosen by fans."

    I want to smuggle to Europe: "Yes, yes, now fans are very discerning."

    Discerning fans: "Hee hee hee, I will lose if I don't roll over."

    Pei Peize successfully joined the group I want to smuggle to Europe, and ranked **C.

    "It went well, the first step was very successful!"

    "Why is there always a chilly feeling behind me, I always feel like something is going to happen in the next second."

    "Bah, bah, there are no taboos. Shut up upstairs."

    "Now is the time to verify the mysterious power of the god of decay and the strength of the aura of the god of KILL. / Funny"

    The map is loaded, and the countdown starts at 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1.

    Pei Peize sneaks, wraps his back, stuns, and a set of skills flows smoothly. He felt that the rumors were nothing more than that, and he was about to say to Hu Luobei, "No—"

    "What?" Pei Peize didn't finish saying a word, and before the word came out, the entire screen suddenly froze twice.

    Although he jumped back quickly, the rhythm of Pei Peize's second milk was disrupted with a single knife.

    The twins hugged each other's arms, and said in unison, "Fuck, so scary!?"

    Hu Luobei's eyes widened: "Are you stuck?" He asked Pei Peize uncertainly.

    Pei Peize: "It should be." He started to use the probabilistic word "should".

    From the first time it got stuck, Pei Peize's ping started to jump irregularly. The dps on the opposite side took advantage of Pei Pei Zeka and fired a burst to knock out half of his blood. I want to smuggle to Europe is also a dps, it is a summoning technique, and I quickly changed to a healing summoned beast to come and help.

    Pei Peize got two mouthfuls of milk: "It's a bit stuck, but it's not a big problem." As he said that, he flashed behind the opponent's treatment, and burst out. Just after a kidney shot was hit, the entire screen didn't move.

    Pei Peize: "???"

    Hu Luobei hurriedly checked his own network: "I have no problem here, I haven't disconnected from the Internet."

    Wang Baobao seemed to be strangled by something: "This, this is the mysterious power from the black hole?"

    I want to smuggle to Europe and shout on the team channel "Wow": "Wow, I'm going to die. Kill God, save me."

    Pei Peize: "I'm afraid I can't save you."

    In Pei Peize's holographic perspective, the entire **C is prohibited. The special effects of the skill are stuck in mid-air, forming a light curtain that cannot even turn around. The other thing that he saw was his dead desktop.

    Really motionless.

    About 30 seconds later, Pei Peize's screen moved again.

    But soon, the colorful, just restored picture turned into black and white in just two seconds.

    I want to smuggle Europe: "I'm sorry, KILL God, this is really out of my control."

    Pei Peize: "Wait for a while, I'll check the network cable."

    Pei Peize really got up from his seat and went to the power distribution room next door to check the network.

    The atmosphere in the training room was weird. Hu Luobei walked to Pei Peize's computer and sat down: "I'll try it."

    After a brief exchange with I want to smuggle to Europe, Hu Luobei opened a trumpet of Dark Arts.

    "Wow, the little rabbit is playing dps today!"

    "Ah, ah, is it actually playing DPS!? Don't take the bad spirit, take me! Suddenly jealous."

    "My God, my heart aches when I think of the DPS debut of the little bunny that may roll over!"

    "I will protect the little rabbit, and the evil spirits will retreat!"

    Hu Luo got on the number and sent a team application to me who wanted to smuggle to Europe.

    I want to smuggle to Europe and agree to form a team.

    The avatars of the two characters have just formed a team, and the computer on Hu Luobei's side is black. Not even electricity.

    Hu Luobei: "!!!???"

    Hu Luobei sat there, his mind blank. After a long time, he asked everyone, "Is there a power outage?"

    "No, the lights are still on." Yan Le looked up at the ceiling and said.

    Yan Weiran looked at the other computers: "Well, this time the computer is completely powered off."

    In the training room, everyone looked at each other. In the hacked live broadcast room, the audience and fans were also confused.

    "??? What's the situation? Black screen?"

    "LOBO collective black."

    "Black hole anchors are still in stock."

    "Is the power so powerful? With such a far map, the group is disconnected??"

    "Brother in front, it's not a dropped call. It's because all the machines are black. This must be the rhythm of the power outage."

    "It's amazing, the whole club is powered off. A new chapter in the experience of bad spirits."

    After about five or six minutes, the computer was turned on again.

    Pei Peize returned to the training room: "I just turned off the main power switch of the computer and restarted it. Look at it now - your eyes are a bit strange, what happened?"

    Hu Luobei: "It's you!?"

    Pei Peize: "What am I?"

    Hu Luobei: "I just formed Europe, and the power was cut off immediately."

    Pei Peize: "..."

    Everyone logs into the game, and the live broadcast room is reconnected.

    The number of people on the barrage did not decrease but instead increased.

    "I came to see the LOBO team that dared to challenge the black hole anchor."

    "Why haven't you climbed up, you won't be able to climb up after the power outage?"

    "KT fell one after another, squatting burst and buckle."

    Hu Luobei gave up his seat: "or are you here?"

    Pei Peize: "I'm here, I'm a materialist."

    Materialists encounter metaphysics again.

    Pei Peize and I wanted to smuggle to Europe and got into **C, and then—— Pei Peize found that he couldn't see the person on the other side.

    I want to sneak into Europe: "Oh, oh, I have encountered this buff before, that is, there is no one in **C!"

    Pei Peize: "I'm too young, I gave up." After fighting for a while, he only saw his own blood rushing out, and the enemy didn't even lose blood in the group attack. Pei Peize finally believed in the fact that there was something wrong with this world.

    "Hahaha, looking at KILL's expression, there is no love in life jpg"

    "Favorite Favorite, this expression is super funny."

    "KILL God: Is it the world's problem, or my problem?"

    "Squatting and bursting, quickly press the fat man up."

    "Hahaha, the expression of the god of decline also brightened. He was probably thinking: It's over, even professional players can't save me."

    Pei Peize gave up struggling, and didn't want to see his poor lying corpse.He pulled the fat man to the seat casually: "Come on, sit down, I'll go and bring you Mr. Turtle and see if you can hold it back."

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