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    "Brother Ji, this is too stinky, I don't want to eat it!" Liu Yimian stood at the other end of the table, looking at the small bowl in Ji Wei's hand in horror, shaking her head desperately.

    "Just give it a try! Don't you always say that Brother Ji has a pair of hands that turn decay into magic? Since you say that, how can you not try it?" Ji Wei coaxed Liu Yimian and slowly approached him.

    He did say that, and thought so too.

    Liu Yimian was blocked, unable to think of words to refute, after hesitating for a while, Ji Wei had already grabbed his arm and brought the small bowl with a strong stench under his eyelids.

    The clear soup has sporadic oil flowers, with a little minced garlic at the bottom, emerald green coriander leaves smoked by the heat, and cooked fluffy golden fried tofu. Would love to try it out.

    "Don't lie to you, try it?" Ji Wei picked up a piece of stinky tofu and brought it to Liu Yimian's mouth, with an ahh, signaling him to open his mouth.

    Liu Yimian looked at Ji Yiyi in embarrassment, as if she was going to die, closed her eyes, shook her eyelashes, and opened her rosy lips.

    At this moment, Ji Wei gave birth to a faint sense of guilt, as if he was bullying children.

    No, he is sharing food.

    Ji Wei calmed down, blew the tofu, and touched it to Liu Yimian's lips, waiting for him to bite in.

    "Don't eat too much, it's full of soup, be careful to burn your mouth." He said this too slowly, Liu Yimian was afraid that the taste would be too big, and was trying to solve it all in one bite.

    As a result, the bite was too big, and the hot soup inside the stinky tofu came out all at once, and Liu Yimian covered her mouth and jumped on the spot. If it wasn't for Ji Wei standing in front of him, he would have vomited long ago.

    "I'm going to vomit, I'll burn my skin in a while." Ji Wei nervously put the bowl on the table, ran over to pull Liu Yimian's wrist, pinched his chin and asked him to open his mouth.

    Liu Yimian's hot lips turned even redder, a thin sweat oozes out of his forehead, tears welled up in his eyes, and he shook his head pitifully. When it wasn't so hot, chewed and swallowed, but didn't taste any specific taste.

    "You kid, why don't you listen when I tell you to spit it out?" Ji Wei patted his head lightly, "Put out your tongue@head and let me see."

    Liu Yimian's cheeks were only slightly rosy at first, but after hearing Ji Wei's words, she suddenly became red.

    He knew in his heart that Ji Wei didn't mean that, but his face was uncontrollably hot, he hesitated for a long time, and didn't want to stick his tongue out.

    It was not until Ji Wei squeezed his lower jaw a little harder that Liu Yimian slowly opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue@head.

    The tip of the tongue was red, and it looked like it had just been scalded.

    Ji Wei got a bowl of cold water, let Liu Yimian hold it, and when he felt that his tongue@head didn't hurt, he asked him how the stinky tofu tasted.

    "It stinks a bit, it should taste quite fragrant, what do you think?"

    Liu Yimian was scalded just now and didn't eat it carefully. Just knowing that it wasn't so bad, Ji Wei asked, he quickly swallowed the water in his mouth and ate another piece.

    As soon as he entered, his face was wrinkled.

    I bit through the layer of oily tofu skin, and the soup that was sucked inside flowed out along the gap.

    Liu Yimian blew and took a small sip. The flavors of fragrant, numb, hot, salty, and fresh exploded in his mouth, and his scalp was numb after a while.

    What kind of fairy tofu is this!

    Liu Yimian was amazed from the bottom of her heart, and she blushed when he swallowed the last sip, and apologized to Ji Wei very embarrassedly.

    "I'm wrong."

    "What's wrong?"

    "Brother Ji is so powerful, I shouldn't doubt Brother Ji."

    "For your sincerity, I will punish you for eating it up."

    Ji Wei laughed out loud, rubbed Liu Yimian's head, went to the kitchen, and cooked stinky tofu soup.

    After he was done, he poured it into a clean vat, found a lid to cover it, grabbed the spoon and tableware, and planned to go out.

    Seeing that Liu Yimian was about to follow him out, Ji Wei flicked his forehead amusingly.

    "It's hard to calm down. Don't you hurry up and study? It's enough for me to accompany Aunt Zhou."

    Liu Yimian wants to study, but Ji Wei also wants to make cookies.

    The yard is always so lively, it will take a few days for a quiet meeting, and it is necessary to pay close attention to reading books.

    Ji Wei stared at Liu Yimian as she returned to the house and closed the door, and left without looking back. Leaning behind the window, Liu Yimian, who was somewhat melancholy, sighed deeply.

    Ugh.

    ...

    The street was full of people and it was very lively.

    Ji Wei was walking down the street with a heavy bucket of stinky tofu. The hot stinky tofu was fresh and strong. Even with the lid on, the smell would still come out of the bucket.

    People passing by him covered their mouths and noses, looking for the source of the odor everywhere, and finally locked on Ji Wei. Most people didn't dare to ask, they could only cover their noses and walk away from him.

    "Hey, what does this smell like?"

    "I said Ji Wei, what are you holding in your hand? It smells very choking!"

    "Yeah, can you take it away, I can't stand it."

    When Ji Weiyi went to the stall, he lifted the lid on the bucket. The strong smell of stinky tofu wafted away in the wind, rushing a lot of customers in the queue, jumping up in surprise and going to hide next to the street vendor who was doing business.

    Apparently the smell came quickly and suddenly, and there was no time to prepare.

    Aunt Zhou was also frightened, and the rolling pin in her hand fell to the ground. She quickly picked it up from the ground, wiped it with a rag, and then covered her nose and looked at the bucket of strange things in shock.

    "What is this? Dalang, quickly cover it up! This smell is not ordinary! Even I can't stand it!"

    Some things smell ten miles away, and some things smell ten miles away.

    Ji Wei's stinky tofu is not bad. Almost all the people who passed by him covered their mouths and noses with the smell and shot him angry gazes.

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