That is Radiant God, Master, have you eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard...

The old butler Ian cried out in his heart, but his throat was out of breath, so the voice couldn't come out.

Although Kevin is the one who looks more serious on weekdays, the old butler didn't even think about it, and put the big hat of abducting Radiant God on his young master's forehead. , I know that the bear child I brought up is very brave, and even eight horse vultures can't hold it.

The old housekeeper Ian is rigorous and rigid, pays attention to meticulous work, and pays attention to spotless clothes. He is an old-fashioned old gentleman. The old man felt that everything else was easy to talk about, but his temperament must be cultivated from an early age, and a good seedling must be straight from the root, so Osved was asked to be a restrained and decent person since he was a child.

Although the process is very tortuous, the ending can be regarded as a happy ending - although Osved is standing upright, but in the end, it has been subtly transformed into something like that. The bigger he is, the more calm he is, and his appearance is always immobile. He is very particular about dressing and eating. Apart from his unpleasant speech, he can still be regarded as a restrained and decent person.

But now, this restrained and decent thing is rolling on the same bed with another person, and doesn't even know how to close the door!

Thirty years of hard work, once returned to before liberation.

The old butler Ian felt that his old eyes were going blind.

According to the standard of an old-fashioned old gentleman, even if his eyes are blinded, he should not rush in at such a time, but should leave quietly and quietly, so as to avoid embarrassment for both parties. If you have any ideas and advice, will find an opportunity to say it later.

Ian really wanted to do this, but when he was old, his hands were shaking, and the plate thrown out was the water that was thrown out.

This movement can make a dead person alive. Ian saw Kevin startled by the movement, intending to raise his head up straight, but was caught by his shameless young master Osved and gave him an extra kiss before letting go.

Ian: "..." The old man silently covered his heart.

Kevin slapped Osved back on the bed, stood up straight, coughed with a toothache, and nodded to Ian at the door: "Your Majesty the Emperor just woke up."

The old butler Ian twitched half of his face as if he was having a stroke and gave a vague "um".

Is this still a reminder? Anyone who is not blind can see...

Osved glanced at the old housekeeper with half his eyelids raised, and seeing that he could still stand still, he didn't push him directly, so he sat up cheekily from the bed. This shameless thing held up halfway, deliberately slipped his hand, fell on his back, and then held out a hand to Kevin in a serious manner: "Please help me, I have no strength in my hand, I can't hold it up."

Kevin: "...How about a liar?"

Ian: "..." Why didn't I see you saying that I didn't have the strength when I just pulled people's neckline? !

The so-called changeable nature of the country is difficult to change. In front of these two people who witnessed their own scoundrels and rogues, the emperor's "face" can basically be regarded as a decoration: "Give me a hand."

However, Kevin obviously didn't eat his suit. He folded his arms with a half-smiling smile, glanced at the pale paw and hummed, "If you can't stand it, don't force it, just lie down."

He turned to Ian and said, "Excuse me to find a pipe, it's probably this thick, and then find a funnel, thank you."

Rao Shi, the old man who was blinded by the dog man and the man, was also taken aback by his endless request, so he put aside the scene he just saw, and asked in a daze: "What do you want a pipe and a funnel for? "

Kevin pointed at the emperor who was paralyzed on the bed, and said, "Put in the mouth of this dog emperor, add a funnel to the pipe, and pour whatever you want to eat, saving trouble and effort." He turned his head and said to Osved seriously: " You should be eating chowder, I'll lower your honor, I can barely help you hold the funnel a little and don't hit you in the face, after all, you can only see a face all over your body."

Ian has never been afraid of Osved for more than 20 years. At this time, when he heard Kevin's words, he directly turned to the former Radiant God, and turned his head to look for the pipe and the funnel without saying a word.

Dog Emperor: "..."

Uncle Ian quickly disappeared at the door, Osved sat up on the bed without hesitation, Kevin didn't continue to stand by now, he pulled out a little conscience and stuffed a pillow behind His Majesty the Emperor .

Osved was leaning on the head of the bed, twisting his wrist while glancing at Kevin, and said casually: "To be honest, I really don't have much strength in my hands, so I can barely hold the bed. It's still difficult for a big man, so... Dear Radiant Temple, how did I force you to kiss me for so long just now with this little strength?"

Kevin sat in the chair with his elbows on the armrests, his long legs folded, elegant and lazy. He raised his chin at Osved, and said, "It's almost enough, don't be cheap and be good. Now you're growing, a Radiant God sip, it's not you who fell into the sea before, right?"

In terms of how ridiculous the incident is, it probably ranks in the top three of Osved's life embarrassing list. To put it in the past, mentioning this kind of thing, His Majesty the Emperor must be angry, and then he must fight back with a stern face and chin, but now it is different, His Majesty is in a good mood! Feel free to challenge!

It couldn't be more pleasant to be able to find out that the person you like was responding to you through some details, provocation is a fart.

"How's it going outside now?" Osved rubbed for a while, his hands gradually turning a little blood. He didn't look worried when he asked this, because he knew that if it was still windy and rainy outside, Kevin wouldn't be able to sit on the bedside so calmly and play tricks with him.

"It seems that the recovery is quite fast at present, and the market is quite lively. According to Mio, the streets and alleys are very interested in chatting about the palace gossip. It should be a good day, but the number of soldiers in the army is a bit large, and they have to be released. A long vacation made them lazy." Kevin described it smoothly, and glanced at Osved, and said calmly: "You emperor is also very cost-effective, the land area has been doubled directly, and it is a big advantage. "

Osved rolled his eyes at him angrily, pointed to himself and said, "I'm just paralyzed in bed, so it's also called Pingbai?"

Kevin laughed.

"Listen to you, I've been in a coma for a long time?" Osved asked.

Kevin: "A month and a half less than two months."

Osved frowned. "So long?"

Kevin tapped his fingers on his knees and said, "It's not too long, a month and a half, under the current weather, people are just beginning to rot."

Osved: ​​"...Can you say something human?"

Kevin shrugged very bachelorly: "There is no human word, but there is a human life."

Osved subconsciously wanted to stop him by saying, "Are you going to rebel?" However, he suddenly remembered that he was a Radiant God, and it was too shameless to say such a thing in front of him.

At this point, he finally understood why Kevin looked like "I'm not afraid of the sky falling, what is the emperor, can I eat it?". What the dignified gods have never seen before and will be restrained by the imperial power? That's ridiculous.

The emperor stared at him silently for a while, looked at him from top to bottom, and calmly pondered how to treat him in the future, lest he always talk like this.

While pondering this issue, His Majesty the Emperor has apparently fed the dog all the adoration and awe of Radiant God Fae in childhood and adolescence.

But speaking of Radiant God...

Osved suddenly remembered something and asked, "You... there were quite a few people who knew who you were on mirror island, and it might be a little troublesome in the future. With your temper, you must be itchy all day to be confessed to."

Kevin waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, they probably don't remember it, and Ian is a little bit... Anyway, I have been shivering when talking to me in the last month and a half, he may still have a little impression, and Peter has been fooled by me. I'm dizzy. As for the others, if nothing else, I should have forgotten about it. Besides—"

He smiled and leaned back loosely on the back of the chair with Erlang's legs crossed: "I'm not a Radiant God now, and my godhead is gone, so there's nothing to worry about."

Osved was dumbfounded by the relaxed appearance of his old god. He couldn't help thinking of the almost crazy and terrifying appearance of Morley, the goddess, on mirror island. One is that he has more than a hundred godheads in his body and is still not satisfied, and the other loses his godhead but doesn't care. This is probably the biggest contrast and irony.

"Eh? How long have you been pretending to be dizzy? It's impossible that I didn't notice at all." Kevin remembered that he was placed in front of him by this person, and still felt quite puzzled, especially when his body was cold like a ghost, why did he really wake up? It should also be warmer.

The emperor was called back to his senses by his words, and he immediately said "Oh" without blushing and heartbeat, and said, "Soon, it will be when you strip my clothes."

Kevin: "..."

The old butler Ian, who walked to the door, was very unfortunate. He just heard these two words, and suddenly his feet were soft again. Fortunately, the old butler was smart this time, and called two young waiters to come over as helpers. The plates and toilet utensils were all in the hands of the two young waiters, so there was no wasted second time.

Ian has lived for decades. For the first time, he felt that a position like a housekeeper might be life-threatening, such as myocardial infarction and cerebral hemorrhage.

The next day, the news that "the emperor also cheated his corpse" spread throughout the Xuan Palace and the base camp of the three major legions.

When the military generals and ministers heard the news, their faces were all numb - cheating three times a year, even if it was replaced by a donkey, it should calm down.

This time, there is no need for Mio's unfortunate explanation. Everyone automatically and spontaneously acquiesced that the emperor's reason for cheating was exactly the same as that of Commander Fassbender. Isn't it just living after a suspended animation! What a matter! Are you not happy that the emperor woke up? Happy? Just cheer and cheer!

This day coincides with the Golden Leaf Festival. From this day, the summer will come to an end, and the autumn, which symbolizes the harvest, officially arrives. This is a day that the entire continent and even the island will celebrate. There will be joyous bonfire dances and fruit wine parties everywhere. The lively market will last for three days and three nights. The imperial city of San Andes and the Ugin Hanging Palace are no exception.

The men in the legion have no time to spare all the year round, and they are always the most violent every few days. They were led by Mio, Camus and several other commanders, and together with the confidential ministers, they held a celebration party in the hall of the outer courtyard of the Hanging Palace on the grounds of "celebrating the rebirth of His Majesty the Emperor and His Excellency Commander Fassbender".

Osved reluctantly approved, pinching his nose and signing the parchment.

The emperor is very unhappy, and there are three main reasons for being unhappy:

1. Everyone eats and drinks spicy food in the hall, but he, the emperor, has to stay in the house and drink the easy-to-digest fruit and vegetable soup. Fruit and vegetable soup! Except for a little bit of meat succulent floating in it, there will be no more meaty meat, hehe.

2. Everyone can drink the latest fruit wine this year, but he is the only one who should avoid it, hehe.

3. Kevin Fassbender, this wicked thing, actually went to join in the fun, completely disregarding him, the emperor who was alone in the empty room. No matter what, this bastard actually turned out the iron chain and tied his hand to the head of the bed to prevent him from sneaking into the front yard. And Ian, the old guy who eats inside and outside, looked at it twice, not only didn't help him untie it, but ran away silently, letting Kevin do his best, hehe.

In short, His Majesty the Emperor is full of heart and has only one sentence: Go to your grandfather's Golden Leaf Festival!

Half an hour after the official start of the evening celebration, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender entered the hall leisurely. Very low-key, like an outsider who comes to drink.

The timing of his choice was very clever. At this time, the large part of the celebration speech happened to be finished, and everyone officially spread their arms and drank and ate meat, carrying wine glasses and plates. , not many people noticed him.

He also didn't run around, and his goal was very clear to stay at the table with a row of wine glasses and food, leaning against the wall, drinking and eating leisurely while enjoying the performance of the demons in the hall.

After a while, he was slapped heavily on the shoulder.

Kevin turned his head and saw that it was Mio swimming over with a wine glass.

"Aren't your hands and feet weak and unable to move around? Why are you still alive at this time?" Mio, who had been a shield for more than a month, squinted at him with dissatisfaction.

Kevin spread his hands very calmly: "I'm fine now."

Mio: "What about tomorrow?"

"Oh, it depends on the state of tomorrow, I'm intermittent, it's hard to say." Kevin opened his eyes and said nonsense, his face did not turn red.

"Eh? When are you going to live in the military camp? I heard that Your Highness is pestering you every day to keep you from leaving?" Mio asked vaguely with a piece of bacon in his mouth.

Sinnia was really pestering him before, but it wasn't Sinnia who was pestering him these two days. In fact, after Osved woke up yesterday, Kevin had nothing to worry about, so he planned to go back to the military camp, but in order to coax him to stay in the hanging palace, someone did everything possible, and he was a rogue to the extreme. When Kevin finally nodded and agreed, the shameless thing actually put away the rogue's face again, raised his chin, and had the virtue of "since you are so sincere, I will let you stay here for one night", I don't know what kind of disease this is, it's very naive.

Kevin rubbed his brows and nodded, saying, "Yeah, in a couple of days, find a way to ask the doctor to order sex, give him a bowl, and be dizzy for seven or eight days."

Mio: "**?!"

Kevin raised his eyebrows: "You can't use poison and medicine, right?"

Mio: "..." What do you mean by a daring one? That's it!

"What about Your Majesty? How is the situation today?" As a loyal general, Mio expressed moderate concern for the emperor at his head. However, the people who were questioned ran the train with their mouths full, and they didn't say anything serious.

Kevin drank the remaining fruit wine in the glass and said casually, "It's been bombed for a day. Seeing who bites whoever is so fierce, I almost can't tie it up. I gave him a handful of medicine and came over."

Mio: "..." What did you say? !

"Oh, just kidding, your humor is dead, Mio Scott?" Kevin slowly finished a plate of fried fire scallops, wiped his hands with a napkin, and drank in the many varieties of fruit wine. Picking something that tastes good and looks good, he said to Mio, "Your Majesty expresses deep regret for not being able to participate in the celebration—" It meant that it had been bombed for a day.

"I explained it carefully to me, Ian and Peter who came over in the morning, so everyone must have a good time."

Kevin retells it in a more acceptable way for Mio, and then he said, "Don't worry, you can go to see him after drinking later, he sleeps late anyway."

After saying this, he decisively picked two glasses from the rows of wine glasses, greeted Mio, and left the hall before the demons came to drink.

Kevin returned to the inner courtyard with two glasses of fruit wine and went straight into the emperor's bedroom.

Osved was leaning on the head of the bed and flipping through an old book. From the side, it was thick enough to smash people to death. Except for "Divine Calendar", there would be no second possibility. One end of an iron chain was cuffed to his left wrist, and the other end was tied to a copper post at the head of the bed.

The chain was long enough for Osved to wrap around the room, but he couldn't get out.

When Kevin tied him up, he refused, but when Kevin threw him a "reciprocity", he obediently accepted his fate.Handcuffs are handcuffs, right is fun.

"Yo - Your Excellency Commander still knows to come back." Osved lifted his eyelids from the book, and stabbed in a lukewarm sentence, "I thought you would be irresponsible after the handcuffs, so you turned around and ran away."

Kevin raised the two glasses of wine in his hand and said, "I don't say anything else, I still have a conscience. After all, it's an annual festival, and it's really miserable not to see a glass of wine. Come on., pick a glass." (www.. )