The people outside cheered for two days and two nights in the fiery atmosphere of the festival, while His Majesty the Emperor, who is said to be "unhealed", dragged Commander Kevin Fassbender to the room for two days and nights.

For the emperor, this Golden Leaf Festival was almost heaven.

On the morning of the third day, when everyone outside was still continuing their last madness, in the emperor's bedroom in the inner courtyard of Ugin Hanging Palace, the sun fell on the large four-poster bed through the window, Kevin frowned, and put the back of his hand on his forehead, His eyelids trembled slightly, and there was a faint tendency to wake up.

He lay on his side on the bed, the quilt was loosely draped around his waist, and the exposed upper body, apart from the lean muscles with beautiful lines, was a mess of ambiguous marks.

Behind him, the emperor woke up for a long time, and he didn't know if he was too excited or something was wrong. He didn't say a word and turned into a Sirius. The boss was lying on the bed while giving Kevin a free gift A plush back, while a fluffy tail sweeps back and forth over Kevin's exposed calves and ankles.

For the first time in more than 20 years, the emperor who opened the meat for the first time had a bad heart. After sweeping his tail for a while, he became more and more dishonest. He lifted the quilt and lifted it up to Kevin's waist.

Kevin waved him with his hand twice while he was half asleep, but he didn't wave it away. After a while, the base of Your Excellency Commander's ears and neck began to faintly turn red, and his breathing became less gentle.

Osved got even more aggressive, arching his dog's nose around the side of Kevin's neck, his rough wolf tongue sweeping back and forth over the vague phoenix pattern.

Kevin: "..."

His Excellency Commander, who was very angry when he woke up, finally couldn't take it anymore. He frowned, rolled over and sat up, with a "tsk" impatiently, squinting at the big dog with his eyes down and his forehead squinting... oh no, Sirius.

The emperor silently opened his transparent eyes without blinking, as if Kevin was thinking too much about everything, and he didn't want to do anything.

"Are you finished yet?" Kevin stomped on Sirius's buttocks and kicked the furry thing straight off the bed.

What does it mean to open your eyes and not recognize people, that's all.

Osved crouched on the edge of the bed, staring suspiciously back at his waist.

"What are you looking at?" Kevin said angrily, "Look for clothes!"

"See if your waist can't take it anymore." Osved said as he went to clean his clothes, "Don't you call yourself a copper skin and an iron bone?"

Although Kevin will neither come back to life nor heal his wounds automatically, his body is still there, and he is much better than ordinary people. It is indeed not that easy to bear. To be precise, he is not suffering from low back pain, he is hungry...

He watched Osved return to the bed with his clean clothes in his mouth, and said lukewarmly, "You are fat, skinny, and fleshy, so I wasted so much time with you when my brain got wet. I'll go out and have a good meal, you Grab your pillow and rub yourself!"

Osved: ​​"..."

Kevin took the clothes and pulled them. These are Osved's private clothes. They don't have any exaggerated decorations and are not so formal. They don't look much different from what Kevin usually wears. They just don't fit well for Kevin. a bit.

But he didn't pay attention to this, he picked up the clothes and put them on his body.

When Osved saw him get up, he became more angry, and he stopped acting stupid with a dog face, and immediately changed back to his human appearance. He knelt on one knee beside the bed, and while Kevin was getting dressed, he reached out and touched Kevin's well-textured belly.

"What's wrong with you?" Kevin rolled his eyes at him.

Osved said strangely: "If I remember correctly, we all ate a lot last night, right? Let me see why you are hungry so quickly, it's not right, how did you eat so much..."

Kevin: "..."

He looked down at the paws that were attached to his abdominal muscles, stunned for two seconds, and finally realized what the dog emperor meant. He nodded, and then sneered: "I think you really don't want to live! Well, I'm going to force it and eat the wolf meat later. You go to prepare first?"

Osved: ​​"..."

There was too much noise in the hall, and they didn't bother to grab something to eat with a bunch of drunks, so the two washed up and went to the place where Osved usually dined.

The kitchen prepared a table of food according to the emperor's orders, and delivered them one by one.

Kevin crossed his long legs and rested his fingers loosely on the table. His little finger tapped on the table in a calm rhythm, and his eyes swept across the food plates on the table. The uncle glanced at the overview, and finally stopped his lazy little movements and stretched out his hands.

He moved his index finger and pushed the milk porridge in front of Oswei: "It's too dry, I'll send it to you."

Then there is the soup with ear vegetables: "I don't eat grass, you like to eat and you can eat."

And mint mussels: "fishy."

He pushed all the things he didn't like to eat in front of the emperor piecemeal, and then picked out a bunch of things he wanted to eat, even more rude than before.

Osved frowned when he saw what he picked: "I just opened my eyes and I'm so hungry, I need to warm up my stomach, otherwise you will suffer if you eat these things directly."

Kevin picked up a piece of dry fried tatami and laughed, "Why don't you have sex twice?"

The emperor coughed, picked up the wine glass, and changed the subject abruptly: "Mint mussels are fishy, ​​but soles are not fishy?"

Kevin took a slow bite: "I'd love to."

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his long arm, cut off the wine glass that Osved had just held up, and took a sip of the golden mead. As soon as the warm aperitif was steamed, the whole person felt a lot more comfortable. He drank the small half glass of wine in three sips, stuffed the empty glass back into Osved's hand, and raised his eyebrows: "You want to drink it even before the Prohibition Period?"

Osved: ​​"..."

His Majesty the Emperor felt that this bastard in front of him was definitely intentional. When he woke up, he was indeed a little weak, but the recovery speed was very fast. If nothing else, he could fool around for two days and two nights with a really weak person? Paralyzed!

However, the young man who just started the meat is always very good-natured, and he feels that he can tolerate all the faults of this bastard. So the emperor put the empty glass aside without a word, and continued to silently settle the food that Kevin disliked.

He ate two mussels, only to find that Kevin had crossed the line again and forked a piece of sweet juice black blood sausage from the plate in front of him.

The emperor said strangely, "Didn't you say you didn't eat black blood sausage last time?"

Kevin looked at him even more strangely: "If I didn't eat it last time, it means I won't eat it this time?"

Osved: ​​"..."

Well, he can see it, he is looking for a lover, he is inviting an ancestor to come back, really ancestor.

But no way, he was happy.

Osved turned the silver fork in his hand and watched him pick and choose in an angry manner. He couldn't help but say, "If you eat unreasonably like you, you will definitely be beaten up when you are placed in an ordinary family's home."

Kevin sneered: "It's just like you get to be beaten. I didn't have this trouble when I was a kid, because I didn't have to eat at all."

"What were you like when you were a kid?" Osved had always wondered what kind of embryo it would take to grow into the bastard in front of him.

Kevin ate slowly, swallowed and drank his own mead before saying, "Black hair, two eyes and one nose."

Osved: ​​"..." Listen, what is this nonsense?

Kevin glanced at him and said, "I'll look what you look like, what's there to ask? How much longer can I grow out?"

In fact, what Osved wanted to ask wasn't what Kevin looked like when he was a child. He could guess what he looked like now. What he wanted to know more was what happened to Kevin when he was a child, how did he live, was he naughty and troublesome, or was he nice and quiet and obedient? What kind of friends did you have, what embarrassing things did you do...

He wanted to know too much, everything that happened in Kevin's long life when he wasn't involved, he wanted to know...

"What was I like when I was a kid?" Kevin seemed to find such a proposition very interesting, and he laughed to himself after repeating it. He recalled for a moment, then straightened his face and said solemnly to Osved: ​​"I was very lawless when I was young, and there is nothing I dare not do. Thenis and Feisha are much older than me. When I was young, Feisha has made herself look like an old man, so most of the time they look after me, but they can't watch."

This kind of beginning is actually not much different from what Osved imagined. He felt that it was normal for a person like Kevin to be lawless when he was a child, so he listened very intently at first.

Kevin tells several childhood anecdotes about cats and dogs, some he did on his own, some he did with a few other gods who were still young. In his description, he himself seems to be the devil of the world, and he has been very arrogant since he was a child.

But listen and listen, Osved finally figured out that something was wrong. Because as far as he knows Kevin, this person is very afraid of trouble when describing things, he can always miss one sentence, and he can finish two words without delaying to four words. Especially things related to himself, how to be concise and how to come, and few words with evaluative and modifier, just a few words to finish.

This time, the speech is very vivid, and some details will be emphasized. It doesn't sound like his reminiscence style, it's almost like... a temporary compilation.

Just when Osved had some doubts, Lord Kevin Fassbender's story of "frightening a tiger to death in a valley with one person at the age of four" just came to an end: "I pulled the longbow and three golden feather arrows. Shoot it down and nail it to the stone forest in the valley, and the demon tigers will pee on the spot."

Osved: ​​"……………………"

It's not that he hasn't seen Radiant God's longbow! That bow is almost as tall as two four-year-old children. With such a short arm, it can pull open the string and shoot three golden feather arrows? ? What a fool!

Your Excellency Commander Kevin Fassbender is running a fucking train full of nonsense again!

In fact, the life of Radiant Temple when he was a child was far from being as "colorful" as he himself described. He was very quiet as a child and rarely spoke. When Thenis or Feisha asked him anything, he would just think quietly for a while with his dark eyes open, nodding or shaking his head. Several unfamiliar old gods teased him, and he just looked at them curiously for a while, and then walked around and stood behind Thenis.

This might have given Thenis the illusion that he was shy or afraid of life, but he wasn't.