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    【Environmental Pollution-09】

    Xiaotu's loudspeaker repeatedly played the slogan of "selling fruit" several times.

    However, 10 minutes later, the pedestrians who came and went looked at them with mentally ill eyes, walked around their stalls when they passed by, and some people came up to tell them.

    The faces of the six people standing at the gate of the community gradually became unbearable.

    Liu Zhaoqing said, "People take care of us?"

    Yue Xingwen coughed and said in a low voice, "Xiaotu has been shouting for a long time, does it seem to work?"

    Jiang Pingce's expression was stiff: "Maybe we are too strange."

    other people:"……"

    Liu Zhaoqing looked at the teammates around him and couldn't help laughing: "Our hair is messy, our faces are dusty, and we look like 6 lunatics. People from all over the world are very wary when they come, and it's okay to ignore us. It's normal."

    Just imagine that a man in "exotic clothes" suddenly appeared at the gate of the community, his hair was blown like weeds by the wind, and he was still selling a kind of fruit that everyone had seen. The first reaction of passers-by must be that there is a problem with helping others, and they dare not go on easily.

    Ke Shaobin reached out his hand to scratch his head in a habit of "sex", but he scratched a large amount of sand. He sighed and said, "It seems that we still have to buy protective clothing and head scarves and dress like them, so they think we are not weird?"

    Zhuo Feng smiled dryly and said, "Yes, follow the customs of the countryside."

    Yue Xingwen was silent for a moment, then said: "Like, let Xiaotu change the advertising word, just say, fresh fruit, try it for free, you can buy it if you think it is delicious. Let's see if someone comes to try it?"

    Ke Shaobin conveyed the order to Xiaotu. The crisp mechanical voice immediately shouted: "Fresh fruit, try it for free!"

    However, after modifying the ad words, some people came up to try it.

    The six people who "set up a stall to do business" for the first time looked at each other. Jiang Pingce said solemnly: "The people inside are very wary. It may be that we are lunatics and are unwilling to approach us. They have seen fruit growing, and the effect of advertising is not good."

    Yue Xingwen thought about it carefully and said, "How about we find a few supporters?"

    Jiang Pingce looked back at him: "Trust?"

    Yue Xingwen said: "It's the person who cooperates with the acting. The first person to eat crabs is brave. After the first one, someone else will follow."

    Jiang Pingce understood what he meant: "Do you want your teammates to pretend to be passers-by and buy our fruits?"

    Yue Xingwen nodded: "Yes. Brother Liu, Qin "Lu", the two went to the supermarket to buy two sets of protective clothing and headscarves, dressed up like a world citizen, and then came to the gate of the community to buy fruit from us, try it on the spot, and praise us. The oranges are delicious."

    Liu Zhaoqing and Qin Lu: "..."

    Not too fake?

    However, with the "trust" to try and buy, maybe the people around can be tempted? For completely unfamiliar food, seeing others eat it, poisoning it, other people can feel relieved, and it is also human.

    Liu Zhaoqing and Qin "Lu" looked at each other, turned around and walked to Huaxiang Building, and used the money Jiang Pingce gave them to buy a headscarf and protective clothing, which they put on at the entrance of the supermarket.

    Qin Lu bought a blue protective suit to cover his dusty clothes. He wears a blue headscarf of the same "color" on his hair, wrapping his head tightly. The whole person is blue, with a pair of big eyes.

    Liu Zhaoqing looked at her outfit, and couldn't stop laughing next to her: "Is it the blue buff in the game!"

    Qin Lu was speechless: "Senior brother is all white, and he feels more like the boss of a terrorist organization."

    Liu Zhaoqing looked in the mirror. He bought a white protective suit and a white turban. The white suit was very eye-catching. Liu Zhaoqing touched his chin and said, "If you take off your mask and keep a beard, you can go. The Middle East is selling arms, it's really like sex."

    The two looked at each other and walked out of the supermarket in disbelief.

    Liu Zhaoqing walked in front of him, pretending to go home from the office building, all the way to the gate of the community, after hearing Xiaotu's shout, he stopped and hesitated for a moment, then gathered up his courage, walked to the booth and asked, "Hey, can I eat it? "

    The strange dress, Yue Xingwen almost recognized it, and it was only by listening to the sound that he could tell it was Senior Brother Liu.

    Yue Xingwen hurriedly cooperated with the acting: "You can taste it and buy it if you think it is delicious!"

    Liu Zhaoqing looked surprised: "Give me a taste."

    Yue Xingwen peeled off an orange, took a piece and handed it to him, Liu Zhaoqing quickly took off his mask and stuffed the orange into his mouth, then excitedly said, "It's delicious, so delicious! Sweet and sour, sweeter than grapes good to eat!"

    He squatted down and looked at the big baskets of oranges and asked, "What kind of fruit are they and how do you sell them?"

    Yue Xing Wen said: "It's called oranges, and one sells for 1 yuan."

    Liu Zhaoqing immediately took out the banknotes Jiang Pingce had just given him from his pocket and handed them back to Jiang Pingce: "It's too cheap, give me 5." Jiang Pingce accepted the money expressionlessly.

    Yue Xingwen counted five oranges for him, and paid for it with one hand and delivered it with the other.

    Liu Zhaoqing turned around and left.

    The second actor Qin "Lu" came on the stage right after, watching her whole body was tightly wrapped in blue "color" fabric, leaving only a pair of eyes, Ke Shaobin almost laughed, and said lightly: "Little Languai, Qin "Lu" is too funny."

    Qin "Lu"'s face under the mask was already flushed at this time, but she still tried her best to perform her acting skills, learned from Liu Zhaoqing, walked to the booth and asked, "What kind of fruit? Can I eat it?"

    Ke Shaobin held back his smile and handed her an orange: "You can try it!"

    Qin "Lu" ate a piece quickly and praised: "It's delicious!" She took out 3 yuan from her pocket and handed it to Jiang Pingce: "Buy me 3, I want to buy it back and let my parents taste it too. ."

    Gradually, a group of people gathered around, looking at them curiously or suspiciously.

    Yue Xingwen guessed wrong, seeing unfamiliar food, many people dare not try it easily. But once someone tried it first, and said it was delicious, and even paid for it, others would have a herd mentality of "then I'll try it too" and go try it.

    After Qin "Lu" left, a young man came to the booth with a child. The child looked at the fruit in the wooden basket eagerly, and asked timidly, "Is it really free to taste?"

    The child is about one meter tall, looks very thin, and looks like he has been malnourished for a long time. He probably seldom eats fruit. Yue Xingwen sent her eyes staring straight at the oranges and kept swallowing.

    Children in this world grew up in an environment with a single food, extremely lack of vegetables and fruits, and very bad air. The children made Yue Xingwen couldn't help but think of the scrawny children in the slums that he saw in the news.

    90% of the children in this world look so sad.

    Yue Xingwen handed her the remaining points of the freshly peeled oranges: "Tast it for free, and buy it if you find it delicious."

    The child was so excited that she immediately took off her mask, stuffed a piece of orange into her mouth, and chewed it slowly as if she was tasting the delicacies of the mountains and the sea. The sweet and sour juice stimulated her taste buds, and her face revealed an incredible expression. With an expression on his face, he slowly chewed a piece of orange into pieces, swallowed it in a hurry, then turned to look at the man beside him: "Dad, it's so delicious! What delicious food I've eaten, let's try it too! "

    The man didn't seem to believe it, he took a piece of the orange that he handed over, and then showed a complicated look.

    The boy widened his eyes and asked, "Is it really sold for 1 yuan? Isn't it 100 yuan?"

    Yue Xingwen said warmly: "I heard wrong, we are promoting new products, discounts and promotions, 1 yuan each."

    The man quickly took out ten dollars: "Give me ten, thank you."

    The boy jumped up and down excitedly: "That's great! I've eaten fruit for half a year, and it's so cheap. I can take it home and give it to my mother to try!" Hearing that, the man's hand suddenly stiffened as he handed over the money. Yue Xingwen: "My fruit, it's not harmful to the body, right? Otherwise, how can it be sold so cheaply?"

    Yue Xingwen said: "No. Look, we are all eating."

    He pointed to Ke Shaobin, who was eating oranges next to him.

    Ke Shaobin swallowed half an orange and said with a smile, "We are foreigners and we come here to do business. Today, we set up a stall on the first day, and it only sells for 1 yuan at a discount. It won't be so cheap tomorrow."

    The man looked at him suspiciously for a moment, and found that he was indeed eating the oranges in the same basket, then he was relieved, handed the money to the other party, and took 10 oranges away.

    After my father left, the crowd gathered at the booth gradually increased.

    "Can you try it for free?" "Give me a taste..."

    Everyone tastes a piece first, and then pays for it when it tastes good.

    Yue Xingwen asked Xiaotu to change the slogan and shouted: "New product promotion, discount promotion! Rare opportunity, first come first served! Safe and harmless fruit, try it first, then buy it. !"

    Continuous language broadcast, the brainwashing effect is first-class.

    In a blink of an eye, their orange stall was surrounded by people. At first, Jiang Pingce was responsible for collecting money alone, but later it became a situation where four people were too busy to collect money and count oranges at the same time.

    A basket of oranges sold out quickly, and the second and third baskets also quickly bottomed out.

    By 2pm, all the oranges were sold out.

    Yue Xingwen looked at the empty wooden basket in his eyes, smiled, and concentrated all the money in Jiang Pingce's hands, and asked Ke Shaobin to modify the voice of the small picture: "Today's fruit has been sold out, thank you for your support, see you at the same time tomorrow!"

    Everyone: "..."

    Goodbye at the same time, are you a TV show?

    The 4 people who had sold the fruit folded the vine wooden baskets and put them away, and walked to the supermarket together.

    The two "actors" Liu Zhaoqing and Qin "Lu" had been hiding and observing after buying the oranges. When their teammates finished work, they were relieved and ran over to join Xingwen and the others.

    Liu Zhaoqing smiled and said, "I finally understand why many activities have to be supported!"

    For example, in order to create a lively atmosphere in the evening show, ask for a good support to answer the host's question; when a real estate opens, the developer also finds a support to queue up to buy, creating the illusion that "our building is difficult to grab", and encourages the real Client shot.

    Just now, if it wasn't for Liu Zhaoqing and Qin "Lu" acting as temporary actors and taking the initiative to demonstrate eating and buying oranges, it is estimated that the six of them would not be able to sell much if they stood there for a long time.

    As a result, thousands of oranges were all sold out...

    Qin "Lu" asked curiously, "Excluding the test points, how much money did we make?"

    The money was concentrated in Jiang Pingce. He quickly counted it and said, "The net profit for today's trip is 985 yuan."

    Yue Xingwen said with relief: "Yes! We used pen money to buy all the protective clothing and headscarves of our teammates, so that they can move in the afternoon. In addition, we can increase the price tomorrow. We can sell one for 3 yuan, which is the same as the price of compressed biscuits. "

    Liu Zhaoqing smiled and said, "Wrong, it's normal for the price to go up after the grand opening ceremony. Our oranges seem to be quite popular. We sell them for 3 yuan, and I think there are quite a few customers."

    Ke Shaobin agreed: "Our income can be tripled!"

    Getting rich depends on acting.

    Of course, there are still small pictures, the advertising words change every ten minutes, and the brainwashing is played continuously and in a loop. Thanks to its big publicity, otherwise, everyone's voices will be screamed.

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