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    Yan Chao's face turned dark instantly: "You man, you can't even wear clothes? Go back and catch a cold and infect me? I'll kick you out, believe it or not?"

    The staff at the scene were instantly silent for three seconds.

    Oh god, this is still the gentleman, Xiao Yan, who is calm, calm, and gentle... omit a lot of adjectives here.

    Sure enough, the so-called good temper is just because he didn't meet the person who really drove him crazy.

    Zhou Chenyu was also stunned for three seconds, and then blinked aggrievedly: "You murdered me?"

    Yan Chao, who realized that he was just too irritable: "...I didn't."

    Zhou Chenyu took the warm sticker from his hand and said truthfully, "I've never used this thing before."

    The meaning is obvious, he will not post.

    Yan Chao: "..."

    Yan Chao: "Put up your coat."

    Zhou Chenyu continued to carry the drama to the end: "What are you going to do to me?"

    Yan Chao: "I stabbed you to death, are you satisfied?"

    People at the scene: "..."

    I can't believe that this is what the gentleman Xiaoyan said. It's too bloody and violent.

    Brother Xiaoyan, what have you experienced since you met Zhou Chenyu?

    You are just a 23 year old kid!

    Of course Yan Chao couldn't hear their inner os, so he tore off the warm sticker and put a stern sticker on Zhou Chenyu's chest and back.

    Although Zhou Chenyu looks tall and slender, in fact, she is very thin. It is strange that she spends a day on the grassland like this, and is not sickened by the demon wind in the northwest.

    Yan Chao stood up, and then pointed helplessly at the circle of cameras around him, and said to the cameramen, "Pinch off this episode and don't broadcast it."

    Otherwise, it is simply a complete collapse of the character.

    He is obviously still a 23-year-old child!

    But who made him meet a 25-year-old giant baby.

    Chapter 8 You're Crazy, I'm Stupid

    In today's recording, in addition to shooting the scenery, the guests naturally have the task of experiencing the nomadic life of the local residents.

    It just so happened that this period was not considered a peak tourist season. There were very few tourists in the scenic area, and there was no diligent station sister who came all the way to Xinjiang for the time being, which provided a relatively convenient shooting environment for the program team.

    Shepherds naturally need to ride horses. According to the requirements of the program group, each group of guests needs to send a person to the stable to lead the horse. After all, Yan Chao grew up here and was naturally more familiar with horses, so he honorably took on this mission.

    Unexpectedly, just as he walked to the stable with the other two guests, he was suddenly dragged into the car by the assistant director's sister.

    The assistant director briefly explained the situation. It turned out that one of the six horses prepared earlier was seriously ill and was sent to the veterinary station for treatment early in the morning. Now there are only five horses left. To be fair, each of the three people needs to accept a small quick question and answer challenge, and decide which group of unfortunate people can only lead one horse by using the length of time.

    Routines are routines.

    Or there is no pre-written routine in the script.

    Fortunately, Yan Chao was quick to respond and his mouth was smooth, so it wasn't too difficult for him to ask and answer quickly, so he took up the challenge generously.

    The assistant director smiled evilly, took out a teleprompter, and wrote to Yan Chao's side:

    "Partner's tacit understanding test"

    Seeing this title, Yan Chao couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth.

    tacit agreement? He and Zhou Chenyu didn't fight well, so can they have a tacit understanding of wool?

    Before he finished complaining in his heart, the assistant director had already asked the first question: "The other party's occupation?"

    Yan Chao was stunned for a while, thinking what a rubbish question, but quickly replied, "A cross talk actor."

    "The other party's hometown?"

    "Beijing."

    "The other party's constellation?"

    "Twin."

    "The other party's blood type?"

    "Type O."

    What is the director team doing? Is the investigation account coming?

    If it wasn't for the good habit that Yan Chao has always cultivated to fully check the guest information on Du Niang, and his unforgettable memory, he would have overwritten the first few questions.

    As a result, the next second, the messy problem came.

    "What does the other party like to eat?"

    "Soy milk fritters."

    Beijing people, no problem.

    "The other party is single or in love now?"

    Of course Yan Chao doesn't know if Zhou Chenyu has a girlfriend, but no matter what the truth is, this question has a unified answer for all undisclosed male stars:

    "single."

    "The other party's mate selection criteria?"

    woman, alive.

    Of course, Yan Chao didn't know Zhou Chenyu's mate selection criteria, but this omnipotent answer quickly flashed in his mind.

    For the sake of speed, he simply picked out half of it: "Alive."

    "In your eyes, who is the most suitable for each other's mate selection criteria?"

    ...what the hell is this rubbish question.

    How does he know which type Zhou Chenyu likes?

    If this casually mentions the name of a female star, it might cause a ripping battle between fans from several parties. How dare he say nonsense?

    Yan Chao couldn't think of a perfect answer for a while, and he had limited time, so he had to take the lead and patted his chest half-jokingly, "Me."

    The assistant director showed a scheming smile, but he still said quickly: "Use two words to describe each other?"

    Sand sculptures, idiots, idiots, drama... Yan Chao instantly had n answers in his heart.

    But he still kept a straight smile: "It looks good."

    "Describe each other in four words?"

    For some reason, Yan Chao suddenly came up with a word this time, and he blurted out almost without thinking: "Shen Yu Luo Yan."

    ……Depend on!

    Gossip forums kill people!

    However, all of this has been recorded into the camera, so Yan Chao had to pretend to be innocent and understand nothing.

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