Jiang Chenchi glanced at Guan Chenfeng, and said softly: "Well, I beeped you."

The author says:

This passage of "Fenhewan" is adapted from the Baidu Encyclopedia version. If you are interested, you can listen to it online. The dirty jokes in the text are all added by myself. It's good for everyone to have a good time. Don't think that the cross talk is full of dirty jokes. For the cuteness of the geese, can the humble old mother Peppa have a starfish? ≡ω≡ (I almost became an old sow orz with a shake of my hand)

Chapter 22 Fenhe Bay

Audience: "Ah-"

Guan Chenfeng pretended to be shy and said, "Let's talk about this at home, let's sing now."

Saying that, he tapped the small table beside him with his fan: "You can choose another one."

The two then mentioned "Butterfly Cup", "Tour Guishan", "Da Deng Dian", etc., which are all classic Hebei Bangzi operas, and sang a few sentences, but Guan Chenfeng ended up due to various reasons. Said he could not sing.

This is to elicit the central content of this cross talk - "Fenhewan".

Jiang Chenchi said, "Why do you have so many troubles? I'll pick the last one. If you don't do it, I'll go home after get off work."

Guan Chenfeng said with a look of grievance: "Okay, you say what you say."

Jiang Chenchi said, "Fenhewan."

Guan Chenfeng simply agreed: "Okay, just Fenhewan. How many characters are there?"

Jiang Chenchi said, "Two, Xue Rengui and Liu Yinhuan."

Guan Chenfeng asked, "Who are you playing?"

Jiang Chenchi replied, "I will play Xue Rengui."

Guan Chenfeng: "What about me?"

Jiang Chenchi said, "Aren't you a singer, come to Liu Yinhuan."

Guan Chenfeng suddenly stretched out his hand and tugged at him: "Wait a minute, what's the relationship between us?"

Jiang Chenchi said, "Husband and wife relationship."

Guan Chenfeng glanced at him deliberately, and once again showed a contrived shy smile.

Offstage: "Ah—"

Audiences who are familiar with "Fenhewan" know that in the traditional book, the following paragraph, in modern words, is the bridge of "sprinkling sugar".

Sure enough, Guan Chenfeng said: "Our relationship is all in the play. After stepping down after a while, we will immediately end this illegitimate relationship."

Jiang Chenchi glanced at him: "Who has an improper relationship with you?"

He opened the fan and smiled slightly: "We have always been upright."

Offstage: "Ah—"

Yan Chao sat on the second floor, stunned again.

He finally understood what Zhou Chenyu meant when he said "one hundred times the rio on the stage".

He looked at Zhou Chenyu with a look of astonishment: "Is it so fair to sell rot now?"

"What are you selling? Dirty thoughts." Zhou Chenyu looked at him with a face that he had never seen before, "These are the words that are already in traditional work, you go to the Internet to search, and the old gentlemen say the same. "

Yan Chao thought about it too. When the old artist said something like this, everyone just felt happy. But after changing the two handsome guys, it felt different immediately, and the fans in the audience were so excited that they could not complain.

However, the scene of dancing CP in person on the cooking table is too rare. This is simply a paradise for CP fans!

During the conversation, the two people on the stage moved the table back, and Guan Chenfeng began to arrange the "outfit".

The "clothing" on this cross talk stage is actually a headscarf, the purpose is to distinguish between male and female roles.

As soon as Guan Chenfeng picked up the turban, everyone in the audience laughed—

His turban is red, and with his Ai green coat, he looks especially happy.

Jiang Chenchi glanced at him with disgust: "Where is your cos, Little Red Riding Hood?"

Guan Chenfeng said, "What little red riding hood, I'm little Chenyu."

Jiang Chenchi said, "You're almost the same as you."

While talking, Guan Chenfeng had already put on the headscarf, and turned to ask Jiang Chenchi, "Is your daughter-in-law very fashionable? The kind that can go to the Paris Fashion Week show tomorrow."

Jiang Chenchi nodded: "Red and green, it's bullshit."

After the two finished their roles, they sang nonsense as soon as "Fenhewan" came out. Of course, most of the "leg work" in cross talk was not a serious voice, but a crooked singing, the main purpose was to amuse the children.

But since it was acting, it was necessary to do a lot of activities. For a while, Jiang Chenchi used a fan to cover Guan Chenfeng's face, and then Guan Chenfeng went to slap Jiang Chenchi's head. There were quarrels and fights in the middle, and the two of them talked lively.

The only thing is that when there is a lot of physical contact, the audience starts to scream.

Yan Chao said again that he didn't look at it: "What is this for?"

Zhou Chenyu said helplessly: "There's no way, little girls like this now. We have no choice but to remove the overrated words in many old jokes."

After thinking about it, Zhou Chenyu said again: "But anyway, the partners on stage are like husband and wife, they like it if they like it."

Hearing what he said, Yan Chao couldn't help but ask, "Then when you and your partner talked about it, was that the case?"

Zhou Chenyu said strangely, "Why not?"

Yan Chao subconsciously frowned slightly, but said nothing.

Zhou Chenyu gave him a funny look: "What are you doing, jealous?"

Yan Chao said angrily, "Eat a fart."

Zhou Chenyu clicked his tongue twice: "Look at you now, why are you peeing all over your mouth?"

Yan Chaobai gave him a performance: "It's not infected by you yet."

Zhou Chenyu couldn't help laughing and said, "Did I kiss you or what?"

Yan Chao: "Zhou Chenyu, can you stop being so disgusting?"

Zhou Chenyu still couldn't help laughing: "I was wrong, let's do it."

After he finished speaking, he said in a comforting tone: "Don't worry, since I'm open with you now, why would I hug you outside?"

Yan Chao: "...neuropathy."

Chapter 23 Inspected by the garden owner's wife