He Chenfeng pointed at Zhou Chenyu: "My partner, Xi Shi."

Zhou Chenyu frowned in cooperation, holding her heart in both hands.

The audience immediately rang out with a "嘤嘤嘤".

If someone else did this, there would definitely be laughter in the audience, but it's a pity that Zhou Chenyu is so good-looking, and even this contrived look makes the little girls heart-broken.

Zhou Chenyu became serious in another second: "What is Xi Shi? Say it well."

He Chenfeng said, "Why didn't I say it properly? They all say that you have the appearance of sinking fish and falling geese. Don't you write it all on your fan?"

Amid the laughter from the audience, He Chenfeng introduced it with a serious effect: "My partner, Zhou Chenyu."

After introducing himself, He Chenfeng said again, "There have been a lot of rumors about us on the Internet recently."

Zhou Chenyu frowned and said, "Yo, what did you say?"

He Chenfeng said, "It is said that our relationship has broken down."

The audience immediately understood that this is to satirize the poisonous and black fans who are madly saying that they are going to split their holes on the Internet.

Zhou Chenyu waved his hand: "Jing nonsense."

He Chenfeng said, "I have to clarify today. Tens of thousands of people on the field are witnessing for me. I'll put my words here today—"

Zhou Chenyu: "Okay, say it."

He Chenfeng: "This is not a rumor."

Offstage: "Ah—"

When Zhou Chenyu heard this, she immediately said aggrieved: "No, what's wrong with me? Why did you cut your robe and break up with me after carrying me?"

He Chenfeng: "Why are you still asking me? You cut your robe and sleeves while carrying me!"

"Cutting the robe and breaking the righteousness" and "cutting the robe and breaking the sleeve" are clearly the same words, but the meanings are completely different.

Thinking of the meaning of "broken sleeve" and Zhou Chenyu's recent daily life, the audience instantly burst into laughter.

"I'll tell you why," He Chenfeng pointed at Zhou Chenyu, "He's carrying me behind his back, and the marriage is hidden!"

Although they knew that the words on the cross talk stage could not be true, the little sisters under the stage couldn't help but twitch in their hearts.

Zhou Chenyu said angrily, "Stop talking nonsense, when did I get married?"

He Chenfeng ignored him, and then said to the audience: "I really love you all. They are all his girlfriends fans, crying and shouting every day, saying, 'Brother, you are not allowed to fall in love'."

Zhou Chenyu patted his chest: "I have idol consciousness!"

He Chenfeng scolded: "You have a fart! Don't think I don't know, you are hiding in a golden house!"

Zhou Chenyu looked confused: "What is it? Say it again? What am I hiding in my golden house?"

He Chenfeng said, "Don't pretend to be stupid, I went to your house that day, and I saw your daughter-in-law!"

Hearing this sentence, someone from the audience responded, and there was a round of applause.

Anyone who has heard of "Entrusting a Wife and Offering a Son" knows that when it comes to supporting the actor's wife, this is a job.

The part of Ganqing just now was a seamless scoop, and the little girls in the audience were instantly relieved.

Zhou Chenyu then stunned: "My daughter-in-law? Who is my daughter-in-law? Why don't I know each other?"

He Chenfeng said, "Don't pretend, I even wrote down what your daughter-in-law looks like."

Zhou Chenyu asked, "What does my daughter-in-law look like?"

He Chenfeng gestured in his hand: "He's tall, young, handsome, and has a good temperament."

Zhou Chenyu sneered: "Yo, you still have a little conscience towards me, I thought you were going to make up a flower for me."

He Chenfeng then gestured to his body: "Wear a high dress, the latest Givenchy style."

Yan Chao, who was under the stage, couldn't help but stunned for a moment. He looked down and realized that the black top he grabbed at random today happened to be Givenchy.

Zhou Chenyu: "Hey, my daughter-in-law is rich enough."

He Chenfeng pointed to his face again: "There is a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the nose."

Yan Zhao subconsciously reached out and pushed his glasses.

Zhou Chenyu: "Well, my daughter-in-law is literate."

He Chenfeng pointed to his ear again: "There is a diamond inlaid on the left ear."

Yan Chao involuntarily reached out and touched the earring on his left ear.

Speaking of which, the auditorium has already caused a small commotion.

Zhou Chenyu reached out and stopped He Chenfeng: "Wait a minute, why does my daughter-in-law have an ear in it?"

He Chenfeng said: "Ten carats."

Zhou Chenyu suddenly realized: "No wonder, I can't support two of them."

He Chenfeng pointed to his feet: "I wear a pair of aj on my feet, which is a global limited edition."

As soon as these words came out, the audience instantly burst into screams—

Yan Zhao subconsciously lowered his head and glanced -

Why did he happen to be wearing a pair of aj today?

The audience had a faint premonition that the two people on the stage were alluding to who they were.

However, Zhou Chenyu retorted in a timely manner: "No, wait a moment, what does my daughter-in-law wear well? What's up with the basketball player?"

"Your daughter-in-law doesn't play basketball," He Chenfeng said, "he is the host."

Chapter 33 Like a wolf like a tiger

At this moment, the laughter and screams erupted from the audience, almost toppling the ceiling of the venue.

"Go to hell!"

Although Zhou Chenyu said a classic quote that must be said at this time, the smile on his face has betrayed his heart that he wanted to copy cheaply.

Yan Chao couldn't tell for a while, whether the dizzy feeling in his mind was caused by the popularity on the stage or by the sound waves off the stage.

God fucking accurate?

This is not a coincidence is it not?

Yan Chao looked at the two people on the stage and thought in a trance: Brother He, didn't expect that you, the big-eyed man, also betrayed the revolution?

The audience laughed for half a minute, and Brother He, who betrayed the revolution, spoke again: "Speaking of you and your daughter-in-law, it's an arranged marriage."