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    Zhou Chenyu said, "We are in the 21st century, so don't talk nonsense."

    He Chenfeng ignored him, and continued nonsense: "You are still in the family, climb the high branch."

    "It turns out that my daughter-in-law married me," Zhou Chenyu spread her hands, "I am still a soft eater."

    He Chenfeng said, "Do you think it's easy to eat soft rice? It wasn't you who was going to marry your daughter-in-law."

    Zhou Chenyu asked, "Yo, how do you say this?"

    He Chenfeng said, "Who would have thought that something went wrong in the middle of it, and that the pie that fell from the sky was only for you to pick up."

    Only then did the audience realize that this was in the allusion to "The Second Role". The idol, who had previously agreed to exchange careers with Yan Chao, suddenly had an accident, and this was why Zhou Chenyu, a replacement guest, was parachuted into the air.

    Yan Chao himself has black lines all over his head. He can already imagine that there will be a lot of dog blood texts in the CP fandom area tonight.

    The audience laughed again.

    He Chenfeng said, "Since you married your daughter-in-law, you have become a phoenix by flying up the branches."

    Zhou Chenyu nodded: "Yes, I am a phoenix man."

    He Chenfeng said: "You went to record a variety show, it became popular."

    Zhou Chenyu waved his hand and said, "You don't need to bury me."

    "You are very rich and noble, but your brother and I are still miserable!" He Chenfeng said, "Our friendship, from the poor and the lowly, instantly became one of the noble and the other."

    Zhou Chenyu said, "But you are still my good brother."

    He Chenfeng said, "Is that so? The ancients said it well, 'One is noble and one is lowly, and friendship is seen; if you die, you see friendship; if you walk through the house, your wife will not avoid it' - do we have this friendship?"

    After going all the way, finally came to the question.

    The following content is to give examples one by one, assuming the three situations of "one noble and one cheap", "death and life" and "entrusting a wife to a child", creating burdens and laughing points by making fun of and entertaining actors.

    Yan Chao listened nervously to the next content, every time he mentioned the word "daughter-in-law", his heart couldn't help but mention in his throat, for fear that something strange would pop up on the stage.

    Fortunately, the first two situations were successfully finished, and he was not mentioned again.

    However, it is impossible not to mention him in the classic ethical slogan of "entrusting a wife to a child".

    Yan Chao tried his best to calm down and kept smiling, wanting to see how much they could kill themselves today.

    He Chenfeng said, "Not long after your wedding, you will go on a tour abroad, and you can't take care of your daughter-in-law."

    Zhou Chenyu said, "My daughter-in-law is already a twenty-three-year-old child, so she can take care of herself."

    Offstage: "Ah—"

    "That can't be done, your daughter-in-law is angry with you," He Chenfeng put his hands on his hips, instantly turned into a grudge face, and squeezed his throat, "Damn! Do you want me to be a widow?"

    Zhou Chenyu was stunned: "I've only been on tour for a week, and my daughter-in-law can't stand it anymore? I didn't expect that, at such a young age, she's like a wolf like a tiger?"

    Offstage: "Ah—"

    Yan Chao subconsciously said in his heart, another day, let you see what it means to be like a wolf like a tiger.

    It was only after he scolded that he realized... How could he have so naturally replaced himself as the daughter-in-law in Zhou Chenyu's mouth?

    Simply, suffocating.

    He Chenfeng said, "So, you have to entrust your daughter-in-law to someone else."

    Zhou Chenyu frowned and said, "Let me entrust it to someone else? My daughter-in-law is just like a wolf like a tiger, can I put my mind at ease? Who am I entrusting to?"

    "What do you need to say, who do you think reassures you the most?" He Chenfeng patted his chest, "I am your brother!"

    Zhou Chenyu raised her eyes, looked him up and down, and asked meaningfully, "What's the matter, you also broke your sleeve?"

    After he finished speaking, he didn't think it was enough, and added: "How charming is the little host?"

    Offstage...the offstage stopped moving.

    The Aventure girls under the stage have been submerged in the sugar mountain and sugar sea.

    He Chenfeng said, "I'm thinking that after we finish our cross talk today, the program crew will have to call you after we get off the stage."

    Zhou Chenyu asked, "What did you say?"

    He Chenfeng said: "Tomorrow's "Second Character" recording will not be used."

    The audience laughed.

    He Chenfeng continued: "I'll open the video site tomorrow and say, let's take a look at my brother's new variety show? Look, ho, all the places with my brother are cut out, and the frame is mosaic, and Mr. Xiaoyan is alone. Let's talk one-on-one."

    Upon hearing this, Zhou Chenyu immediately walked out of the table and bowed solemnly to the audience: "My dear teacher Xiaoyan, if you unfortunately see this cross talk of mine, please don't block me, The little host I just mentioned has nothing to do with you."

    Yan Chao under the stage rolled his eyes frantically in his heart, thinking that this person really has no silver here.

    He Chenfeng said, "Okay, for the sake of your bright future, let's spare the host and talk about your serious daughter-in-law, okay?"

    Zhou Chenyu said, "But I really don't have a serious daughter-in-law?"

    He Chenfeng pointed to the audience: "Why don't you sit so much?"

    The audience screamed again in an instant.

    He Chenfeng and Zhou Chenyu then talked about the friendship of "entrusting a wife and offering a son", and while they were talking, Yan Chao suddenly understood why they had officially left themselves at the link just now.

    Because the following content is a very typical copy of the ethics of cheapness. It tells the story of the actor who held the prank after he left home, and the actor gave him a cuckold and made his daughter-in-law give birth to a bunch of babies.

    In the previous paragraph, although kept smashing and hanging Yan Chao in secret, it was limited, and everyone could listen to it.

    But in the next paragraph, if you continue to talk about Yan Chao, and look at it from the perspective of the fan circle, it will involve clay sculptures and women. If Yan Chao's fans know, they won't care about the rule of "no size on stage" in the cross talk world, and they can be torn to the ground tonight.

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