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    This little fish looks too watery, like a little girl, and has a rare voice condition, which is like a meal for the ancestors, so Zhou Yinchun decided to teach him to learn to sing.

    "My master learned to play in the troupe to beat children," Zhou Chenyu said. "It's a pity that I didn't catch up with the good times."

    Pushing forward one hundred and eighty years, during the Republic of China, it was the most chaotic era, and actresses did not dare to sing on stage, so all the teams were all male actors. And Gandan (note: male dan) who sings the role of dan, plays a female role on the stage, which inevitably attracts some people with bad intentions. Or voluntarily start a shady business. Over time, Gandan's reputation was ruined like this.

    By the time Zhou Yinchun sat in the department and graduated, it was just in time for the catastrophe of ten years. In that special historical period, "bulls, ghosts and snakes" like him were all driven into the "cow shed".

    Later, the development of Gandan was more and more criticized, blocked and ridiculed by the public. The theater schools were also restructured and strictly implemented "men sing men and women sing women". In the decades since then, Gandan has almost disappeared.

    Zhou Chenyu said: "So my master had to change his career to talk about cross talk, but what he couldn't let go of was always drama."

    The old man has been playing in elementary school for twenty years, but he never got a chance to get on the stage seriously. After a long time, it will inevitably become a piece of his heart.

    Yan Chao sighed, and after a while, asked, "That's why he wanted to pass on the mantle of Gandan to you?"

    Zhou Chenyu nodded, and then whispered, "Unfortunately, I don't want to learn."

    Yan Chao looked at him in surprise: "Why?"

    "'I'm a man, not a girl.' Isn't that how they act in movies?" Zhou Chenyu smiled helplessly, "Good gentlemen, who wants to be a woman every day?"

    Yan Chao asked, "Then why did you still learn it later?"

    Zhou Chenyu said, "People are kind enough to take me in. I have no reason to eat a meal for free."

    Yan Chao was stunned for a while. He didn't expect that Zhou Chenyu, a seemingly generous person, would know how to compromise at such a young age.

    Learning opera is much more difficult than learning cross talk. Sing, read, do, and play. The singing should be bright, the waist should be soft, the movements should be soft, and the demeanor should be flattering.

    Men learn from women, but they have to learn more beautifully than women, relying on hard work day after day, and how many times they have been beaten.

    Yan Chao sighed in his heart, no wonder that when Zhou Chenyu was on stage, he was always able to enter the play in one second, and said that he was a peerless beauty, and the next second when he appeared in the play, he was still a romantic boy.

    Zhou Chenyu went on to say: "When I was older, I often performed on stage. When the audience saw that I was young, they all praised me, but I was not happy at all, and even resisted."

    Yan Chao was stunned and asked, "Just because it's Dan Jiao'er?"

    Zhou Chenyu nodded subconsciously, and then quickly shook her head: "How do you say it, everyone who doesn't know thinks I'm a little girl, and it happened to be a rebellious youth period at that time, would you be happy if it were you?"

    He was in his teens at the time, and his voice had already reached Cangmen (note: the beginning of the voice-changing period), and it wasn't that bright anymore, so he took advantage of the situation and gave himself up to get angry with the master, saying that he couldn't sing, and naturally he changed it back. beat.

    Until one day later, when he stepped off the stage, a male audience came in at some point in the backstage. At that time, before he took off his clothes, the other party touched him with a wretched face.

    Hearing him say this, Yan Chao's heart twitched for no reason: "And then?"

    "Who am I, young master? When I sang Xi Shi on the stage, do you really think that I will only babble offstage?" Zhou Chenyu sneered, "I kicked his ass with one kick."

    It was clearly more than ten years ago, but after listening to his answer, Yan Chao still felt that his dangling heart instantly calmed down a lot. He sighed: "It's okay if there was such a thing in the old society, why is it happening again now?"

    Zhou Chenyu said: "Although that kick almost made him go to the west, but I was still sick for a long time, and I almost vomited out of the meal overnight."

    The next day, he still performed on stage, and sang the "Xishi".

    But for some unknown reason that day, as soon as he opened his voice, he sang the splits completely.

    In the sound of bouncing off the stage, he was dragged to the backstage by the master.

    Before the master could speak, he preemptively ripped off the top flower from his head, and fell to the ground with a bang, a golden and dazzling outfit weighing dozens of kilograms, which instantly shattered into several petals.

    He had never seen such an expression on his master's face before. He was unbelievable, extremely disappointed, and hated that iron could not become steel...

    Although he has been beaten countless times by his master since he was a child, he has never been so severe. The master's slap slammed down his face, and he was finally on the verge of collapse.

    At that moment, for the first time, he felt very clearly that the heavy clothes on his body, like a heavy soldering iron, were pressing him tightly, making him breathless.

    He almost tore off his costume and ran out of the backstage like a madman.

    "As luck would have it, it was raining outside that day for the boss. I squatted near the overpass in the middle of the night. When Master found me in the early morning, the makeup on my face had not been removed, and the whole face was soaked so that I could directly cosplay Sadako."

    Zhou Chenyu's usual joking tone, as if he was just a storyteller outside the play.

    When Zhou Maoqin brought him home, he had a fever as high as 40 degrees. It turned out that after a rain, the pneumonia that had not recurred for a long time was re-infected.

    I don't know if it was caused by a heart attack, but the pneumonia was more severe than when he was a child, and he stayed in the hospital for two months.

    "When I go home from the hospital, my voice will be completely hoarse." Zhou Chenyu laughed, "Look, it's not worth running away from home, this time even God won't let me eat this bowl of singing opera. dinner."

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