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    Zhou Chenyu said calmly, "Gynecology."

    Yan Chao: "...the psychiatry department is almost the same."

    Although Zhou Chenyu's sentence "gynecology" is already in the book, but Yan Chao's sentence "psychiatry" subtly echoes the last time Zhou Chenyu was sent to the psychiatry because of his fear of heights The audience naturally burst into laughter.

    Zhou Chenyu frowned and said, "What a mess, I'm talking about 'Fu Ke', and Fu Liancheng is that section."

    Fulian Chengshe is one of the most famous classes in the history of Peking Opera education.

    Yan Chao suddenly realized: "Fulian has become a society, you didn't say it earlier."

    After speaking, he asked again, "Then which line are you singing?"

    Zhou Chenyu took a T-step, pinched an orchid finger, held his forearm, and said proudly, "I am Dan."

    Yan Zhao glanced at him and said, "You are not an egg, you are a chicken."

    Zhou Chenyu pouted: "It's terrible that Dan who is born with pure ugliness has no culture."

    Yan Chao sighed: "Okay, I have no culture."

    Everyone in the audience knew that Yan Chao was the top student in the college entrance examination of a famous school, and they all knew that Zhou Chenyu went home after junior high school, so they all laughed knowingly at the moment.

    Yan Chao asked again, "Then which faction is your sect?"

    Zhou Chenyu said, "The Xun faction."

    Yan Chao said in surprise, "Aren't you from the Mei faction?"

    Zhou Chenyu said, "I changed it."

    Yan Chao asked, "Why?"

    Zhou Chenyu replied: "There is a saying to describe the four famous dan, called 'Mei style, Cheng style singing, Xun style wave, Shang style stick.'"

    Yan Chao nodded: "I understand, you are rather rambunctious."

    Zhou Chenyu agreed: "There is a lot of water."

    Yan Chao: ...? ? ?

    Brother, what are you talking about?

    Didn't you say that during rehearsal?

    You can hang up now, do you have to drive so fast?

    I can't keep up with nutrition!

    However, as soon as Zhou Chenyu's voice fell, the audience had already climaxed for a second.

    Yan Chao pointed at a row of cameras under the stage, "This is still recording a show, take it easy."

    Zhou Chenyu still had a straight face, deliberately showing an inexplicable expression: "'Honghu water, waves beat waves.' Isn't it just the water? It's all sung in the song, where do you want to go?"

    As he said that, he glanced at Yan Chao, then looked at the bottom of the stand, and said with a look of contempt: "My head is full of yellow waste."

    Yan Chao: "..."

    Chapter 47 The truth is true

    Zhou Chenyu then continued the cross talk, and he patted his chest: "My master, Xun Huisheng, his old man..."

    "Wait a minute," Yan Chao interrupted him, "Mr. Xun passed away in 1968. It's been ten years since the ants raced. How old are you?"

    Zhou Chenyu said, "I'm twenty-five."

    This paragraph is also a burden that was originally in the book, mainly to make fun of the funny and uncultured. Unexpectedly, just after Zhou Chenyu's voice fell, a male audience under the stage answered: "Centimeters!"

    Yan Chao: ? ? ?

    Zhou Chenyu burst out laughing, pointing to the audience and asking, "What happened to you?"

    Zhou Chenyu's words were shameless enough, but if he dared to use a yellow accent, the eldest brother was obviously not ashamed, and then continued: "Xiaoyan has seen it!"

    Yan Chao: "..."

    Yan Chao smiled and said, "He's still young."

    Zhou Chenyu looked at him in surprise: "What do you mean?"

    Yan Chao: "I praise you for being young and immature."

    If it was placed under the stage, Zhou Chenyu would definitely be more shameless and arrogant at the moment, but after all, she was on stage at the moment, no matter how large the scale was, there was still an upper limit.

    So amid the hilarious laughter from the audience, he had no choice but to fan his fan twice, and then continued on.

    Zhou Chenyu said: "If I say this, they won't believe it, or you can help me match it."

    Yan Chao agreed: "Okay, what do you sing?"

    Zhou Chenyu said: "You choose, otherwise people should say that I bullied you as a layman."

    Yan Chao thought about it and said, "Then let's play the representative play of the Xun School, "The Matchmaker."

    As soon as Zhou Chenyu heard it, she immediately sang: "Tell Zhang Sheng to hide under the chessboard, and I will come to you step by step. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, this matter makes me feel like a numb"

    He has always been reluctant to speak seriously on stage, so when he was talking about cross talk, he sang these two sentences casually, without even an accompaniment, but he sang in a well-mannered manner, which immediately attracted a burst of applause from the audience.

    Yan Chao nodded: "Yes, that's it."

    Zhou Chenyu waved her hand: "No, I can only sing these two lines."

    "Just like you, you still send Xun Pai?" Yan Chao said impatiently, "Then "Oolong Courtyard"."

    Zhou Chenyu knocked the fan in his right hand into his left hand: "This is good, I learned it word by word when I opened the mask. What is this play about?"

    Yan Chao looked contemptuous: "Didn't you learn it?"

    Zhou Chenyu said aggrieved: "I don't have a bad memory."

    Yan Chao then explained: ""Oolong Courtyard" is about Song Jiang's rescue of Yan Xijiao, the top star of Tianxianglou, and took her as a concubine. I didn't expect Yan Xijiao to have an affair with Song Jiang's apprentice Zhang Wenyuan..."

    Zhou Chenyu suddenly interrupted him: "Wait a minute, fornication?"

    Yan Chao nodded: "That's how it was written in "Water Margin"."

    Zhou Chenyu looked at him, blinked, and asked innocently, "What does fornication mean? I don't understand."

    Yan Chao snorted coldly and said, "It's you who carried He Chenfeng on your back and told me about cross talk here."

    Offstage: "Ah—"

    Yan Chao calmly rejoiced in his heart: Let the two of you kill me every day, and you will always have to pay it back when you come out.

    Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu not only was not ashamed, but also deliberately covered half of her face with a fan: "Then Yan Xijiao was born for me, you are not allowed to rob me."

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