Yan Chao said with a look of disgust: "Don't worry, I don't have this special hobby. You are Dan, I am an old student, and I will come to Song Jiang."

Zhou Chenyu suddenly put down the fan and said in surprise, "Why are you so old? Can your body take it?"

This is a very old ethical joke, and everyone who has heard cross talk in the audience understands that it means - to give birth to a child.

Unexpectedly, Yan Chao said with a sneer, "As long as your body can handle it."

——Anyway, if you want to give birth, it is your next life.

The audience was shocked.

Aojiao Xiaoyan actually took the initiative to send candy!

Today is also the day that Aweisu went to the crematorium!

Zhou Chenyu then asked, "You are Song Jiang, and I am Yan Xijiao?"

Yan Chao nodded: "What's wrong?"

Zhou Chenyu asked again, "You are the husband and I am the wife?"

The audience started to get excited.

Yan Chao: "...It's like this in the play."

Zhou Chenyu shook his head: "That won't work."

Yan Chao: "Why doesn't it work?"

Zhou Chenyu showed a weird smile: "It's the other way around."

Offstage: "No!"

"What are you doing here?" Yan Chao said to the audience in a joking tone, "This is all on stage, I don't count it, and the front row sings "The Truth is Fake"."

As soon as Zhou Chenyu heard it, she sang, "Young people are good at lying, but one look can deceive the world..."

Yan Chao didn't expect him to be able to sing even this, so he glanced at him in surprise: "How many lalang videos have you played on the Alphabet Station?"

Zhou Chenyu smiled and said, "Not much, it's all mine and you."

Yan Chao: "...don't smack your head."

Amid the laughter from the audience, Zhou Chenyu couldn't help laughing and said, "Then let's come to "Oolong Courtyard", I'll take care of it first."

Yan Chao was then brought back into the play by him, and nodded: "A man with clothes and a horse with a saddle."

This so-called "捯鍬捯鍬" is naturally the most common way in cross talk - no matter who is playing, as long as it is a female character, wrap a headscarf.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu did not go to get the cloth prepared on the table, but stretched out his sinful hand to the one given to him by the fans at the beginning of the show...

Catgirl headband.

With the screams from the audience, Yan Chao felt that his head was about to explode.

No wonder Zhou Chenyu left this headband on stage just now!

Dare to love, he has long thought that it will come in handy at this time!

It wasn't enough for Zhou Chenyu to put the headband on her head, and then she stretched out her two hands, pretending to be curled up into cat paws, and sang, "Let's learn cat meowing and meow meow meow meow together?"

Yan Chao: "..."

Yan Chao: "As expected of the top card of Tianxianglou, what kind of fun is this?"

Offstage: "Ah—"

Zhou Chenyu pouted: "I just wore a hairpin and sang a pop song, where did you think of it? You can't learn well at a young age."

However, Yan Chao was already led by him on the wrong path, and now he has completely given up on himself.

He glanced around behind Zhou Chenyu with subtle eyes, and asked, "Are you missing a tail today?"

Zhou Chenyu was stunned for a rare moment.

The audience was also stunned.

This time, Yan Chao's speed actually left everyone in the audience behind. Thinking of the "interesting py" he just said, a real old driver began to realize that his "tail" refers to...

Immediately afterwards, the senior rotten female troop under the stage gradually understood.

God, is this still our simple Xiaoyan!

Have you secretly watched a lot of Xiaohuangwen on Lufu?

How else would you know so much?

You are obviously only a 23-year-old child!

Everyone made eye contact under the stage, and unanimously confirmed that it was Zhou Chenyu, the old driver, who had broken Yan Chao.

If this was in normal times, on the stage, there would never be a car that Zhou Chenyu couldn't pick up, let alone a car that he couldn't beat.

This time, it was a rare chance to meet an opponent. On the stage, we met someone with a similar speed. Everyone thought that he was finally going to Waterloo once, so everyone rubbed their hands in anticipation off the stage.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu was only stunned for a second, and then her expression returned to normal, and her face did not even turn red.

He was very coquettish and bitch and gave Yan Chao a wink: "Even if I have it, shouldn't it be you who pretended it for me?"

Yan Chao: "..."

He lost, crushed.

Yan Chao: "...recording the show."

Only then did Zhou Chenyu say with a smile but not a smile: "You know you still have to race with me on stage to record the show?"

As he said that, he said to a row of cameramen under the stage, "I'll pinch this episode and don't broadcast it."

Yan Chao's unexpectedly overturned car on the stage actually became a burden on the stage, making the fans under the stage turn their backs and backs.

Fortunately, Zhou Chenyu has a very strong ability to control the field. He supported the cat girl's headband on his head and asked Yan Chao, "Is the brand in the house beautiful today?"

Yan Chao knew that he was bringing the topic back to life, so he immediately replied, "I can't blame Song Jiang for killing you."

Zhou Chenyu asked persistently, "Are you willing?"

Before Yan Chao could speak, Zhou Chenyu asked herself and answered, "I knew you were reluctant to order a song "The Truth Is True" in the front row."

Someone in the audience immediately shouted, "Sing one!"

Zhou Chenyu actually said it: "We used to talk about our hidden love in a crowd full of friends, but I only looked into his eyes, and I don't care what thousands of people cheered."

Chapter 48 I Want You

Zhou Chenyu's pleasant voice echoed throughout the theater for a while, Yan Chao suddenly heard this familiar lyric from his mouth, and for some reason, his heart moved slightly.

But seeing the aunt's smile on the faces of the fans under the stage, and a series of shots directed at them, Yan Chao was suddenly pulled back to reality: "...I think our show really can't be broadcast."