Zhou Chenyu smiled and said to the audience: "I told you, it will be gone as soon as you go back, so these are the benefits of your coming to the scene today, and you should cherish them."

With that said, the two moved the table back, which was equivalent to setting up a simple stage.

First of all, Song Jiang appeared first, so Zhou Chenyu sang the tune of "Donggenlong and Ligenlong" orally, which was equivalent to accompaniment to Yan Chao.

Yan Chao sang a song by Song Jiang. Although he had never been in the field of opera before, after these days of Zhou Chenyu's guidance and his own diligent practice, he has sung a few lines from "Sit in the Building to Kill Xi". You have to be prudent. Although it is only a few sentences in the cross talk, it still won the applause and applause of the audience.

After the two of them finished speaking the previous paragraph, there was a lot of crooked singing interspersed in the middle, so the laughter in the audience never stopped.

The two sang and acted, and twenty minutes later, it was the end of the play—Song Jiang came to Wulongyuan to find Yan Xijiao, and at this moment, Zhang Wenyuan was hiding in Yan Xijiao's room.

The classic passage of catching a rape in bed is very sour when you think about it.

"Going one step to Wulong Courtyard, Qingtian and Bairi will close the door." After Yan Chao finished singing this sentence, he changed it to Nianbai, and said, "Why is the door closed in Qingtian and Bairi? Wait for me to knock on the door. Big sister, open the door."

Zhou Chenyu did not move, but turned around awkwardly and winked at him.

The brilliance in his beautiful peach blossom eyes fell straight into Yan Chao's eyes, making him startled slightly.

This section is the original plot in the traditional comic book, which needs to be teased and winked, and repeated three times to make jokes.

Yan Chao had seen this "Oolong Courtyard" performed by many well-known masters beforehand. At that time, he only thought it was funny, and had no other thoughts at all.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he met Zhou Chenyu's gaze, it made his heart tremble inexplicably.

But now this is still on the stage, and his good professionalism allows Yan Chao to temporarily suppress his inner emotions.

He slightly avoided Zhou Chenyu's gaze, and read it again: "Eldest sister, open the door."

Zhou Chenyu then threw him another fly-eye, but Yan Chao didn't dare to concentrate any longer to pick it up.

The audience under the stage naturally did not notice this little thought of the people on stage. After repeating this again, the funny appearance of the two people had already made the audience laugh.

According to the script, Yan Chao held a fan and tapped Zhou Chenyu on the head.

On the cross talk stage, this kind of fight is not uncommon, and the actors have already trained special "beating skills". He tapped very lightly just now, but the sound he made was crisp.

Immediately, there was a "嘤嘤嘤" sound from the audience, and I don't know who shouted: "Domestic violence!"

When Zhou Chenyu heard it, she was possessed by the drama in minutes, covered her head and said, "Ah! You are so rude! It hurts people to death!"

Yan Chao: "..."

He tried hard to get himself into the play, and then read the lines: "I told you to open the door! Are you deaf?"

Zhou Chenyu said dissatisfiedly, "You can get in with your fan, so why can't anyone get in?"

Yan Chao: "Isn't this acting!"

"Okay," Zhou Chenyu said in the same lewd tone just now, "Who is calling the door outside?"

Yan Chao: "...Do you call the door or the bed?"

Zhou Chenyu: "Then I have to talk to my officials like this!"

The main idea of ​​this section is still to sing the words repeatedly, resulting in various comedy effects. After repeating it several times, the audience was too tired to extricate themselves from the screams and laughter.

Yan Chao: "Can't you even hear the voice of your uncle Song?"

Zhou Chenyu: "Oh, Mr. Song, you are here by accident!"

Yan Chao: "Why is it not a coincidence?"

The next sentence is the end of this cross talk.

In the original Peking Opera playbook, Yan Xijiao said that the door was locked and she had no key.

In the cross talk script, this sentence is "I'm washing my feet."

Unexpectedly, Zhou Chenyu glanced at Yan Chao and said with a smile, "Lao He next door is at my house!"

After speaking, the two of them came out in a second, stood up straight in front of the stage, and both bowed.

Amid the roaring applause and cheers from the audience, Yan Chao, who was on the top of his CP again, couldn't help but think to himself that tonight's drama, it is estimated that a large number of terrifying NTR literature of cheating and domestic violence will be born again.

As soon as "Oolong Courtyard" was finished, there was thunderous applause from the audience, and the host came out to stop it, so the two returned to the arena.

Zhou Chenyu returned to the center of the stage and said, "He Chenfeng and I often talk about this "Old Dragon Courtyard", but this is my first time playing Yan Xijiao."

As he said that, he turned around and said to Yan Chao beside him, "It's the first time someone gave it to you, you have to be responsible to me."

Yan Chao: "..."

He sorted out his expression, and said to the audience with a grim face: "You really did the right thing when you came to the scene today. After the show, at least half of this cross talk can be cut."

Immediately, a group of cannon sisters pointed to the camera on the tripod: "See you at the letter station!"

Yan Chao said with a smile: "After you send the front foot, we will be banned from the back foot."

"What is blocked and not blocked," Zhou Chenyu also laughed, "Isn't this talking about cross talk, and it's not true, it's just acting according to the book, we are the A and B in the play."

Zhou Chenyu's words were originally an unintentional excuse, but Yan Zhao heard it in his heart. A trace of loneliness flashed quickly in his deep eyes, but he concealed it with a smile.

After chatting for a while, Zhou Chenyu said, "Today, Xiaoyan and I will sing a song for everyone."

There was a burst of screaming from the audience, and an assistant in the backstage brought a guitar and handed it to Yan Chao.

Yan Chao was still wearing a coat, but at this moment, he was carrying the guitar on his back very naturally, and he suddenly had a cross-generational mix and match feeling, but with his young and handsome face, it was inexplicably pleasing to the eye.